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(Opposing Views)   College student drops acid, strips naked, tells police not to cut off his penis, changes mind, tells cops to cut off penis, hits female cop, is Tased, no effect, eventually subdued, taken to hospital for evaluation, now in jail   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Michael Silecchia, Taser, students, Gainesville Police Department, evaluation, cutoff  
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5052 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Apr 2013 at 3:46 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-26 01:03:50 PM  
4 votes:
...The Aristocrats!
2013-04-26 05:10:51 PM  
1 vote:

Bullseyed: Stuff like this is so dumb. He was running around in the halls of an apartment... where he lives. The cops don't really have any grounds to intervene here. Take it up with the landlord if you don't like the other tenants.

So, a naked guy is running around your complex, on acid, asking people to cut off his penis, and you'd call your Landlord?
Where exactly do you live?  And are there any vacancies?
2013-04-26 04:25:36 PM  
1 vote:

show me: ...The Aristocrats!
See because your fark login sad show me Th......You get it.
2013-04-26 04:23:03 PM  
1 vote:
I highly doubt it was LSD; there's tons of blotter being sold on the streets as acid, but is not. DOx series, 25x series, and the NMBOMEs all come on tabs like LSD, and their effects are not well studied.

/If it's bitter, it's a spitter.
2013-04-26 04:10:09 PM  
1 vote:
In acids defense,, he probably wasn't very personable when he wasn't tripping.
2013-04-26 03:54:23 PM  
1 vote:
Unlike a compass a penis will always send you in the wrong direction.
2013-04-26 03:47:56 PM  
1 vote:
"Luckily, my penis grew back. Yours might not." -James May
2013-04-26 02:25:17 PM  
1 vote:
2013-04-26 01:16:53 PM  
1 vote:
Whoa.  Way to harsh his buzz.
2013-04-26 01:05:20 PM  
1 vote:

kbronsito: ... so did they cut off his penis?

This is the only relevant question.
2013-04-26 12:46:21 PM  
1 vote:
... so did they cut off his penis?
2013-04-26 12:46:18 PM  
1 vote:
LSD my not be right for everyone.
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