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(Huffington Post)   You know what your hands and fingertips look like after a two-hour bath. This is what they look like after 10 days   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 40
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2013-04-26 02:22:41 PM
Holy Moley, it's Larry the cable guy's sister.
 
2013-04-26 03:01:14 PM
Puke-a-tronic.
 
2013-04-26 03:03:43 PM
Not as bad as I thought. The slideshow preview below the article was much worse.
 
2013-04-26 03:04:53 PM

Jument: The slideshow preview below the article was much worse.


This.
 
2013-04-26 03:05:03 PM

Jument: Not as bad as I thought. The slideshow preview below the article was much worse.


agreed. A NSFLunch warning would've been appreciated,  subs.
 
2013-04-26 03:07:12 PM
And what your face looks like:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-26 03:07:41 PM
Not safe for lunch slideshow at bottom.

What has been seen, etc etc etc
 
2013-04-26 03:07:54 PM

Jument: Not as bad as I thought. The slideshow preview below the article was much worse.


Eh, the guy with the 100 pound scrotum was kind of cute.
 
2013-04-26 03:09:51 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: Jument: Not as bad as I thought. The slideshow preview below the article was much worse.

Eh, the guy with the 100 pound scrotum was kind of cute.


Good thing I don't eat Coco Puffs anymore.   That first pic is all sorts of nasty.
 
2013-04-26 03:10:55 PM

Glitchwerks: Jument: The slideshow preview below the article was much worse.

This.



I'm calling bullshiate on the magnet boys.
 
2013-04-26 03:11:13 PM
Yarrow also won an unofficial (and dubious) honor as one of the greatest human guinea pigs of all time by "Outrageous Acts Of Science," a Science Channel series airing Saturday nights that analyzes the science behind various strange acts.

This is the show I've been telling people about. It's the official death of the Science Channel. Pawn Stars rip offs and other crap is one thing, but when you copy VH1 you're officially dead to me.
"Celebrity scientists" commenting on wacky internet videos. Oh, how random and silly! Let's show a 20 second clip and then have 4 minutes of utterly atrocious attempts at humor. EPIC FAIL!*

*The commercial actually uses "epic fail" in it.  Yes.
 
2013-04-26 03:14:00 PM
Another reason we are not from this planet.
 
2013-04-26 03:14:54 PM
Simon can't do his drawings because he's got prune hands
 
2013-04-26 03:16:43 PM

Jument: Not as bad as I thought. The slideshow preview below the article was much worse.


Another picture of #8:

tvmedia.ign.com
 
2013-04-26 03:17:06 PM
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-26 03:19:07 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Yarrow also won an unofficial (and dubious) honor as one of the greatest human guinea pigs of all time by "Outrageous Acts Of Science," a Science Channel series airing Saturday nights that analyzes the science behind various strange acts.

This is the show I've been telling people about. It's the official death of the Science Channel. Pawn Stars rip offs and other crap is one thing, but when you copy VH1 you're officially dead to me.
"Celebrity scientists" commenting on wacky internet videos. Oh, how random and silly! Let's show a 20 second clip and then have 4 minutes of utterly atrocious attempts at humor. EPIC FAIL!*

*The commercial actually uses "epic fail" in it.  Yes.


Jesus motherfarking christ tap dancing on a cracker. Cable is dead to me. The only channels that don't push low fidelity crap are kids channels, and they've tried there damndest on there as well.
 
2013-04-26 03:19:53 PM
www.craveonline.com
 
2013-04-26 03:20:09 PM
Avoiding pruney hands is one of Aquaman's lesser known powers.
 
2013-04-26 03:22:28 PM

brap: Glitchwerks: Jument: The slideshow preview below the article was much worse.

This.


I'm calling bullshiate on the magnet boys.


i.dailymail.co.uk
would like to have a word with you.
 
2013-04-26 03:23:19 PM
Meh < They'll buff right out.
 
2013-04-26 03:25:10 PM

bart2puck: brap: Glitchwerks: Jument: The slideshow preview below the article was much worse.

This.


I'm calling bullshiate on the magnet boys.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x1008]
would like to have a word with you.


I remember a thread on here a while ago discussing these magnet people and someone (in TFA, I guess) figured out that they're just very sticky people.
 
2013-04-26 03:25:57 PM
bart2puck:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x1008]
would like to have a word with you.


They aren't magnetic, they're sticky!
 
2013-04-26 03:35:31 PM

Jument: Not as bad as I thought. The slideshow preview below the article was much worse.


This. Do NOT scroll down after the article ends if you've just eaten and/or intend to sleep tonight.
In case you want to know how bad is it, sifting through the Walking Dead images for the obligatory floater screenshot actually helped me relax after seeing the boil-covered lovecraftian horror in the slideshow.
 
2013-04-26 03:43:57 PM

bart2puck: brap: Glitchwerks: Jument: The slideshow preview below the article was much worse.

This.


I'm calling bullshiate on the magnet boys.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x1008]
would like to have a word with you.


as would the other 100 people who were proven to have absolutely no magnetism whatsoever.

what's your point?
 
2013-04-26 03:45:42 PM
I couldn't even remember what the original article was about after that slideshow.

The horror...the horror...
 
2013-04-26 03:47:14 PM
A show called 'Outrageous Acts of Science'... in what way is staying underwater for 10 days 'science'?  Now, if the guy somehow grew gills and became amphibious or something...
 
2013-04-26 03:48:33 PM
CSB:  Back when I was a water safety instructor, there was a period of about 6 months where I spent somewhere in the neighbourhood of 12 hours a day in the pool.  After about the first 6 weeks, my hands and feet no longer wrinkled at all.

According to the science, one would presume it's because that dead Keratin layer had absorbed so much water.  However, I never lost my fairly remarkable foot callouses through that process, as you might expect.  Rather, I think the attachment layer itself softened out, allowing that hypersaturated layer to eventually even itself out.
 
2013-04-26 03:53:57 PM
Their explanation is not correct.  It's a restriction of the blood vessels and the reduction of blood flow apparently.   Science Friday told me so.
 
2013-04-26 04:22:46 PM
That's making me rethink some sexual fantasies I have about a certain red haired mermaid.
 
2013-04-26 04:24:39 PM
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-04-26 04:29:45 PM
"Slim Becker", the Moss Man of Frenchman's Bend, scoffs at your claims:

http://www.outyourbackdoor.com/OYB9/outdoor/moss.html

I remember when the state had to pick up the tab for his psychological hospitalization in the wake of his stay in the hot springs.
 
2013-04-26 04:39:30 PM
Hmmm, so this means I shouldn't keep my Rubber Slave encased in rubber for more that 10 days at a time?

/good to know
 
Al!
2013-04-26 04:48:16 PM

NickBob78: Their explanation is not correct.  It's a restriction of the blood vessels and the reduction of blood flow apparently.   Science Friday told me so.


This.  The wrinkling doesn't occur in a person with severe nerve damage limiting sensation in the hands and feet.
 
2013-04-26 05:26:54 PM

farkingatwork: as would the other 100 people who were proven to have absolutely no magnetism whatsoever.

what's your point?


Are you outraged at my lack of faith in sticky Russian children?  Oh it's on.  (throws off oven mitts and gets into "Fighting Irish" stance)
 
2013-04-26 06:20:16 PM

farkingismybusiness:


I remember that.
 
2013-04-26 06:44:06 PM

bart2puck: brap: Glitchwerks: Jument: The slideshow preview below the article was much worse.

This.


I'm calling bullshiate on the magnet boys.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x1008]
would like to have a word with you.


funny how at least two of those items are made of non-ferrous metals and therefore shouldn't stick if she was magnetic (and not just sticky)
 
2013-04-26 06:46:04 PM
It has long been a closely-held secret that human skin is remarkably waterproof. It is by far my preferred material in making raincoats, tents, and a most stylish umber-Ella. A tip to the hip: keep your inventory in the crawlspace, not just for the cool temperature, but to avoid the all-seeing eyes of your busybody neighbors.
 
2013-04-26 07:11:42 PM
My dad used to have to take fingerprints off the floaters. And sundry other dead bodies. But the floaters were always the worst, he said.
 
2013-04-26 10:17:00 PM
No female nudity. Article was a (lack of) bust.
 
2013-04-27 09:06:21 AM

josiahgould: bart2puck:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x1008]
would like to have a word with you.

They aren't magnetic, they're sticky!


Yeah. I rember seeing James Randi go to China to see some amazing "magnet man", who he quickly debunked by throwing a little baby powder on the guy.

Randi is awesome. I heard there was some documentary on him in the works. I hope it comes out soon. He's like the cool grandfather every kid wants to have.

/My abuelo was a nice guy, except when he kissed you and took 3 layers of skin off your face with his steel wool stubble.
 
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