If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Opposing Views)   College student drops acid, strips naked, tells police not to cut off his penis, changes mind, tells cops to cut off penis, hits female cop, is Tased, no effect, eventually subdued, taken to hospital for evaluation, now in jail   (opposingviews.com) divider line 92
    More: Florida, Michael Silecchia, Taser, students, Gainesville Police Department, evaluation, cutoff  
•       •       •

4982 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Apr 2013 at 3:46 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



92 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-04-26 12:37:01 PM  
Must've been the brown acid.
 
2013-04-26 12:46:18 PM  
LSD my not be right for everyone.
 
2013-04-26 12:46:21 PM  
... so did they cut off his penis?
 
2013-04-26 01:03:50 PM  
...The Aristocrats!
 
2013-04-26 01:05:20 PM  

kbronsito: ... so did they cut off his penis?


This is the only relevant question.
 
2013-04-26 01:16:53 PM  
Whoa.  Way to harsh his buzz.
 
2013-04-26 01:59:45 PM  
was he read his rights?  you know how much people care about criminals being read their rights all of the sudden.
 
2013-04-26 02:18:36 PM  

show me: ...The Aristocrats!


We're done here. Kill those lights on your way out, would you?
 
2013-04-26 02:23:22 PM  

kbronsito: ... so did they cut off his penis?


i12.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-26 02:25:17 PM  
cs405521.vk.me
 
2013-04-26 02:36:46 PM  
Oh yeah, we elected that guy president of our frat.  He's more decisive when he isn't on acid, tho.
 
2013-04-26 02:46:59 PM  
Is it Friday already?
 
2013-04-26 02:56:05 PM  
"Don't tase me bro. Tase me bro"
www.opposingviews.com
 
2013-04-26 03:05:36 PM  
Lightweight.
 
2013-04-26 03:47:53 PM  
Was that wrong?
 
2013-04-26 03:47:56 PM  
"Luckily, my penis grew back. Yours might not." -James May
 
2013-04-26 03:50:02 PM  
At least he didn't peel his skin off because he thought he was an orange.
 
2013-04-26 03:50:22 PM  
Whoa.  Wait...  People can get acid again?

Wonder who's making it now after they shut down those guys who were making like 95%+ of the world's supply a few years back?
 
2013-04-26 03:50:50 PM  
Even on acid he couldn't think past his penis. That's not exactly cosmic and spiritual expansion.
/just stick to reefer, boy
 
2013-04-26 03:51:23 PM  
Is impressed:
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-26 03:51:37 PM  
But let's be honest.  Who hasn't done that on spring break at least once?
 
2013-04-26 03:53:06 PM  

Nabb1: LSD my not be right for everyone.


But the medicinal value is beyond question.
 
2013-04-26 03:54:23 PM  
Unlike a compass a penis will always send you in the wrong direction.
 
2013-04-26 03:54:47 PM  
 
2013-04-26 03:55:17 PM  

BafflerMeal: Whoa.  Wait...  People can get acid again?

Wonder who's making it now after they shut down those guys who were making like 95%+ of the world's supply a few years back?


See there's the problem...all the 'safe' acid is off the market so now the supply is more dangerous.

/happens with many drugs
//like marijuana and legal spice
 
2013-04-26 03:57:50 PM  
According to Gainesville.com, Silecchia claimed to be God, stripped off his clothes and told police, "Don't cut off my penis." Moments later, he changed his mind and said, "Cut off my penis."Silecchia hit a female officer in the head and was shot with a Taser six times - which had no effect.
This would make an incredible COPS episode.
 
2013-04-26 03:59:28 PM  
He wasn't wearing boots of escaping apparently.
 
2013-04-26 04:10:09 PM  
In acids defense,, he probably wasn't very personable when he wasn't tripping.
 
2013-04-26 04:11:16 PM  
Please don't tase people who are on drugs. A major side-effect is death.

/safer to shoot them.
//Yes really.
///Preferably in the leg.
////Paperwork for taser death is simple enough. Paperwork for gunshot injury is negligible without having to murder someone.
 
2013-04-26 04:12:52 PM  

Nabb1: LSD my not be right for everyone.


Ask your doctor is LSD is right for you.
 
2013-04-26 04:13:05 PM  
I tripped over 200 times in my youth with 9 of them being very bad. I never once thought about my penis as far as I remember. How does your head go there when you are like that?
 
2013-04-26 04:19:36 PM  
dont tell the police to cut off your penis...switch to directv
 
2013-04-26 04:21:20 PM  

show me: ...The Aristocrats!


How on earth did subby forget to add that?
 
2013-04-26 04:23:03 PM  
I highly doubt it was LSD; there's tons of blotter being sold on the streets as acid, but is not. DOx series, 25x series, and the NMBOMEs all come on tabs like LSD, and their effects are not well studied.

/If it's bitter, it's a spitter.
 
2013-04-26 04:23:55 PM  

Electromax: According to Gainesville.com, Silecchia claimed to be God, stripped off his clothes and told police, "Don't cut off my penis." Moments later, he changed his mind and said, "Cut off my penis."Silecchia hit a female officer in the head and was shot with a Taser six times - which had no effect.
This would make an incredible COPS episode.


there was one where a naked muscular drugged out black guy was in this barber shop.

I think he was lucky COPS was filming because he probably would have gotten shot by the cops otherwise.
 
2013-04-26 04:23:57 PM  
Must have been some killer shiat, whatever it was.
 
2013-04-26 04:25:25 PM  
Headline is tripping, has many commas, goes on and on, gave my dog cancer, kept using commas, gave me a flashback, too many commas, cut off my penis, now I'm insane, just one more comma,
,
 
2013-04-26 04:25:36 PM  

show me: ...The Aristocrats!


media.salon.com
See because your fark login sad show me Th......You get it.
 
2013-04-26 04:36:40 PM  
ih2.redbubble.net
 
2013-04-26 04:38:07 PM  
Filmstrip narrator:

LSD can be our friend.

But it can be...(ominous music)...our enemy.

*beep*
 
2013-04-26 04:38:15 PM  

sheep snorter: Please don't tase people who are on drugs. A major side-effect is death.

/safer to shoot them.
//Yes really.
///Preferably in the leg.
////Paperwork for taser death is simple enough. Paperwork for gunshot injury is negligible without having to murder someone.


Regale us further with your undeniable wisdom.
 
2013-04-26 04:40:08 PM  
florida tag: check
friday: check
news?: idk
 
2013-04-26 04:40:33 PM  
Stuff like this is so dumb. He was running around in the halls of an apartment... where he lives. The cops don't really have any grounds to intervene here. Take it up with the landlord if you don't like the other tenants.

Now he's got all of these resisting arrest charges and whatnot, because the cops stuck their nose in something they had no business being a part of to begin with.
 
2013-04-26 04:40:52 PM  

Mr.Hawk: I tripped over 200 times in my youth with 9 of them being very bad. I never once thought about my penis as far as I remember. How does your head go there when you are like that?


It doesn't. A bad trip makes you think about losing your mind not your penis.
 
2013-04-26 04:44:19 PM  
And then it gets weird.
 
2013-04-26 04:45:16 PM  
wait a minute, so if I drop acid, this somehow negates the effect of a taser?

color me intrigued, also there is another new color that has no name.
can you see it?  it's right there.  right in front of you.
I wish I could speak in technicolor.
 
2013-04-26 04:47:52 PM  

Johnson: wait a minute, so if I drop acid, this somehow negates the effect of a taser?

color me intrigued, also there is another new color that has no name.
can you see it?  it's right there.  right in front of you.
I wish I could speak in technicolor.


Hey, guys.  What smells purple?
 
2013-04-26 04:54:50 PM  
Round these parts that's called Thursday night son
 
2013-04-26 05:07:30 PM  
Knowledge is good.
 
2013-04-26 05:10:51 PM  

Bullseyed: Stuff like this is so dumb. He was running around in the halls of an apartment... where he lives. The cops don't really have any grounds to intervene here. Take it up with the landlord if you don't like the other tenants.


So, a naked guy is running around your complex, on acid, asking people to cut off his penis, and you'd call your Landlord?
Where exactly do you live?  And are there any vacancies?
 
Displayed 50 of 92 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report