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(CNN)   US Marine rapid-response force deploying to Moron Air Base in Spain. Boy, they really do think they're better than the Air Force, don't they?   ( security.blogs.cnn.com) divider line
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2013-04-26 11:42:42 AM  
staging for syria? nah. they'd probably go to kuwait or turkey.
 
2013-04-26 11:46:19 AM  
The fun part is that both the USAF and the USMC think the others are morons.....

/Dad was a career USAF NCO.
 
2013-04-26 11:54:48 AM  
Perhaps they are going there to get a brain.
 
2013-04-26 12:01:51 PM  
>When fully operational, the unit will be required to be airborne within six hours of receiving orders, providing the type of rapid response that the Pentagon says was not possible during the Benghazi attack.

Am I missing something? Didn't the assault on Benghazi end in less than 2 hours?
 
2013-04-26 12:42:52 PM  

xxmedium: >When fully operational, the unit will be required to be airborne within six hours of receiving orders, providing the type of rapid response that the Pentagon says was not possible during the Benghazi attack.

Am I missing something? Didn't the assault on Benghazi end in less than 2 hours?


Some sources indicate that the US had plenty of warnings hence the scandal that is not a scandal.

the US State Department had credible information 48 hours before mobs charged the consulate in Benghazi, and the embassy in Cairo, that American missions may be targeted,

Timeline: How Benghazi attack, probe unfolded

Back in the day (BITHD), so the story goes, we tried to airlift reinforcements to the Iranian Embassy back in 1979 just before the hostage crisis but could not get overflight permission. through Turkey.
 
2013-04-26 02:22:37 PM  
Of course. The Air Force has such high standards.

img.fark.net
 
2013-04-26 02:39:41 PM  
The Marines might have thought they were better than us Zoomies, but they loved our women, air conditioning and cold beer.  I saw a few tears roll down a few cheeks as they left to go dig sandy holes in 120 degree heat while I returned to my climate controlled quarters to enjoy a beverage with the ladies.
 
2013-04-26 02:40:19 PM  
Marine Core beats Chair Force anyday. Fly Navy, k?
 
2013-04-26 03:03:16 PM  
i99.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-26 03:25:54 PM  
That's no way to talk about our dim-witted cousins.

/I hope Spaniards like dip
 
2013-04-26 03:26:58 PM  

DanZero: Marine Core beats Chair Force anyday. Fly Navy, k?


I remember being deployed with FlyNavy.  We were with a flotilla of Marine Core Soldiers, trying to get deep in to the jungles of Poontang.  Ah, the memories...
 
2013-04-26 03:27:00 PM  

Ennuipoet: The Marines might have thought they were better than us Zoomies, but they loved our women, air conditioning and cold beer.  I saw a few tears roll down a few cheeks as they left to go dig sandy holes in 120 degree heat while I returned to my climate controlled quarters to enjoy a beverage with the ladies.


Ah, the Air Force warrior ethos
 
2013-04-26 03:27:52 PM  
If you want to move, Get some Bran, Moran.
 
2013-04-26 03:28:23 PM  

ObscureNameHere: DanZero: Marine Core beats Chair Force anyday. Fly Navy, k?

I remember being deployed with FlyNavy.  We were with a flotilla of Marine Core Soldiers, trying to get deep in to the jungles of Poontang.  Ah, the memories...


But are you over Macho Grande?
 
2013-04-26 03:30:02 PM  

FrancoFile: ObscureNameHere: DanZero: Marine Core beats Chair Force anyday. Fly Navy, k?

I remember being deployed with FlyNavy.  We were with a flotilla of Marine Core Soldiers, trying to get deep in to the jungles of Poontang.  Ah, the memories...

But are you over Macho Grande?


Don't believe anything he says. I can spot wifely typing from  a Clic away.
 
2013-04-26 03:31:15 PM  
Recognizing that I volunteered as a Marine, fully knowing the hazards of my chosen profession, I will always endeavor to uphold the prestige, honor, and high esprit de corps of my Marine Corps.Acknowledging the fact that a Marine is a more elite soldier who arrives at the cutting edge of battle by land, sea, or air, I accept the fact that as a Marine my country expects me to move further, faster, and fight harder than any other soldier.Never shall I fail my comrades. I will always keep myself mentally alert, physically strong, and morally straight and I will shoulder more than my share of the task whatever it may be, one hundred percent and then some.Gallantly will I show the world that I am a specially selected and well trained soldier. My courtesy to superior officers, neatness of dress, and care of equipment shall set the example for others to follow.Energetically will I meet the enemies of my country. I shall defeat them on the field of battle for I am better trained and will fight with all my might. Surrender is not a Marine word. I will never leave a fallen comrade to fall into the hands of the enemy and under no circumstances will I ever embarrass my country.Readily will I display the intestinal fortitude required to fight on to the Marine objective and complete the mission, though I be the lone survivor.

Marines have a new creed?
 
2013-04-26 03:31:20 PM  

Ennuipoet: The Marines might have thought they were better than us Zoomies, but they loved our women, air conditioning and cold beer.  I saw a few tears roll down a few cheeks as they left to go dig sandy holes in 120 degree heat while I returned to my climate controlled quarters to enjoy a beverage with the ladies.


lh3.ggpht.com
 
2013-04-26 03:32:05 PM  

Giltric: Recognizing that I volunteered as a Marine, fully knowing the hazards of my chosen profession, I will always endeavor to uphold the prestige, honor, and high esprit de corps of my Marine Corps.Acknowledging the fact that a Marine is a more elite soldier who arrives at the cutting edge of battle by land, sea, or air, I accept the fact that as a Marine my country expects me to move further, faster, and fight harder than any other soldier.Never shall I fail my comrades. I will always keep myself mentally alert, physically strong, and morally straight and I will shoulder more than my share of the task whatever it may be, one hundred percent and then some.Gallantly will I show the world that I am a specially selected and well trained soldier. My courtesy to superior officers, neatness of dress, and care of equipment shall set the example for others to follow.Energetically will I meet the enemies of my country. I shall defeat them on the field of battle for I am better trained and will fight with all my might. Surrender is not a Marine word. I will never leave a fallen comrade to fall into the hands of the enemy and under no circumstances will I ever embarrass my country.Readily will I display the intestinal fortitude required to fight on to the Marine objective and complete the mission, though I be the lone survivor.

Marines have a new creed?


grrr.... joke is worthless without the formatting.
 
2013-04-26 03:32:54 PM  
America, Fark Yeah!
 
2013-04-26 03:33:32 PM  

Silverstaff: Ennuipoet: The Marines might have thought they were better than us Zoomies, but they loved our women, air conditioning and cold beer.  I saw a few tears roll down a few cheeks as they left to go dig sandy holes in 120 degree heat while I returned to my climate controlled quarters to enjoy a beverage with the ladies.

[lh3.ggpht.com image 350x403]


You beat me to it.....

/retired USAF/USAFR SMSgt.
 
2013-04-26 03:33:38 PM  

grokca: Perhaps they are going there to get a brain.


Get a plane, Moron AFB, so the Marines can get there faster.
 
2013-04-26 03:35:03 PM  
Uh I was with the Green Beret special unit batallion commando airborne tactic specialist unit batallion. Yeah it was real hush hush. I was Agent Orange. That was my name, Agent Orange. Specialist Agent Orange, that was me.

bp2.blogger.com
 
2013-04-26 03:35:27 PM  
Hay guys! I'm a Moron Marine!

/oblig get some brains
 
2013-04-26 03:35:42 PM  

Giltric: Recognizing that I volunteered as a Marine, fully knowing the hazards of my chosen profession, I will always endeavor to uphold the prestige, honor, and high esprit de corps of my Marine Corps.Acknowledging the fact that a Marine is a more elite soldier who arrives at the cutting edge of battle by land, sea, or air, I accept the fact that as a Marine my country expects me to move further, faster, and fight harder than any other soldier.Never shall I fail my comrades. I will always keep myself mentally alert, physically strong, and morally straight and I will shoulder more than my share of the task whatever it may be, one hundred percent and then some.Gallantly will I show the world that I am a specially selected and well trained soldier. My courtesy to superior officers, neatness of dress, and care of equipment shall set the example for others to follow.Energetically will I meet the enemies of my country. I shall defeat them on the field of battle for I am better trained and will fight with all my might. Surrender is not a Marine word. I will never leave a fallen comrade to fall into the hands of the enemy and under no circumstances will I ever embarrass my country.Readily will I display the intestinal fortitude required to fight on to the Marine objective and complete the mission, though I be the lone survivor.

Marines have a new creed?


You said "soldier" twice.   Not even trying.
 
2013-04-26 03:36:14 PM  
They have to earn the tapas bar.
 
2013-04-26 03:36:59 PM  

FlashHarry: staging for syria? nah. they'd probably go to kuwait or turkey.


they're just going to take off their shirt and challenge everyone else to a fight
 
2013-04-26 03:38:27 PM  
What Chapter are these marines representing? Ultramarines, Space Wolves, Blood Angels?.
 
2013-04-26 03:38:39 PM  

FlashHarry: staging for syria? nah. they'd probably go to kuwait or turkey.


Probably Mali
 
2013-04-26 03:38:54 PM  

Giltric: Giltric: Recognizing that I volunteered as a Marine, fully knowing the hazards of my chosen profession, I will always endeavor to uphold the prestige, honor, and high esprit de corps of my Marine Corps.Acknowledging the fact that a Marine is a more elite soldier who arrives at the cutting edge of battle by land, sea, or air, I accept the fact that as a Marine my country expects me to move further, faster, and fight harder than any other soldier.Never shall I fail my comrades. I will always keep myself mentally alert, physically strong, and morally straight and I will shoulder more than my share of the task whatever it may be, one hundred percent and then some.Gallantly will I show the world that I am a specially selected and well trained soldier. My courtesy to superior officers, neatness of dress, and care of equipment shall set the example for others to follow.Energetically will I meet the enemies of my country. I shall defeat them on the field of battle for I am better trained and will fight with all my might. Surrender is not a Marine word. I will never leave a fallen comrade to fall into the hands of the enemy and under no circumstances will I ever embarrass my country.Readily will I display the intestinal fortitude required to fight on to the Marine objective and complete the mission, though I be the lone survivor.

Marines have a new creed?

grrr.... joke is worthless without the formatting.


Eh, those of us who know the creed got it anyway.
 
2013-04-26 03:39:15 PM  
Moron Air Base....Just outside of Seville. Got to be one of the best deployments available in the Marines.
 
2013-04-26 03:41:21 PM  
Perhaps the Marines would rather go to Seymore Johnson AFB.
 
2013-04-26 03:41:42 PM  

Giltric: Recognizing that I volunteered as a Marine, fully knowing the hazards of my chosen profession, I will always endeavor to uphold the prestige, honor, and high esprit de corps of my Marine Corps.Acknowledging the fact that a Marine is a more elite soldier who arrives at the cutting edge of battle by land, sea, or air, I accept the fact that as a Marine my country expects me to move further, faster, and fight harder than any other soldier.Never shall I fail my comrades. I will always keep myself mentally alert, physically strong, and morally straight and I will shoulder more than my share of the task whatever it may be, one hundred percent and then some.Gallantly will I show the world that I am a specially selected and well trained soldier. My courtesy to superior officers, neatness of dress, and care of equipment shall set the example for others to follow.Energetically will I meet the enemies of my country. I shall defeat them on the field of battle for I am better trained and will fight with all my might. Surrender is not a Marine word. I will never leave a fallen comrade to fall into the hands of the enemy and under no circumstances will I ever embarrass my country.Readily will I display the intestinal fortitude required to fight on to the Marine objective and complete the mission, though I be the lone survivor.

Marines have a new creed?

splitsider.com

 
2013-04-26 03:41:51 PM  

CygnusDarius: What Chapter are these marines representing? Ultramarines, Space Wolves, Blood Angels?.


World Eaters.
 
2013-04-26 03:42:16 PM  

ShadowKamui: FlashHarry: staging for syria? nah. they'd probably go to kuwait or turkey.

Probably Mali


i thought the frogs had that all sewn up.
 
2013-04-26 03:42:28 PM  

Ennuipoet: The Marines might have thought they were better than us Zoomies, but they loved our women, air conditioning and cold beer.  I saw a few tears roll down a few cheeks as they left to go dig sandy holes in 120 degree heat while I returned to my climate controlled quarters to enjoy a beverage with the ladies.


Semper Vagina's! That is what the AF's motto should be. They get get upset that when the Marines are on the airfield, we got all the pussy!

/1st hand experience.
//No need to get pissy, Zoomies...
///You could have manned up and joined the Men's Dept of the Navy!
 
2013-04-26 03:42:50 PM  
lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-04-26 03:46:51 PM  
Barakador Obamavelt?

Can we name the RRT the "oh oh first Nut Shots"?

Don't think its disrespect.  I had my choice of armed services to reject me and I chose marines, farking congress.
 
2013-04-26 03:48:57 PM  

Dixon Cider: Ennuipoet: The Marines might have thought they were better than us Zoomies, but they loved our women, air conditioning and cold beer.  I saw a few tears roll down a few cheeks as they left to go dig sandy holes in 120 degree heat while I returned to my climate controlled quarters to enjoy a beverage with the ladies.

Semper Vagina's! That is what the AF's motto should be. They get get upset that when the Marines are on the airfield, we got all the pussy!

/1st hand experience.
//No need to get pissy, Zoomies...
///You could have manned up and joined the Men's Dept of the Navy!


Once an over-compensator, always an over-compensator. Semper Closetus!
 
2013-04-26 03:49:56 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: Moron Air Base....Just outside of Seville. Got to be one of the best deployments available in the Marines.


Amen! I was stationed there back in the day...still remember drinking wine on a friend's balcony while Franco's grey shirts* calmly walked up the street clearing a demonstration. The demonstrators simply melted away in front of them.

* - think SS troops who eventually...for reasons known only to themselves...went good
 
2013-04-26 03:50:17 PM  
TOTALLY NSFW Air Force Babe.
/clicky...pops....like.....wood.
 
2013-04-26 03:51:13 PM  
Those that can, become Marines. Those that can't and are too much of a pussy join the chair force. and if you have gay tendencies, the navy.
 
2013-04-26 03:54:51 PM  

FlashHarry: ShadowKamui: FlashHarry: staging for syria? nah. they'd probably go to kuwait or turkey.

Probably Mali

i thought the frogs had that all sewn up.


AQIM ran off into the desert, they're still around.  Just a lot less of them now and doing guerrilla/terrorist style attacks
 
2013-04-26 03:54:59 PM  
FTA:

The refueling aircraft will allow the Osprey to fly greater distances without landing.

Article was written by a moron.
 
2013-04-26 03:55:44 PM  

Psylence: CygnusDarius: What Chapter are these marines representing? Ultramarines, Space Wolves, Blood Angels?.

World Eaters.


Pfft!  Nutty pansies.

Iron within, Iron without.
 
2013-04-26 03:56:21 PM  
As a Marine who has been to many AF bases, I'm getting a kick...

/Electronics tech, so I was the only Marine with air conditioning everywhere I went. Gotta keep the test equipment below 72 degrees F.
 
2013-04-26 03:57:12 PM  

FrancoFile: ObscureNameHere: DanZero: Marine Core beats Chair Force anyday. Fly Navy, k?

I remember being deployed with FlyNavy.  We were with a flotilla of Marine Core Soldiers, trying to get deep in to the jungles of Poontang.  Ah, the memories...

But are you over Macho Grande?


No, not over it.   Though I do enjoy spending time with Taco Grande.
 
2013-04-26 04:00:24 PM  

Charlie Chingas: Those that can, become Marines. Those that can't and are too much of a pussy join the chair force. and if you have gay tendencies, the navy.


So since the Marines are under the Dept of the Navy, does that mean they like to be bottom?
 
2013-04-26 04:00:38 PM  

ObscureNameHere: Psylence: CygnusDarius: What Chapter are these marines representing? Ultramarines, Space Wolves, Blood Angels?.

World Eaters.

Pfft!  Nutty pansies.

Iron within, Iron without.


i137.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-26 04:01:31 PM  

special20: Dixon Cider: Ennuipoet: The Marines might have thought they were better than us Zoomies, but they loved our women, air conditioning and cold beer.  I saw a few tears roll down a few cheeks as they left to go dig sandy holes in 120 degree heat while I returned to my climate controlled quarters to enjoy a beverage with the ladies.

Semper Vagina's! That is what the AF's motto should be. They get get upset that when the Marines are on the airfield, we got all the pussy!

/1st hand experience.
//No need to get pissy, Zoomies...
///You could have manned up and joined the Men's Dept of the Navy!

Once an over-compensator, always an over-compensator. Semper Closetus!


Once a jealous little man, always a jealous little man! It's ok... your tears are enough to satisfy me!
 
2013-04-26 04:02:48 PM  

Stone Meadow: Ow! That was my feelings!: Moron Air Base....Just outside of Seville. Got to be one of the best deployments available in the Marines.

Amen! I was stationed there back in the day...still remember drinking wine on a friend's balcony while Franco's grey shirts* calmly walked up the street clearing a demonstration. The demonstrators simply melted away in front of them.

* - think SS troops who eventually...for reasons known only to themselves...went good


This.  Saw them do the same thing in  the mid 70's in Torrejon de Ardoz.  Protesters scattered, each making new land speed records.   Guardia Civil did not fark around with their little Uzi type sub-machine guns and their flat back black caps.  Shoot first, shoot again, shoot one more time...ah what the hell, one more time......then ask questions.
 
2013-04-26 04:03:45 PM  

ObscureNameHere: Psylence: CygnusDarius: What Chapter are these marines representing? Ultramarines, Space Wolves, Blood Angels?.

World Eaters.

Pfft!  Nutty pansies.

Iron within, Iron without.


Ave Dominus Nox, biatches.
 
2013-04-26 04:07:56 PM  
Based on my very brief small random sampling...Marine wins over Air Force.
 
2013-04-26 04:16:09 PM  

The Book Was Better: Based on my very brief small random sampling...Marine wins over Air Force.


Air Force has ICBM with nuclear warheads, Marines have guns... I know where I'd put my money.
 
2013-04-26 04:25:39 PM  
Army O-3: "Ok men, go take that hill!"
Marine O-3: "C'mon men, let's take this hill!"
Air Force E-4: "OK Capt...we'll be here when you get back"
 
2013-04-26 04:37:40 PM  
What will the Moronic version of the Driftwood be over there?

/La Mirage is already taken.
 
2013-04-26 04:38:18 PM  
Only an Air Force kiddo would brag about how he's superior because he has air conditioning.  Hardcore warrior, that guy.

/Former Marine
//Iraq vet
///salty I didn't get air conditioning
 
2013-04-26 04:48:59 PM  

The Southern Dandy: Charlie Chingas: Those that can, become Marines. Those that can't and are too much of a pussy join the chair force. and if you have gay tendencies, the navy.

So since the Marines are under the Dept of the Navy, does that mean they like to be bottom?


touche. :)

/never heard that one before. thanks
 
2013-04-26 04:51:14 PM  

paulkrud: Only an Air Force kiddo would brag about how he's superior because he has air conditioning.  Hardcore warrior, that guy.

/Former Marine
//Iraq vet
///salty I didn't get air conditioning


Careful, them chair force guys can make weapons out of paper clips, scotch tape and 8.5x11 paper...

/ooh rah brother
 
2013-04-26 04:52:08 PM  

firefly212: Air Force has ICBM with nuclear warheads, Marines have guns.


Yup... The Navy.  ICBM-armed subs that can go to sea for months at a time.  Good luck finding or stopping them, Air Force ;-)
 
2013-04-26 04:58:40 PM  

Charlie Chingas: paulkrud: Only an Air Force kiddo would brag about how he's superior because he has air conditioning.  Hardcore warrior, that guy.

/Former Marine
//Iraq vet
///salty I didn't get air conditioning

Careful, them chair force guys can make weapons out of paper clips, scotch tape and 8.5x11 paper...

/ooh rah brother



Semper Yut Chesty Kill!
 
2013-04-26 05:00:41 PM  

Uisce Beatha: Ennuipoet: The Marines might have thought they were better than us Zoomies, but they loved our women, air conditioning and cold beer.  I saw a few tears roll down a few cheeks as they left to go dig sandy holes in 120 degree heat while I returned to my climate controlled quarters to enjoy a beverage with the ladies.

Ah, the Air Force warrior ethos


Warrior is such a strong term I prefer camouflaged civilian
 
2013-04-26 05:06:52 PM  

Ennuipoet: Uisce Beatha: Ennuipoet: The Marines might have thought they were better than us Zoomies, but they loved our women, air conditioning and cold beer.  I saw a few tears roll down a few cheeks as they left to go dig sandy holes in 120 degree heat while I returned to my climate controlled quarters to enjoy a beverage with the ladies.

Ah, the Air Force warrior ethos

Warrior is such a strong term I prefer camouflaged civilian


I never figured out why you guys bothered with a camouflaged pattern at all.  I would think that plain jumpsuits would be very practical, and more in line with the "non-combat" nature of 98% of the force.
 
2013-04-26 05:08:08 PM  

Ennuipoet: Warrior is such a strong term I prefer camouflaged civilian


Fair enough, I withdraw the comment.
 
2013-04-26 05:15:17 PM  

Uisce Beatha: Ennuipoet: Warrior is such a strong term I prefer camouflaged civilian

Fair enough, I withdraw the comment.


If I wanted to be in the military I would've joined the Army or Marines :)
 
2013-04-26 05:20:56 PM  

Ennuipoet: Uisce Beatha: Ennuipoet: Warrior is such a strong term I prefer camouflaged civilian

Fair enough, I withdraw the comment.

If I wanted to be in the military I would've joined the Army or Marines :)


/FTFY
 
2013-04-26 05:27:32 PM  
What do you get when you cross a Marine and a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

/leaving to go bartend at the VFW
 
2013-04-26 05:40:55 PM  

MrCynical: What do you get when you cross a Marine and a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

/leaving to go bartend at the VFW


lol
 
2013-04-26 05:43:50 PM  

MrCynical: What do you get when you cross a Marine and a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

/leaving to go bartend at the VFW


ouch. remind me not to fark a gorilla. don't want any retarded kids...
 
2013-04-26 05:48:16 PM  
media.avclub.com

"apart from the marines, they're all dead butch."
 
2013-04-26 05:49:56 PM  
So you think you're better than me? It's go time!

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-26 06:00:26 PM  
Feh...  Call me when they can drop 'em in from orbit.

icdn3.digitaltrends.com

"But its a dry heat!"
 
2013-04-26 06:04:37 PM  

Void_Beavis: Feh...  Call me when they can drop 'em in from orbit.

[icdn3.digitaltrends.com image 625x351]

"But its a dry heat!"


hell drop from a bird or into the water into a zodiac is close enough :)
 
2013-04-26 06:07:02 PM  

johan heggs tiny man nipples: ObscureNameHere: Psylence: CygnusDarius: What Chapter are these marines representing? Ultramarines, Space Wolves, Blood Angels?.

World Eaters.

Pfft!  Nutty pansies.

Iron within, Iron without.

Ave Dominus Nox, biatches.


Mon-keigh barbarians....all the same
 
2013-04-26 06:16:50 PM  

firefly212: The Book Was Better: Based on my very brief small random sampling...Marine wins over Air Force.

Air Force has ICBM with nuclear warheads, Marines have guns... I know where I'd put my money.


My money is on the Marines seizing the missile bases before the Air Force even knows where to shoot them.
 
2013-04-26 06:22:31 PM  

Void_Beavis: Feh...  Call me when they can drop 'em in from orbit.


They are working on that, seriously:

Project Hot Eagle

More about Project Hot Eagle
 
2013-04-26 06:51:17 PM  
Damn, Americans sure are angsty when it comes to their military branches. Maybe you folks should calm down just a bit.
 
2013-04-26 06:59:40 PM  
Jarheads from outerspace...

www.gamesasylum.com
 
2013-04-26 07:01:41 PM  

Charlie Chingas: The Southern Dandy: Charlie Chingas: Those that can, become Marines. Those that can't and are too much of a pussy join the chair force. and if you have gay tendencies, the navy.

So since the Marines are under the Dept of the Navy, does that mean they like to be bottom?

touche. :)

/never heard that one before. thanks


Don't mention it.  It's the least I could do. ;)

/Army vet
 
2013-04-26 07:36:03 PM  

Dixon Cider: special20: Dixon Cider: Ennuipoet: The Marines might have thought they were better than us Zoomies, but they loved our women, air conditioning and cold beer.  I saw a few tears roll down a few cheeks as they left to go dig sandy holes in 120 degree heat while I returned to my climate controlled quarters to enjoy a beverage with the ladies.

Semper Vagina's! That is what the AF's motto should be. They get get upset that when the Marines are on the airfield, we got all the pussy!

/1st hand experience.
//No need to get pissy, Zoomies...
///You could have manned up and joined the Men's Dept of the Navy!

Once an over-compensator, always an over-compensator. Semper Closetus!

Once a jealous little man, always a jealous little man! It's ok... your tears are enough to satisfy me!


Them ain't tears... I thought boys like you would recognize a good Seaman.
 
2013-04-26 10:12:54 PM  
Currently in Tech School with the AF, and honest to god there's a gentleman here who enlisted in the Navy with the last name Guzzler.
 
2013-04-26 10:16:16 PM  

The Southern Dandy: Charlie Chingas: The Southern Dandy: Charlie Chingas: Those that can, become Marines. Those that can't and are too much of a pussy join the chair force. and if you have gay tendencies, the navy.

So since the Marines are under the Dept of the Navy, does that mean they like to be bottom?

touche. :)

/never heard that one before. thanks

Don't mention it.  It's the least I could do. ;)

/Army vet


My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment
 
2013-04-26 10:39:25 PM  

Flragnararch: The Southern Dandy: Charlie Chingas: The Southern Dandy: Charlie Chingas: Those that can, become Marines. Those that can't and are too much of a pussy join the chair force. and if you have gay tendencies, the navy.

So since the Marines are under the Dept of the Navy, does that mean they like to be bottom?

touche. :)

/never heard that one before. thanks

Don't mention it.  It's the least I could do. ;)

/Army vet

My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment


OK Army dogs, it's on.

Aren't
Ready to be
Marines
Yet
 
JJD
2013-04-26 11:57:14 PM  
Morón Air Base. Pronounce it in Spanish.

Just got back at the end of January from a two-year tour there. Nice place, for being in the middle of nowhere. Sevilla is a nice town, and it's not too far from the med or the Atlantic, whichever you prefer.  The locals are friendly enough. They're gonna need a bigger NEX if they're gonna add 500 bodies. When I left, there weren't nearly that many of us, and we had a tendency to buy the NEX out of things like bread and milk.
 
2013-04-27 12:25:27 AM  

Flragnararch: The Southern Dandy: Charlie Chingas: The Southern Dandy: Charlie Chingas: Those that can, become Marines. Those that can't and are too much of a pussy join the chair force. and if you have gay tendencies, the navy.

So since the Marines are under the Dept of the Navy, does that mean they like to be bottom?

touche. :)

/never heard that one before. thanks

Don't mention it.  It's the least I could do. ;)

/Army vet

My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment


Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Essential

Former Never Again Volunteer Yourself here, though
 
2013-04-27 12:38:06 AM  

Uisce Beatha: Flragnararch: The Southern Dandy: Charlie Chingas: The Southern Dandy: Charlie Chingas: Those that can, become Marines. Those that can't and are too much of a pussy join the chair force. and if you have gay tendencies, the navy.

So since the Marines are under the Dept of the Navy, does that mean they like to be bottom?

touche. :)

/never heard that one before. thanks

Don't mention it.  It's the least I could do. ;)

/Army vet

My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment

Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Essential

Former Never Again Volunteer Yourself here, though


Fair enough, squid. But at least I don't need chest hair on my back to maintain an erection...
 
2013-04-27 01:07:52 AM  

Ennuipoet: The Marines might have thought they were better than us Zoomies, but they loved our women, air conditioning and cold beer.  I saw a few tears roll down a few cheeks as they left to go dig sandy holes in 120 degree heat while I returned to my climate controlled quarters to enjoy a beverage with the ladies.


But mess with a female Marine and you'd have been buried head first in one of those sandy holes while the guys used your ass for rifle practice.
 
2013-04-27 01:29:45 AM  

Charlie Chingas: Fair enough, squid. But at least I don't need chest hair on my back to maintain an erection...


How many times do we have to remind you, it's not ghey if you're underway?
 
2013-04-27 01:36:03 AM  

Uisce Beatha: firefly212: Air Force has ICBM with nuclear warheads, Marines have guns.

Yup... The Navy.  ICBM-armed subs that can go to sea for months at a time.  Good luck finding or stopping them, Air Force ;-)


lol, either of those two branches has the capability of destroying the whole planet a few times over, I don't think that's a pissing match I wanna get into.
 
2013-04-27 03:21:18 AM  

Charlie Chingas: Uisce Beatha: Flragnararch: The Southern Dandy: Charlie Chingas: The Southern Dandy: Charlie Chingas: Those that can, become Marines. Those that can't and are too much of a pussy join the chair force. and if you have gay tendencies, the navy.

So since the Marines are under the Dept of the Navy, does that mean they like to be bottom?

touche. :)

/never heard that one before. thanks

Don't mention it.  It's the least I could do. ;)

/Army vet

My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment

Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Essential

Former Never Again Volunteer Yourself here, though

Fair enough, squid. But at least I don't need chest hair on my back to maintain an erection...


You two make a cute couple.
 
2013-04-27 06:01:49 AM  

daveUSMC: What will the Moronic version of the Driftwood be over there?

/La Mirage is already taken.


Ahh the Driftwood, many a good nights there and tons of money wasted.
 
2013-04-28 01:01:12 AM  

dropdfun: daveUSMC: What will the Moronic version of the Driftwood be over there?

/La Mirage is already taken.

Ahh the Driftwood, many a good nights there and tons of money wasted.


The Driftwood... you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
 
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