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2013-04-26 11:42:56 PM  

Trocadero: [www4.images.coolspotters.com image 300x450]
Laetitia Casta was the greatest Victoria's Secret model of all time. OF ALL TIME.


www.mtv.com
 
2013-04-26 11:51:42 PM  

Wartime Consiglieri: Clutch2013:

I've never seen a ribcage that looked like a six-pack.

When the rest of her parts look burrowed from mummified cadavers I couldn't care less about her "six pack". And if six-packs were that important to me I wouldn't be looking at chicks in the first place. A toned stomach don't mean crap when the girl looks like the crypt keeper.


Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and she does approach the thin side of the spectrum, I'll grant you that.

That said, of all the pictures out there of models who look like death twice reheated, you pick one who's frankly quite a ways from that point. She doesn't look like someone auditioning for Schindler's List II: Goebbels Strikes Back. She looks like she could spend a few less days a month maintaining her physique, and for all I know, she probably does just that away from the catwalk.
 
2013-04-27 12:23:34 AM  
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/kylie-bisutti-slammed-victorias-secret-she- n ever-angel-164500692-us-weekly.html

According to victoria's secret, she was never an angel, and only had to small gigs with them.
 
2013-04-27 12:29:21 AM  
www.mtv.com

...........................................Imma let you finish...................................................Dat Ass!
 
2013-04-27 12:35:47 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: PillsHere: This won't be popular here, but I'm going to have to somewhat agree with her here.  Only because I have a problem with Victoria's Secret advertising campaign.  I know what you're thinking, but honestly, it's a little insulting that they advertise to men when they sell products made almost exclusively for women (and some trannies).  I realize that men will buy lingerie for their wives or girlfriends, but the amount of men buying vs. women has got to be a lot lower.  Some time in the late 90's or early 2000's they decided to go from a "classy" lingerie store for women to being a trashy Playboy wannabe that only provided spank material for men. Seems like it's working out for them though so whatever, but I can kind of see where she's coming from, although she's a complete idiot if she didn't know this about the brand going into it at this point in time.  Either way, I have no respect for someone who would throw away such a good opportunity.

Women want men -> Women think that men want Victoria Secret models -> women emulate VS models

Really not that hard to figure out.


It's not that I don't understand the logic, it's that their advertising doesn't particularly appeal to me as a potential consumer of their products.  I won't lie though, I still buy their bras because they are the best I've had and last longer than others (usually).
 
2013-04-27 12:52:36 AM  
Clutch2013:

Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and she does approach the thin side of the spectrum, I'll grant you that.

Come on dude. She approaches the thin side of the spectrum?:) Yeah, kinda like how Melissa McCarthy approaches the thick side! This girl is showing most signs of emaciation. She's repulsive frankly. That much bone showing on a woman's body sets off all kinds of evolutionary warning signs of illness, starvation and infertility.

That said, of all the pictures out there of models who look like death twice reheated, you pick one who's frankly quite a ways from that point. She doesn't look like someone auditioning for Schindler's List II: Goebbels Strikes Back.

Um...actually that's pretty much how she looks. I'm sure she exercises but people don't look this bony from reasonable exercise. This is pretty much starvation. The fact that some runway models are even worse is a reflection of the insanity of the fashion industry and not a defense of this chick. Take away the spray tan and the bolt-ons, and what you're left with is a mess that makes Iggy look soft and cuddly in comparison! She doesn't even look like she belongs to the same gender as the two women posted above her. They look fresh, toned, healthy, feminine...she looks like she eats one apple a day and then runs to the bathroom to puke.
 
2013-04-27 01:30:09 AM  
I never knew silicone was considered meat.
 
2013-04-27 02:11:12 AM  

AutumnWind: This article made me think she is kinda annoying, but I googled her and found another article and now her decision makes more sense to me and she doesn't seem so crazy.  http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/04/kylie-bisutti-on-modeling-s t arvation-posing-topless-selling-sex/


The problem is, that she claims she didn't realize any of this stuff beforehand. She's basically a less sleazy version of Shelley Lubben. At least she isn't blaming VS for her herpes and HPV, despite the decade plus of prostitution, drug addiction and alcoholism.
 
2013-04-27 02:15:38 AM  

Wartime Consiglieri: Clutch2013:

Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and she does approach the thin side of the spectrum, I'll grant you that.

Come on dude. She approaches the thin side of the spectrum?:) Yeah, kinda like how Melissa McCarthy approaches the thick side! This girl is showing most signs of emaciation. She's repulsive frankly. That much bone showing on a woman's body sets off all kinds of evolutionary warning signs of illness, starvation and infertility.

That said, of all the pictures out there of models who look like death twice reheated, you pick one who's frankly quite a ways from that point. She doesn't look like someone auditioning for Schindler's List II: Goebbels Strikes Back.

Um...actually that's pretty much how she looks. I'm sure she exercises but people don't look this bony from reasonable exercise. This is pretty much starvation. The fact that some runway models are even worse is a reflection of the insanity of the fashion industry and not a defense of this chick. Take away the spray tan and the bolt-ons, and what you're left with is a mess that makes Iggy look soft and cuddly in comparison! She doesn't even look like she belongs to the same gender as the two women posted above her. They look fresh, toned, healthy, feminine...she looks like she eats one apple a day and then runs to the bathroom to puke.


OK, so I actually bothered to look up who it is we're debating.  Her name, if I'm not mistaken, is Izabel Goulart.  Searching her reveals...well, just what I thought.  She's thin, and she exercises a lot.  She also has a lot of pictures that look a lot better than the one you put up - including a couple from the same show as yours (the camera made someone look bad?  Impossible!).  Also, according to her Twitter, she does eat some, including pizza.  I didn't check too far into that, though, because even for a five minute search, it was starting to get stalkerish.

So she's no Laetitia or late '90s Tyra.  Few women are.  And she's not your type - fine.  Personally, I can appreciate a reasonably thin and/or muscular woman just as much as I do the chubbier/fatter ones, and everyone in between.

But Iggy Pop?  Emaciated?  Seriously?  Frankly, if you're looking at her and thinking Iggy, you might want to go ahead and start reviewing what actually attracts you.
 
2013-04-27 04:35:41 AM  

give me doughnuts: Iggy Pop is a beef-jerky golem.


He's more jerky than human, now. Twisted and evil.
 
2013-04-27 06:09:22 AM  
Clutch2013:

She also has a lot of pictures that look a lot better than the one you put up - including a couple from the same show as yours (the camera made someone look bad?  Impossible!).

Ok. Here's another one on google from the same show. There's the same stick arms; man hands, calves barely thicker than a forearm; razor sharp elbows that she could practically use as knives, and that hollowed face with the harsh jawline. And of course don't forget the bony upper chest that couldn't get any less soft and womanly if it had hair on it.

www.mensfitness.com

And here's one from another shoot. If women in this condition are attractive enough to model then those strung-out coke-heads I've seen at every dive strip joint really missed the boat!

www.howcelebritiesloseweight.com


Personally, I can appreciate a reasonably thin and/or muscular woman...

And so can I. Except this is NOT a reasonably thin woman. This is a drastically underweight woman with all the telltale signs. What she looks like when not modeling is not my concern. The point is someone at that VS show looked at this girl in such condition and thought she epitomizes femininity and sexuality!

But Iggy Pop?  Emaciated?  Seriously?

Yeah. Seriously. Look at those eye bleach photos of Iggy Pop in drag, then tell me with a straight face this chick looks less harsh and bony.

Frankly, if you're looking at her and thinking Iggy, you might want to go ahead and start reviewing what actually attracts you.

Dude, you're attracted to a thing that looks like a corpse dug up from a pool of spray tan, and you're telling me to reexamine my sexuality?:) Come on champ!
 
2013-04-27 07:54:40 AM  

MOGGEE: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 214x235] [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 211x239] [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 244x207] [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 192x263]

I always like to throw some Demi Rose Mawby into the "Hottest Chick in the World" threads.


She is absolutely adorable, what a face!  She doesn't need her big boobies to be stupendously gorgeous as she is, either.
 
2013-04-27 08:20:33 AM  

Slaves2Darkness: biatch if I wanted your opinion I'd take my dick out of your mouth.


2nded
 
2013-04-27 09:05:10 AM  

Trocadero: [www4.images.coolspotters.com image 300x450]
Laetitia Casta was the greatest Victoria's Secret model of all time. OF ALL TIME.


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2013-04-27 09:23:57 AM  

Wartime Consiglieri: Clutch2013:

She also has a lot of pictures that look a lot better than the one you put up - including a couple from the same show as yours (the camera made someone look bad?  Impossible!).

Ok. Here's another one on google from the same show. There's the same stick arms; man hands, calves barely thicker than a forearm; razor sharp elbows that she could practically use as knives, and that hollowed face with the harsh jawline. And of course don't forget the bony upper chest that couldn't get any less soft and womanly if it had hair on it.

[www.mensfitness.com image 481x722]

And here's one from another shoot. If women in this condition are attractive enough to model then those strung-out coke-heads I've seen at every dive strip joint really missed the boat!

[www.howcelebritiesloseweight.com image 300x404]


Personally, I can appreciate a reasonably thin and/or muscular woman...

And so can I. Except this is NOT a reasonably thin woman. This is a drastically underweight woman with all the telltale signs. What she looks like when not modeling is not my concern. The point is someone at that VS show looked at this girl in such condition and thought she epitomizes femininity and sexuality!

But Iggy Pop?  Emaciated?  Seriously?

Yeah. Seriously. Look at those eye bleach photos of Iggy Pop in drag, then tell me with a straight face this chick looks less harsh and bony.

Frankly, if you're looking at her and thinking Iggy, you might want to go ahead and start reviewing what actually attracts you.

Dude, you're attracted to a thing that looks like a corpse dug up from a pool of spray tan, and you're telling me to reexamine my sexuality?:) Come on champ!


www.foxandjanesalon.com

What Google and Bing consider a "corpse dug up from a pool of spray tan" to look like.

And to answer your question, no, I'm not terribly attracted to her.  As I stated previously, she's a little thin for my tastes.  But I'm also going to be fair and not draw a comparison to a man who's probably spent 95% of his life giving Death the finger by consuming every known military-grade narcotic known to man.  I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree.
 
2013-04-27 03:54:44 PM  

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I always like to throw some Demi Rose Mawby into the "Hottest Chick in the World" threads.


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