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2013-04-26 11:01:48 AM
Sad and crooked story.  Gets weirder every day.
 
2013-04-26 11:19:20 AM
Well, it kind of depends on what you're asking he's best at.
 
2013-04-26 11:43:55 AM
A pox on auto start videos. Fleas of a thousand camels, etc.
 
2013-04-26 11:47:37 AM
Listen here is the thing of this and that is we should do the looking at the two sides.  Obviously this is the individual upon which probably has the mental problems so we should not be so quick to say OM MAGOODNESS HE HAD THE MENS REA.Perhaps he did have this.  Perhaps he did not have this.  Is it to say he did have this then perhaps he will use the affirmative defense and perhaps he will not use the affirmative defense.  Does John Edwards know anything of this and has he been the person who was contacted?  What about the mistresses of he?  It makes me do the wondering if this man was not perhaps the paid individual by the Edwards' campaign for taking out this individual but also makes me do the wondering if this man was not that.

Regardless of this I think we can all reach the agreement on one point and that point is that the name Nation is the stupidest of names.
 
2013-04-26 12:55:33 PM

Barfmaker: A pox on auto start videos. Fleas of a thousand camels, etc.


Yup.  I won't click on anything from abcnews or contactmusic any more.

Shame on you submitter for submitting this when there are plenty of other sites to link from.
 
2013-04-26 12:56:26 PM
Best man?  Or best man ever?
 
2013-04-26 12:57:17 PM
Well, at least he took a stab at it. Being best man that is.

/I'll just take a seat here...
 
2013-04-26 12:58:53 PM
 
2013-04-26 12:59:55 PM
Bestzilla!
 
2013-04-26 01:00:36 PM
I'm sorry to disillusion you but the Best Boy and Best Girl on a movie are 1) not the best and 2) neither a boy nor a girl.

I assume the same rules apply to:

1) Best Men
2) BFF
3) Best Offers.
 
2013-04-26 01:00:41 PM

LandOfChocolate: Barfmaker: A pox on auto start videos. Fleas of a thousand camels, etc.

Yup.  I won't click on anything from abcnews or contactmusic any more.

Shame on you submitter for submitting this when there are plenty of other sites to link from.


Good lord take off your diapers and quit whining.
 
2013-04-26 01:01:59 PM
We were supposed to be dudes for life, man.
 
2013-04-26 01:02:38 PM
AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE OPTIMOI OR "BEST PEOPLE"!

To quote the Scotsman, If they're nay Scottish, they're craaaaap!

And if they are Scots or Irish-Scots, they're probably still crap. You're taking your chances, Bubba.
 
2013-04-26 01:03:17 PM

Barfmaker: A pox on auto start videos. Fleas of a thousand camels, etc.


Maybe a better browser, or at least the proper add-ons?
 
2013-04-26 01:05:09 PM
You have to consider that he might just be carrying out the agreed upon duties of being the "Best Man."  You know...
--Hire the strippers for the Bachelor's Party
--Organize the Groomsmen's Fittings
--Make accommodations for out of town guests
--Kill the wife if she's not working out
--And of course get those strippers back once the wife is out of the picture.
 
2013-04-26 01:05:56 PM
Two less idiots on the planet.
 
2013-04-26 01:06:30 PM
"Nation".  WTF.
 
2013-04-26 01:07:01 PM
Instead of murder, why couldn't he just c*nt punt her?  He'd pay a fine and walk (unlike her).
 
2013-04-26 01:07:14 PM

Barfmaker: A pox on auto start videos. Fleas of a thousand camels, etc.


This. I cringe every time I click an ABC News link, because they are notorious for auto-play video. If there is another link (in the case of Google News feeds), I'll click that instead. Fark the video, I can read, thanks.
 
2013-04-26 01:07:21 PM
jeez, and I was pissed that my best man got an ugly stripper in our hotel room at my bachelor party
 
2013-04-26 01:07:31 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Two less idiots on the planet.


Two *fewer* idiots on the planet.
 
2013-04-26 01:07:50 PM

meow said the dog: Listen here is the thing of this and that is we should do the looking at the two sides.  Obviously this is the individual upon which probably has the mental problems so we should not be so quick to say OM MAGOODNESS HE HAD THE MENS REA.Perhaps he did have this.  Perhaps he did not have this.  Is it to say he did have this then perhaps he will use the affirmative defense and perhaps he will not use the affirmative defense.  Does John Edwards know anything of this and has he been the person who was contacted?  What about the mistresses of he?  It makes me do the wondering if this man was not perhaps the paid individual by the Edwards' campaign for taking out this individual but also makes me do the wondering if this man was not that.

Regardless of this I think we can all reach the agreement on one point and that point is that the name Nation is the stupidest of names.


[what-the-fark-am-i-reading.jpg]

I agree with the last part though, who the fark names their kid "Nation"?
 
2013-04-26 01:08:01 PM
I saw this in the UK papers this morning and figured we were in for a week or so of "white girl syndrome" in news coverage.

You'd never know a couple other people got murdered in the area last week. They got a line or two on page 10Z and that was about it.
 
2013-04-26 01:10:47 PM

jakeone: jehovahs witness protection: Two less idiots on the planet.

Two *fewer* idiots on the planet.


THIS (my pet peeve, to)
 
2013-04-26 01:11:39 PM

rkiller1: jakeone: jehovahs witness protection: Two less idiots on the planet.

Two *fewer* idiots on the planet.

THIS (my pet peeve peave, to)


pet peave
 
2013-04-26 01:13:03 PM

Barfmaker: A pox on auto start videos. Fleas of a thousand camels, etc.


I am so farking tired of this.  I especially love the pages that feature a video yet have another farking video auto load in the sidebar.

Phew.  I feel better.
 
2013-04-26 01:13:47 PM
www.cheese-magnet.com

Best man?
[stab]
Guess I'm just a good man.
[stab]
Well, I'm all right.
 
2013-04-26 01:13:49 PM

skullkrusher: rkiller1: jakeone: jehovahs witness protection: Two less idiots on the planet.

Two *fewer* idiots on the planet.

THIS (my pet peeve peave, to)

pet peave


Thanks, I stand connected.
 
2013-04-26 01:14:08 PM

rkiller1: Her blog is unreadable: http://skybluestrategies.com/?page_id=115


So weird, but that actually made me feel WORSE for her, like...oh god she's dead and she can't even fix that monstrosity.
 
2013-04-26 01:14:21 PM
Who tweets their grievances over the murder of a loved one?
 
2013-04-26 01:14:52 PM

rkiller1: skullkrusher: rkiller1: jakeone: jehovahs witness protection: Two less idiots on the planet.

Two *fewer* idiots on the planet.

THIS (my pet peeve peave, to)

pet peave

Thanks, I stand connected.


you're meaning was still clear, for all intensive purposes
 
2013-04-26 01:17:31 PM
She was a democratic strategist, so nothing of value was lost.

/used to live in Raleigh, pretty sure I've seen those two in Big Boss before
//very sad
 
2013-04-26 01:17:34 PM
Will you be my Best Maniac?
 
2013-04-26 01:17:44 PM
*shrugs*  I'm not saying their Hillbillies... but
 
2013-04-26 01:18:33 PM
... runs for cover...////
 
2013-04-26 01:20:07 PM

Barfmaker: A pox on auto start videos. Fleas of a thousand camels, etc.


LandOfChocolate: Barfmaker: A pox on auto start videos. Fleas of a thousand camels, etc.

Yup.  I won't click on anything from abcnews or contactmusic any more.

Shame on you submitter for submitting this when there are plenty of other sites to link from.


/hugs the NoScript addon.
 
2013-04-26 01:20:40 PM

meow said the dog: Listen here is the thing of this and that is we should do the looking at the two sides.  Obviously this is the individual upon which probably has the mental problems so we should not be so quick to say OM MAGOODNESS HE HAD THE MENS REA.Perhaps he did have this.  Perhaps he did not have this.  Is it to say he did have this then perhaps he will use the affirmative defense and perhaps he will not use the affirmative defense.  Does John Edwards know anything of this and has he been the person who was contacted?  What about the mistresses of he?  It makes me do the wondering if this man was not perhaps the paid individual by the Edwards' campaign for taking out this individual but also makes me do the wondering if this man was not that.

Regardless of this I think we can all reach the agreement on one point and that point is that the name Nation is the stupidest of names.


Hear Hear!

skullkrusher: rkiller1: skullkrusher: rkiller1: jakeone: jehovahs witness protection: Two less idiots on the planet.

Two *fewer* idiots on the planet.

THIS (my pet peeve peave, to)

pet peave

Thanks, I stand connected.

you're meaning was still clear, for all intensive purposes


What "meaning" is that, exactly?  Can you be more pacific?
 
2013-04-26 01:20:54 PM

skullkrusher: rkiller1: skullkrusher: rkiller1: jakeone: jehovahs witness protection: Two less idiots on the planet.

Two *fewer* idiots on the planet.

THIS (my pet peeve peave, to)

pet peave

Thanks, I stand connected.

you're meaning was still clear, for all intensive purposes


Irregardless, you can't circumvent the wheel.  That's the 40 pound gorilla in the room.
 
2013-04-26 01:21:27 PM
the men were lovers and the best man couldn't take the jealousy anymore, or something. Political beard and such.
 
2013-04-26 01:23:39 PM
Looking at the mugshot it obvious that he has eaten the missing funds
 
2013-04-26 01:26:35 PM

justanothersumguy: *shrugs*  I'm not saying their Hillbillies... but


their Hillbillies what? made you squeal like a pig?
their Hillbillies knew English grammar?
spit it out man!
 
2013-04-26 01:27:09 PM
Something tells me this will be a Lifetime movie of the week.
 
2013-04-26 01:27:35 PM

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: /used to live in Raleigh


Condolences.

/DC without the museums
 
2013-04-26 01:32:36 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Two less idiots on the planet.


Fewer. Fewer idiots.
 
2013-04-26 01:34:19 PM
Wow, that's even worse than the best man I know that farked the bride on her wedding night. And that was pretty bad.
 
2013-04-26 01:35:50 PM

assjuice: jehovahs witness protection: Two less idiots on the planet.

Fewer. Fewer idiots.


Unfortunately idiots are a renewable resource
 
2013-04-26 01:37:11 PM

SkorzenyNinja: meow said the dog: Listen here is the thing of this and that is we should do the looking at the two sides.  Obviously this is the individual upon which probably has the mental problems so we should not be so quick to say OM MAGOODNESS HE HAD THE MENS REA.Perhaps he did have this.  Perhaps he did not have this.  Is it to say he did have this then perhaps he will use the affirmative defense and perhaps he will not use the affirmative defense.  Does John Edwards know anything of this and has he been the person who was contacted?  What about the mistresses of he?  It makes me do the wondering if this man was not perhaps the paid individual by the Edwards' campaign for taking out this individual but also makes me do the wondering if this man was not that.

Regardless of this I think we can all reach the agreement on one point and that point is that the name Nation is the stupidest of names.

[what-the-fark-am-i-reading.jpg]


You are not new here.
 
2013-04-26 01:37:33 PM

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad:  Raleigh


Cthulhu fhtagn!
 
2013-04-26 01:37:44 PM

skullkrusher: Unfortunately idiots are a renewable resource


'zactly. That's why I converted my Corolla to burn idiots rather than gas.
 
2013-04-26 01:38:16 PM
Broyhill told people and members of his church that he was suffering from pancreatic cancer and asking for donations, according to Rev. Nancy Petty, pastor of Pullen Memorial Baptist Church. Police have said Broyhill's claim was false and he never suffered from cancer.

What a douche.

No wonder he thought he could stab his problems away.
 
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