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(Yahoo)   "Dear God, why did you make me one of the most beautiful women on earth? YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD"   (omg.yahoo.com) divider line 166
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18831 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 26 Apr 2013 at 12:11 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-04-26 10:36:14 AM  
Come on over baby, I'll show you what being treated like a piece of meat really feels like.
 
2013-04-26 10:37:24 AM  
I would give her my meat.
 
2013-04-26 10:44:32 AM  
"That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men. It wasn't about modeling clothes anymore; I felt like a piece of meat,"

What exactly did she think modeling was?
 
2013-04-26 10:54:52 AM  
Sorry. You want people to give you lots of money for doing nothing but looking hot, don't complain that they only think of you as something that just looks hot.

God knows I've had to live it...
 
2013-04-26 10:57:58 AM  
I bet she cashed the checks.
 
2013-04-26 11:20:58 AM  
"I felt like a piece of sweetened toast," Miss Biscotti dryly noted.
 
2013-04-26 11:29:19 AM  
"I felt like a piece of meat" she says, but she never lets me check to see what she feels like.
 
2013-04-26 11:39:24 AM  
Girls like this make me crazy.  They know what the modeling industry is all about and then are astonished when it turns out to be everything it says it is.
 
2013-04-26 11:47:23 AM  

brap: "I felt like a piece of sweetened toast," Miss Biscotti dryly noted.


"That was fast," Tom said swiftly
 
2013-04-26 11:47:55 AM  

Aarontology: "That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men. It wasn't about modeling clothes anymore; I felt like a piece of meat,"

What exactly did she think modeling was?


I'm guessing she wasn't chosen for her brains.
 
2013-04-26 12:01:18 PM  
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2013-04-26 12:11:18 PM  

Aarontology: "That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men. It wasn't about modeling clothes anymore; I felt like a piece of meat,"

What exactly did she think modeling was?


she was lied too!!
Oh wait, she volunteered to enter an online contest posing nude. well next to nude.
And NOW, after a few years of being well paid and meeting her rich husband, NOW she is upset?
fark HER
 
2013-04-26 12:13:16 PM  
God, why did you have me win the Victoria's Secret Angel competition if it was going to make me feel this way?

Because God liked your rack?
 
2013-04-26 12:14:08 PM  
"Bisutti states that she will only choose wholesome jobs that will honor her Christian beliefs "
So only softcore porn? R-rated teen tease flicks?

Seriously folks, yet another YAWNNNNNN born again christian.

"Now that I am done being a WHORE, I will speak out against whores and the whore industry."

Fark You
 
2013-04-26 12:15:07 PM  
She's not even that hot, I mean, she looks like she lacks class.
 
2013-04-26 12:15:58 PM  
If that is considered beautiful I want what you guys are smoking.  Way to Hispanish looking for my tastes.
 
2013-04-26 12:18:03 PM  

lordaction: If that is considered beautiful I want what you guys are smoking.  Way to Hispanish looking for my tastes.


6/10. You'll get at least one Studman69 pic and at least one other 26 minutes reference
 
2013-04-26 12:18:20 PM  

lordaction: If that is considered beautiful I want what you guys are smoking.  Way to Hispanish looking for my tastes.


RACIST
 
2013-04-26 12:18:44 PM  
biatch if I wanted your opinion I'd take my dick out of your mouth.
 
2013-04-26 12:18:45 PM  
<b>ftfa</b><i>: I'm not honoring my husband.</i>

And right there is where you can stop reading.

Isolated incident. Overzealous born-again Christian.
 
2013-04-26 12:19:36 PM  

Eternal Virgin: She's not even that hot, I mean, she looks like she lacks class.


Insert Hot/Crazy correlation here
 
2013-04-26 12:21:11 PM  

namatad: "Bisutti states that she will only choose wholesome jobs that will honor her Christian beliefs "


Sounds like buyers remorse.  She was a model, she entered into a competition to find a model for a well known lingerie company and she modeled lingerie.  Now that she has stronger religious beliefs she shouldn't be blaming other people she should be say how and why she has changed.  No different than blaming the bartender no that you don't drink, you did and you need to take responsibility
 
2013-04-26 12:22:10 PM  
I love the Victoria's Secret statement at the end.  Basically, she won some stupid contest so we were obligated to give her a couple photoshoots.  We severed our business relationship with her after that even though she tried repeated to get additional work from us.  Sounds like some good old fashioned sour grapes and attention whoring.
 
2013-04-26 12:22:25 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Come on over baby, I'll show you what being treated like a piece of meat really feels like.


And this guy knows.  Look at his political leanings in the politics tab. (Hint: Rapepublican)
 
2013-04-26 12:22:26 PM  

lordaction: If that is considered beautiful I want what you guys are smoking.  Way to Hispanish looking for my tastes.


Smoking hot:
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Granted, once you get past a certain point it is really immeasurable my modern technology.
 
2013-04-26 12:27:29 PM  

coeyagi: And this guy knows. Look at his political leanings in the politics tab. (Hint: Rapepublican)


Nay. I'm a Clinton Democrat...

wait what?

And more VS models hotter than the fundie

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I follow her on Twitter. Really nice and understands how awesome her life is. She knows she gets paid to hang out in beautiful places and have people worship her.
 
2013-04-26 12:29:21 PM  
Either she's mentally retarded for taking that long to come to an epiphany, or she's a self-righteous biatch throwing her former coworkers under through bus.


My guess is a combination of the two.
 
2013-04-26 12:30:48 PM  
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Do you have a moment? I would like to talk to you about Jesus Christ.
 
2013-04-26 12:31:36 PM  
Don't pay any attention, it only encourages her.
 
2013-04-26 12:35:55 PM  
SIll trade lives with her any day. She can manage the loading dock here and get chewed out if something is five min late and I will take her gobs of cash and legions of ass kissers that are at my beck and call.

/twat waffle
 
2013-04-26 12:36:12 PM  

red5ish: Don't pay any attention, it only encourages her.


She should go the PETA route and do her protesting naked. That'll show us
 
2013-04-26 12:37:04 PM  
FTFA: In her new book "I'm No Angel," the 23-year-old claims she "felt like a piece of meat" working for Victoria's Secret and opted to trade in her lingerie for a quiet life in Montana.

Will dental floss be involved?

raisin' it up
waxin' it down
 
2013-04-26 12:38:33 PM  
I have know idea, so here is a chick dressed as an angel.

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2013-04-26 12:38:52 PM  

Mentat: Aarontology: "That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men. It wasn't about modeling clothes anymore; I felt like a piece of meat,"

What exactly did she think modeling was?

I'm guessing she wasn't chosen for her brains.


I'm anxiously awaiting her book:  Deep Thoughts by Kylie Bisutti

"It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs."
"If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope he likes tacos, because that's what He's getting."
"I hope when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins."
 
2013-04-26 12:42:09 PM  
When the only talent you have is your beauty, you are a piece of meat.

/same for atheletes
 
2013-04-26 12:42:42 PM  
She's hot but fake boobies make the baby Jesus cry.
 
2013-04-26 12:44:09 PM  
She pretty
 
2013-04-26 12:45:05 PM  

basemetal: When the only talent you have is your beauty, you are a piece of meat.

/same for athletes

athletes

even.....
 
2013-04-26 12:46:26 PM  
Now, that Ben Richards, he's one mean piece of meat.
 
2013-04-26 12:46:52 PM  

basemetal: When the only talent you have is your beauty, you are a piece of meat.

/same for atheletes

www.billdamon.com

Why does that guy keep calling me 'meat'?
 
2013-04-26 12:54:02 PM  
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2013-04-26 12:54:28 PM  
We'll switch positions for week. She can do my job, and I'll model lingerie

/wait.....wut?
//it'll look like a grizzly bear modeling thongs
 
2013-04-26 12:56:26 PM  
Technically, they were treating her like a clothing hanger.  As per her contract.
 
2013-04-26 12:57:54 PM  
When I read the Fark headline, I thought this was going to be another Samantha Brick story.
 
2013-04-26 12:58:29 PM  
Anyone who likes something like this probably jacks off to she-male porn. Her rough facial structure is only overshadowed by those hideous arms and hands!

I mean look at those veiny, bony hands for farks sake! The only thing less feminine is a handlebar mustache.

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2013-04-26 12:58:32 PM  

brap: "I felt like a piece of sweetened toast," Miss Biscotti dryly noted.


All that toast and no jelly!
 
2013-04-26 01:08:40 PM  

Wartime Consiglieri: Anyone who likes something like this probably jacks off to she-male porn.


Does this fall under NTTAWWT, or is this where we collectively, as Farkers, draw the line?

(And we're greatful for Hippo's contributions...some more than others, but greatful just the same.)
 
2013-04-26 01:13:44 PM  
Didn't Crissy Moran do something similar? Starred in a bunch of porn and then went fundie and tried to get all of the movies and pictures off of the Internet. You can see her success at doing that by GISing her name.
 
2013-04-26 01:19:27 PM  
Wow that is just chock full of preciousness, isn't it?

That's when it hit me. I was being paid to strip down and pose provocatively to titillate men. It wasn't about modeling clothes anymore...God, why did you have me win the Victoria's Secret Angel competition if it was going to make me feel this way?...Bisutti recalls laying on a bed in little clothing while a photographer encouraged her to pose more provocatively...

Oh, and the coup de grace....

the 23-year-old

She doesn't even have any real problems yet, she's 23. Can you imagine the ton of bricks that is going to hit her when she turns 30?
 
2013-04-26 01:19:47 PM  

Pentaxian: Didn't Crissy Moran do something similar? Starred in a bunch of porn and then went fundie and tried to get all of the movies and pictures off of the Internet. You can see her success at doing that by GISing her name.



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