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(CNN)   US Marine rapid-response force deploying to Moron Air Base in Spain. Boy, they really do think they're better than the Air Force, don't they?   (security.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 91
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2013-04-26 04:03:45 PM  

ObscureNameHere: Psylence: CygnusDarius: What Chapter are these marines representing? Ultramarines, Space Wolves, Blood Angels?.

World Eaters.

Pfft!  Nutty pansies.

Iron within, Iron without.


Ave Dominus Nox, biatches.
 
2013-04-26 04:07:56 PM  
Based on my very brief small random sampling...Marine wins over Air Force.
 
2013-04-26 04:16:09 PM  

The Book Was Better: Based on my very brief small random sampling...Marine wins over Air Force.


Air Force has ICBM with nuclear warheads, Marines have guns... I know where I'd put my money.
 
2013-04-26 04:25:39 PM  
Army O-3: "Ok men, go take that hill!"
Marine O-3: "C'mon men, let's take this hill!"
Air Force E-4: "OK Capt...we'll be here when you get back"
 
2013-04-26 04:37:40 PM  
What will the Moronic version of the Driftwood be over there?

/La Mirage is already taken.
 
2013-04-26 04:38:18 PM  
Only an Air Force kiddo would brag about how he's superior because he has air conditioning.  Hardcore warrior, that guy.

/Former Marine
//Iraq vet
///salty I didn't get air conditioning
 
2013-04-26 04:48:59 PM  

The Southern Dandy: Charlie Chingas: Those that can, become Marines. Those that can't and are too much of a pussy join the chair force. and if you have gay tendencies, the navy.

So since the Marines are under the Dept of the Navy, does that mean they like to be bottom?


touche. :)

/never heard that one before. thanks
 
2013-04-26 04:51:14 PM  

paulkrud: Only an Air Force kiddo would brag about how he's superior because he has air conditioning.  Hardcore warrior, that guy.

/Former Marine
//Iraq vet
///salty I didn't get air conditioning


Careful, them chair force guys can make weapons out of paper clips, scotch tape and 8.5x11 paper...

/ooh rah brother
 
2013-04-26 04:52:08 PM  

firefly212: Air Force has ICBM with nuclear warheads, Marines have guns.


Yup... The Navy.  ICBM-armed subs that can go to sea for months at a time.  Good luck finding or stopping them, Air Force ;-)
 
2013-04-26 04:58:40 PM  

Charlie Chingas: paulkrud: Only an Air Force kiddo would brag about how he's superior because he has air conditioning.  Hardcore warrior, that guy.

/Former Marine
//Iraq vet
///salty I didn't get air conditioning

Careful, them chair force guys can make weapons out of paper clips, scotch tape and 8.5x11 paper...

/ooh rah brother



Semper Yut Chesty Kill!
 
2013-04-26 05:00:41 PM  

Uisce Beatha: Ennuipoet: The Marines might have thought they were better than us Zoomies, but they loved our women, air conditioning and cold beer.  I saw a few tears roll down a few cheeks as they left to go dig sandy holes in 120 degree heat while I returned to my climate controlled quarters to enjoy a beverage with the ladies.

Ah, the Air Force warrior ethos


Warrior is such a strong term I prefer camouflaged civilian
 
2013-04-26 05:06:52 PM  

Ennuipoet: Uisce Beatha: Ennuipoet: The Marines might have thought they were better than us Zoomies, but they loved our women, air conditioning and cold beer.  I saw a few tears roll down a few cheeks as they left to go dig sandy holes in 120 degree heat while I returned to my climate controlled quarters to enjoy a beverage with the ladies.

Ah, the Air Force warrior ethos

Warrior is such a strong term I prefer camouflaged civilian


I never figured out why you guys bothered with a camouflaged pattern at all.  I would think that plain jumpsuits would be very practical, and more in line with the "non-combat" nature of 98% of the force.
 
2013-04-26 05:08:08 PM  

Ennuipoet: Warrior is such a strong term I prefer camouflaged civilian


Fair enough, I withdraw the comment.
 
2013-04-26 05:15:17 PM  

Uisce Beatha: Ennuipoet: Warrior is such a strong term I prefer camouflaged civilian

Fair enough, I withdraw the comment.


If I wanted to be in the military I would've joined the Army or Marines :)
 
2013-04-26 05:20:56 PM  

Ennuipoet: Uisce Beatha: Ennuipoet: Warrior is such a strong term I prefer camouflaged civilian

Fair enough, I withdraw the comment.

If I wanted to be in the military I would've joined the Army or Marines :)


/FTFY
 
2013-04-26 05:27:32 PM  
What do you get when you cross a Marine and a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

/leaving to go bartend at the VFW
 
2013-04-26 05:40:55 PM  

MrCynical: What do you get when you cross a Marine and a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

/leaving to go bartend at the VFW


lol
 
2013-04-26 05:43:50 PM  

MrCynical: What do you get when you cross a Marine and a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

/leaving to go bartend at the VFW


ouch. remind me not to fark a gorilla. don't want any retarded kids...
 
2013-04-26 05:48:16 PM  
media.avclub.com

"apart from the marines, they're all dead butch."
 
2013-04-26 05:49:56 PM  
So you think you're better than me? It's go time!

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-26 06:00:26 PM  
Feh...  Call me when they can drop 'em in from orbit.

icdn3.digitaltrends.com

"But its a dry heat!"
 
2013-04-26 06:04:37 PM  

Void_Beavis: Feh...  Call me when they can drop 'em in from orbit.

[icdn3.digitaltrends.com image 625x351]

"But its a dry heat!"


hell drop from a bird or into the water into a zodiac is close enough :)
 
2013-04-26 06:07:02 PM  

johan heggs tiny man nipples: ObscureNameHere: Psylence: CygnusDarius: What Chapter are these marines representing? Ultramarines, Space Wolves, Blood Angels?.

World Eaters.

Pfft!  Nutty pansies.

Iron within, Iron without.

Ave Dominus Nox, biatches.


Mon-keigh barbarians....all the same
 
2013-04-26 06:16:50 PM  

firefly212: The Book Was Better: Based on my very brief small random sampling...Marine wins over Air Force.

Air Force has ICBM with nuclear warheads, Marines have guns... I know where I'd put my money.


My money is on the Marines seizing the missile bases before the Air Force even knows where to shoot them.
 
2013-04-26 06:22:31 PM  

Void_Beavis: Feh...  Call me when they can drop 'em in from orbit.


They are working on that, seriously:

Project Hot Eagle

More about Project Hot Eagle
 
2013-04-26 06:51:17 PM  
Damn, Americans sure are angsty when it comes to their military branches. Maybe you folks should calm down just a bit.
 
2013-04-26 06:59:40 PM  
Jarheads from outerspace...

www.gamesasylum.com
 
2013-04-26 07:01:41 PM  

Charlie Chingas: The Southern Dandy: Charlie Chingas: Those that can, become Marines. Those that can't and are too much of a pussy join the chair force. and if you have gay tendencies, the navy.

So since the Marines are under the Dept of the Navy, does that mean they like to be bottom?

touche. :)

/never heard that one before. thanks


Don't mention it.  It's the least I could do. ;)

/Army vet
 
2013-04-26 07:36:03 PM  

Dixon Cider: special20: Dixon Cider: Ennuipoet: The Marines might have thought they were better than us Zoomies, but they loved our women, air conditioning and cold beer.  I saw a few tears roll down a few cheeks as they left to go dig sandy holes in 120 degree heat while I returned to my climate controlled quarters to enjoy a beverage with the ladies.

Semper Vagina's! That is what the AF's motto should be. They get get upset that when the Marines are on the airfield, we got all the pussy!

/1st hand experience.
//No need to get pissy, Zoomies...
///You could have manned up and joined the Men's Dept of the Navy!

Once an over-compensator, always an over-compensator. Semper Closetus!

Once a jealous little man, always a jealous little man! It's ok... your tears are enough to satisfy me!


Them ain't tears... I thought boys like you would recognize a good Seaman.
 
2013-04-26 10:12:54 PM  
Currently in Tech School with the AF, and honest to god there's a gentleman here who enlisted in the Navy with the last name Guzzler.
 
2013-04-26 10:16:16 PM  

The Southern Dandy: Charlie Chingas: The Southern Dandy: Charlie Chingas: Those that can, become Marines. Those that can't and are too much of a pussy join the chair force. and if you have gay tendencies, the navy.

So since the Marines are under the Dept of the Navy, does that mean they like to be bottom?

touche. :)

/never heard that one before. thanks

Don't mention it.  It's the least I could do. ;)

/Army vet


My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment
 
2013-04-26 10:39:25 PM  

Flragnararch: The Southern Dandy: Charlie Chingas: The Southern Dandy: Charlie Chingas: Those that can, become Marines. Those that can't and are too much of a pussy join the chair force. and if you have gay tendencies, the navy.

So since the Marines are under the Dept of the Navy, does that mean they like to be bottom?

touche. :)

/never heard that one before. thanks

Don't mention it.  It's the least I could do. ;)

/Army vet

My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment


OK Army dogs, it's on.

Aren't
Ready to be
Marines
Yet
 
JJD
2013-04-26 11:57:14 PM  
Morón Air Base. Pronounce it in Spanish.

Just got back at the end of January from a two-year tour there. Nice place, for being in the middle of nowhere. Sevilla is a nice town, and it's not too far from the med or the Atlantic, whichever you prefer.  The locals are friendly enough. They're gonna need a bigger NEX if they're gonna add 500 bodies. When I left, there weren't nearly that many of us, and we had a tendency to buy the NEX out of things like bread and milk.
 
2013-04-27 12:25:27 AM  

Flragnararch: The Southern Dandy: Charlie Chingas: The Southern Dandy: Charlie Chingas: Those that can, become Marines. Those that can't and are too much of a pussy join the chair force. and if you have gay tendencies, the navy.

So since the Marines are under the Dept of the Navy, does that mean they like to be bottom?

touche. :)

/never heard that one before. thanks

Don't mention it.  It's the least I could do. ;)

/Army vet

My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment


Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Essential

Former Never Again Volunteer Yourself here, though
 
2013-04-27 12:38:06 AM  

Uisce Beatha: Flragnararch: The Southern Dandy: Charlie Chingas: The Southern Dandy: Charlie Chingas: Those that can, become Marines. Those that can't and are too much of a pussy join the chair force. and if you have gay tendencies, the navy.

So since the Marines are under the Dept of the Navy, does that mean they like to be bottom?

touche. :)

/never heard that one before. thanks

Don't mention it.  It's the least I could do. ;)

/Army vet

My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment

Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Essential

Former Never Again Volunteer Yourself here, though


Fair enough, squid. But at least I don't need chest hair on my back to maintain an erection...
 
2013-04-27 01:07:52 AM  

Ennuipoet: The Marines might have thought they were better than us Zoomies, but they loved our women, air conditioning and cold beer.  I saw a few tears roll down a few cheeks as they left to go dig sandy holes in 120 degree heat while I returned to my climate controlled quarters to enjoy a beverage with the ladies.


But mess with a female Marine and you'd have been buried head first in one of those sandy holes while the guys used your ass for rifle practice.
 
2013-04-27 01:29:45 AM  

Charlie Chingas: Fair enough, squid. But at least I don't need chest hair on my back to maintain an erection...


How many times do we have to remind you, it's not ghey if you're underway?
 
2013-04-27 01:36:03 AM  

Uisce Beatha: firefly212: Air Force has ICBM with nuclear warheads, Marines have guns.

Yup... The Navy.  ICBM-armed subs that can go to sea for months at a time.  Good luck finding or stopping them, Air Force ;-)


lol, either of those two branches has the capability of destroying the whole planet a few times over, I don't think that's a pissing match I wanna get into.
 
2013-04-27 03:21:18 AM  

Charlie Chingas: Uisce Beatha: Flragnararch: The Southern Dandy: Charlie Chingas: The Southern Dandy: Charlie Chingas: Those that can, become Marines. Those that can't and are too much of a pussy join the chair force. and if you have gay tendencies, the navy.

So since the Marines are under the Dept of the Navy, does that mean they like to be bottom?

touche. :)

/never heard that one before. thanks

Don't mention it.  It's the least I could do. ;)

/Army vet

My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment

Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Essential

Former Never Again Volunteer Yourself here, though

Fair enough, squid. But at least I don't need chest hair on my back to maintain an erection...


You two make a cute couple.
 
2013-04-27 06:01:49 AM  

daveUSMC: What will the Moronic version of the Driftwood be over there?

/La Mirage is already taken.


Ahh the Driftwood, many a good nights there and tons of money wasted.
 
2013-04-28 01:01:12 AM  

dropdfun: daveUSMC: What will the Moronic version of the Driftwood be over there?

/La Mirage is already taken.

Ahh the Driftwood, many a good nights there and tons of money wasted.


The Driftwood... you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
 
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