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(Click On Detroit)   Today's "living with a corpse for months" story is out of a trailer park in Redford, Michigan. No one noticed the stench because, hey, it's a trailer park   (clickondetroit.com) divider line 38
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2013-04-26 03:26:05 PM
Keeps the SS checks coming, I guess.

He looks like a real winner. I don't want to know how he "mutilated the corpse" though. *shudder*
 
2013-04-26 03:26:26 PM
He was probably glad he could finally get a word in edgewise.
 
2013-04-26 03:27:42 PM
I read the opening sentence as "Police say a 64-year-old subterranean Darlok is jailed after living several months in a hydroponic farm with a woman's corpse."

Really need to start drinking soon.
 
2013-04-26 03:31:26 PM
lies unless pics
 
2013-04-26 03:34:18 PM

namegoeshere: He was probably glad he could finally get a word in edgewise.


for once.
 
2013-04-26 03:34:22 PM
If only  more people were arrested for "uttering and publishing."
 
2013-04-26 03:34:36 PM

StaleCoffee: I read the opening sentence as "Police say a 64-year-old subterranean Darlok is jailed after living several months in a hydroponic farm with a woman's corpse."

Really need to start drinking soon.


When the walls fell.
 
2013-04-26 03:35:22 PM

BarkingUnicorn: If only  more people were arrested for "uttering and publishing."


About to say, how many states use "uttering" in place of forgery in their books?

/assuming it's the same thing...I thought it was.
 
2013-04-26 03:37:13 PM
What a sad farking world this is...
 
2013-04-26 03:44:39 PM
Adding a little contrast to the mug shot always helps.
 
2013-04-26 03:45:17 PM
Maybe he really loved her like Tanzler loved his wife.

ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2013-04-26 03:47:04 PM

BarkingUnicorn: If only  more people were arrested for "uttering and publishing."


WTF IS uttering and publishing?  (I got your joke, but I've never heard of it.)
 
2013-04-26 03:48:54 PM
I was informed on Fark that this sort of thing only happens in the South.
 
2013-04-26 03:49:19 PM

uncleacid: Adding a little contrast to the mug shot always helps.


Adding a little shot to a mug does help put things in contrast, yes.
images.tastespotting.com
 
2013-04-26 03:49:32 PM

Cold_Sassy: BarkingUnicorn: If only  more people were arrested for "uttering and publishing."

WTF IS uttering and publishing?  (I got your joke, but I've never heard of it.)


Uttering a forged document/instrument
 
2013-04-26 03:49:39 PM
Holy crap! That's only 3 miles from me. That trailer park has been there for decades.
From memory I'd say that last time I looked at it as I drove past there isn't a trailer in it
that isn't 15 years old or older. I wish they'd build a wall in front of it so you can't see it
from the road. It is an eyesore of a trailer park.
 
2013-04-26 03:50:58 PM

TheDumbBlonde: I was informed on Fark that this sort of thing only happens in the South.


Well, yeah - but after thirty years of economic contraction, Michigan is about on par with the South.

It really does come down to economics.
 
2013-04-26 03:51:57 PM

sparkeyjames: It is an eyesore of a trailer park.


That's redundant.
 
2013-04-26 03:51:57 PM

sparkeyjames: Holy crap! That's only 3 miles from me. That trailer park has been there for decades.
From memory I'd say that last time I looked at it as I drove past there isn't a trailer in it
that isn't 15 years old or older. I wish they'd build a wall in front of it so you can't see it
from the road. It is an eyesore of a trailer park.


My apologies for having to be within 3 miles of Redford.
 
2013-04-26 03:52:08 PM

namegoeshere: Cold_Sassy: BarkingUnicorn: If only  more people were arrested for "uttering and publishing."

WTF IS uttering and publishing?  (I got your joke, but I've never heard of it.)

Uttering a forged document/instrument


Thank you.
 
2013-04-26 03:55:23 PM

sparkeyjames: Holy crap! That's only 3 miles from me. That trailer park has been there for decades.
From memory I'd say that last time I looked at it as I drove past there isn't a trailer in it
that isn't 15 years old or older. I wish they'd build a wall in front of it so you can't see it
from the road. It is an eyesore of a trailer park.


Is it the one on Plymouth Rd by Long John Silver?  If it is, that entire stretch between Middlebelt and well wherever Plymouth ends going east is an eyesore.
 
2013-04-26 03:55:45 PM

Grandemadaca: sparkeyjames: It is an eyesore of a trailer park.

That's redundant.


I think not. One of my Aunts owned a few trailer parks. They were absolute
gardens of eden compared to the place in the article. Hehe they made a fortune
off of those high end trailer parks.
 
2013-04-26 03:56:33 PM

stevenboof: sparkeyjames: Holy crap! That's only 3 miles from me. That trailer park has been there for decades.
From memory I'd say that last time I looked at it as I drove past there isn't a trailer in it
that isn't 15 years old or older. I wish they'd build a wall in front of it so you can't see it
from the road. It is an eyesore of a trailer park.

Is it the one on Plymouth Rd by Long John Silver?  If it is, that entire stretch between Middlebelt and well wherever Plymouth ends going east is an eyesore.


Yep that's the one.
 
2013-04-26 03:59:52 PM

ChipNASA: StaleCoffee: I read the opening sentence as "Police say a 64-year-old subterranean Darlok is jailed after living several months in a hydroponic farm with a woman's corpse."

Really need to start drinking soon.

When the walls fell.


Wrong fictional universe.

+2 for you anyway.

4.5 hours until I crack that beer.
 
2013-04-26 04:03:48 PM
No one noticed the stench because, hey, it's a trailer park Michigan.
 
2013-04-26 04:06:43 PM

CavalierEternal: No one noticed the stench because, hey, it's a trailer park Michigan southeast Michigan.


Seriously, the rest is great. The thumb, Detroit, Flint -- yowsa. Up north and the rest of the state? Wonderful.
 
2013-04-26 04:20:03 PM
Dennis McCauley was arraigned Friday on charges that he failed to report a death, mutilation of a corpse, larceny, uttering and publishing, and identity theft.

What'd he do, make a skin suit?

/On second thought, I don't really want to know.
 
2013-04-26 04:25:46 PM
Amateur

cdn1.screenrant.com
 
2013-04-26 04:37:18 PM
www.clickondetroit.com

www.wearysloth.com

It was all for the greater good of the community.
 
2013-04-26 04:58:47 PM
Does she give contracts to kill people?

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-04-26 05:53:02 PM
Gives a whole new meaning to "trailer trash"  ****grim+****
 
2013-04-26 06:02:33 PM

StaleCoffee: ChipNASA: StaleCoffee: I read the opening sentence as "Police say a 64-year-old subterranean Darlok is jailed after living several months in a hydroponic farm with a woman's corpse."

Really need to start drinking soon.

When the walls fell.

Wrong fictional universe.

+2 for you anyway.

4.5 hours until I crack that beer.


It's pretty easy to get Darmok and Darlok mixed up.

Temba, his arms wide!
 
2013-04-26 07:26:07 PM

sparkeyjames: Grandemadaca: sparkeyjames: It is an eyesore of a trailer park.

That's redundant.

I think not. One of my Aunts owned a few trailer parks. They were absolute
gardens of eden compared to the place in the article. Hehe they made a fortune
off of those high end trailer parks.


revolutionarybeauty.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-26 09:38:57 PM

The Southern Dandy: sparkeyjames: Grandemadaca: sparkeyjames: It is an eyesore of a trailer park.

That's redundant.

I think not. One of my Aunts owned a few trailer parks. They were absolute
gardens of eden compared to the place in the article. Hehe they made a fortune
off of those high end trailer parks.

[revolutionarybeauty.files.wordpress.com image 590x419]


Ok let me rephrase that. High end manufactured home communities. Snert.
 
2013-04-26 10:05:46 PM
The necrophiliacs creed: Better late than never.
 
2013-04-27 08:51:12 AM

BarkingUnicorn: If only  more people were arrested for "uttering and publishing."


The end of Fark as we know it.
 
2013-04-27 10:39:04 AM
Will you farkers quit making fun of trailer parks? Not all trailer parks are ugly and not all trailer dwellers are trash.
 
2013-04-27 01:56:20 PM
 
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