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(MSN)   "911, what's your emergency?" "The neighbor's kittens are doing it in my yard." Just in time for Caturday?   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, kittens  
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4625 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Apr 2013 at 4:37 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-26 02:55:51 PM  
7 votes:
I can understand she'd be upset.  Her house is a very, very fine house.
2013-04-26 05:32:54 PM  
5 votes:
2013-04-26 04:45:03 PM  
3 votes:

powhound: Which one of you switched subby's "CATURDAY" tag to UNLIKELY?

/not subby

His name is Drew, and he acts like he owns the farking place.
2013-04-26 08:23:52 PM  
2 votes:
2013-04-26 04:48:13 PM  
2 votes:

blatz514: I was hoping slubbmitter was talking about sweater kittens.

/haz a sad

Don't be silly, everyone knows sweaters are populated by puppies.
2013-04-26 10:52:18 PM  
1 vote:

Dragonflew: What does God kill when this happens?

2013-04-26 04:46:29 PM  
1 vote:
Picture of said couple.
2013-04-26 04:44:19 PM  
1 vote:

powhound: Which one of you switched subby's "CATURDAY" tag to UNLIKELY?

/not subby

I submitted it with "unlikely."  Not a good Caturday story.

2013-04-26 03:20:22 PM  
1 vote:

Diogenes: Really?  Well they're pooping and killing squirrels in mine.

Bet you the biatch across the street would raise holy hell if they ever got hit in the road.  Which is a distinct possibility.

She also feeds the raccoons that break into everyone's trash on the cul-de-sac.

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