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2013-04-26 10:44:32 AM
9 votes:
"That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men. It wasn't about modeling clothes anymore; I felt like a piece of meat,"

What exactly did she think modeling was?
2013-04-26 10:57:58 AM
8 votes:
I bet she cashed the checks.
2013-04-26 12:14:08 PM
5 votes:
"Bisutti states that she will only choose wholesome jobs that will honor her Christian beliefs "
So only softcore porn? R-rated teen tease flicks?

Seriously folks, yet another YAWNNNNNN born again christian.

"Now that I am done being a WHORE, I will speak out against whores and the whore industry."

Fark You
2013-04-26 10:54:52 AM
5 votes:
Sorry. You want people to give you lots of money for doing nothing but looking hot, don't complain that they only think of you as something that just looks hot.

God knows I've had to live it...
2013-04-26 06:18:02 PM
4 votes:
www4.images.coolspotters.com
Laetitia Casta was the greatest Victoria's Secret model of all time. OF ALL TIME.
2013-04-26 12:42:09 PM
4 votes:
When the only talent you have is your beauty, you are a piece of meat.

/same for atheletes
2013-04-26 12:22:10 PM
4 votes:
I love the Victoria's Secret statement at the end.  Basically, she won some stupid contest so we were obligated to give her a couple photoshoots.  We severed our business relationship with her after that even though she tried repeated to get additional work from us.  Sounds like some good old fashioned sour grapes and attention whoring.
2013-04-26 11:39:24 AM
4 votes:
Girls like this make me crazy.  They know what the modeling industry is all about and then are astonished when it turns out to be everything it says it is.
2013-04-26 03:55:51 PM
3 votes:
Christ.  It's the year 2013.  If you can't spend five minutes trawling the internet for information on the realities of the modeling industry, then you're an ignorant idiot.  That's why I have trouble believing the chick's story*.  I mean, 50 years ago, you could get away with that kind of naivete.  Now, the every media platform is two mouse clicks away from porn.  If you're over the age of 15 and don't understand that putting yourself in front of a camera is grounds for being denigrated by all the other monkeys with a basket of poo always waiting for the opportunity to fling it, you are, frankly, counting to potato.

*All right, look, I feel  bad, like absolutely  miserable not taking her side here.  Because human exploitation makes me angry as fark.  BUT if you're posing for Victoria's Secret, you can't possibly NOT know what you're getting into, what's expected of you, what you're going to wear (or not wear) or who your intended audience is...ignorance is no excuse.
2013-04-26 03:40:07 PM
3 votes:
Any 23-year old that thinks they've had enough life experiences to write a book has lost me anyways.
2013-04-27 06:09:22 AM
2 votes:
Clutch2013:

She also has a lot of pictures that look a lot better than the one you put up - including a couple from the same show as yours (the camera made someone look bad?  Impossible!).

Ok. Here's another one on google from the same show. There's the same stick arms; man hands, calves barely thicker than a forearm; razor sharp elbows that she could practically use as knives, and that hollowed face with the harsh jawline. And of course don't forget the bony upper chest that couldn't get any less soft and womanly if it had hair on it.

www.mensfitness.com

And here's one from another shoot. If women in this condition are attractive enough to model then those strung-out coke-heads I've seen at every dive strip joint really missed the boat!

www.howcelebritiesloseweight.com


Personally, I can appreciate a reasonably thin and/or muscular woman...

And so can I. Except this is NOT a reasonably thin woman. This is a drastically underweight woman with all the telltale signs. What she looks like when not modeling is not my concern. The point is someone at that VS show looked at this girl in such condition and thought she epitomizes femininity and sexuality!

But Iggy Pop?  Emaciated?  Seriously?

Yeah. Seriously. Look at those eye bleach photos of Iggy Pop in drag, then tell me with a straight face this chick looks less harsh and bony.

Frankly, if you're looking at her and thinking Iggy, you might want to go ahead and start reviewing what actually attracts you.

Dude, you're attracted to a thing that looks like a corpse dug up from a pool of spray tan, and you're telling me to reexamine my sexuality?:) Come on champ!
2013-04-26 05:55:58 PM
2 votes:

xkillyourfacex: She believes she is better off not modelling for Victoria Secret. This realization would have eluded her had she not won the competition and seen where that career was headed and what was in store for her personal mental health. So that is why God let her win. So she would reform and find a better life, I guess, one that she is happy with, so who are we to judge? And if what she says is true, it's better to be grateful to God for the circumstances surrounding her realization, which for all we know, by now, she is grateful she quit that life. She can choose whatever life she wants. We're not supposed to judge her for being a model, so we judge her for electing not to be a model? That is farked. Not surprisingly on Fark.


No we commend her for not wanting to model any more. Its a sleezy, soul crushing industry. We judge her for the abject stupidity in being the only person on earth  not knowing what modeling entails.
2013-04-26 03:38:27 PM
2 votes:

PillsHere: Some time in the late 90's or early 2000's they decided to go from a "classy" lingerie store for women to being a trashy Playboy wannabe that only provided spank material for men.


And they actually did a damn good job of it at first, until some genius there decided instead of catering to straight men it's better to showcase the skeletor look preferred by gay fashion designers! The first two pics below are from the early era, and the last is from 2012.

img.spokeo.com


static.screenweek.it

1.bp.blogspot.com

Seriously...who the fark approved of this last one!? Someone actually looked at this mummified corpse backstage and said "Oh yeah, the Walking Dead look! A spray-tanned bio lab skeleton! So much better than that crap we used to show before!" The only difference between this crackhead and the drag pics of Iggy Pop is he looked healthier and she looks more masculine.
2013-04-26 02:50:04 PM
2 votes:
I doubt that she was unfamiliar with Victoria's Secret, their product lines, or their marketing campaigns prior to signing up for the competition. Nobody forced her to sign up for the competition. Nobody forced her to cash their checks. And now she wants to whine about it in public. And get paid (again) for whining about it. Yikes. Some guy will be married to that some day. Good luck to him.
2013-04-26 02:30:32 PM
2 votes:
I like how quickly she goes from "I'm not a piece of meat" to "must... obey.... husband...."
2013-04-26 01:28:16 PM
2 votes:

jayhawk88: Wow that is just chock full of preciousness, isn't it?

That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men. It wasn't about modeling clothes anymore...God, why did you have me win the Victoria's Secret Angel competition if it was going to make me feel this way?...Bisutti recalls laying on a bed in little clothing while a photographer encouraged her to pose more provocatively...

Oh, and the coup de grace....

the 23-year-old

She doesn't even have any real problems yet, she's 23. Can you imagine the ton of bricks that is going to hit her when she turns 30?


When she starts getting older she will probably be shocked that nobody is sucking up to her anymore.
2013-04-26 12:18:03 PM
2 votes:

lordaction: If that is considered beautiful I want what you guys are smoking.  Way to Hispanish looking for my tastes.


6/10. You'll get at least one Studman69 pic and at least one other 26 minutes reference
2013-04-26 12:11:18 PM
2 votes:

Aarontology: "That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men. It wasn't about modeling clothes anymore; I felt like a piece of meat,"

What exactly did she think modeling was?


she was lied too!!
Oh wait, she volunteered to enter an online contest posing nude. well next to nude.
And NOW, after a few years of being well paid and meeting her rich husband, NOW she is upset?
fark HER
2013-04-26 11:47:55 AM
2 votes:

Aarontology: "That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men. It wasn't about modeling clothes anymore; I felt like a piece of meat,"

What exactly did she think modeling was?


I'm guessing she wasn't chosen for her brains.
2013-04-26 11:20:58 AM
2 votes:
"I felt like a piece of sweetened toast," Miss Biscotti dryly noted.
2013-04-26 10:36:14 AM
2 votes:
Come on over baby, I'll show you what being treated like a piece of meat really feels like.
2013-04-26 11:12:15 PM
1 votes:
""That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men."

Shut up you freaking moron.

Now show us your tits.
2013-04-26 09:37:44 PM
1 votes:
FTFA: Kylie Bisutti, a former model who won the Victoria's Secret Angel Search competition in 2009, does not have heavenly memories of her former employer.

In her new book "I'm No Angel," the 23-year-old claims she "felt like a piece of meat" working for Victoria's Secret and opted to trade in her lingerie for a quiet life in Montana.


She competed in the Victoria's Secret Angel Search competition. What kind of business, pray tell, did she think she was getting herself into?

Of course, at 23 she's much older and wiser than she was at 19, and it is a woman's prerogative to change her mind...
2013-04-26 09:33:06 PM
1 votes:

MOGGEE: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 214x235] [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 211x239] [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 244x207] [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 192x263]

I always like to throw some Demi Rose Mawby into the "Hottest Chick in the World" threads.


What happened to that chick's... everything?

I mean, there's something weird about that particular breast delivery system.
2013-04-26 08:34:56 PM
1 votes:
^ nah, they're just oversized bolt-ons looking even more freakish since the woman they're attached to is built like a small child.
2013-04-26 08:10:38 PM
1 votes:

MOGGEE: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 214x235] [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 211x239] [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 244x207] [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 192x263]

I always like to throw some Demi Rose Mawby into the "Hottest Chick in the World" threads.


i don't ever do this, but it's friday and i am still at work, so...

that is not good.

strictly my paunchy, 45 year old opinion.
2013-04-26 07:58:16 PM
1 votes:
i grow weary of airbrushed vapid implants
kab
2013-04-26 06:09:49 PM
1 votes:
"That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men."

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are ya?
2013-04-26 06:07:56 PM
1 votes:

Aarontology: "That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men. It wasn't about modeling clothes anymore; I felt like a piece of meat,"

What exactly did she think modeling was?


Lol. It always amazes me that women play innocent or dumb about such things. We all know that they know better.
dont know who they think they're fooling.

like a stripper that actually thinks shes being artistic.
Either full of shiat or retarted.
2013-04-26 05:10:44 PM
1 votes:
She believes she is better off not modelling for Victoria Secret. This realization would have eluded her had she not won the competition and seen where that career was headed and what was in store for her personal mental health. So that is why God let her win. So she would reform and find a better life, I guess, one that she is happy with, so who are we to judge? And if what she says is true, it's better to be grateful to God for the circumstances surrounding her realization, which for all we know, by now, she is grateful she quit that life. She can choose whatever life she wants. We're not supposed to judge her for being a model, so we judge her for electing not to be a model? That is farked. Not surprisingly on Fark.
2013-04-26 04:13:36 PM
1 votes:

ristst: PillsHere: Some time in the late 90's or early 2000's they decided to go from a "classy" lingerie store for women to being a trashy Playboy wannabe that only provided spank material for men.

Wait...isn't this backwards?  My ex-wife had a subscription to VS catalogs in the late 80's, and those things were basically soft-core porn back then.  Tons of teh nekkid-ness....lotsa see-thoughs, nips, butt cracks, and on and on.  All that has changed....it's all gone now, you look at a VS catalog and it's extremely clean.  Anything remotely related to a nipple is photoshopped out, no nekkid-ness at all on display.  Plus the one catalog I saw had a lot of other stuff, like bed linens, comforters, pillows, etc.

Unless there's a porn version of the catalog as well as the clean version...in that case I stand corrected.  But the catalog I saw recently was NOTHING like the ones from the 80s.

/man, I used to *love* those catalogs....


I think the difference was back then it was geared more towards women so they would show how the product actually appeared while wearing it.  None of their products were geared/marketed towards teen girls or marketing that was geared towards boys/men.  The catalogs in the 80's had a certain level of class, no cute suggestive sayings on the panties, models didn't look like they were 12yrs old (in the face).
2013-04-26 03:50:48 PM
1 votes:

Blathering Idjut: Any 23-year old that thinks they've had enough life experiences to write a book has lost me anyways.


Yeah if my 23 year old self started to preach at me about something I would probably laugh and pat him on the head and say "Boy you got some catching up to do."  I would probably do that at any 23 year old in fact.
2013-04-26 03:46:42 PM
1 votes:
Religion isn't fun if you can't preach and judge all the time.
2013-04-26 03:33:17 PM
1 votes:

Fear_and_Loathing: I bet she cashed the checks.


Sure she did.  She cashed enough of the checks to retire to a quiet life in Montana at twenty-three years old.  Good on her, I say.  The whole "dedicating her life to God" is a shame, but whatever makes someone happy.
2013-04-26 02:54:11 PM
1 votes:

Aarontology: "That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men. It wasn't about modeling clothes anymore; I felt like a piece of meat,"

What exactly did she think modeling was?


well that and giving other woman a pseudo-reason to feel inferior.
2013-04-26 02:53:01 PM
1 votes:
This won't be popular here, but I'm going to have to somewhat agree with her here.  Only because I have a problem with Victoria's Secret advertising campaign.  I know what you're thinking, but honestly, it's a little insulting that they advertise to men when they sell products made almost exclusively for women (and some trannies).  I realize that men will buy lingerie for their wives or girlfriends, but the amount of men buying vs. women has got to be a lot lower.  Some time in the late 90's or early 2000's they decided to go from a "classy" lingerie store for women to being a trashy Playboy wannabe that only provided spank material for men. Seems like it's working out for them though so whatever, but I can kind of see where she's coming from, although she's a complete idiot if she didn't know this about the brand going into it at this point in time.  Either way, I have no respect for someone who would throw away such a good opportunity.
2013-04-26 02:41:34 PM
1 votes:
OK, I get the picture. Your nappy little dugout is too good for anyone but your husband.
And the football team in school.
And Tiger Woods.
And that cabbie from Russia.
And those two guys on spring break in Cancun.
2013-04-26 02:20:25 PM
1 votes:

lordaction: If that is considered beautiful I want what you guys are smoking.  Way to Hispanish looking for my tastes.


Is there any thread you won't troll?
2013-04-26 02:13:10 PM
1 votes:

browneye: Victoria's Secret released a statement to People, saying:

"Ms. Bisutti has made numerous fabrications and misstatements of fact regarding her brief association with Victoria's Secret. In 2009, Ms. Bisutti won an online amateur modeling competition and hasn't worked for us since that year. The prize for the winning contestant was the unique opportunity to a one-time walk in the 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Ms. Bisutti also participated in a swim photo shoot in 2009. That was the extent of Ms. Bisutti's involvement with Victoria's Secret. She was never a Victoria's Secret 'Angel' as defined by the terms of our Angel model contract. And contrary to Ms. Bisutti's claims, she was never offered any subsequent modeling contracts or opportunities with Victoria's Secret despite her multiple appeals for further work. She has repeatedly fabricated her work experience with Victoria's Secret - including a relationship that simply did not exist."

Oh.....she's one of those type of Christians.  <SIGH>


I would be more inclined to believe her side 100% if she quit and didn't write a book. but when do farkers 100% believe a corporations press release?

I don't buy the argument that she knew what she was getting into when she won the contest.  She sees these gorgeous models wearing lingerie she wears/likes and says "hey I can do that".  At some point during the photo shoots it dawns on her that this is basically soft core porn.   How many of us have taken a job worked it for a bit and realized, "this isn't what I thought I signed up for" and quit. 

I think the real shame here is there appears to be a market for her book.
2013-04-26 01:56:21 PM
1 votes:

Wartime Consiglieri: ten foiled hats: Wartime Consiglieri: Anyone who likes something like this probably jacks off to she-male porn.

Does this fall under NTTAWWT, or is this where we collectively, as Farkers, draw the line?

I personally couldn't care less if people jack off to she-males. I'm just sick of reading that for a chick to look hot she has to be built like Iggy Pop in drag.


which btw is pretty hawt.

www.egodialogues.com
2013-04-26 01:47:06 PM
1 votes:
Victoria's Secret released a statement to People, saying:

"Ms. Bisutti has made numerous fabrications and misstatements of fact regarding her brief association with Victoria's Secret. In 2009, Ms. Bisutti won an online amateur modeling competition and hasn't worked for us since that year. The prize for the winning contestant was the unique opportunity to a one-time walk in the 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Ms. Bisutti also participated in a swim photo shoot in 2009. That was the extent of Ms. Bisutti's involvement with Victoria's Secret. She was never a Victoria's Secret 'Angel' as defined by the terms of our Angel model contract. And contrary to Ms. Bisutti's claims, she was never offered any subsequent modeling contracts or opportunities with Victoria's Secret despite her multiple appeals for further work. She has repeatedly fabricated her work experience with Victoria's Secret - including a relationship that simply did not exist."


Oh.....she's one of those type of Christians.  <SIGH>
2013-04-26 01:43:13 PM
1 votes:
It sounds like she won a contest. After the contest thing she tried to get more jobs through VS and they decline to hire her for anymore gigs. So, she 'quit'. After various attempts to do more lingerie modeling. Then jesus.
2013-04-26 01:36:49 PM
1 votes:

namatad: "Now that I am done being a WHORE, I will speak out against whores and the whore industry."


That's always the progression, isn't it?
2013-04-26 01:35:22 PM
1 votes:

ten foiled hats: Wartime Consiglieri: Anyone who likes something like this probably jacks off to she-male porn.

Does this fall under NTTAWWT, or is this where we collectively, as Farkers, draw the line?


I personally couldn't care less if people jack off to she-males. I'm just sick of reading that for a chick to look hot she has to be built like Iggy Pop in drag.
2013-04-26 01:34:18 PM
1 votes:
Do you think she developed any other marketable skills besides looking hot? I'm guessing no. But I guess that still leaves trophy wife as a career option.
2013-04-26 01:21:54 PM
1 votes:

Pentaxian: Didn't Crissy Moran do something similar? Starred in a bunch of porn and then went fundie and tried to get all of the movies and pictures off of the Internet. You can see her success at doing that by GISing her name.


We lost Erica Campbell to the born-agains.  I'm still grieving.
2013-04-26 01:21:44 PM
1 votes:
Did god also make her get implants?
2013-04-26 01:21:15 PM
1 votes:
Wow, she's..... ugly.
2013-04-26 01:19:27 PM
1 votes:
Wow that is just chock full of preciousness, isn't it?

That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men. It wasn't about modeling clothes anymore...God, why did you have me win the Victoria's Secret Angel competition if it was going to make me feel this way?...Bisutti recalls laying on a bed in little clothing while a photographer encouraged her to pose more provocatively...

Oh, and the coup de grace....

the 23-year-old

She doesn't even have any real problems yet, she's 23. Can you imagine the ton of bricks that is going to hit her when she turns 30?
2013-04-26 01:13:44 PM
1 votes:
Didn't Crissy Moran do something similar? Starred in a bunch of porn and then went fundie and tried to get all of the movies and pictures off of the Internet. You can see her success at doing that by GISing her name.
2013-04-26 12:58:32 PM
1 votes:

brap: "I felt like a piece of sweetened toast," Miss Biscotti dryly noted.


All that toast and no jelly!
2013-04-26 12:58:29 PM
1 votes:
Anyone who likes something like this probably jacks off to she-male porn. Her rough facial structure is only overshadowed by those hideous arms and hands!

I mean look at those veiny, bony hands for farks sake! The only thing less feminine is a handlebar mustache.

img341.imageshack.us
2013-04-26 12:38:33 PM
1 votes:
I have know idea, so here is a chick dressed as an angel.

img826.imageshack.us
2013-04-26 12:35:55 PM
1 votes:
SIll trade lives with her any day. She can manage the loading dock here and get chewed out if something is five min late and I will take her gobs of cash and legions of ass kissers that are at my beck and call.

/twat waffle
2013-04-26 12:22:25 PM
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Come on over baby, I'll show you what being treated like a piece of meat really feels like.


And this guy knows.  Look at his political leanings in the politics tab. (Hint: Rapepublican)
2013-04-26 12:18:45 PM
1 votes:
<b>ftfa</b><i>: I'm not honoring my husband.</i>

And right there is where you can stop reading.

Isolated incident. Overzealous born-again Christian.
2013-04-26 12:18:44 PM
1 votes:
biatch if I wanted your opinion I'd take my dick out of your mouth.
2013-04-26 12:15:07 PM
1 votes:
She's not even that hot, I mean, she looks like she lacks class.
2013-04-26 11:47:23 AM
1 votes:

brap: "I felt like a piece of sweetened toast," Miss Biscotti dryly noted.


"That was fast," Tom said swiftly
 
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