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(Yahoo)   "Dear God, why did you make me one of the most beautiful women on earth? YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD"   (omg.yahoo.com) divider line 161
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2013-04-26 10:36:14 AM  
Come on over baby, I'll show you what being treated like a piece of meat really feels like.
 
2013-04-26 10:37:24 AM  
I would give her my meat.
 
2013-04-26 10:44:32 AM  
"That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men. It wasn't about modeling clothes anymore; I felt like a piece of meat,"

What exactly did she think modeling was?
 
2013-04-26 10:54:52 AM  
Sorry. You want people to give you lots of money for doing nothing but looking hot, don't complain that they only think of you as something that just looks hot.

God knows I've had to live it...
 
2013-04-26 10:57:58 AM  
I bet she cashed the checks.
 
2013-04-26 11:20:58 AM  
"I felt like a piece of sweetened toast," Miss Biscotti dryly noted.
 
2013-04-26 11:29:19 AM  
"I felt like a piece of meat" she says, but she never lets me check to see what she feels like.
 
2013-04-26 11:39:24 AM  
Girls like this make me crazy.  They know what the modeling industry is all about and then are astonished when it turns out to be everything it says it is.
 
2013-04-26 11:47:23 AM  

brap: "I felt like a piece of sweetened toast," Miss Biscotti dryly noted.


"That was fast," Tom said swiftly
 
2013-04-26 11:47:55 AM  

Aarontology: "That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men. It wasn't about modeling clothes anymore; I felt like a piece of meat,"

What exactly did she think modeling was?


I'm guessing she wasn't chosen for her brains.
 
2013-04-26 12:01:18 PM  
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2013-04-26 12:11:18 PM  

Aarontology: "That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men. It wasn't about modeling clothes anymore; I felt like a piece of meat,"

What exactly did she think modeling was?


she was lied too!!
Oh wait, she volunteered to enter an online contest posing nude. well next to nude.
And NOW, after a few years of being well paid and meeting her rich husband, NOW she is upset?
fark HER
 
2013-04-26 12:13:16 PM  
God, why did you have me win the Victoria's Secret Angel competition if it was going to make me feel this way?

Because God liked your rack?
 
2013-04-26 12:14:08 PM  
"Bisutti states that she will only choose wholesome jobs that will honor her Christian beliefs "
So only softcore porn? R-rated teen tease flicks?

Seriously folks, yet another YAWNNNNNN born again christian.

"Now that I am done being a WHORE, I will speak out against whores and the whore industry."

Fark You
 
2013-04-26 12:15:07 PM  
She's not even that hot, I mean, she looks like she lacks class.
 
2013-04-26 12:15:58 PM  
If that is considered beautiful I want what you guys are smoking.  Way to Hispanish looking for my tastes.
 
2013-04-26 12:18:03 PM  

lordaction: If that is considered beautiful I want what you guys are smoking.  Way to Hispanish looking for my tastes.


6/10. You'll get at least one Studman69 pic and at least one other 26 minutes reference
 
2013-04-26 12:18:20 PM  

lordaction: If that is considered beautiful I want what you guys are smoking.  Way to Hispanish looking for my tastes.


RACIST
 
2013-04-26 12:18:44 PM  
biatch if I wanted your opinion I'd take my dick out of your mouth.
 
2013-04-26 12:18:45 PM  
<b>ftfa</b><i>: I'm not honoring my husband.</i>

And right there is where you can stop reading.

Isolated incident. Overzealous born-again Christian.
 
2013-04-26 12:19:36 PM  

Eternal Virgin: She's not even that hot, I mean, she looks like she lacks class.


Insert Hot/Crazy correlation here
 
2013-04-26 12:21:11 PM  

namatad: "Bisutti states that she will only choose wholesome jobs that will honor her Christian beliefs "


Sounds like buyers remorse.  She was a model, she entered into a competition to find a model for a well known lingerie company and she modeled lingerie.  Now that she has stronger religious beliefs she shouldn't be blaming other people she should be say how and why she has changed.  No different than blaming the bartender no that you don't drink, you did and you need to take responsibility
 
2013-04-26 12:22:10 PM  
I love the Victoria's Secret statement at the end.  Basically, she won some stupid contest so we were obligated to give her a couple photoshoots.  We severed our business relationship with her after that even though she tried repeated to get additional work from us.  Sounds like some good old fashioned sour grapes and attention whoring.
 
2013-04-26 12:22:25 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Come on over baby, I'll show you what being treated like a piece of meat really feels like.


And this guy knows.  Look at his political leanings in the politics tab. (Hint: Rapepublican)
 
2013-04-26 12:22:26 PM  

lordaction: If that is considered beautiful I want what you guys are smoking.  Way to Hispanish looking for my tastes.


Smoking hot:
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Granted, once you get past a certain point it is really immeasurable my modern technology.
 
2013-04-26 12:27:29 PM  

coeyagi: And this guy knows. Look at his political leanings in the politics tab. (Hint: Rapepublican)


Nay. I'm a Clinton Democrat...

wait what?

And more VS models hotter than the fundie

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I follow her on Twitter. Really nice and understands how awesome her life is. She knows she gets paid to hang out in beautiful places and have people worship her.
 
2013-04-26 12:29:21 PM  
Either she's mentally retarded for taking that long to come to an epiphany, or she's a self-righteous biatch throwing her former coworkers under through bus.


My guess is a combination of the two.
 
2013-04-26 12:30:48 PM  
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Do you have a moment? I would like to talk to you about Jesus Christ.
 
2013-04-26 12:31:36 PM  
Don't pay any attention, it only encourages her.
 
2013-04-26 12:35:55 PM  
SIll trade lives with her any day. She can manage the loading dock here and get chewed out if something is five min late and I will take her gobs of cash and legions of ass kissers that are at my beck and call.

/twat waffle
 
2013-04-26 12:36:12 PM  

red5ish: Don't pay any attention, it only encourages her.


She should go the PETA route and do her protesting naked. That'll show us
 
2013-04-26 12:37:04 PM  
FTFA: In her new book "I'm No Angel," the 23-year-old claims she "felt like a piece of meat" working for Victoria's Secret and opted to trade in her lingerie for a quiet life in Montana.

Will dental floss be involved?

raisin' it up
waxin' it down
 
2013-04-26 12:38:33 PM  
I have know idea, so here is a chick dressed as an angel.

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2013-04-26 12:38:52 PM  

Mentat: Aarontology: "That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men. It wasn't about modeling clothes anymore; I felt like a piece of meat,"

What exactly did she think modeling was?

I'm guessing she wasn't chosen for her brains.


I'm anxiously awaiting her book:  Deep Thoughts by Kylie Bisutti

"It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs."
"If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope he likes tacos, because that's what He's getting."
"I hope when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins."
 
2013-04-26 12:42:09 PM  
When the only talent you have is your beauty, you are a piece of meat.

/same for atheletes
 
2013-04-26 12:42:42 PM  
She's hot but fake boobies make the baby Jesus cry.
 
2013-04-26 12:44:09 PM  
She pretty
 
2013-04-26 12:45:05 PM  

basemetal: When the only talent you have is your beauty, you are a piece of meat.

/same for athletes

athletes

even.....
 
2013-04-26 12:46:26 PM  
Now, that Ben Richards, he's one mean piece of meat.
 
2013-04-26 12:46:52 PM  

basemetal: When the only talent you have is your beauty, you are a piece of meat.

/same for atheletes

www.billdamon.com

Why does that guy keep calling me 'meat'?
 
2013-04-26 12:54:02 PM  
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2013-04-26 12:54:28 PM  
We'll switch positions for week. She can do my job, and I'll model lingerie

/wait.....wut?
//it'll look like a grizzly bear modeling thongs
 
2013-04-26 12:56:26 PM  
Technically, they were treating her like a clothing hanger.  As per her contract.
 
2013-04-26 12:57:54 PM  
When I read the Fark headline, I thought this was going to be another Samantha Brick story.
 
2013-04-26 12:58:29 PM  
Anyone who likes something like this probably jacks off to she-male porn. Her rough facial structure is only overshadowed by those hideous arms and hands!

I mean look at those veiny, bony hands for farks sake! The only thing less feminine is a handlebar mustache.

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2013-04-26 12:58:32 PM  

brap: "I felt like a piece of sweetened toast," Miss Biscotti dryly noted.


All that toast and no jelly!
 
2013-04-26 01:08:40 PM  

Wartime Consiglieri: Anyone who likes something like this probably jacks off to she-male porn.


Does this fall under NTTAWWT, or is this where we collectively, as Farkers, draw the line?

(And we're greatful for Hippo's contributions...some more than others, but greatful just the same.)
 
2013-04-26 01:13:44 PM  
Didn't Crissy Moran do something similar? Starred in a bunch of porn and then went fundie and tried to get all of the movies and pictures off of the Internet. You can see her success at doing that by GISing her name.
 
2013-04-26 01:19:27 PM  
Wow that is just chock full of preciousness, isn't it?

That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men. It wasn't about modeling clothes anymore...God, why did you have me win the Victoria's Secret Angel competition if it was going to make me feel this way?...Bisutti recalls laying on a bed in little clothing while a photographer encouraged her to pose more provocatively...

Oh, and the coup de grace....

the 23-year-old

She doesn't even have any real problems yet, she's 23. Can you imagine the ton of bricks that is going to hit her when she turns 30?
 
2013-04-26 01:19:47 PM  

Pentaxian: Didn't Crissy Moran do something similar? Starred in a bunch of porn and then went fundie and tried to get all of the movies and pictures off of the Internet. You can see her success at doing that by GISing her name.



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2013-04-26 01:21:15 PM  
Wow, she's..... ugly.
 
2013-04-26 01:21:44 PM  
Did god also make her get implants?
 
2013-04-26 01:21:54 PM  

Pentaxian: Didn't Crissy Moran do something similar? Starred in a bunch of porn and then went fundie and tried to get all of the movies and pictures off of the Internet. You can see her success at doing that by GISing her name.


We lost Erica Campbell to the born-agains.  I'm still grieving.
 
2013-04-26 01:25:46 PM  
Has anyone made a reference to giving her their meat? If not, I'd like to be the first. Let me know. Thanks.
 
2013-04-26 01:28:16 PM  

jayhawk88: Wow that is just chock full of preciousness, isn't it?

That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men. It wasn't about modeling clothes anymore...God, why did you have me win the Victoria's Secret Angel competition if it was going to make me feel this way?...Bisutti recalls laying on a bed in little clothing while a photographer encouraged her to pose more provocatively...

Oh, and the coup de grace....

the 23-year-old

She doesn't even have any real problems yet, she's 23. Can you imagine the ton of bricks that is going to hit her when she turns 30?


When she starts getting older she will probably be shocked that nobody is sucking up to her anymore.
 
2013-04-26 01:34:18 PM  
Do you think she developed any other marketable skills besides looking hot? I'm guessing no. But I guess that still leaves trophy wife as a career option.
 
2013-04-26 01:35:22 PM  

ten foiled hats: Wartime Consiglieri: Anyone who likes something like this probably jacks off to she-male porn.

Does this fall under NTTAWWT, or is this where we collectively, as Farkers, draw the line?


I personally couldn't care less if people jack off to she-males. I'm just sick of reading that for a chick to look hot she has to be built like Iggy Pop in drag.
 
2013-04-26 01:36:49 PM  

namatad: "Now that I am done being a WHORE, I will speak out against whores and the whore industry."


That's always the progression, isn't it?
 
2013-04-26 01:43:13 PM  
It sounds like she won a contest. After the contest thing she tried to get more jobs through VS and they decline to hire her for anymore gigs. So, she 'quit'. After various attempts to do more lingerie modeling. Then jesus.
 
2013-04-26 01:47:06 PM  
Victoria's Secret released a statement to People, saying:

"Ms. Bisutti has made numerous fabrications and misstatements of fact regarding her brief association with Victoria's Secret. In 2009, Ms. Bisutti won an online amateur modeling competition and hasn't worked for us since that year. The prize for the winning contestant was the unique opportunity to a one-time walk in the 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Ms. Bisutti also participated in a swim photo shoot in 2009. That was the extent of Ms. Bisutti's involvement with Victoria's Secret. She was never a Victoria's Secret 'Angel' as defined by the terms of our Angel model contract. And contrary to Ms. Bisutti's claims, she was never offered any subsequent modeling contracts or opportunities with Victoria's Secret despite her multiple appeals for further work. She has repeatedly fabricated her work experience with Victoria's Secret - including a relationship that simply did not exist."


Oh.....she's one of those type of Christians.  <SIGH>
 
2013-04-26 01:47:22 PM  

JohnBigBootay: It sounds like she won a contest. After the contest thing she tried to get more jobs through VS and they decline to hire her for anymore gigs. So, she 'quit'. After various attempts to do more lingerie modeling. Then jesus.


Jesus saves. Just, you know, not necessarily on the standard-issue timeline.
 
2013-04-26 01:56:21 PM  

Wartime Consiglieri: ten foiled hats: Wartime Consiglieri: Anyone who likes something like this probably jacks off to she-male porn.

Does this fall under NTTAWWT, or is this where we collectively, as Farkers, draw the line?

I personally couldn't care less if people jack off to she-males. I'm just sick of reading that for a chick to look hot she has to be built like Iggy Pop in drag.


which btw is pretty hawt.

www.egodialogues.com
 
2013-04-26 02:02:57 PM  
Oh those are *lovely*.  Now I'm scarred for life.

/off to store for some eye bleach
//if I can see to get to the car
 
2013-04-26 02:03:06 PM  

Wartime Consiglieri: ten foiled hats: Wartime Consiglieri: Anyone who likes something like this probably jacks off to she-male porn.

Does this fall under NTTAWWT, or is this where we collectively, as Farkers, draw the line?

I personally couldn't care less if people jack off to she-males. I'm just sick of reading that for a chick to look hot she has to be built like Iggy Pop in drag.


So you never found Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress to play a girl bunny?

(I kid, point taken, and I agree, as a matter of fact.  Iggy f*cking rules, but um...would not hit.)
 
2013-04-26 02:04:17 PM  

Skarekrough: namatad: "Now that I am done being a WHORE, I will speak out against whores and the whore industry."

That's always the progression, isn't it?


Worked for Dick Cheney
 
2013-04-26 02:09:04 PM  
makes a hell of a pot of beans.

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2013-04-26 02:09:43 PM  
So she married some poor cowpoke in Montana?
 
2013-04-26 02:14:36 PM  
I didn't know that pieces of meat have feelings.
 
2013-04-26 02:15:56 PM  

Sass-O-Rev: I didn't know that pieces of meat have feelings.


Now  the PETA models are coming for you
 
2013-04-26 02:19:32 PM  
I can just imagine male underwear models saying something like "I wish I could make that kind of money."
 
2013-04-26 02:19:35 PM  

johnny queso: makes a hell of a pot of beans.

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Stupid farking white man.
 
2013-04-26 02:20:25 PM  

lordaction: If that is considered beautiful I want what you guys are smoking.  Way to Hispanish looking for my tastes.


Is there any thread you won't troll?
 
2013-04-26 02:27:23 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Come on over baby, I'll show you what being treated like a piece of meat really feels like.


About fifteen seconds?.
 
2013-04-26 02:28:40 PM  
I don't usually trot out the word 'dingbat', but somehow the usual 'dumb biatch' didn't convey the absurdity of this dingbat's dumb biatch complaints.
 
2013-04-26 02:30:32 PM  
I like how quickly she goes from "I'm not a piece of meat" to "must... obey.... husband...."
 
2013-04-26 02:30:38 PM  

Ed Grubermann: lordaction: If that is considered beautiful I want what you guys are smoking.  Way to Hispanish looking for my tastes.

Is there any thread you won't troll?


It blows my mind how you  assume that somebody who isn't brainwashed by the cultural marxists is a troll.  God has blessed me with strong mind and I do my best to stick up for my Christian principles.  Sorry if that offends you.
 
2013-04-26 02:34:00 PM  

Cheron: namatad: "Bisutti states that she will only choose wholesome jobs that will honor her Christian beliefs "

Sounds like buyers remorse.  She was a model, she entered into a competition to find a model for a well known lingerie company and she modeled lingerie.  Now that she has stronger religious beliefs she shouldn't be blaming other people she should be say how and why she has changed.  No different than blaming the bartender no that you don't drink, you did and you need to take responsibility


this
but we dont take responsibility in america anymore
that wouldnt sell her book

I thought christian values required you to ADMIT your "sins" and to OWN them
not attack others who helped you "SIN" ...

must suck to be a fake christian
with such HAWT HAWT HAWT tits

how many kids does she have?
pretty sure that most serious christians have problems with birth control and families not having bunches of children.
is she only having the FUN FUN selfish kind of sex with her husband?
or is she only being a PRUDE some of the time?
is her husband allowed to look at porn?
 
2013-04-26 02:41:34 PM  
OK, I get the picture. Your nappy little dugout is too good for anyone but your husband.
And the football team in school.
And Tiger Woods.
And that cabbie from Russia.
And those two guys on spring break in Cancun.
 
2013-04-26 02:44:51 PM  

Waldo Pepper: browneye: Victoria's Secret released a statement to People, saying:

"Ms. Bisutti has made numerous fabrications and misstatements of fact regarding her brief association with Victoria's Secret. In 2009, Ms. Bisutti won an online amateur modeling competition and hasn't worked for us since that year. The prize for the winning contestant was the unique opportunity to a one-time walk in the 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Ms. Bisutti also participated in a swim photo shoot in 2009. That was the extent of Ms. Bisutti's involvement with Victoria's Secret. She was never a Victoria's Secret 'Angel' as defined by the terms of our Angel model contract. And contrary to Ms. Bisutti's claims, she was never offered any subsequent modeling contracts or opportunities with Victoria's Secret despite her multiple appeals for further work. She has repeatedly fabricated her work experience with Victoria's Secret - including a relationship that simply did not exist."

Oh.....she's one of those type of Christians.  <SIGH>

I would be more inclined to believe her side 100% if she quit and didn't write a book. but when do farkers 100% believe a corporations press release?


The excerpt at the Post certainly seems to support her story over the VS Press Release - she doesn't appear to be fabricating a relationship with VS. Instead, the shoot that made her leave modeling was for FHM.

I don't buy the argument that she knew what she was getting into when she won the contest.  She sees these gorgeous models wearing lingerie she wears/likes and says "hey I can do that".  At some point during the photo shoots it dawns on her that this is basically soft core porn.   How many of us have taken a job worked it for a bit and realized, "this isn't what I thought I signed up for" and quit.

Seems that way. She went from wanting to be a runway model to being a VS model, which is still at least runway-ish, to "modeling" lingerie for FHM and Maxim, who aren't even in the fashion industry.
 
2013-04-26 02:47:06 PM  

Pentaxian: Didn't Crissy Moran do something similar? Starred in a bunch of porn and then went fundie and tried to get all of the movies and pictures off of the Internet. You can see her success at doing that by GISing her name.


At least Crissy Moran didn't go full on Shelley Lubben.
 
2013-04-26 02:50:04 PM  
I doubt that she was unfamiliar with Victoria's Secret, their product lines, or their marketing campaigns prior to signing up for the competition. Nobody forced her to sign up for the competition. Nobody forced her to cash their checks. And now she wants to whine about it in public. And get paid (again) for whining about it. Yikes. Some guy will be married to that some day. Good luck to him.
 
2013-04-26 02:53:01 PM  
This won't be popular here, but I'm going to have to somewhat agree with her here.  Only because I have a problem with Victoria's Secret advertising campaign.  I know what you're thinking, but honestly, it's a little insulting that they advertise to men when they sell products made almost exclusively for women (and some trannies).  I realize that men will buy lingerie for their wives or girlfriends, but the amount of men buying vs. women has got to be a lot lower.  Some time in the late 90's or early 2000's they decided to go from a "classy" lingerie store for women to being a trashy Playboy wannabe that only provided spank material for men. Seems like it's working out for them though so whatever, but I can kind of see where she's coming from, although she's a complete idiot if she didn't know this about the brand going into it at this point in time.  Either way, I have no respect for someone who would throw away such a good opportunity.
 
2013-04-26 02:53:35 PM  

Cybernetic: I doubt that she was unfamiliar with Victoria's Secret, their product lines, or their marketing campaigns prior to signing up for the competition. Nobody forced her to sign up for the competition. Nobody forced her to cash their checks. And now she wants to whine about it in public. And get paid (again) for whining about it. Yikes. Some guy will be married to that some day. Good luck to him.


From Wiki:
She later said lingerie modeling conflicted with her Christian values: "My body should only be for my husband and it's just a sacred thing."Bisutti states that she will only choose wholesome jobs that will honor her Christian beliefs.
//poor guy, such a hot piece of ass and he will spend most of his time praying for it
 
2013-04-26 02:54:11 PM  

Aarontology: "That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men. It wasn't about modeling clothes anymore; I felt like a piece of meat,"

What exactly did she think modeling was?


well that and giving other woman a pseudo-reason to feel inferior.
 
2013-04-26 02:56:53 PM  

Cybernetic: I doubt that she was unfamiliar with Victoria's Secret, their product lines, or their marketing campaigns prior to signing up for the competition. Nobody forced her to sign up for the competition. Nobody forced her to cash their checks. And now she wants to whine about it in public. And get paid (again) for whining about it. Yikes. Some guy will be married to that some day. Good luck to him.


Know how I know you didn't read the article or the excerpt?
 
2013-04-26 02:58:36 PM  

ten foiled hats: (And we're greatful for Hippo's contributions...some more than others, but greatful just the same.)


meh. different strokes for different folk and all that.

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If that's wrong I don't want to be right.
 
2013-04-26 02:59:58 PM  
I was in my bedroom and dropped to my knees and started to pray. 'God, why did you have me win the Victoria's Secret Angel competition if it was going to make me feel this way? I'm not honoring my husband. I just want answers!'"

That's how I can tell she's a moran.
 
2013-04-26 03:04:30 PM  

Sofa King Smart: Wartime Consiglieri: ten foiled hats: Wartime Consiglieri: Anyone who likes something like this probably jacks off to she-male porn.

Does this fall under NTTAWWT, or is this where we collectively, as Farkers, draw the line?

I personally couldn't care less if people jack off to she-males. I'm just sick of reading that for a chick to look hot she has to be built like Iggy Pop in drag.

which btw is pretty hawt.

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Iggy Pop is a beef-jerky golem.
 
2013-04-26 03:06:42 PM  
I'm trying to find a fark to give... nope.
 
2013-04-26 03:10:50 PM  

PillsHere: This won't be popular here, but I'm going to have to somewhat agree with her here.  Only because I have a problem with Victoria's Secret advertising campaign.  I know what you're thinking, but honestly, it's a little insulting that they advertise to men when they sell products made almost exclusively for women (and some trannies).  I realize that men will buy lingerie for their wives or girlfriends, but the amount of men buying vs. women has got to be a lot lower.  Some time in the late 90's or early 2000's they decided to go from a "classy" lingerie store for women to being a trashy Playboy wannabe that only provided spank material for men. Seems like it's working out for them though so whatever, but I can kind of see where she's coming from, although she's a complete idiot if she didn't know this about the brand going into it at this point in time.  Either way, I have no respect for someone who would throw away such a good opportunity.


Women want men -> Women think that men want Victoria Secret models -> women emulate VS models

Really not that hard to figure out.
 
2013-04-26 03:13:09 PM  
Sounds like she was expected to the exact sort of thing you expect lingerie models to go through.  Was she groped?  What she insulted?  Did they overwork her?  Did they seize her passport (wait, she's American, so nvm)?  Did they force her to do things outside her contract?

I've read plenty of stories of women who abused by the sex trade - trafficked prostitutes, strippers, porn stars, low-pay fashion models, etc.  Some of those stories make my stomach churn, but this one does not.  The only argument this woman puts forward is that she suddenly realized God doesn't like her being slutty in front of a camera.
 
2013-04-26 03:14:18 PM  

PillsHere: This won't be popular here, but I'm going to have to somewhat agree with her here.  Only because I have a problem with Victoria's Secret advertising campaign.  I know what you're thinking, but honestly, it's a little insulting that they advertise to men when they sell products made almost exclusively for women (and some trannies).  I realize that men will buy lingerie for their wives or girlfriends, but the amount of men buying vs. women has got to be a lot lower.  Some time in the late 90's or early 2000's they decided to go from a "classy" lingerie store for women to being a trashy Playboy wannabe that only provided spank material for men. Seems like it's working out for them though so whatever, but I can kind of see where she's coming from, although she's a complete idiot if she didn't know this about the brand going into it at this point in time.  Either way, I have no respect for someone who would throw away such a good opportunity.


Short version: sex sells

1. Guys like women to look sexy
2. Many women will by clothes, makeup, etc if they thinks it makes them look sexy to guys.

What VS secret figured out was that in order to convince women that their products make them look sexy, the could get a guys drooling over models who were wearing VS.  So in order to sell lingerie, they make guys associate VS with sexy women.  That way many women will buy their lingerie because of the association of VS = what guys think is sexy.

That is not to say that all women who buy from VS believe this, just that the way they grew their brand was by doing this.
 
2013-04-26 03:19:28 PM  

Sofa King Smart: Wartime Consiglieri: ten foiled hats: Wartime Consiglieri: Anyone who likes something like this probably jacks off to she-male porn.

Does this fall under NTTAWWT, or is this where we collectively, as Farkers, draw the line?

I personally couldn't care less if people jack off to she-males. I'm just sick of reading that for a chick to look hot she has to be built like Iggy Pop in drag.

which btw is pretty hawt.

[www.egodialogues.com image 800x656]


Dayum! Skip Bayless is lookin' fierce...

/
You go, girl!
 
2013-04-26 03:20:43 PM  

lordaction: Ed Grubermann: lordaction: If that is considered beautiful I want what you guys are smoking.  Way to Hispanish looking for my tastes.

Is there any thread you won't troll?

It blows my mind how you  assume that somebody who isn't brainwashed by the cultural marxists is a troll.  God has blessed me with strong mind and I do my best to stick up for my Christian principles.  Sorry if that offends you.


I'll take that as a "no".
 
2013-04-26 03:21:34 PM  

johnny queso: makes a hell of a pot of beans.

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"What's a Philistine?"
 
2013-04-26 03:26:23 PM  

Ed Grubermann: lordaction: Ed Grubermann: lordaction: If that is considered beautiful I want what you guys are smoking.  Way to Hispanish looking for my tastes.

Is there any thread you won't troll?

It blows my mind how you  assume that somebody who isn't brainwashed by the cultural marxists is a troll.  God has blessed me with strong mind and I do my best to stick up for my Christian principles.  Sorry if that offends you.

I'll take that as a "no".


I'll pray for  you.
 
2013-04-26 03:28:13 PM  
Bisutti announced back in February 2012 that she was quitting modeling to reserve her body "for her husband."

She's sick and tired of being treated like "a piece of meat" so her solution is to become her husband's property?

Also I hope when she remembers to STFU when she's in church (1 Corinthians 14:34-35) like the Good Book says.
 
2013-04-26 03:30:36 PM  
It is amazing the number of people who reside in Extremistan are clueless to where they live.
 
2013-04-26 03:31:34 PM  

Dastardly Scoundrel: johnny queso: makes a hell of a pot of beans.

[www.blogcdn.com image 452x357]

"What's a Philistine?"


It's a real dirty person.
 
2013-04-26 03:33:17 PM  

Fear_and_Loathing: I bet she cashed the checks.


Sure she did.  She cashed enough of the checks to retire to a quiet life in Montana at twenty-three years old.  Good on her, I say.  The whole "dedicating her life to God" is a shame, but whatever makes someone happy.
 
2013-04-26 03:33:51 PM  
My ex-wife worked as a model....small time stuff, nothing anywhere near national.  She had plenty of stories of smarmy agency guys peddling gigs to wannabe models for sex.  Apparently it's rampant, there are a boatload of women out there who want desparately to be models, and no shortage of people ready to take advantage of them.

She said in a lot of her gigs the models would typically change in a group area, and it was common for a lot of other people to be there.  She said the agency dirtbags would use that in interviews to aspiring models....saying things such as "You realize models have to change clothes in a communal area.  Does that bother you?  Would you have a problem taking off your clothes in front of others?  How about me?"

/doesn't change the fact that this particular woman seems to have a problem with reality.
 
2013-04-26 03:38:27 PM  

PillsHere: Some time in the late 90's or early 2000's they decided to go from a "classy" lingerie store for women to being a trashy Playboy wannabe that only provided spank material for men.


And they actually did a damn good job of it at first, until some genius there decided instead of catering to straight men it's better to showcase the skeletor look preferred by gay fashion designers! The first two pics below are from the early era, and the last is from 2012.

img.spokeo.com


static.screenweek.it

1.bp.blogspot.com

Seriously...who the fark approved of this last one!? Someone actually looked at this mummified corpse backstage and said "Oh yeah, the Walking Dead look! A spray-tanned bio lab skeleton! So much better than that crap we used to show before!" The only difference between this crackhead and the drag pics of Iggy Pop is he looked healthier and she looks more masculine.
 
2013-04-26 03:40:07 PM  
Any 23-year old that thinks they've had enough life experiences to write a book has lost me anyways.
 
2013-04-26 03:45:12 PM  

Theaetetus: Cybernetic: I doubt that she was unfamiliar with Victoria's Secret, their product lines, or their marketing campaigns prior to signing up for the competition. Nobody forced her to sign up for the competition. Nobody forced her to cash their checks. And now she wants to whine about it in public. And get paid (again) for whining about it. Yikes. Some guy will be married to that some day. Good luck to him.

Know how I know you didn't read the article or the excerpt?


Well, I missed the part where she's already married. Other than that, I stand by what I said.
 
2013-04-26 03:46:42 PM  
Religion isn't fun if you can't preach and judge all the time.
 
2013-04-26 03:50:48 PM  

Blathering Idjut: Any 23-year old that thinks they've had enough life experiences to write a book has lost me anyways.


Yeah if my 23 year old self started to preach at me about something I would probably laugh and pat him on the head and say "Boy you got some catching up to do."  I would probably do that at any 23 year old in fact.
 
2013-04-26 03:54:43 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: ten foiled hats: (And we're greatful for Hippo's contributions...some more than others, but greatful just the same.)

meh. different strokes for different folk and all that.

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If that's wrong I don't want to be right.


I ain't mad at'cha, man.
 
2013-04-26 03:55:51 PM  
Christ.  It's the year 2013.  If you can't spend five minutes trawling the internet for information on the realities of the modeling industry, then you're an ignorant idiot.  That's why I have trouble believing the chick's story*.  I mean, 50 years ago, you could get away with that kind of naivete.  Now, the every media platform is two mouse clicks away from porn.  If you're over the age of 15 and don't understand that putting yourself in front of a camera is grounds for being denigrated by all the other monkeys with a basket of poo always waiting for the opportunity to fling it, you are, frankly, counting to potato.

*All right, look, I feel  bad, like absolutely  miserable not taking her side here.  Because human exploitation makes me angry as fark.  BUT if you're posing for Victoria's Secret, you can't possibly NOT know what you're getting into, what's expected of you, what you're going to wear (or not wear) or who your intended audience is...ignorance is no excuse.
 
2013-04-26 03:57:34 PM  

PillsHere: Some time in the late 90's or early 2000's they decided to go from a "classy" lingerie store for women to being a trashy Playboy wannabe that only provided spank material for men.


Wait...isn't this backwards?  My ex-wife had a subscription to VS catalogs in the late 80's, and those things were basically soft-core porn back then.  Tons of teh nekkid-ness....lotsa see-thoughs, nips, butt cracks, and on and on.  All that has changed....it's all gone now, you look at a VS catalog and it's extremely clean.  Anything remotely related to a nipple is photoshopped out, no nekkid-ness at all on display.  Plus the one catalog I saw had a lot of other stuff, like bed linens, comforters, pillows, etc.

Unless there's a porn version of the catalog as well as the clean version...in that case I stand corrected.  But the catalog I saw recently was NOTHING like the ones from the 80s.

/man, I used to *love* those catalogs....
 
2013-04-26 04:15:58 PM  

Six_By_Nine: Christ.  It's the year 2013.  If you can't spend five minutes trawling the internet for information on the realities of the modeling industry, then you're an ignorant idiot.  That's why I have trouble believing the chick's story*.  I mean, 50 years ago, you could get away with that kind of naivete.  Now, the every media platform is two mouse clicks away from porn.  If you're over the age of 15 and don't understand that putting yourself in front of a camera is grounds for being denigrated by all the other monkeys with a basket of poo always waiting for the opportunity to fling it, you are, frankly, counting to potato.

*All right, look, I feel  bad, like absolutely  miserable not taking her side here.  Because human exploitation makes me angry as fark.  BUT if you're posing for Victoria's Secret, you can't possibly NOT know what you're getting into, what's expected of you, what you're going to wear (or not wear) or who your intended audience is...ignorance is no excuse.


^This. Coworkers ask me questions all the time that they are too lazy to type into Google, on their computer sitting right in front of them during the work day. I just look at them and say "Google it." You want to ask questions? Seek out the answers.
 
2013-04-26 04:16:41 PM  

ristst: /man, I used to *love* those catalogs....


back in the day?

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oh yeah
 
2013-04-26 04:18:58 PM  

jayhawk88: Wow that is just chock full of preciousness, isn't it?

That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men. It wasn't about modeling clothes anymore...God, why did you have me win the Victoria's Secret Angel competition if it was going to make me feel this way?...Bisutti recalls laying on a bed in little clothing while a photographer encouraged her to pose more provocatively...

Oh, and the coup de grace....

the 23-year-old

She doesn't even have any real problems yet, she's 23. Can you imagine the ton of bricks that is going to hit her when she turns 30?


Right!
 
2013-04-26 04:24:45 PM  
By 18 you know what VS is all about. You know these woman model in nothing but undies & nighties. You know boys wack off to this "catalog". WTF did she think she was getting into when she entered the competition? Either she's mentally "special" or the dumbest biatch on earth. I've known downs kids that knew what VS was. (Used to TA at a school for special kids) Same goes for Maxim and FHM. They're basically the soft core version of a Playboy. She knew exactly what she was modeling. She went all fundie & decided it was the evil corp's fault. It's woman like her that give the rest of us a bad name.

Own up to your shiat & go away ya twunt.
 
2013-04-26 04:31:54 PM  
You mad bro?
acnblog.files.wordpress.com
/the husband for whom she's she's reserved her body
 
2013-04-26 04:32:33 PM  
I like she's
 
2013-04-26 04:39:18 PM  
FTFA:  "We were born naked and the biggest sin is that people have been taught to be ashamed of their bodies."

Biggest?  Bigger than, say, setting bombs to kill innocents?  Bigger than running over puppies and migrants?  Bigger than tying someone down and giving them a heroin addiction?  Bigger than intentionally infecting people with AIDS?  Bigger than...

Well, you get the point.  As the list of sins, the degree to which people have supposedly been taught to be ashamed of their bodies is pretty far down the list.
 
2013-04-26 04:40:04 PM  

Waldo Pepper: None of their products were geared/marketed towards teen girls or marketing that was geared towards boys/men.


Hmmm....I dunno about that, it certainly had my full and undivided attention...

/nowhatimean?
//nudge nudge, poke poke
 
2013-04-26 04:45:51 PM  
that she was quitting modeling to reserve her body "for her husband." In doing so, she gave up a multimillion-dollar deal.

Hope she talked with her husband about that, because I'd assume that dating a model he already was cool with the profession.
 
2013-04-26 04:47:44 PM  
her publisher. home of the "left behind" series of books...
 
2013-04-26 04:50:15 PM  

namatad: "Bisutti states that she will only choose wholesome jobs that will honor her Christian beliefs "
So only softcore porn? R-rated teen tease flicks?

Seriously folks, yet another YAWNNNNNN born again christian.

"Now that I am done being a WHORE, I will speak out against whores and the whore industry."

Fark You


Her and Kirk Cameron are going out on tour.
 
2013-04-26 05:10:44 PM  
She believes she is better off not modelling for Victoria Secret. This realization would have eluded her had she not won the competition and seen where that career was headed and what was in store for her personal mental health. So that is why God let her win. So she would reform and find a better life, I guess, one that she is happy with, so who are we to judge? And if what she says is true, it's better to be grateful to God for the circumstances surrounding her realization, which for all we know, by now, she is grateful she quit that life. She can choose whatever life she wants. We're not supposed to judge her for being a model, so we judge her for electing not to be a model? That is farked. Not surprisingly on Fark.
 
2013-04-26 05:55:58 PM  

xkillyourfacex: She believes she is better off not modelling for Victoria Secret. This realization would have eluded her had she not won the competition and seen where that career was headed and what was in store for her personal mental health. So that is why God let her win. So she would reform and find a better life, I guess, one that she is happy with, so who are we to judge? And if what she says is true, it's better to be grateful to God for the circumstances surrounding her realization, which for all we know, by now, she is grateful she quit that life. She can choose whatever life she wants. We're not supposed to judge her for being a model, so we judge her for electing not to be a model? That is farked. Not surprisingly on Fark.


No we commend her for not wanting to model any more. Its a sleezy, soul crushing industry. We judge her for the abject stupidity in being the only person on earth  not knowing what modeling entails.
 
2013-04-26 06:07:56 PM  

Aarontology: "That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men. It wasn't about modeling clothes anymore; I felt like a piece of meat,"

What exactly did she think modeling was?


Lol. It always amazes me that women play innocent or dumb about such things. We all know that they know better.
dont know who they think they're fooling.

like a stripper that actually thinks shes being artistic.
Either full of shiat or retarted.
 
kab
2013-04-26 06:09:49 PM  
"That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men."

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are ya?
 
2013-04-26 06:14:30 PM  

Sofa King Smart: Wartime Consiglieri: ten foiled hats: Wartime Consiglieri: Anyone who likes something like this probably jacks off to she-male porn.

Does this fall under NTTAWWT, or is this where we collectively, as Farkers, draw the line?

I personally couldn't care less if people jack off to she-males. I'm just sick of reading that for a chick to look hot she has to be built like Iggy Pop in drag.

which btw is pretty hawt.

[www.egodialogues.com image 800x656]


He rocks that purse so hard.
 
2013-04-26 06:18:02 PM  
www4.images.coolspotters.com
Laetitia Casta was the greatest Victoria's Secret model of all time. OF ALL TIME.
 
2013-04-26 07:13:37 PM  

lordaction: Ed Grubermann: lordaction: Ed Grubermann: lordaction: If that is considered beautiful I want what you guys are smoking.  Way to Hispanish looking for my tastes.

Is there any thread you won't troll?

It blows my mind how you  assume that somebody who isn't brainwashed by the cultural marxists is a troll.  God has blessed me with strong mind and I do my best to stick up for my Christian principles.  Sorry if that offends you.

I'll take that as a "no".

I'll pray for  you.


Bevets... is that you?
 
2013-04-26 07:25:58 PM  
In her new book "I'm No Angel," the 23-year-old

What does she have to say that is worth reading?
This should be a litmus test. You buy the book and you fail. You should be marched out and your skin should be harvested to be donated to scientists who get burned all over their bodies when they crash their Porsches.
 
2013-04-26 07:51:37 PM  
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I always like to throw some Demi Rose Mawby into the "Hottest Chick in the World" threads.
 
2013-04-26 07:58:16 PM  
i grow weary of airbrushed vapid implants
 
2013-04-26 08:08:46 PM  
O h good..From the headline I thought this was going to be another Beiber thread...
 
2013-04-26 08:10:38 PM  

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I always like to throw some Demi Rose Mawby into the "Hottest Chick in the World" threads.


i don't ever do this, but it's friday and i am still at work, so...

that is not good.

strictly my paunchy, 45 year old opinion.
 
2013-04-26 08:22:33 PM  
"That's when it hit me."

...that I'd been paid enough, and I didn't have to work any more.
 
2013-04-26 08:28:05 PM  

MOGGEE: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 214x235] [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 211x239] [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 244x207] [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 192x263]

I always like to throw some Demi Rose Mawby into the "Hottest Chick in the World" threads.


Those tits looks shopped, 'bro.
 
2013-04-26 08:34:56 PM  
^ nah, they're just oversized bolt-ons looking even more freakish since the woman they're attached to is built like a small child.
 
2013-04-26 08:41:13 PM  

Wartime Consiglieri: PillsHere: Some time in the late 90's or early 2000's they decided to go from a "classy" lingerie store for women to being a trashy Playboy wannabe that only provided spank material for men.

And they actually did a damn good job of it at first, until some genius there decided instead of catering to straight men it's better to showcase the skeletor look preferred by gay fashion designers! The first two pics below are from the early era, and the last is from 2012.








Seriously...who the fark approved of this last one!? Someone actually looked at this mummified corpse backstage and said "Oh yeah, the Walking Dead look! A spray-tanned bio lab skeleton! So much better than that crap we used to show before!" The only difference between this crackhead and the drag pics of Iggy Pop is he looked healthier and she looks more masculine.


I've never seen a ribcage that looked like a six-pack.
 
2013-04-26 09:12:01 PM  

Rwa2play: MOGGEE: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 214x235] [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 211x239] [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 244x207] [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 192x263]

I always like to throw some Demi Rose Mawby into the "Hottest Chick in the World" threads.

Those tits looks shopped, 'bro.


I can tell by some of the nipple...PIXELS! I can tell by some of the pixels!
 
2013-04-26 09:33:06 PM  

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I always like to throw some Demi Rose Mawby into the "Hottest Chick in the World" threads.


What happened to that chick's... everything?

I mean, there's something weird about that particular breast delivery system.
 
2013-04-26 09:37:44 PM  
FTFA: Kylie Bisutti, a former model who won the Victoria's Secret Angel Search competition in 2009, does not have heavenly memories of her former employer.

In her new book "I'm No Angel," the 23-year-old claims she "felt like a piece of meat" working for Victoria's Secret and opted to trade in her lingerie for a quiet life in Montana.


She competed in the Victoria's Secret Angel Search competition. What kind of business, pray tell, did she think she was getting herself into?

Of course, at 23 she's much older and wiser than she was at 19, and it is a woman's prerogative to change her mind...
 
2013-04-26 09:40:08 PM  
FTFA: "That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men. It wasn't about modeling clothes anymore; I felt like a piece of meat," Bisutti writes. "The next day, I broke down and started sobbing. I was in my bedroom and dropped to my knees and started to pray. 'God, why did you have me win the Victoria's Secret Angel competition if it was going to make me feel this way? I'm not honoring my husband. I just want answers!'"

Sweetie... I don't think your husband had a problem with your career.
 
2013-04-26 10:03:22 PM  
Montana, all sorts of farkign nuts.
 
2013-04-26 10:03:33 PM  
This article made me think she is kinda annoying, but I googled her and found another article and now her decision makes more sense to me and she doesn't seem so crazy.  http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/04/kylie-bisutti-on-modeling-s t arvation-posing-topless-selling-sex/
 
2013-04-26 10:07:14 PM  
Clutch2013:

I've never seen a ribcage that looked like a six-pack.

When the rest of her parts look burrowed from mummified cadavers I couldn't care less about her "six pack". And if six-packs were that important to me I wouldn't be looking at chicks in the first place. A toned stomach don't mean crap when the girl looks like the crypt keeper.
 
2013-04-26 11:05:42 PM  

AutumnWind: This article made me think she is kinda annoying, but I googled her and found another article and now her decision makes more sense to me and she doesn't seem so crazy.  http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/04/kylie-bisutti-on-modeling-s t arvation-posing-topless-selling-sex/


Once again, no one is accusing her of being crazy, and most applaud her decision to quit.  That does not change the fact shes dumb as a f-ing rock and is selling a book on the basis like shes some revolutionary whistle blower.

I think everyone except her knew how awful the fashion industry is.
 
2013-04-26 11:12:15 PM  
""That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men."

Shut up you freaking moron.

Now show us your tits.
 
2013-04-26 11:42:56 PM  

Trocadero: [www4.images.coolspotters.com image 300x450]
Laetitia Casta was the greatest Victoria's Secret model of all time. OF ALL TIME.


www.mtv.com
 
2013-04-26 11:51:42 PM  

Wartime Consiglieri: Clutch2013:

I've never seen a ribcage that looked like a six-pack.

When the rest of her parts look burrowed from mummified cadavers I couldn't care less about her "six pack". And if six-packs were that important to me I wouldn't be looking at chicks in the first place. A toned stomach don't mean crap when the girl looks like the crypt keeper.


Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and she does approach the thin side of the spectrum, I'll grant you that.

That said, of all the pictures out there of models who look like death twice reheated, you pick one who's frankly quite a ways from that point. She doesn't look like someone auditioning for Schindler's List II: Goebbels Strikes Back. She looks like she could spend a few less days a month maintaining her physique, and for all I know, she probably does just that away from the catwalk.
 
2013-04-27 12:23:34 AM  
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/kylie-bisutti-slammed-victorias-secret-she- n ever-angel-164500692-us-weekly.html

According to victoria's secret, she was never an angel, and only had to small gigs with them.
 
2013-04-27 12:29:21 AM  
www.mtv.com

...........................................Imma let you finish...................................................Dat Ass!
 
2013-04-27 12:35:47 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: PillsHere: This won't be popular here, but I'm going to have to somewhat agree with her here.  Only because I have a problem with Victoria's Secret advertising campaign.  I know what you're thinking, but honestly, it's a little insulting that they advertise to men when they sell products made almost exclusively for women (and some trannies).  I realize that men will buy lingerie for their wives or girlfriends, but the amount of men buying vs. women has got to be a lot lower.  Some time in the late 90's or early 2000's they decided to go from a "classy" lingerie store for women to being a trashy Playboy wannabe that only provided spank material for men. Seems like it's working out for them though so whatever, but I can kind of see where she's coming from, although she's a complete idiot if she didn't know this about the brand going into it at this point in time.  Either way, I have no respect for someone who would throw away such a good opportunity.

Women want men -> Women think that men want Victoria Secret models -> women emulate VS models

Really not that hard to figure out.


It's not that I don't understand the logic, it's that their advertising doesn't particularly appeal to me as a potential consumer of their products.  I won't lie though, I still buy their bras because they are the best I've had and last longer than others (usually).
 
2013-04-27 12:52:36 AM  
Clutch2013:

Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and she does approach the thin side of the spectrum, I'll grant you that.

Come on dude. She approaches the thin side of the spectrum?:) Yeah, kinda like how Melissa McCarthy approaches the thick side! This girl is showing most signs of emaciation. She's repulsive frankly. That much bone showing on a woman's body sets off all kinds of evolutionary warning signs of illness, starvation and infertility.

That said, of all the pictures out there of models who look like death twice reheated, you pick one who's frankly quite a ways from that point. She doesn't look like someone auditioning for Schindler's List II: Goebbels Strikes Back.

Um...actually that's pretty much how she looks. I'm sure she exercises but people don't look this bony from reasonable exercise. This is pretty much starvation. The fact that some runway models are even worse is a reflection of the insanity of the fashion industry and not a defense of this chick. Take away the spray tan and the bolt-ons, and what you're left with is a mess that makes Iggy look soft and cuddly in comparison! She doesn't even look like she belongs to the same gender as the two women posted above her. They look fresh, toned, healthy, feminine...she looks like she eats one apple a day and then runs to the bathroom to puke.
 
2013-04-27 01:30:09 AM  
I never knew silicone was considered meat.
 
2013-04-27 02:11:12 AM  

AutumnWind: This article made me think she is kinda annoying, but I googled her and found another article and now her decision makes more sense to me and she doesn't seem so crazy.  http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/04/kylie-bisutti-on-modeling-s t arvation-posing-topless-selling-sex/


The problem is, that she claims she didn't realize any of this stuff beforehand. She's basically a less sleazy version of Shelley Lubben. At least she isn't blaming VS for her herpes and HPV, despite the decade plus of prostitution, drug addiction and alcoholism.
 
2013-04-27 02:15:38 AM  

Wartime Consiglieri: Clutch2013:

Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and she does approach the thin side of the spectrum, I'll grant you that.

Come on dude. She approaches the thin side of the spectrum?:) Yeah, kinda like how Melissa McCarthy approaches the thick side! This girl is showing most signs of emaciation. She's repulsive frankly. That much bone showing on a woman's body sets off all kinds of evolutionary warning signs of illness, starvation and infertility.

That said, of all the pictures out there of models who look like death twice reheated, you pick one who's frankly quite a ways from that point. She doesn't look like someone auditioning for Schindler's List II: Goebbels Strikes Back.

Um...actually that's pretty much how she looks. I'm sure she exercises but people don't look this bony from reasonable exercise. This is pretty much starvation. The fact that some runway models are even worse is a reflection of the insanity of the fashion industry and not a defense of this chick. Take away the spray tan and the bolt-ons, and what you're left with is a mess that makes Iggy look soft and cuddly in comparison! She doesn't even look like she belongs to the same gender as the two women posted above her. They look fresh, toned, healthy, feminine...she looks like she eats one apple a day and then runs to the bathroom to puke.


OK, so I actually bothered to look up who it is we're debating.  Her name, if I'm not mistaken, is Izabel Goulart.  Searching her reveals...well, just what I thought.  She's thin, and she exercises a lot.  She also has a lot of pictures that look a lot better than the one you put up - including a couple from the same show as yours (the camera made someone look bad?  Impossible!).  Also, according to her Twitter, she does eat some, including pizza.  I didn't check too far into that, though, because even for a five minute search, it was starting to get stalkerish.

So she's no Laetitia or late '90s Tyra.  Few women are.  And she's not your type - fine.  Personally, I can appreciate a reasonably thin and/or muscular woman just as much as I do the chubbier/fatter ones, and everyone in between.

But Iggy Pop?  Emaciated?  Seriously?  Frankly, if you're looking at her and thinking Iggy, you might want to go ahead and start reviewing what actually attracts you.
 
2013-04-27 04:35:41 AM  

give me doughnuts: Iggy Pop is a beef-jerky golem.


He's more jerky than human, now. Twisted and evil.
 
2013-04-27 06:09:22 AM  
Clutch2013:

She also has a lot of pictures that look a lot better than the one you put up - including a couple from the same show as yours (the camera made someone look bad?  Impossible!).

Ok. Here's another one on google from the same show. There's the same stick arms; man hands, calves barely thicker than a forearm; razor sharp elbows that she could practically use as knives, and that hollowed face with the harsh jawline. And of course don't forget the bony upper chest that couldn't get any less soft and womanly if it had hair on it.

www.mensfitness.com

And here's one from another shoot. If women in this condition are attractive enough to model then those strung-out coke-heads I've seen at every dive strip joint really missed the boat!

www.howcelebritiesloseweight.com


Personally, I can appreciate a reasonably thin and/or muscular woman...

And so can I. Except this is NOT a reasonably thin woman. This is a drastically underweight woman with all the telltale signs. What she looks like when not modeling is not my concern. The point is someone at that VS show looked at this girl in such condition and thought she epitomizes femininity and sexuality!

But Iggy Pop?  Emaciated?  Seriously?

Yeah. Seriously. Look at those eye bleach photos of Iggy Pop in drag, then tell me with a straight face this chick looks less harsh and bony.

Frankly, if you're looking at her and thinking Iggy, you might want to go ahead and start reviewing what actually attracts you.

Dude, you're attracted to a thing that looks like a corpse dug up from a pool of spray tan, and you're telling me to reexamine my sexuality?:) Come on champ!
 
2013-04-27 07:54:40 AM  

MOGGEE: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 214x235] [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 211x239] [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 244x207] [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 192x263]

I always like to throw some Demi Rose Mawby into the "Hottest Chick in the World" threads.


She is absolutely adorable, what a face!  She doesn't need her big boobies to be stupendously gorgeous as she is, either.
 
2013-04-27 08:20:33 AM  

Slaves2Darkness: biatch if I wanted your opinion I'd take my dick out of your mouth.


2nded
 
2013-04-27 09:05:10 AM  

Trocadero: [www4.images.coolspotters.com image 300x450]
Laetitia Casta was the greatest Victoria's Secret model of all time. OF ALL TIME.


d277vln4jzkhhg.cloudfront.net
 
2013-04-27 09:23:57 AM  

Wartime Consiglieri: Clutch2013:

She also has a lot of pictures that look a lot better than the one you put up - including a couple from the same show as yours (the camera made someone look bad?  Impossible!).

Ok. Here's another one on google from the same show. There's the same stick arms; man hands, calves barely thicker than a forearm; razor sharp elbows that she could practically use as knives, and that hollowed face with the harsh jawline. And of course don't forget the bony upper chest that couldn't get any less soft and womanly if it had hair on it.

[www.mensfitness.com image 481x722]

And here's one from another shoot. If women in this condition are attractive enough to model then those strung-out coke-heads I've seen at every dive strip joint really missed the boat!

[www.howcelebritiesloseweight.com image 300x404]


Personally, I can appreciate a reasonably thin and/or muscular woman...

And so can I. Except this is NOT a reasonably thin woman. This is a drastically underweight woman with all the telltale signs. What she looks like when not modeling is not my concern. The point is someone at that VS show looked at this girl in such condition and thought she epitomizes femininity and sexuality!

But Iggy Pop?  Emaciated?  Seriously?

Yeah. Seriously. Look at those eye bleach photos of Iggy Pop in drag, then tell me with a straight face this chick looks less harsh and bony.

Frankly, if you're looking at her and thinking Iggy, you might want to go ahead and start reviewing what actually attracts you.

Dude, you're attracted to a thing that looks like a corpse dug up from a pool of spray tan, and you're telling me to reexamine my sexuality?:) Come on champ!


www.foxandjanesalon.com

What Google and Bing consider a "corpse dug up from a pool of spray tan" to look like.

And to answer your question, no, I'm not terribly attracted to her.  As I stated previously, she's a little thin for my tastes.  But I'm also going to be fair and not draw a comparison to a man who's probably spent 95% of his life giving Death the finger by consuming every known military-grade narcotic known to man.  I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree.
 
2013-04-27 03:54:44 PM  

MOGGEE: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 214x235] [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 211x239] [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 244x207] [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 192x263]

I always like to throw some Demi Rose Mawby into the "Hottest Chick in the World" threads.


ew
 
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