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2013-04-26 02:54:19 PM
Awesome.
 
2013-04-26 03:18:15 PM
SWM seeks SWF for mutual good times, making hats from tinfoil, romance. No lizardpeople or fatties.
 
2013-04-26 03:20:32 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-26 03:39:41 PM

Bloody William: That might be one of those most pure "Because Internet" pictures I've ever seen not involving a college douchebag wearing a latex horse mask or a bunch of Asians doing something insane.


Actually this is the most internet video of videos

Video on youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=upiET846OmQ">I' d say that barely qualifies as NSFW, it's more about you not wanting your boss (or anyone else) to ever look at your browser history and wonder why the fark you were watching that. No actual nudity or anything like that.

It will pierce your soul, make you cry and possibly destroy your laptop. The internet should collapse on itself at this point.
 
2013-04-26 03:47:03 PM

Tatsuma: Bloody William: That might be one of those most pure "Because Internet" pictures I've ever seen not involving a college douchebag wearing a latex horse mask or a bunch of Asians doing something insane.

Actually this is the most internet video of videos

Video on youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=upiET846OmQ">I' d say that barely qualifies as NSFW, it's more about you not wanting your boss (or anyone else) to ever look at your browser history and wonder why the fark you were watching that. No actual nudity or anything like that.

It will pierce your soul, make you cry and possibly destroy your laptop. The internet should collapse on itself at this point.


AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! I know you're getting back at me for something. Jesus Christ.
 
2013-04-26 03:47:16 PM
Every woman who had their profile shown on that page had the crazy eyes.  Every. Single. One.
 
2013-04-26 03:51:00 PM
farked that video link, here we go again slight NSFW but youtube without age restriction


If you didn't believe in the fact that evil forces lurk in the world trying to destroy your very soul, you're now a believer.

See you later on infowars dating!
 
2013-04-26 04:02:05 PM

Tatsuma: farked that video link, here we go again slight NSFW but youtube without age restriction

If you didn't believe in the fact that evil forces lurk in the world trying to destroy your very soul, you're now a believer.

See you later on infowars dating!


[whathasbeenseencannotbeunseen.jpg]

I never bought into the nastiness and flaming directed your way over the years....until now.

You are a being of pure evil and may whatever god or gods you worship have mercy on your soul.
 
2013-04-26 04:05:15 PM

miss diminutive: Tatsuma: farked that video link, here we go again slight NSFW but youtube without age restriction

If you didn't believe in the fact that evil forces lurk in the world trying to destroy your very soul, you're now a believer.

See you later on infowars dating!

[whathasbeenseencannotbeunseen.jpg]

I never bought into the nastiness and flaming directed your way over the years....until now.

You are a being of pure evil and may whatever god or gods you worship have mercy on your soul.


images.buddytv.com

THAT EVIL JEW PRODUCER! HE'LL GET YOU ALL! ALL!!!
 
2013-04-26 04:10:43 PM

Bloody William: AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! I know you're getting back at me for something. Jesus Christ.


Hey, you wanted pure internet. As the chinese say, be careful what you wish for, you might just get it!

miss diminutive: I never bought into the nastiness and flaming directed your way over the years....until now.

You are a being of pure evil and may whatever god or gods you worship have mercy on your soul.


In all my years on the internet, I've seen a lot of farked up shiat. I think that this might be the worst. No need for violence, nudity or gross bodily functions or gore. This is just.. This is the last thing you see before you die the worst of deaths. This is hell on earth.
 
2013-04-26 04:17:59 PM

Tatsuma: Bloody William: AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! I know you're getting back at me for something. Jesus Christ.

Hey, you wanted pure internet. As the chinese say, be careful what you wish for, you might just get it!

miss diminutive: I never bought into the nastiness and flaming directed your way over the years....until now.

You are a being of pure evil and may whatever god or gods you worship have mercy on your soul.

In all my years on the internet, I've seen a lot of farked up shiat. I think that this might be the worst. No need for violence, nudity or gross bodily functions or gore. This is just.. This is the last thing you see before you die the worst of deaths. This is hell on earth.


I guarantee that guy has a little white poodle and a fat girl in a pit in the basement.
 
2013-04-26 04:19:25 PM
Epic trolling opportunities here.
 
2013-04-26 04:19:33 PM
This has made very happy in a way I cannot describe. Thank you, Subby. Thank you.
 
2013-04-26 04:19:54 PM
Super.  Now they can keep their gene pool pure!
 
2013-04-26 04:23:12 PM

Tatsuma: It will pierce your soul, make you cry and possibly destroy your laptop. The internet should collapse on itself at this point.


Meh.
/4chan veteran
 
2013-04-26 04:23:49 PM
Always wanted to die, but too big of a pussy to do it yourself? Post your personal information here!
 
2013-04-26 04:25:22 PM

CheetahOlivetti: Tatsuma: Bloody William: AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! I know you're getting back at me for something. Jesus Christ.

Hey, you wanted pure internet. As the chinese say, be careful what you wish for, you might just get it!

miss diminutive: I never bought into the nastiness and flaming directed your way over the years....until now.

You are a being of pure evil and may whatever god or gods you worship have mercy on your soul.

In all my years on the internet, I've seen a lot of farked up shiat. I think that this might be the worst. No need for violence, nudity or gross bodily functions or gore. This is just.. This is the last thing you see before you die the worst of deaths. This is hell on earth.

I guarantee that guy has a little white poodle and a fat girl in a pit in the basement.


Sgt. Kabukiman 2: Troma of the Lambs
 
2013-04-26 04:27:45 PM
The wrong Jones died today...
 
2013-04-26 04:27:57 PM
"My hobbies are spreading infoseeds on various social media"

"Olympia is liberal hippy-dippy gay this, commie that, central."

"We all (the kids and I) woke up to the NWO about 2003."

"I live... just far enough outside... to relocate easily (with multiple safe routes)."

"Straight edge for life... for life in two ways because I'm pro-life hahaha I'm classy"

"I'm also passionate about legalizing the labeling of GMO's & putting a halt to obnoxious chemtrails. Seeking my special Valentine!"

"It would really be awesome to find a woman that believes in family not football"

"I'm not influenced easily by 'trends, fads, social norms...'"


At least one of these people has a dead hooker in their basement. I'm putting money on the last dude.
 
2013-04-26 04:28:45 PM
Great. Now they'll start breeding.
 
2013-04-26 04:29:11 PM
That is a different kind of crazy then I am looking for. I just go for the unnecessary drama kinda crazy.

i.qkme.me
 
2013-04-26 04:29:38 PM

Branch Dravidian: The wrong Jones died today...


This.
 
2013-04-26 04:29:38 PM
Hot sheman stuff on there.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-26 04:30:48 PM

Tatsuma: Bloody William: That might be one of those most pure "Because Internet" pictures I've ever seen not involving a college douchebag wearing a latex horse mask or a bunch of Asians doing something insane.

Actually this is the most internet video of videos

Video on youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=upiET846OmQ">I' d say that barely qualifies as NSFW, it's more about you not wanting your boss (or anyone else) to ever look at your browser history and wonder why the fark you were watching that. No actual nudity or anything like that.

It will pierce your soul, make you cry and possibly destroy your laptop. The internet should collapse on itself at this point.


Hey that's my favorite Tonetta song. Good taste Tats.
 
2013-04-26 04:35:55 PM

Bloody William: Tatsuma: Bloody William: That might be one of those most pure "Because Internet" pictures I've ever seen not involving a college douchebag wearing a latex horse mask or a bunch of Asians doing something insane.

Actually this is the most internet video of videos

Video on youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=upiET846OmQ">I' d say that barely qualifies as NSFW, it's more about you not wanting your boss (or anyone else) to ever look at your browser history and wonder why the fark you were watching that. No actual nudity or anything like that.

It will pierce your soul, make you cry and possibly destroy your laptop. The internet should collapse on itself at this point.

AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! I know you're getting back at me for something. Jesus Christ.


Does no one else see the obvious punch line here?
 
2013-04-26 04:36:27 PM
Tracy doesn't seem that bad until you get to the last couple lines. Not bad on the eyes, Anti-GMO, electric car, two Akita pups, I can get on board with that. Although when girls say they don't have kids "YET" that's also a tip off to me that I should keep looking. "I consider myself a Ron Paul libertarian and strict constitutionalist JESSE VENTURA IN 2016" takes her from one strike to seven or so.
 
2013-04-26 04:36:37 PM
Something something dick in crazy.
 
2013-04-26 04:37:06 PM
Oh yea lol at seeking a man with "Celtic ancestry"
 
2013-04-26 04:40:41 PM

you are a puppet: Oh yea lol at seeking a man with "Celtic ancestry"


In the right circles, "Celtic ancestry" == "white power." Your first date with her will be to a skinhead rally.
 
2013-04-26 04:42:13 PM

you are a puppet: Oh yea lol at seeking a man with "Celtic ancestry"


That's quicker than "no Negroes or southern Europeans".
 
2013-04-26 04:42:31 PM
I think I saw that JD guy from Ontario on the side of the 401 last trip out to TO.
 
2013-04-26 04:44:36 PM

Uzzah: you are a puppet: Oh yea lol at seeking a man with "Celtic ancestry"

In the right circles, "Celtic ancestry" == "white power." Your first date with her will be to a skinhead rally.


Weird. The Celts spent most of the last thousand years or do getting their asses kicked by successive invaders from the Continent.
 
2013-04-26 04:45:30 PM

Target Builder: Uzzah: you are a puppet: Oh yea lol at seeking a man with "Celtic ancestry"

In the right circles, "Celtic ancestry" == "white power." Your first date with her will be to a skinhead rally.

Weird. The Celts spent most of the last thousand years or do getting their asses kicked by successive invaders from the Continent.


Most of Europe spent most of the last thousand years getting their asses kicked by most of Europe.
 
2013-04-26 04:47:14 PM

Tatsuma: farked that video link, here we go again slight NSFW but youtube without age restriction


If you didn't believe in the fact that evil forces lurk in the world trying to destroy your very soul, you're now a believer.

See you later on infowars dating!


i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-26 04:47:14 PM
Ahh, it's nice to see someone is picking up the torch dropped by Hannidate.

Had a troll account on there years ago. Me and a co-worker would be crying laughing at the messages we got for our suave, debonair conservative federal agent that spoke, but couldn't read Swahili. Good times.
 
2013-04-26 04:49:29 PM

Bloody William: Target Builder: Uzzah: you are a puppet: Oh yea lol at seeking a man with "Celtic ancestry"

In the right circles, "Celtic ancestry" == "white power." Your first date with her will be to a skinhead rally.

Weird. The Celts spent most of the last thousand years or do getting their asses kicked by successive invaders from the Continent.

Most of Europe spent most of the last thousand years getting their asses kicked by most of Europe.


True, but the Celts seem to have been ass kicked harder than most (of the groups still around that is) - they ended up as third class citizens in what was once their own land.
 
2013-04-26 05:01:35 PM
Alex Jones: Taking Trolling to Another Level
 
2013-04-26 05:03:47 PM
I will freely admit that this is not meant to be a factual statement, but there's no way I can imagine that ALex Jones' audience is less than 90% male.  It's just been my experience that you won't see many women into conspiracy theories, and those that are, to quote Charles Dickens, I wouldn't fark with Bea Arthur's dick.

/I think Dickens said that
//maybe it was Faulkner
 
2013-04-26 05:04:05 PM
SWM seeking SWF w/yr supply of food. Plz send pic of food.
 
2013-04-26 05:04:16 PM
So, I've just gotten around to watching the Jon Ronson series The Secret Rulers of the World.

Is this Alex Jones the same 'New World Order is coming to get ya' Alex Jones from the Bohemian Grove episode?

/been out of the country for ages now, this guy never registered on my radar before quite recently
//yep, I'm lucky that way.
 
2013-04-26 05:04:48 PM
 
2013-04-26 05:09:15 PM

Uzzah: you are a puppet: Oh yea lol at seeking a man with "Celtic ancestry"

In the right circles, "Celtic ancestry" == "white power." Your first date with her will be to a skinhead rally.


I once dated a woman with far-right political leanings and she was surprisingly tolerant of my being a long-haired drug user with lefty political views. It's kind of strange looking back on that. The relationship ended when I decided to make a long-distance move but I don't think that it would have lasted all that long anyway. The "opposites attract" thing may work for some people, but personally that wouldn't be a sustainable premise for a long-term relationship.
 
2013-04-26 05:10:05 PM
Single White Male seeks any Female.  Interests include The Truth and knowing what's really going on.  Hobbies include not being fooled by the media, stockpiling canned goods, and speaking Truth to Power and Mom.   Serious inquiries only.  No false flags.
 
2013-04-26 05:10:51 PM

thisone: So, I've just gotten around to watching the Jon Ronson series The Secret Rulers of the World.

Is this Alex Jones the same 'New World Order is coming to get ya' Alex Jones from the Bohemian Grove episode?

/been out of the country for ages now, this guy never registered on my radar before quite recently
//yep, I'm lucky that way.


Yep
 
2013-04-26 05:11:29 PM
I already have a future crazy ex in mind, subs.
 
2013-04-26 05:12:57 PM

Target Builder: Uzzah: you are a puppet: Oh yea lol at seeking a man with "Celtic ancestry"

In the right circles, "Celtic ancestry" == "white power." Your first date with her will be to a skinhead rally.

Weird. The Celts spent most of the last thousand years or do getting their asses kicked by successive invaders from the Continent.


Interesting euphemism. Celtic ancestry is pretty darn rare, and as noted, they got beat up a lot.  OTOH, if they went for the more dominant Euro group and said "seeking Anglo-Saxon ancestry" the white power element would be a lot more noticeable.

/seeking a woman with "Cro-Magnon ancestry"
 
2013-04-26 05:15:03 PM

Tatsuma: miss diminutive: I never bought into the nastiness and flaming directed your way over the years....until now.

You are a being of pure evil and may whatever god or gods you worship have mercy on your soul.

In all my years on the internet, I've seen a lot of farked up shiat. I think that this might be the worst. No need for violence, nudity or gross bodily functions or gore. This is just.. This is the last thing you see before you die the worst of deaths. This is hell on earth.


"I'd f*ck me. I'd f*ck me hard."
 
2013-04-26 05:15:12 PM

master of unlocking: thisone: So, I've just gotten around to watching the Jon Ronson series The Secret Rulers of the World.

Is this Alex Jones the same 'New World Order is coming to get ya' Alex Jones from the Bohemian Grove episode?

/been out of the country for ages now, this guy never registered on my radar before quite recently
//yep, I'm lucky that way.

Yep


wow, I figured he was crazy like a fox, but I'm leaning towards mentally disturbed now, considering how young he started at this whole thing.
 
2013-04-26 05:15:31 PM

you are a puppet: Oh yea lol at seeking a man with "Celtic ancestry"


She wants a guy with rosacea?
 
2013-04-26 05:17:34 PM

Tatsuma: farked that video link, here we go again slight NSFW but youtube without age restriction


If you didn't believe in the fact that evil forces lurk in the world trying to destroy your very soul, you're now a believer.

See you later on infowars dating!


i.imgur.com
 
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