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2013-04-26 11:43:55 AM
6 votes:
A pox on auto start videos. Fleas of a thousand camels, etc.
2013-04-26 01:07:31 PM
3 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: Two less idiots on the planet.


Two *fewer* idiots on the planet.
2013-04-26 01:44:00 PM
1 votes:

apotheosis27: ready for a CSB?

Few years ago my buddy gets married, his bro is the 'best' man.  Bro is a sociopath.  Bro brings this chick from Venezuela to the wedding.  He sees her chatting with another guy...a rather large fella, Beefcake.

An hour or so into the reception, I'm standing in the line for the bar.  Beefcake is in front of me.  Beefcake is a good guy, I've known him for many years.

Bro walks up nonchalantly and headbutts Beefcake, splits his face open.  Blood spewing everywhere, chaos ensues.  Nobody knows quite what is going on.  The grandfather of the bride gets into it, trying to kill Bro.  The melee separates then comes back together, spills out into the hallway of the reception place.  Utter chaos.  Lots of crying as you can imagine.

Everyone scatters, like 200 ppl.  Reception was over.  Marriage lasted 6 months.  Bro has been forgiven but he's still a major douche.

/csb


I think we were at the same wedding.

I made off with 3lbs of samosas and cheese in the confusion.
2013-04-26 01:39:40 PM
1 votes:
ready for a CSB?

Few years ago my buddy gets married, his bro is the 'best' man.  Bro is a sociopath.  Bro brings this chick from Venezuela to the wedding.  He sees her chatting with another guy...a rather large fella, Beefcake.

An hour or so into the reception, I'm standing in the line for the bar.  Beefcake is in front of me.  Beefcake is a good guy, I've known him for many years.

Bro walks up nonchalantly and headbutts Beefcake, splits his face open.  Blood spewing everywhere, chaos ensues.  Nobody knows quite what is going on.  The grandfather of the bride gets into it, trying to kill Bro.  The melee separates then comes back together, spills out into the hallway of the reception place.  Utter chaos.  Lots of crying as you can imagine.

Everyone scatters, like 200 ppl.  Reception was over.  Marriage lasted 6 months.  Bro has been forgiven but he's still a major douche.

/csb
2013-04-26 01:10:47 PM
1 votes:

jakeone: jehovahs witness protection: Two less idiots on the planet.

Two *fewer* idiots on the planet.


THIS (my pet peeve, to)
2013-04-26 01:05:09 PM
1 votes:
You have to consider that he might just be carrying out the agreed upon duties of being the "Best Man."  You know...
--Hire the strippers for the Bachelor's Party
--Organize the Groomsmen's Fittings
--Make accommodations for out of town guests
--Kill the wife if she's not working out
--And of course get those strippers back once the wife is out of the picture.
2013-04-26 01:00:41 PM
1 votes:

LandOfChocolate: Barfmaker: A pox on auto start videos. Fleas of a thousand camels, etc.

Yup.  I won't click on anything from abcnews or contactmusic any more.

Shame on you submitter for submitting this when there are plenty of other sites to link from.


Good lord take off your diapers and quit whining.
2013-04-26 12:55:33 PM
1 votes:

Barfmaker: A pox on auto start videos. Fleas of a thousand camels, etc.


Yup.  I won't click on anything from abcnews or contactmusic any more.

Shame on you submitter for submitting this when there are plenty of other sites to link from.
2013-04-26 11:47:37 AM
1 votes:
Listen here is the thing of this and that is we should do the looking at the two sides.  Obviously this is the individual upon which probably has the mental problems so we should not be so quick to say OM MAGOODNESS HE HAD THE MENS REA.Perhaps he did have this.  Perhaps he did not have this.  Is it to say he did have this then perhaps he will use the affirmative defense and perhaps he will not use the affirmative defense.  Does John Edwards know anything of this and has he been the person who was contacted?  What about the mistresses of he?  It makes me do the wondering if this man was not perhaps the paid individual by the Edwards' campaign for taking out this individual but also makes me do the wondering if this man was not that.

Regardless of this I think we can all reach the agreement on one point and that point is that the name Nation is the stupidest of names.
 
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