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(MSN)   "911, what's your emergency?" "The neighbor's kittens are doing it in my yard." Just in time for Caturday?   (now.msn.com) divider line 42
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2013-04-26 02:55:51 PM
I can understand she'd be upset.  Her house is a very, very fine house.
 
2013-04-26 03:05:22 PM
Really?  Well they're pooping and killing squirrels in mine.

Bet you the biatch across the street would raise holy hell if they ever got hit in the road.  Which is a distinct possibility.

She also feeds the raccoons that break into everyone's trash on the cul-de-sac.
 
2013-04-26 03:08:28 PM
I was hoping slubbmitter was talking about sweater kittens.

/haz a sad
 
2013-04-26 03:20:22 PM

Diogenes: Really?  Well they're pooping and killing squirrels in mine.

Bet you the biatch across the street would raise holy hell if they ever got hit in the road.  Which is a distinct possibility.

She also feeds the raccoons that break into everyone's trash on the cul-de-sac.


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2013-04-26 04:39:24 PM

I_Am_Weasel: I can understand she'd be upset.  Her house is a very, very fine house.


lulz
 
2013-04-26 04:40:06 PM
Which one of you switched subby's "CATURDAY" tag to UNLIKELY?

/not subby
 
2013-04-26 04:44:19 PM

powhound: Which one of you switched subby's "CATURDAY" tag to UNLIKELY?

/not subby


I submitted it with "unlikely."  Not a good Caturday story.

/subby
 
2013-04-26 04:45:03 PM

powhound: Which one of you switched subby's "CATURDAY" tag to UNLIKELY?

/not subby


His name is Drew, and he acts like he owns the farking place.
 
2013-04-26 04:46:29 PM
Picture of said couple.

www.nightmarefactory.com
 
2013-04-26 04:47:41 PM
TFA says "we're assuming this was a 911 call".

Why would the author assume that? In my small hometown, animal control was a division under the police department. And there were laws against letting your pets roam freely through the neighborhood. So the proper procedure for reporting stray animals was to call the non-emergency police number.

For all we know, the woman did exactly what she was supposed to do, but the MSN "reporter" saw a single entry on a police blotter and made up a story around it.

Poorly written article is poorly written.
 
2013-04-26 04:47:43 PM
To the ailurophobics, cats, even kittens, are as bad as spiders.


/grandma was ailurophobic

//rip grandma
 
2013-04-26 04:48:13 PM

blatz514: I was hoping slubbmitter was talking about sweater kittens.

/haz a sad


Don't be silly, everyone knows sweaters are populated by puppies.
 
2013-04-26 04:55:01 PM
I submitted it with "unlikely."  Not a good Caturday story.

/subby


It looked like a setup.
 
2013-04-26 05:01:23 PM

I_Am_Weasel: I can understand she'd be upset.  Her house is a very, very fine house.


You're short one "very".
 
2013-04-26 05:09:07 PM
No, subby. Much like your own sexual escapades, this came too soon.
 
2013-04-26 05:17:54 PM
cdn.static.ovimg.com

Picture from the scene.
 
2013-04-26 05:20:59 PM
Barbed penis in the yard, I hope he don't get hard.
 
2013-04-26 05:29:20 PM
This thread is useless without pictures of kittens having sex.
 
2013-04-26 05:32:42 PM
That's why you don't leave milkshakes lying around the shrubbery.
 
2013-04-26 05:32:54 PM
www.droidforums.net
 
2013-04-26 05:33:26 PM

CleanAndPure: This thread is useless without pictures of kittens having sex.


Umm...okay

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2013-04-26 05:59:21 PM
The kind of Kitty I would like to see doing it in my back yard...

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/Diamond Kitty
/Has hips... mmmmm hips...
 
2013-04-26 06:01:26 PM
Time to get that damn cat out of the tree!

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2013-04-26 06:03:44 PM

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I have no idea what this is, but I can't stop laughing at it.
 
2013-04-26 06:12:22 PM
"Doing it"? Oh...you mean..."thingy"?
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2013-04-26 06:18:10 PM
www.heavemedia.com
 
2013-04-26 06:32:58 PM
Kitty on my pud and I want to touch it.
 
2013-04-26 06:39:37 PM
well hell... since im not doing anything better... more kitty pics for your Friday

farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-04-26 06:41:17 PM
thepornstarclub.com
 
2013-04-26 06:44:23 PM
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2013-04-26 06:45:33 PM
How about an Asian Kitty for your friday:


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2013-04-26 06:50:27 PM
And here's another Kitty, this one is Kitty Bella:

www.pussyspot.net
 
2013-04-26 06:51:24 PM
Ok, i'm done... that's my contribution
 
2013-04-26 07:01:33 PM
What does God kill when this happens?
 
2013-04-26 07:16:01 PM

CeroX: well hell... since im not doing anything better... more kitty pics for your Friday

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 528x706]


I'm torn - rack AND a fivehead?
 
2013-04-26 07:24:33 PM
The only thing I know about catsex, is that it wakes me up in the middle of the night.

/sudden loud cat noises.....
 
2013-04-26 07:31:46 PM

TheOtherMisterP: TFA says "we're assuming this was a 911 call".

Why would the author assume that? In my small hometown, animal control was a division under the police department. And there were laws against letting your pets roam freely through the neighborhood. So the proper procedure for reporting stray animals was to call the non-emergency police number.

For all we know, the woman did exactly what she was supposed to do, but the MSN "reporter" saw a single entry on a police blotter and made up a story around it.

Poorly written article is poorly written.


I actually agree that she probably didn't call 911 for this, but as to "letting your pets roam freely", every city in the US I have ever heard of does NOT restrict the movement of cats. Cats are considered "wild" or "feral", which is why they don't require them to be registered and have tags, like dogs.
 
2013-04-26 08:23:52 PM
Meow-chicka-meow-meow...
 
2013-04-26 08:39:15 PM
boingboing.net
 
2013-04-26 09:32:16 PM

peachpicker: Meow-chicka-meow-meow...


*snerk*
 
2013-04-26 10:52:18 PM

Dragonflew: What does God kill when this happens?


Humans.

img.pandawhale.com
 
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2013-04-27 03:36:41 AM

CeroX: How about an Asian Kitty for your friday:


[warashi-asian-pornstars.fr image 250x300]


She looks familiar.
 
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