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(Yahoo)   "Dear God, why did you make me one of the most beautiful women on earth? YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD"   (omg.yahoo.com) divider line 50
    More: Asinine, Heartless Bastards, Victoria's Secret, god, Victoria, Bisutti  
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18833 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 26 Apr 2013 at 12:11 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-04-26 11:20:58 AM  
30 votes:
"I felt like a piece of sweetened toast," Miss Biscotti dryly noted.
2013-04-26 12:18:44 PM  
6 votes:
biatch if I wanted your opinion I'd take my dick out of your mouth.
2013-04-26 10:54:52 AM  
6 votes:
Sorry. You want people to give you lots of money for doing nothing but looking hot, don't complain that they only think of you as something that just looks hot.

God knows I've had to live it...
2013-04-26 10:36:14 AM  
6 votes:
Come on over baby, I'll show you what being treated like a piece of meat really feels like.
2013-04-26 11:47:23 AM  
4 votes:

brap: "I felt like a piece of sweetened toast," Miss Biscotti dryly noted.


"That was fast," Tom said swiftly
2013-04-27 12:29:21 AM  
3 votes:
www.mtv.com

...........................................Imma let you finish...................................................Dat Ass!
2013-04-26 03:04:30 PM  
3 votes:

Sofa King Smart: Wartime Consiglieri: ten foiled hats: Wartime Consiglieri: Anyone who likes something like this probably jacks off to she-male porn.

Does this fall under NTTAWWT, or is this where we collectively, as Farkers, draw the line?

I personally couldn't care less if people jack off to she-males. I'm just sick of reading that for a chick to look hot she has to be built like Iggy Pop in drag.

which btw is pretty hawt.

[www.egodialogues.com image 800x656]



Iggy Pop is a beef-jerky golem.
2013-04-26 02:14:36 PM  
3 votes:
I didn't know that pieces of meat have feelings.
2013-04-26 12:38:52 PM  
3 votes:

Mentat: Aarontology: "That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men. It wasn't about modeling clothes anymore; I felt like a piece of meat,"

What exactly did she think modeling was?

I'm guessing she wasn't chosen for her brains.


I'm anxiously awaiting her book:  Deep Thoughts by Kylie Bisutti

"It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs."
"If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope he likes tacos, because that's what He's getting."
"I hope when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins."
2013-04-26 12:01:18 PM  
3 votes:
img135.imageshack.us
2013-04-26 08:08:46 PM  
2 votes:
O h good..From the headline I thought this was going to be another Beiber thread...
kab
2013-04-26 06:09:49 PM  
2 votes:
"That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men."

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are ya?
2013-04-26 02:30:32 PM  
2 votes:
I like how quickly she goes from "I'm not a piece of meat" to "must... obey.... husband...."
2013-04-26 12:30:48 PM  
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
Do you have a moment? I would like to talk to you about Jesus Christ.
2013-04-26 12:14:08 PM  
2 votes:
"Bisutti states that she will only choose wholesome jobs that will honor her Christian beliefs "
So only softcore porn? R-rated teen tease flicks?

Seriously folks, yet another YAWNNNNNN born again christian.

"Now that I am done being a WHORE, I will speak out against whores and the whore industry."

Fark You
2013-04-26 11:47:55 AM  
2 votes:

Aarontology: "That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men. It wasn't about modeling clothes anymore; I felt like a piece of meat,"

What exactly did she think modeling was?


I'm guessing she wasn't chosen for her brains.
2013-04-26 10:57:58 AM  
2 votes:
I bet she cashed the checks.
2013-04-27 06:09:22 AM  
1 votes:
Clutch2013:

She also has a lot of pictures that look a lot better than the one you put up - including a couple from the same show as yours (the camera made someone look bad?  Impossible!).

Ok. Here's another one on google from the same show. There's the same stick arms; man hands, calves barely thicker than a forearm; razor sharp elbows that she could practically use as knives, and that hollowed face with the harsh jawline. And of course don't forget the bony upper chest that couldn't get any less soft and womanly if it had hair on it.

www.mensfitness.com

And here's one from another shoot. If women in this condition are attractive enough to model then those strung-out coke-heads I've seen at every dive strip joint really missed the boat!

www.howcelebritiesloseweight.com


Personally, I can appreciate a reasonably thin and/or muscular woman...

And so can I. Except this is NOT a reasonably thin woman. This is a drastically underweight woman with all the telltale signs. What she looks like when not modeling is not my concern. The point is someone at that VS show looked at this girl in such condition and thought she epitomizes femininity and sexuality!

But Iggy Pop?  Emaciated?  Seriously?

Yeah. Seriously. Look at those eye bleach photos of Iggy Pop in drag, then tell me with a straight face this chick looks less harsh and bony.

Frankly, if you're looking at her and thinking Iggy, you might want to go ahead and start reviewing what actually attracts you.

Dude, you're attracted to a thing that looks like a corpse dug up from a pool of spray tan, and you're telling me to reexamine my sexuality?:) Come on champ!
2013-04-27 01:30:09 AM  
1 votes:
I never knew silicone was considered meat.
2013-04-26 09:33:06 PM  
1 votes:

MOGGEE: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 214x235] [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 211x239] [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 244x207] [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 192x263]

I always like to throw some Demi Rose Mawby into the "Hottest Chick in the World" threads.


What happened to that chick's... everything?

I mean, there's something weird about that particular breast delivery system.
2013-04-26 07:25:58 PM  
1 votes:
In her new book "I'm No Angel," the 23-year-old

What does she have to say that is worth reading?
This should be a litmus test. You buy the book and you fail. You should be marched out and your skin should be harvested to be donated to scientists who get burned all over their bodies when they crash their Porsches.
2013-04-26 04:50:15 PM  
1 votes:

namatad: "Bisutti states that she will only choose wholesome jobs that will honor her Christian beliefs "
So only softcore porn? R-rated teen tease flicks?

Seriously folks, yet another YAWNNNNNN born again christian.

"Now that I am done being a WHORE, I will speak out against whores and the whore industry."

Fark You


Her and Kirk Cameron are going out on tour.
2013-04-26 03:57:34 PM  
1 votes:

PillsHere: Some time in the late 90's or early 2000's they decided to go from a "classy" lingerie store for women to being a trashy Playboy wannabe that only provided spank material for men.


Wait...isn't this backwards?  My ex-wife had a subscription to VS catalogs in the late 80's, and those things were basically soft-core porn back then.  Tons of teh nekkid-ness....lotsa see-thoughs, nips, butt cracks, and on and on.  All that has changed....it's all gone now, you look at a VS catalog and it's extremely clean.  Anything remotely related to a nipple is photoshopped out, no nekkid-ness at all on display.  Plus the one catalog I saw had a lot of other stuff, like bed linens, comforters, pillows, etc.

Unless there's a porn version of the catalog as well as the clean version...in that case I stand corrected.  But the catalog I saw recently was NOTHING like the ones from the 80s.

/man, I used to *love* those catalogs....
2013-04-26 03:46:42 PM  
1 votes:
Religion isn't fun if you can't preach and judge all the time.
2013-04-26 03:38:27 PM  
1 votes:

PillsHere: Some time in the late 90's or early 2000's they decided to go from a "classy" lingerie store for women to being a trashy Playboy wannabe that only provided spank material for men.


And they actually did a damn good job of it at first, until some genius there decided instead of catering to straight men it's better to showcase the skeletor look preferred by gay fashion designers! The first two pics below are from the early era, and the last is from 2012.

img.spokeo.com


static.screenweek.it

1.bp.blogspot.com

Seriously...who the fark approved of this last one!? Someone actually looked at this mummified corpse backstage and said "Oh yeah, the Walking Dead look! A spray-tanned bio lab skeleton! So much better than that crap we used to show before!" The only difference between this crackhead and the drag pics of Iggy Pop is he looked healthier and she looks more masculine.
2013-04-26 03:28:13 PM  
1 votes:
Bisutti announced back in February 2012 that she was quitting modeling to reserve her body "for her husband."

She's sick and tired of being treated like "a piece of meat" so her solution is to become her husband's property?

Also I hope when she remembers to STFU when she's in church (1 Corinthians 14:34-35) like the Good Book says.
2013-04-26 03:19:28 PM  
1 votes:

Sofa King Smart: Wartime Consiglieri: ten foiled hats: Wartime Consiglieri: Anyone who likes something like this probably jacks off to she-male porn.

Does this fall under NTTAWWT, or is this where we collectively, as Farkers, draw the line?

I personally couldn't care less if people jack off to she-males. I'm just sick of reading that for a chick to look hot she has to be built like Iggy Pop in drag.

which btw is pretty hawt.

[www.egodialogues.com image 800x656]


Dayum! Skip Bayless is lookin' fierce...

/
You go, girl!
2013-04-26 02:59:58 PM  
1 votes:
I was in my bedroom and dropped to my knees and started to pray. 'God, why did you have me win the Victoria's Secret Angel competition if it was going to make me feel this way? I'm not honoring my husband. I just want answers!'"

That's how I can tell she's a moran.
2013-04-26 02:41:34 PM  
1 votes:
OK, I get the picture. Your nappy little dugout is too good for anyone but your husband.
And the football team in school.
And Tiger Woods.
And that cabbie from Russia.
And those two guys on spring break in Cancun.
2013-04-26 02:28:40 PM  
1 votes:
I don't usually trot out the word 'dingbat', but somehow the usual 'dumb biatch' didn't convey the absurdity of this dingbat's dumb biatch complaints.
2013-04-26 02:04:17 PM  
1 votes:

Skarekrough: namatad: "Now that I am done being a WHORE, I will speak out against whores and the whore industry."

That's always the progression, isn't it?


Worked for Dick Cheney
2013-04-26 01:36:49 PM  
1 votes:

namatad: "Now that I am done being a WHORE, I will speak out against whores and the whore industry."


That's always the progression, isn't it?
2013-04-26 01:35:22 PM  
1 votes:

ten foiled hats: Wartime Consiglieri: Anyone who likes something like this probably jacks off to she-male porn.

Does this fall under NTTAWWT, or is this where we collectively, as Farkers, draw the line?


I personally couldn't care less if people jack off to she-males. I'm just sick of reading that for a chick to look hot she has to be built like Iggy Pop in drag.
2013-04-26 01:21:44 PM  
1 votes:
Did god also make her get implants?
2013-04-26 01:19:47 PM  
1 votes:

Pentaxian: Didn't Crissy Moran do something similar? Starred in a bunch of porn and then went fundie and tried to get all of the movies and pictures off of the Internet. You can see her success at doing that by GISing her name.



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2013-04-26 12:58:32 PM  
1 votes:

brap: "I felt like a piece of sweetened toast," Miss Biscotti dryly noted.


All that toast and no jelly!
2013-04-26 12:58:29 PM  
1 votes:
Anyone who likes something like this probably jacks off to she-male porn. Her rough facial structure is only overshadowed by those hideous arms and hands!

I mean look at those veiny, bony hands for farks sake! The only thing less feminine is a handlebar mustache.

img341.imageshack.us
2013-04-26 12:56:26 PM  
1 votes:
Technically, they were treating her like a clothing hanger.  As per her contract.
2013-04-26 12:54:28 PM  
1 votes:
We'll switch positions for week. She can do my job, and I'll model lingerie

/wait.....wut?
//it'll look like a grizzly bear modeling thongs
2013-04-26 12:54:02 PM  
1 votes:
i1168.photobucket.com
2013-04-26 12:46:52 PM  
1 votes:

basemetal: When the only talent you have is your beauty, you are a piece of meat.

/same for atheletes

www.billdamon.com

Why does that guy keep calling me 'meat'?
2013-04-26 12:37:04 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA: In her new book "I'm No Angel," the 23-year-old claims she "felt like a piece of meat" working for Victoria's Secret and opted to trade in her lingerie for a quiet life in Montana.

Will dental floss be involved?

raisin' it up
waxin' it down
2013-04-26 12:36:12 PM  
1 votes:

red5ish: Don't pay any attention, it only encourages her.


She should go the PETA route and do her protesting naked. That'll show us
2013-04-26 12:22:25 PM  
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Come on over baby, I'll show you what being treated like a piece of meat really feels like.


And this guy knows.  Look at his political leanings in the politics tab. (Hint: Rapepublican)
2013-04-26 12:22:10 PM  
1 votes:
I love the Victoria's Secret statement at the end.  Basically, she won some stupid contest so we were obligated to give her a couple photoshoots.  We severed our business relationship with her after that even though she tried repeated to get additional work from us.  Sounds like some good old fashioned sour grapes and attention whoring.
2013-04-26 12:18:45 PM  
1 votes:
<b>ftfa</b><i>: I'm not honoring my husband.</i>

And right there is where you can stop reading.

Isolated incident. Overzealous born-again Christian.
2013-04-26 12:18:03 PM  
1 votes:

lordaction: If that is considered beautiful I want what you guys are smoking.  Way to Hispanish looking for my tastes.


6/10. You'll get at least one Studman69 pic and at least one other 26 minutes reference
2013-04-26 12:13:16 PM  
1 votes:
God, why did you have me win the Victoria's Secret Angel competition if it was going to make me feel this way?

Because God liked your rack?
2013-04-26 11:29:19 AM  
1 votes:
"I felt like a piece of meat" she says, but she never lets me check to see what she feels like.
2013-04-26 10:37:24 AM  
1 votes:
I would give her my meat.
 
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