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(TMZ) NewsFlash George Jones has finally quit drinking   ( divider line
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5951 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 26 Apr 2013 at 10:56 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-26 11:27:33 AM  
3 votes:
Maybe he is playing possum? Did someone try poking him with a stick?
2013-04-26 11:06:04 AM  
3 votes:
He stopped breathin' air today...
2013-04-26 10:58:43 AM  
3 votes:
He stopped loving her today.
2013-04-26 12:30:01 PM  
2 votes:

KarmicDisaster: I don't even know who this is, why is this a news flash?

2013-04-26 11:56:41 AM  
2 votes:

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R.I.P. gorge stones

2013-04-26 11:18:50 AM  
2 votes:

FlashHarry: [ image 709x891]

now THAT'S an outfit.

Add a few question marks to that and he could be the Riddler.
2013-04-26 11:17:30 AM  
2 votes:
Time to lower the flag in front of the liquor store to half mast.
2013-04-26 11:17:29 AM  
2 votes:

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RIP Howard Jones

2013-04-26 11:00:06 AM  
2 votes:
Hotter than a two-dollar pistol
2013-04-26 09:46:07 PM  
1 vote:

AcesFull: Porter Wagoner and Dolly Parton....Now there's a couple of big ones.

Dolly's got two big reasons that she's well known.
2013-04-26 07:49:19 PM  
1 vote:
nice headline. i really liked george

i'm glad merle and willie are still kicking

but for how long?

country music used to be cool. i don't even know what this crap is today. i blame alabama
2013-04-26 02:04:36 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder if he'll be cremated.  It could take hours for his liver to go out.

A really interesting read if you get the chance.  It's a miracle he lived past 35, for sure, but he sounds like he was a hell of a lot of fun to hang out with (in small doses) back in the day.  Some crazy stories there.
2013-04-26 12:21:49 PM  
1 vote:
I don't even know who this is, why is this a news flash?
2013-04-26 11:32:25 AM  
1 vote:


Nashville has a sad.

...which explains why they shuffled him off to the side for untalented American Idol winners, 18-year-old titties, and Jesus and Mama loving empty hats 20 years ago?
2013-04-26 11:18:29 AM  
1 vote:
It seems only yesterday he was getting pulled over in his lawn mower drunk, in need of more booze. RIP drunk lawn mower rider.
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His name was 'drunk lawn mower rider'. Think of him when you see long grass.
2013-04-26 11:13:57 AM  
1 vote:

Burr: Oldiron_79: CastorTroy: log_jammin: He stopped loving her today.

He stopped living here today.

Seriously though, possibly the greatest country song ever written.

Its a good one, but You Never Even Called Me By My Name by David Allan Coe (aka I was drunk the day my momma got out of prison) is probably the most country song EVAR.

You forgot trains and trucks....

And getting drunk.
2013-04-26 11:13:16 AM  
1 vote:
He definitely doesn't need your rocking chair now.
2013-04-26 11:08:36 AM  
1 vote:
Hopefully he takes country music with him.
2013-04-26 11:07:27 AM  
1 vote:

Madbassist1: log_jammin: He stopped loving her today.

This should have been the headline, assholes.

Which of the 36 times it was submitted?
2013-04-26 11:04:56 AM  
1 vote:
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RIP  J'onn J'onzz
2013-04-26 11:04:37 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-04-26 11:03:25 AM  
1 vote:
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RIP Grace Jones
2013-04-26 11:03:13 AM  
1 vote:
But did his wife and hound dog come back?
2013-04-26 11:01:49 AM  
1 vote:
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RIP, Jesus Jones
2013-04-26 11:00:10 AM  
1 vote:

log_jammin: He stopped loving her living here today.

2013-04-26 10:59:33 AM  
1 vote:

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RIP Best Haircut EvAr

2013-04-26 10:58:12 AM  
1 vote:
He'shiatting the bottle of embalming fluid now..
2013-04-26 10:31:22 AM  
1 vote:
i'm amazed he lived that long.
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