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(TMZ) NewsFlash George Jones has finally quit drinking   (tmz.com) divider line 28
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2013-04-26 11:27:33 AM
3 votes:
Maybe he is playing possum? Did someone try poking him with a stick?
2013-04-26 11:06:04 AM
3 votes:
He stopped breathin' air today...
2013-04-26 10:58:43 AM
3 votes:
He stopped loving her today.
2013-04-26 12:30:01 PM
2 votes:

KarmicDisaster: I don't even know who this is, why is this a news flash?


YOU MEAN, THEY DIDN'T CONSULT YOU?
2013-04-26 11:56:41 AM
2 votes:
www.cortijovalverde.com

R.I.P. gorge stones

2013-04-26 11:18:50 AM
2 votes:

FlashHarry: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 709x891]

now THAT'S an outfit.


Add a few question marks to that and he could be the Riddler.
2013-04-26 11:17:30 AM
2 votes:
Time to lower the flag in front of the liquor store to half mast.
2013-04-26 11:17:29 AM
2 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

RIP Howard Jones
2013-04-26 11:00:06 AM
2 votes:
Hotter than a two-dollar pistol
2013-04-26 09:46:07 PM
1 votes:

AcesFull: Porter Wagoner and Dolly Parton....Now there's a couple of big ones.


Dolly's got two big reasons that she's well known.
2013-04-26 07:49:19 PM
1 votes:
nice headline. i really liked george

i'm glad merle and willie are still kicking

but for how long?

country music used to be cool. i don't even know what this crap is today. i blame alabama
2013-04-26 02:04:36 PM
1 votes:
I wonder if he'll be cremated.  It could take hours for his liver to go out.

A really interesting read if you get the chance.  It's a miracle he lived past 35, for sure, but he sounds like he was a hell of a lot of fun to hang out with (in small doses) back in the day.  Some crazy stories there.
2013-04-26 12:21:49 PM
1 votes:
I don't even know who this is, why is this a news flash?
2013-04-26 11:32:25 AM
1 votes:

anniesmom: http://www.wkrn.com/story/22087153/george-jones-dies-at-81

Nashville has a sad.


...which explains why they shuffled him off to the side for untalented American Idol winners, 18-year-old titties, and Jesus and Mama loving empty hats 20 years ago?
2013-04-26 11:18:29 AM
1 votes:
It seems only yesterday he was getting pulled over in his lawn mower drunk, in need of more booze. RIP drunk lawn mower rider.
users.jam21.net
His name was 'drunk lawn mower rider'. Think of him when you see long grass.
2013-04-26 11:13:57 AM
1 votes:

Burr: Oldiron_79: CastorTroy: log_jammin: He stopped loving her today.

He stopped living here today.

Seriously though, possibly the greatest country song ever written.

Its a good one, but You Never Even Called Me By My Name by David Allan Coe (aka I was drunk the day my momma got out of prison) is probably the most country song EVAR.

You forgot trains and trucks....


And getting drunk.
2013-04-26 11:13:16 AM
1 votes:
He definitely doesn't need your rocking chair now.
2013-04-26 11:08:36 AM
1 votes:
Hopefully he takes country music with him.
2013-04-26 11:07:27 AM
1 votes:

Madbassist1: log_jammin: He stopped loving her today.

This should have been the headline, assholes.


Which of the 36 times it was submitted?
2013-04-26 11:04:56 AM
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
RIP  J'onn J'onzz
2013-04-26 11:04:37 AM
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

RIP CHUCK JONES
2013-04-26 11:03:25 AM
1 votes:
silencedmajority.blogs.com
RIP Grace Jones
2013-04-26 11:03:13 AM
1 votes:
But did his wife and hound dog come back?
2013-04-26 11:01:49 AM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

RIP, Jesus Jones
2013-04-26 11:00:10 AM
1 votes:

log_jammin: He stopped loving her living here today.


FTFY
2013-04-26 10:59:33 AM
1 votes:
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

RIP Best Haircut EvAr
2013-04-26 10:58:12 AM
1 votes:
He'shiatting the bottle of embalming fluid now..
2013-04-26 10:31:22 AM
1 votes:
i'm amazed he lived that long.
 
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