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(CNN)   US Marine rapid-response force deploying to Moron Air Base in Spain. Boy, they really do think they're better than the Air Force, don't they?   (security.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 19
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2013-04-26 11:54:48 AM
5 votes:
Perhaps they are going there to get a brain.
2013-04-26 03:31:20 PM
3 votes:

Ennuipoet: The Marines might have thought they were better than us Zoomies, but they loved our women, air conditioning and cold beer.  I saw a few tears roll down a few cheeks as they left to go dig sandy holes in 120 degree heat while I returned to my climate controlled quarters to enjoy a beverage with the ladies.


lh3.ggpht.com
2013-04-26 05:27:32 PM
2 votes:
What do you get when you cross a Marine and a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

/leaving to go bartend at the VFW
2013-04-26 05:00:41 PM
2 votes:

Uisce Beatha: Ennuipoet: The Marines might have thought they were better than us Zoomies, but they loved our women, air conditioning and cold beer.  I saw a few tears roll down a few cheeks as they left to go dig sandy holes in 120 degree heat while I returned to my climate controlled quarters to enjoy a beverage with the ladies.

Ah, the Air Force warrior ethos


Warrior is such a strong term I prefer camouflaged civilian
2013-04-26 03:26:58 PM
2 votes:

DanZero: Marine Core beats Chair Force anyday. Fly Navy, k?


I remember being deployed with FlyNavy.  We were with a flotilla of Marine Core Soldiers, trying to get deep in to the jungles of Poontang.  Ah, the memories...
2013-04-27 12:38:06 AM
1 votes:

Uisce Beatha: Flragnararch: The Southern Dandy: Charlie Chingas: The Southern Dandy: Charlie Chingas: Those that can, become Marines. Those that can't and are too much of a pussy join the chair force. and if you have gay tendencies, the navy.

So since the Marines are under the Dept of the Navy, does that mean they like to be bottom?

touche. :)

/never heard that one before. thanks

Don't mention it.  It's the least I could do. ;)

/Army vet

My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment

Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Essential

Former Never Again Volunteer Yourself here, though


Fair enough, squid. But at least I don't need chest hair on my back to maintain an erection...
2013-04-26 10:12:54 PM
1 votes:
Currently in Tech School with the AF, and honest to god there's a gentleman here who enlisted in the Navy with the last name Guzzler.
2013-04-26 06:07:02 PM
1 votes:

johan heggs tiny man nipples: ObscureNameHere: Psylence: CygnusDarius: What Chapter are these marines representing? Ultramarines, Space Wolves, Blood Angels?.

World Eaters.

Pfft!  Nutty pansies.

Iron within, Iron without.

Ave Dominus Nox, biatches.


Mon-keigh barbarians....all the same
2013-04-26 05:15:17 PM
1 votes:

Uisce Beatha: Ennuipoet: Warrior is such a strong term I prefer camouflaged civilian

Fair enough, I withdraw the comment.


If I wanted to be in the military I would've joined the Army or Marines :)
2013-04-26 04:25:39 PM
1 votes:
Army O-3: "Ok men, go take that hill!"
Marine O-3: "C'mon men, let's take this hill!"
Air Force E-4: "OK Capt...we'll be here when you get back"
2013-04-26 04:16:09 PM
1 votes:

The Book Was Better: Based on my very brief small random sampling...Marine wins over Air Force.


Air Force has ICBM with nuclear warheads, Marines have guns... I know where I'd put my money.
2013-04-26 04:00:24 PM
1 votes:

Charlie Chingas: Those that can, become Marines. Those that can't and are too much of a pussy join the chair force. and if you have gay tendencies, the navy.


So since the Marines are under the Dept of the Navy, does that mean they like to be bottom?
2013-04-26 03:42:50 PM
1 votes:
lh6.googleusercontent.com
2013-04-26 03:41:51 PM
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: What Chapter are these marines representing? Ultramarines, Space Wolves, Blood Angels?.


World Eaters.
2013-04-26 03:41:21 PM
1 votes:
Perhaps the Marines would rather go to Seymore Johnson AFB.
2013-04-26 03:35:03 PM
1 votes:
Uh I was with the Green Beret special unit batallion commando airborne tactic specialist unit batallion. Yeah it was real hush hush. I was Agent Orange. That was my name, Agent Orange. Specialist Agent Orange, that was me.

bp2.blogger.com
2013-04-26 03:31:15 PM
1 votes:
Recognizing that I volunteered as a Marine, fully knowing the hazards of my chosen profession, I will always endeavor to uphold the prestige, honor, and high esprit de corps of my Marine Corps.Acknowledging the fact that a Marine is a more elite soldier who arrives at the cutting edge of battle by land, sea, or air, I accept the fact that as a Marine my country expects me to move further, faster, and fight harder than any other soldier.Never shall I fail my comrades. I will always keep myself mentally alert, physically strong, and morally straight and I will shoulder more than my share of the task whatever it may be, one hundred percent and then some.Gallantly will I show the world that I am a specially selected and well trained soldier. My courtesy to superior officers, neatness of dress, and care of equipment shall set the example for others to follow.Energetically will I meet the enemies of my country. I shall defeat them on the field of battle for I am better trained and will fight with all my might. Surrender is not a Marine word. I will never leave a fallen comrade to fall into the hands of the enemy and under no circumstances will I ever embarrass my country.Readily will I display the intestinal fortitude required to fight on to the Marine objective and complete the mission, though I be the lone survivor.

Marines have a new creed?
2013-04-26 03:27:00 PM
1 votes:

Ennuipoet: The Marines might have thought they were better than us Zoomies, but they loved our women, air conditioning and cold beer.  I saw a few tears roll down a few cheeks as they left to go dig sandy holes in 120 degree heat while I returned to my climate controlled quarters to enjoy a beverage with the ladies.


Ah, the Air Force warrior ethos
2013-04-26 02:22:37 PM
1 votes:
Of course. The Air Force has such high standards.

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