jehovahs witness protection: Two less idiots on the planet.
apotheosis27: ready for a CSB?Few years ago my buddy gets married, his bro is the 'best' man. Bro is a sociopath. Bro brings this chick from Venezuela to the wedding. He sees her chatting with another guy...a rather large fella, Beefcake.An hour or so into the reception, I'm standing in the line for the bar. Beefcake is in front of me. Beefcake is a good guy, I've known him for many years.Bro walks up nonchalantly and headbutts Beefcake, splits his face open. Blood spewing everywhere, chaos ensues. Nobody knows quite what is going on. The grandfather of the bride gets into it, trying to kill Bro. The melee separates then comes back together, spills out into the hallway of the reception place. Utter chaos. Lots of crying as you can imagine.Everyone scatters, like 200 ppl. Reception was over. Marriage lasted 6 months. Bro has been forgiven but he's still a major douche./csb
jakeone: jehovahs witness protection: Two less idiots on the planet.Two *fewer* idiots on the planet.
LandOfChocolate: Barfmaker: A pox on auto start videos. Fleas of a thousand camels, etc.Yup. I won't click on anything from abcnews or contactmusic any more.Shame on you submitter for submitting this when there are plenty of other sites to link from.
Barfmaker: A pox on auto start videos. Fleas of a thousand camels, etc.
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