kbronsito: ... so did they cut off his penis?
show me: ...The Aristocrats!
Nabb1: LSD my not be right for everyone.
BafflerMeal: Whoa. Wait... People can get acid again?Wonder who's making it now after they shut down those guys who were making like 95%+ of the world's supply a few years back?
Electromax: According to Gainesville.com, Silecchia claimed to be God, stripped off his clothes and told police, "Don't cut off my penis." Moments later, he changed his mind and said, "Cut off my penis."Silecchia hit a female officer in the head and was shot with a Taser six times - which had no effect.This would make an incredible COPS episode.
sheep snorter: Please don't tase people who are on drugs. A major side-effect is death./safer to shoot them.//Yes really.///Preferably in the leg.////Paperwork for taser death is simple enough. Paperwork for gunshot injury is negligible without having to murder someone.
Mr.Hawk: I tripped over 200 times in my youth with 9 of them being very bad. I never once thought about my penis as far as I remember. How does your head go there when you are like that?
Johnson: wait a minute, so if I drop acid, this somehow negates the effect of a taser?color me intrigued, also there is another new color that has no name.can you see it? it's right there. right in front of you.I wish I could speak in technicolor.
Bullseyed: Stuff like this is so dumb. He was running around in the halls of an apartment... where he lives. The cops don't really have any grounds to intervene here. Take it up with the landlord if you don't like the other tenants.
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