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2013-04-26 06:02:36 PM
Is this the moment that NASCAR jumped the shark? Or was it when Dale Earnheardt decided to make his greatest hit ever, into a wall at 200 miles an hour.
 
2013-04-26 06:07:47 PM
Anybody know how much it would cost to get a Team Ufia sticker on that bad boy? There's a certain symmetry there.
 
2013-04-26 06:09:15 PM

Notabunny: Anybody know how much it would cost to get a Team Ufia sticker on that bad boy? There's a certain symmetry there.


Got a couple hundred thousand? I think the going rate for a front panel decal is like 200 grand.
 
2013-04-26 06:14:45 PM
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2013-04-26 06:21:24 PM

hardinparamedic: Is this the moment that NASCAR jumped the shark? Or was it when Dale Earnheardt decided to make his greatest hit ever, into a wall at 200 miles an hour.


I thought it was when Mark Martin drove the Viagra car with the number 6 that looked like a penis
 
2013-04-26 06:23:22 PM

hardinparamedic: Is this the moment that NASCAR jumped the shark? Or was it when Dale Earnheardt decided to make his greatest hit ever, into a wall at 200 miles an

hour tried to make a right turn.

scottydoesntknow: [s3.amazonaws.com image 850x1275]


Was that reference made because Dick's in the Wisconsin Racing Hall of Fame?
 
2013-04-26 06:24:56 PM

hardinparamedic: Notabunny: Anybody know how much it would cost to get a Team Ufia sticker on that bad boy? There's a certain symmetry there.

Got a couple hundred thousand? I think the going rate for a front panel decal is like 200 grand.


I'll look under the sofa cushions. What about a nice patch on the back pocket of the driver's suit?
 
2013-04-26 06:34:39 PM

UNC_Samurai: scottydoesntknow: [s3.amazonaws.com image 850x1275]

Was that reference made because Dick's in the Wisconsin Racing Hall of Fame?


Nah, episode where Kitty's sister comes in town. She talks about all the cool shiat she's done and one of 'em was waving the starting flag at the Indy 500.
 
2013-04-26 06:58:08 PM
Just in case you can't find it. The Nationwide race is on ESPN News tonight.
 
2013-04-26 07:05:38 PM

uncleacid: Just in case you can't find it. The Nationwide race is on ESPN News tonight.


Thanks. What's the start time? I am not going to NASCARs abortion of a web site.


Will Juan Pablo have to pee during the race?
 
2013-04-26 07:16:40 PM

crotchgrabber: uncleacid: Just in case you can't find it. The Nationwide race is on ESPN News tonight.

Thanks. What's the start time? I am not going to NASCARs abortion of a web site.


Will Juan Pablo have to pee during the race?


7:30 eastern.
 
2013-04-26 07:34:02 PM
 
2013-04-26 07:41:12 PM

crotchgrabber: uncleacid: Just in case you can't find it. The Nationwide race is on ESPN News tonight.

Thanks. What's the start time? I am not going to NASCARs abortion of a web site.


Will Juan Pablo have to pee during the race?



That has to be one of the least user-friendly websites ever.  I usually don't get bothered by site redesigns, but jesus, that thing is awful.
 
2013-04-26 07:48:18 PM

good_2_go: MRN stream (no Carl Edwards)


Thanks for that.  This is the first time that 256 TV channels hasn't been enough.
 
2013-04-26 08:10:27 PM

hardinparamedic: Is this the moment that NASCAR jumped the shark? Or was it when Dale Earnheardt decided to make his greatest hit ever, into a wall at 200 miles an hour.


Looking back, it was the closing of North Wilkesboro that started the long slide into WWE style sportstainment.
 
2013-04-26 08:16:06 PM
Red flag means I may be able to watch some of the race when I get off.
 
2013-04-26 08:49:21 PM
Dick trickle is no laughing matter .....umm.....nevermind
 
2013-04-26 08:55:42 PM
Just imagine the commercial:

"When I hit that jet dryer at Daytona, I shiat myself. Now, with Depends, I'll be prepared for the next one."
 
2013-04-26 08:57:17 PM

crotchgrabber: uncleacid: Just in case you can't find it. The Nationwide race is on ESPN News tonight.

Thanks. What's the start time? I am not going to NASCARs abortion of a web site.


Will Juan Pablo have to pee during the race?


Is there a port-a-potty he can run through?
 
2013-04-26 08:58:22 PM

Jensaarai: Just imagine the commercial:

"When I hit that jet dryer at Daytona, I shiat myself. Now, with Depends, I'll be prepared for the next one."


This calls for a photoshop contest
 
2013-04-26 09:05:27 PM
Quick question for anyone watching the Nationwide race on TV: Is your video feed kinda choppy, almost like a bad stream? I'm trying to figure out if this is an ESPNEWS problem, or a problem with my TV provider.
 
2013-04-26 09:33:24 PM

Jensaarai: Quick question for anyone watching the Nationwide race on TV: Is your video feed kinda choppy, almost like a bad stream? I'm trying to figure out if this is an ESPNEWS problem, or a problem with my TV provider.


Seems fine to me at the moment.
 
2013-04-26 09:54:34 PM

Jensaarai: Quick question for anyone watching the Nationwide race on TV: Is your video feed kinda choppy, almost like a bad stream? I'm trying to figure out if this is an ESPNEWS problem, or a problem with my TV provider.


I thought the video was crapping out until I realized my4G had gone Tango Uniform

/what is with this 3G crap?
//whatwhatwhat?
 
2013-04-26 10:06:34 PM
Krashalotski wins!
 
2013-04-26 11:08:12 PM
Some FARK moron editor added a spurious S to the brand name.   The sponsor is "Depend."   Singular.   No s.

ESPN already had a comment on the special feature of driver's suits and why drivers don't have to make bathroom stops.
 
2013-04-26 11:46:33 PM

Notabunny: Anybody know how much it would cost to get a Team Ufia sticker on that bad boy? There's a certain symmetry there.


Not sure but I'm hopeful that one day Drew will buy the naming rights to the race at Kentucky Speedway.  Then my $5 a month will be totally worth it!

/and as sponsor, put up a bonus to the first driver to successfully wreck He Who Shall Not Be Named
 
2013-04-27 01:37:03 AM
I subbed this with a much better, jet-dryer truck headline earlier in the week.

/weak
 
2013-04-27 02:58:39 AM

donnielove: That has to be one of the least user-friendly websites ever.  I usually don't get bothered by site redesigns, but jesus, that thing is awful.


Prior to this year, TBS handled their site design for them (this is probably why for awhile Racebuddy was only available during TNT races. TBS currently still runs NBA.com).

For whatever reason, this year NASCAR decided to bring the website in-house, and this is the result.
 
2013-04-27 03:58:44 AM

hardinparamedic: Is this the moment that NASCAR jumped the shark? Or was it when Dale Earnheardt decided to make his greatest hit ever, into a wall at 200 miles an hour.


Wow, hope you're proud of yourself.  Maybe when you die strangers you never did any harm to will talk shiat about the way you went.  Just kidding; you've probably never done anything worth a shiat like dominating a sport, starting a successful company or being a celebrity with morals, so few will notice.

I'm a NASCAR fan, and there's plenty of jokes to be made about the sport.  Save the death jokes for the Winehouses and Houstons who lived like shiat and died like trash.
 
2013-04-27 04:17:08 AM

mikaloyd: Krashalotski wins!


Not Brian Scotts balls
 
2013-04-27 06:08:38 AM
Between the adventures of Juan Pablo Montoya, Nelson Piquet Jr., and Jacques Villeneuve, the addition of former Formula 1 drivers to NASCAR has given us some of our craziest, trashiest, and dumbest moments in recent years. Considering how much elitist crap you've got to put up with in F1 forums if you're also a NASCAR fan, this trend makes me happy.

/Kimi is the exception
//But he wasn't around long enough
///His biggest complaint in his NASCAR races was drop off in performance, primarily due to tire degradation
 
2013-04-27 08:38:04 AM
The car shows good movement.
 
2013-04-27 08:41:29 AM

carrion_luggage: The car shows good movement.


The car has had a healthy dose of carbon fiber recently.
 
2013-04-27 09:13:00 AM

hardinparamedic: Is this the moment that NASCAR jumped the shark? Or was it when Dale Earnheardt decided to make his greatest hit ever, into a wall at 200 miles an hour.


Close with the latter. When Senior died, and NASCAR got the Florida Legislature to bury the autopsy reports so deep, it poked up in a vault in China.

/yes, you can spot me in the infield by my tinfoil beer hat
 
2013-04-27 09:29:35 AM
Trickle's still racing the occasional race in Wisconsin, though they're few and far between now.
 
2013-04-27 10:05:52 AM
I thought Trickle retired a few years back after heart surgery. At the time, he was on blood thinners and the prospect of an accident was too dangerous. Glad to hear he's still turning laps.
 
2013-04-27 10:27:18 AM
Just thought someone should post a pic.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-27 10:33:17 AM

Jensaarai: Between the adventures of Juan Pablo Montoya, Nelson Piquet Jr., and Jacques Villeneuve, the addition of former Formula 1 drivers to NASCAR has given us some of our craziest, trashiest, and dumbest moments in recent years. Considering how much elitist crap you've got to put up with in F1 forums if you're also a NASCAR fan, this trend makes me happy.

/Kimi is the exception
//But he wasn't around long enough
///His biggest complaint in his NASCAR races was drop off in performance, primarily due to tire degradation


And this year he seems to be doing the best w/ tire degredation. Maybe his time in nascar helped him

/not really
 
2013-04-27 10:34:04 AM
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2013-04-27 02:13:12 PM
sheesh.. you could be the greatest midpacker in the world, but you hit ONE jet dryer with no one else around you during a caution and people never let you forget it
 
2013-04-27 04:16:07 PM

MFAWG: hardinparamedic: Is this the moment that NASCAR jumped the shark? Or was it when Dale Earnheardt decided to make his greatest hit ever, into a wall at 200 miles an hour.

Looking back, it was the closing of North Wilkesboro that started the long slide into WWE style sportstainment.


Yes, yes it was.


And +1 for subby, that's some funny shiat right there. I don't care who you are.
 
2013-04-27 06:39:19 PM

SDRR: MFAWG: hardinparamedic: Is this the moment that NASCAR jumped the shark? Or was it when Dale Earnheardt decided to make his greatest hit ever, into a wall at 200 miles an hour.

Looking back, it was the closing of North Wilkesboro that started the long slide into WWE style sportstainment.

Yes, yes it was.


And +1 for subby, that's some funny shiat right there. I don't care who you are.


You mean the resurfaced, reopened, and scheduling new events North Wilkesboro?
 
2013-04-27 06:43:01 PM
Forget I said that. I see they have given up again.

Shame.

/they should go VIR style and make it a theme community with condos and passes for a oval-track skip barber style thing.
 
2013-04-27 07:10:10 PM
Is there a thread coming down the pipe for tonights race?
 
2013-04-27 09:38:04 PM
Forgot about the Bodreauxs Butt Paste car. Laugh at the name all you want (hell, we did) but that stuff was awesome on diaper rash. Much better than the prude-named creams.
 
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