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(Yahoo)   "Do you know who I am," LSU edition   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 36
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2629 clicks; posted to Sports » on 26 Apr 2013 at 3:10 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-04-26 03:20:28 PM  
Simon is wasexpected to be picked in the middle rounds of the NFL draft this weekend.
 
2013-04-26 03:22:19 PM  
 i63.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-26 03:22:42 PM  
Nope
 
2013-04-26 03:27:47 PM  
Yeah, you go cool guy. It must be so badass to "own" Eunice; a thriving metropolis and cultural mecca of around 11,000 people in bumfark Louisiana.
 
2013-04-26 03:30:26 PM  
How do you pronounce 'Tharold'? Is it like T'Harold, or with a 'th' sound?
 
2013-04-26 03:30:26 PM  

Killer Cars: Yeah, you go cool guy. It must be so badass to "own" Eunice; a thriving metropolis and cultural mecca of around 11,000 people in bumfark Louisiana.


Meh. Better to be royalty in hell than a servant in heaven.
 
2013-04-26 03:37:34 PM  
He probably thought this was just a last minute combine test setup by the Raiders or Bengals.
 
2013-04-26 03:38:57 PM  
Wow I expect many a fark story about him once he hits the NFL.
 
2013-04-26 03:38:57 PM  

skrame: How do you pronounce 'Tharold'? Is it like T'Harold, or with a 'th' sound?


tha-Rold
 
2013-04-26 03:54:30 PM  
 
2013-04-26 03:56:14 PM  
i1.theportalwiki.net

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!
 
2013-04-26 03:58:41 PM  
Something something chickens hatching something something
 
2013-04-26 04:01:50 PM  
Are we sure they weren't just filming an American Express commercial?
 
2013-04-26 04:04:57 PM  
Ask Reese Witherspoon how that worked out.  (And if Reese Witherspoon asks "do you know who I am," my answer is yes, which is quite different from Tharold Simon.)
 
2013-04-26 04:11:36 PM  

skrame: How do you pronounce 'Tharold'? Is it like T'Harold, or with a 'th' sound?


Is he related to Barkevious?
 
2013-04-26 04:33:39 PM  

Lost Thought 00: tha-Rold


Thanks; it was a serious question.

Broktun: Is he related to Barkevious?


skrame: googles 'barkevious' > Barkevious "KeKe" Levon Mingo is an American football linebacker for the Cleveland Browns...

Heh... The Browns. With the name Barkevious Levon Mingo I'd think a nickname like Keke would be unnecessary.
 
2013-04-26 04:35:09 PM  

Broktun: skrame: How do you pronounce 'Tharold'? Is it like T'Harold, or with a 'th' sound?

Is he related to Barkevious?


Ask D'Brickashaw Ferguson.
 
2013-04-26 04:43:55 PM  

GoldSpider: Broktun: skrame: How do you pronounce 'Tharold'? Is it like T'Harold, or with a 'th' sound?

Is he related to Barkevious?

Ask D'Brickashaw Ferguson.


Don't forget the oldie, but goody,  Anfernee  Hardaway.
 
2013-04-26 04:44:59 PM  
Simon was last seen making arrangements for his own party...

i1.kym-cdn.com

/hot like Lawsiana
 
2013-04-26 04:47:08 PM  

GoldSpider: Broktun: skrame: How do you pronounce 'Tharold'? Is it like T'Harold, or with a 'th' sound?

Is he related to Barkevious?

Ask D'Brickashaw Ferguson.


Or Jackmerius Tacktheritrix.
 
2013-04-26 04:49:11 PM  

skrame: How do you pronounce 'Tharold'? Is it like T'Harold, or with a 'th' sound?


Maybe the 'h' is silent, like in neanderthal.
 
2013-04-26 04:54:14 PM  
Exactly what did he do to get arrested? Being an asshole isn't a crime.
 
2013-04-26 05:18:55 PM  

gilgigamesh: GoldSpider: Broktun: skrame: How do you pronounce 'Tharold'? Is it like T'Harold, or with a 'th' sound?

Is he related to Barkevious?

Ask D'Brickashaw Ferguson.

Or Jackmerius Tacktheritrix.


Dan Smith.  BYU.
 
2013-04-26 05:35:41 PM  
Oh thank god, I was pretty sure it was gonna be Barkevious.

Cleveland Curse Averted.
 
2013-04-26 05:46:24 PM  
 He told the officer, "I own Eunice,"


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2013-04-26 05:57:39 PM  

Killer Cars: Yeah, you go cool guy. It must be so badass to "own" Eunice; a thriving metropolis and cultural mecca of around 11,000 people in bumfark Louisiana.


A third of the people there live below the poverty line and the per capita income is $11k. Owning Eunice is tantamount to owning a rusted out baby-poop brown colored Pinto.
 
2013-04-26 08:00:29 PM  

Broktun: skrame: How do you pronounce 'Tharold'? Is it like T'Harold, or with a 'th' sound?

Is he related to Barkevious?


Two of Barkevious' brothers are named Hugh and Hughtavious
 
2013-04-26 08:22:34 PM  
Haha, I hope he goes undrafted
 
2013-04-26 08:27:50 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-26 09:25:37 PM  
static.giantbomb.com

Do you know who I am?  You think I got cancelled?!?!?
 
2013-04-26 11:02:37 PM  
Blacks. God love 'em
 
2013-04-27 01:48:53 AM  

Killer Cars: Yeah, you go cool guy. It must be so badass to "own" Eunice; a thriving metropolis and cultural mecca of around 11,000 people in bumfark Louisiana.


I'm from Eunice, LA so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies!

Holy shiat, I never thought I'd get that one on Fark
 
2013-04-27 12:37:57 PM  

ongbok: Exactly what did he do to get arrested? Being an asshole isn't a crime.


He was black and in Louisiana.  Could have been DWB or possession of excess melanin.  Any number of things, really.
 
2013-04-27 03:08:57 PM  
Just went 5th in Round 5, #138 overall, to the Seattle Seahawks.
 
2013-04-27 03:11:08 PM  
Tharold Simon day festivities will go on as scheduled in Eunice.
 
2013-04-27 04:28:32 PM  
The cop should've tazed him to death.
 
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