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2013-04-26 01:21:15 PM
Wow, she's..... ugly.
 
2013-04-26 01:21:44 PM
Did god also make her get implants?
 
2013-04-26 01:21:54 PM

Pentaxian: Didn't Crissy Moran do something similar? Starred in a bunch of porn and then went fundie and tried to get all of the movies and pictures off of the Internet. You can see her success at doing that by GISing her name.


We lost Erica Campbell to the born-agains.  I'm still grieving.
 
2013-04-26 01:25:46 PM
Has anyone made a reference to giving her their meat? If not, I'd like to be the first. Let me know. Thanks.
 
2013-04-26 01:28:16 PM

jayhawk88: Wow that is just chock full of preciousness, isn't it?

That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men. It wasn't about modeling clothes anymore...God, why did you have me win the Victoria's Secret Angel competition if it was going to make me feel this way?...Bisutti recalls laying on a bed in little clothing while a photographer encouraged her to pose more provocatively...

Oh, and the coup de grace....

the 23-year-old

She doesn't even have any real problems yet, she's 23. Can you imagine the ton of bricks that is going to hit her when she turns 30?


When she starts getting older she will probably be shocked that nobody is sucking up to her anymore.
 
2013-04-26 01:34:18 PM
Do you think she developed any other marketable skills besides looking hot? I'm guessing no. But I guess that still leaves trophy wife as a career option.
 
2013-04-26 01:35:22 PM

ten foiled hats: Wartime Consiglieri: Anyone who likes something like this probably jacks off to she-male porn.

Does this fall under NTTAWWT, or is this where we collectively, as Farkers, draw the line?


I personally couldn't care less if people jack off to she-males. I'm just sick of reading that for a chick to look hot she has to be built like Iggy Pop in drag.
 
2013-04-26 01:36:49 PM

namatad: "Now that I am done being a WHORE, I will speak out against whores and the whore industry."


That's always the progression, isn't it?
 
2013-04-26 01:43:13 PM
It sounds like she won a contest. After the contest thing she tried to get more jobs through VS and they decline to hire her for anymore gigs. So, she 'quit'. After various attempts to do more lingerie modeling. Then jesus.
 
2013-04-26 01:47:06 PM
Victoria's Secret released a statement to People, saying:

"Ms. Bisutti has made numerous fabrications and misstatements of fact regarding her brief association with Victoria's Secret. In 2009, Ms. Bisutti won an online amateur modeling competition and hasn't worked for us since that year. The prize for the winning contestant was the unique opportunity to a one-time walk in the 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Ms. Bisutti also participated in a swim photo shoot in 2009. That was the extent of Ms. Bisutti's involvement with Victoria's Secret. She was never a Victoria's Secret 'Angel' as defined by the terms of our Angel model contract. And contrary to Ms. Bisutti's claims, she was never offered any subsequent modeling contracts or opportunities with Victoria's Secret despite her multiple appeals for further work. She has repeatedly fabricated her work experience with Victoria's Secret - including a relationship that simply did not exist."


Oh.....she's one of those type of Christians.  <SIGH>
 
2013-04-26 01:47:22 PM

JohnBigBootay: It sounds like she won a contest. After the contest thing she tried to get more jobs through VS and they decline to hire her for anymore gigs. So, she 'quit'. After various attempts to do more lingerie modeling. Then jesus.


Jesus saves. Just, you know, not necessarily on the standard-issue timeline.
 
2013-04-26 01:56:21 PM

Wartime Consiglieri: ten foiled hats: Wartime Consiglieri: Anyone who likes something like this probably jacks off to she-male porn.

Does this fall under NTTAWWT, or is this where we collectively, as Farkers, draw the line?

I personally couldn't care less if people jack off to she-males. I'm just sick of reading that for a chick to look hot she has to be built like Iggy Pop in drag.


which btw is pretty hawt.

www.egodialogues.com
 
2013-04-26 02:02:57 PM
Oh those are *lovely*.  Now I'm scarred for life.

/off to store for some eye bleach
//if I can see to get to the car
 
2013-04-26 02:03:06 PM

Wartime Consiglieri: ten foiled hats: Wartime Consiglieri: Anyone who likes something like this probably jacks off to she-male porn.

Does this fall under NTTAWWT, or is this where we collectively, as Farkers, draw the line?

I personally couldn't care less if people jack off to she-males. I'm just sick of reading that for a chick to look hot she has to be built like Iggy Pop in drag.


So you never found Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress to play a girl bunny?

(I kid, point taken, and I agree, as a matter of fact.  Iggy f*cking rules, but um...would not hit.)
 
2013-04-26 02:04:17 PM

Skarekrough: namatad: "Now that I am done being a WHORE, I will speak out against whores and the whore industry."

That's always the progression, isn't it?


Worked for Dick Cheney
 
2013-04-26 02:09:04 PM
makes a hell of a pot of beans.

www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-04-26 02:09:43 PM
So she married some poor cowpoke in Montana?
 
2013-04-26 02:13:10 PM

browneye: Victoria's Secret released a statement to People, saying:

"Ms. Bisutti has made numerous fabrications and misstatements of fact regarding her brief association with Victoria's Secret. In 2009, Ms. Bisutti won an online amateur modeling competition and hasn't worked for us since that year. The prize for the winning contestant was the unique opportunity to a one-time walk in the 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Ms. Bisutti also participated in a swim photo shoot in 2009. That was the extent of Ms. Bisutti's involvement with Victoria's Secret. She was never a Victoria's Secret 'Angel' as defined by the terms of our Angel model contract. And contrary to Ms. Bisutti's claims, she was never offered any subsequent modeling contracts or opportunities with Victoria's Secret despite her multiple appeals for further work. She has repeatedly fabricated her work experience with Victoria's Secret - including a relationship that simply did not exist."

Oh.....she's one of those type of Christians.  <SIGH>


I would be more inclined to believe her side 100% if she quit and didn't write a book. but when do farkers 100% believe a corporations press release?

I don't buy the argument that she knew what she was getting into when she won the contest.  She sees these gorgeous models wearing lingerie she wears/likes and says "hey I can do that".  At some point during the photo shoots it dawns on her that this is basically soft core porn.   How many of us have taken a job worked it for a bit and realized, "this isn't what I thought I signed up for" and quit. 

I think the real shame here is there appears to be a market for her book.
 
2013-04-26 02:14:36 PM
I didn't know that pieces of meat have feelings.
 
2013-04-26 02:15:56 PM

Sass-O-Rev: I didn't know that pieces of meat have feelings.


Now  the PETA models are coming for you
 
2013-04-26 02:19:32 PM
I can just imagine male underwear models saying something like "I wish I could make that kind of money."
 
2013-04-26 02:19:35 PM

johnny queso: makes a hell of a pot of beans.

[www.blogcdn.com image 452x357]


Stupid farking white man.
 
2013-04-26 02:20:25 PM

lordaction: If that is considered beautiful I want what you guys are smoking.  Way to Hispanish looking for my tastes.


Is there any thread you won't troll?
 
2013-04-26 02:27:23 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Come on over baby, I'll show you what being treated like a piece of meat really feels like.


About fifteen seconds?.
 
2013-04-26 02:28:40 PM
I don't usually trot out the word 'dingbat', but somehow the usual 'dumb biatch' didn't convey the absurdity of this dingbat's dumb biatch complaints.
 
2013-04-26 02:30:32 PM
I like how quickly she goes from "I'm not a piece of meat" to "must... obey.... husband...."
 
2013-04-26 02:30:38 PM

Ed Grubermann: lordaction: If that is considered beautiful I want what you guys are smoking.  Way to Hispanish looking for my tastes.

Is there any thread you won't troll?


It blows my mind how you  assume that somebody who isn't brainwashed by the cultural marxists is a troll.  God has blessed me with strong mind and I do my best to stick up for my Christian principles.  Sorry if that offends you.
 
2013-04-26 02:34:00 PM

Cheron: namatad: "Bisutti states that she will only choose wholesome jobs that will honor her Christian beliefs "

Sounds like buyers remorse.  She was a model, she entered into a competition to find a model for a well known lingerie company and she modeled lingerie.  Now that she has stronger religious beliefs she shouldn't be blaming other people she should be say how and why she has changed.  No different than blaming the bartender no that you don't drink, you did and you need to take responsibility


this
but we dont take responsibility in america anymore
that wouldnt sell her book

I thought christian values required you to ADMIT your "sins" and to OWN them
not attack others who helped you "SIN" ...

must suck to be a fake christian
with such HAWT HAWT HAWT tits

how many kids does she have?
pretty sure that most serious christians have problems with birth control and families not having bunches of children.
is she only having the FUN FUN selfish kind of sex with her husband?
or is she only being a PRUDE some of the time?
is her husband allowed to look at porn?
 
2013-04-26 02:41:34 PM
OK, I get the picture. Your nappy little dugout is too good for anyone but your husband.
And the football team in school.
And Tiger Woods.
And that cabbie from Russia.
And those two guys on spring break in Cancun.
 
2013-04-26 02:44:51 PM

Waldo Pepper: browneye: Victoria's Secret released a statement to People, saying:

"Ms. Bisutti has made numerous fabrications and misstatements of fact regarding her brief association with Victoria's Secret. In 2009, Ms. Bisutti won an online amateur modeling competition and hasn't worked for us since that year. The prize for the winning contestant was the unique opportunity to a one-time walk in the 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Ms. Bisutti also participated in a swim photo shoot in 2009. That was the extent of Ms. Bisutti's involvement with Victoria's Secret. She was never a Victoria's Secret 'Angel' as defined by the terms of our Angel model contract. And contrary to Ms. Bisutti's claims, she was never offered any subsequent modeling contracts or opportunities with Victoria's Secret despite her multiple appeals for further work. She has repeatedly fabricated her work experience with Victoria's Secret - including a relationship that simply did not exist."

Oh.....she's one of those type of Christians.  <SIGH>

I would be more inclined to believe her side 100% if she quit and didn't write a book. but when do farkers 100% believe a corporations press release?


The excerpt at the Post certainly seems to support her story over the VS Press Release - she doesn't appear to be fabricating a relationship with VS. Instead, the shoot that made her leave modeling was for FHM.

I don't buy the argument that she knew what she was getting into when she won the contest.  She sees these gorgeous models wearing lingerie she wears/likes and says "hey I can do that".  At some point during the photo shoots it dawns on her that this is basically soft core porn.   How many of us have taken a job worked it for a bit and realized, "this isn't what I thought I signed up for" and quit.

Seems that way. She went from wanting to be a runway model to being a VS model, which is still at least runway-ish, to "modeling" lingerie for FHM and Maxim, who aren't even in the fashion industry.
 
2013-04-26 02:47:06 PM

Pentaxian: Didn't Crissy Moran do something similar? Starred in a bunch of porn and then went fundie and tried to get all of the movies and pictures off of the Internet. You can see her success at doing that by GISing her name.


At least Crissy Moran didn't go full on Shelley Lubben.
 
2013-04-26 02:50:04 PM
I doubt that she was unfamiliar with Victoria's Secret, their product lines, or their marketing campaigns prior to signing up for the competition. Nobody forced her to sign up for the competition. Nobody forced her to cash their checks. And now she wants to whine about it in public. And get paid (again) for whining about it. Yikes. Some guy will be married to that some day. Good luck to him.
 
2013-04-26 02:53:01 PM
This won't be popular here, but I'm going to have to somewhat agree with her here.  Only because I have a problem with Victoria's Secret advertising campaign.  I know what you're thinking, but honestly, it's a little insulting that they advertise to men when they sell products made almost exclusively for women (and some trannies).  I realize that men will buy lingerie for their wives or girlfriends, but the amount of men buying vs. women has got to be a lot lower.  Some time in the late 90's or early 2000's they decided to go from a "classy" lingerie store for women to being a trashy Playboy wannabe that only provided spank material for men. Seems like it's working out for them though so whatever, but I can kind of see where she's coming from, although she's a complete idiot if she didn't know this about the brand going into it at this point in time.  Either way, I have no respect for someone who would throw away such a good opportunity.
 
2013-04-26 02:53:35 PM

Cybernetic: I doubt that she was unfamiliar with Victoria's Secret, their product lines, or their marketing campaigns prior to signing up for the competition. Nobody forced her to sign up for the competition. Nobody forced her to cash their checks. And now she wants to whine about it in public. And get paid (again) for whining about it. Yikes. Some guy will be married to that some day. Good luck to him.


From Wiki:
She later said lingerie modeling conflicted with her Christian values: "My body should only be for my husband and it's just a sacred thing."Bisutti states that she will only choose wholesome jobs that will honor her Christian beliefs.
//poor guy, such a hot piece of ass and he will spend most of his time praying for it
 
2013-04-26 02:54:11 PM

Aarontology: "That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men. It wasn't about modeling clothes anymore; I felt like a piece of meat,"

What exactly did she think modeling was?


well that and giving other woman a pseudo-reason to feel inferior.
 
2013-04-26 02:56:53 PM

Cybernetic: I doubt that she was unfamiliar with Victoria's Secret, their product lines, or their marketing campaigns prior to signing up for the competition. Nobody forced her to sign up for the competition. Nobody forced her to cash their checks. And now she wants to whine about it in public. And get paid (again) for whining about it. Yikes. Some guy will be married to that some day. Good luck to him.


Know how I know you didn't read the article or the excerpt?
 
2013-04-26 02:58:36 PM

ten foiled hats: (And we're greatful for Hippo's contributions...some more than others, but greatful just the same.)


meh. different strokes for different folk and all that.

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If that's wrong I don't want to be right.
 
2013-04-26 02:59:58 PM
I was in my bedroom and dropped to my knees and started to pray. 'God, why did you have me win the Victoria's Secret Angel competition if it was going to make me feel this way? I'm not honoring my husband. I just want answers!'"

That's how I can tell she's a moran.
 
2013-04-26 03:04:30 PM

Sofa King Smart: Wartime Consiglieri: ten foiled hats: Wartime Consiglieri: Anyone who likes something like this probably jacks off to she-male porn.

Does this fall under NTTAWWT, or is this where we collectively, as Farkers, draw the line?

I personally couldn't care less if people jack off to she-males. I'm just sick of reading that for a chick to look hot she has to be built like Iggy Pop in drag.

which btw is pretty hawt.

[www.egodialogues.com image 800x656]



Iggy Pop is a beef-jerky golem.
 
2013-04-26 03:06:42 PM
I'm trying to find a fark to give... nope.
 
2013-04-26 03:10:50 PM

PillsHere: This won't be popular here, but I'm going to have to somewhat agree with her here.  Only because I have a problem with Victoria's Secret advertising campaign.  I know what you're thinking, but honestly, it's a little insulting that they advertise to men when they sell products made almost exclusively for women (and some trannies).  I realize that men will buy lingerie for their wives or girlfriends, but the amount of men buying vs. women has got to be a lot lower.  Some time in the late 90's or early 2000's they decided to go from a "classy" lingerie store for women to being a trashy Playboy wannabe that only provided spank material for men. Seems like it's working out for them though so whatever, but I can kind of see where she's coming from, although she's a complete idiot if she didn't know this about the brand going into it at this point in time.  Either way, I have no respect for someone who would throw away such a good opportunity.


Women want men -> Women think that men want Victoria Secret models -> women emulate VS models

Really not that hard to figure out.
 
2013-04-26 03:13:09 PM
Sounds like she was expected to the exact sort of thing you expect lingerie models to go through.  Was she groped?  What she insulted?  Did they overwork her?  Did they seize her passport (wait, she's American, so nvm)?  Did they force her to do things outside her contract?

I've read plenty of stories of women who abused by the sex trade - trafficked prostitutes, strippers, porn stars, low-pay fashion models, etc.  Some of those stories make my stomach churn, but this one does not.  The only argument this woman puts forward is that she suddenly realized God doesn't like her being slutty in front of a camera.
 
2013-04-26 03:14:18 PM

PillsHere: This won't be popular here, but I'm going to have to somewhat agree with her here.  Only because I have a problem with Victoria's Secret advertising campaign.  I know what you're thinking, but honestly, it's a little insulting that they advertise to men when they sell products made almost exclusively for women (and some trannies).  I realize that men will buy lingerie for their wives or girlfriends, but the amount of men buying vs. women has got to be a lot lower.  Some time in the late 90's or early 2000's they decided to go from a "classy" lingerie store for women to being a trashy Playboy wannabe that only provided spank material for men. Seems like it's working out for them though so whatever, but I can kind of see where she's coming from, although she's a complete idiot if she didn't know this about the brand going into it at this point in time.  Either way, I have no respect for someone who would throw away such a good opportunity.


Short version: sex sells

1. Guys like women to look sexy
2. Many women will by clothes, makeup, etc if they thinks it makes them look sexy to guys.

What VS secret figured out was that in order to convince women that their products make them look sexy, the could get a guys drooling over models who were wearing VS.  So in order to sell lingerie, they make guys associate VS with sexy women.  That way many women will buy their lingerie because of the association of VS = what guys think is sexy.

That is not to say that all women who buy from VS believe this, just that the way they grew their brand was by doing this.
 
2013-04-26 03:19:28 PM

Sofa King Smart: Wartime Consiglieri: ten foiled hats: Wartime Consiglieri: Anyone who likes something like this probably jacks off to she-male porn.

Does this fall under NTTAWWT, or is this where we collectively, as Farkers, draw the line?

I personally couldn't care less if people jack off to she-males. I'm just sick of reading that for a chick to look hot she has to be built like Iggy Pop in drag.

which btw is pretty hawt.

[www.egodialogues.com image 800x656]


Dayum! Skip Bayless is lookin' fierce...

/
You go, girl!
 
2013-04-26 03:20:43 PM

lordaction: Ed Grubermann: lordaction: If that is considered beautiful I want what you guys are smoking.  Way to Hispanish looking for my tastes.

Is there any thread you won't troll?

It blows my mind how you  assume that somebody who isn't brainwashed by the cultural marxists is a troll.  God has blessed me with strong mind and I do my best to stick up for my Christian principles.  Sorry if that offends you.


I'll take that as a "no".
 
2013-04-26 03:21:34 PM

johnny queso: makes a hell of a pot of beans.

[www.blogcdn.com image 452x357]


"What's a Philistine?"
 
2013-04-26 03:26:23 PM

Ed Grubermann: lordaction: Ed Grubermann: lordaction: If that is considered beautiful I want what you guys are smoking.  Way to Hispanish looking for my tastes.

Is there any thread you won't troll?

It blows my mind how you  assume that somebody who isn't brainwashed by the cultural marxists is a troll.  God has blessed me with strong mind and I do my best to stick up for my Christian principles.  Sorry if that offends you.

I'll take that as a "no".


I'll pray for  you.
 
2013-04-26 03:28:13 PM
Bisutti announced back in February 2012 that she was quitting modeling to reserve her body "for her husband."

She's sick and tired of being treated like "a piece of meat" so her solution is to become her husband's property?

Also I hope when she remembers to STFU when she's in church (1 Corinthians 14:34-35) like the Good Book says.
 
2013-04-26 03:30:36 PM
It is amazing the number of people who reside in Extremistan are clueless to where they live.
 
2013-04-26 03:31:34 PM

Dastardly Scoundrel: johnny queso: makes a hell of a pot of beans.

[www.blogcdn.com image 452x357]

"What's a Philistine?"


It's a real dirty person.
 
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