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(ABA Journal)   Honest parole board, I can change. Unlike the last 396 times I said that, this time's for real   (abajournal.com) divider line 35
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2013-04-26 11:26:37 AM
go on and stamp your form sonny
 
2013-04-26 12:19:22 PM
Go on and stamp your form, sonny, I don't give a shiat.
 
2013-04-26 12:19:34 PM
Isn't there a 395 strike and you're out policy?
 
2013-04-26 12:20:26 PM
Parole is just a yellow ticket of leave. He'll starve again unless he learns the meaning of the law.
 
2013-04-26 12:20:36 PM
They got a name for people like you, Hi.

That name is called "recidivism". - Repeat offender!

Not a pretty name, is it, Hi? - No, sir. That's one bonehead name.

But that ain't me anymore.

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2013-04-26 12:21:18 PM
Done in one.

or two.
 
2013-04-26 12:23:49 PM

AGremlin: They got a name for people like you, Hi.

That name is called "recidivism". - Repeat offender!

Not a pretty name, is it, Hi? - No, sir. That's one bonehead name.

But that ain't me anymore.

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You're not just telling us what we want to hear?
 
2013-04-26 12:24:20 PM
Okay then.

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2013-04-26 12:25:54 PM

ManRay: You're not just telling us what we want to hear?


Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.
 
2013-04-26 12:26:36 PM
Go on and stamp your form, sonny, I don't give a shiat.content8.flixster.com
 
2013-04-26 12:29:04 PM
I didn't know God was lost.
 
2013-04-26 12:30:29 PM
and....this is why we need better mental health care in this country.    I know it's not cheap, but it has to be cheaper than processing & handling arresting someone nearly 400 times.
 
2013-04-26 12:31:27 PM
I just am so glad it was a white guy this time. So typical..
 
2013-04-26 12:32:37 PM
Anybody quoted Shawshank or Raising Arizona yet?
 
2013-04-26 12:34:33 PM
Just came to say "okay then," glad to see that's already covered.
 
2013-04-26 12:37:43 PM

uncleacid: I didn't know God was lost.


No, God isn't lost. He lives in prison. That's where inmates find him, get forgiveness and a religiousity that lets them charm their way past the parole board. Then they exit the prison and leave God behind bars for the next inmate.
 
2013-04-26 12:38:24 PM
Miles, 51, said she found God in prison and is now a role model for young inmates.

God was arrested for first-degree smiting in 2012, and is expected to be released sometime in 2014.
 
2013-04-26 12:39:03 PM
Can't they just let her out until she is arrested enough times to hit 400?
 
2013-04-26 12:44:12 PM
Hey, I just hit you,
And I am crazy,
But here's my number,
Parole me, maybe?
 
2013-04-26 12:48:58 PM
 
2013-04-26 01:04:20 PM
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"I can change, I can change...."
 
2013-04-26 01:25:14 PM

Sean M: and....this is why we need better mental health care in this country.    I know it's not cheap, but it has to be cheaper than processing & handling arresting someone nearly 400 times.


Agreed.  Except, after the first couple dozen arrests, I'm okay with the death penalty.

It's not like they're going to ever improve after that point.  Stop wasting time and taxpayer resources.
 
2013-04-26 01:39:23 PM
life was your first chance the first parole was your second and then 395 other...your outta here!!!
 
2013-04-26 02:03:53 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: [i2.ytimg.com image 320x180]

"I can change, I can change...."


You beat me to it

Although - maybe shes cured:

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2013-04-26 02:16:07 PM
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2013-04-26 02:29:13 PM
FTA: "Prisoner Review Board chairman Adam Monreal told Miles at the hearing that he planned to inquire about her eligibility for a program of intense supervision, possibly in a community setting, under the supervision of a specialized mental health court."

That seems to be an appropriate course of action.
 
2013-04-26 02:32:48 PM

m053486: Anybody quoted Shawshank or Raising Arizona yet?


Not yet. Still waiting...
 
2013-04-26 02:46:24 PM
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2013-04-26 02:51:46 PM
Rehabilitated? Well, now, let me see. You know, I don't have any idea what that means. I know what you think it means, sonny. To me, it's just a made up word. A politician's word, sonny. Young fellas like yourself can wear a suit and a tie and have a job.
 
2013-04-26 03:03:23 PM
www.markerhistory.com

Go on and form your stamp, sonny.
 
2013-04-26 03:35:03 PM
Anyone know that one farking movie about prison with the white dude (who was like a banker or tax accountant or something) who gets thrown in the joint and befriends this black lifer? Then the banker dude escapes and goes to, like, Puerto Rico and the lifer ends up getting out and hanging himself? They show this farker like once a week on TNT...

Anyhoo, if memory serves correct, the scene where the lifer finally gets paroled is really powerful. Anyone ever see it?
 
2013-04-26 03:49:36 PM

Sean M: and....this is why we need better mental health care in this country.    I know it's not cheap, but it has to be cheaper than processing & handling arresting someone nearly 400 times.


FTFA
But she also admitted she refused to take medication for mental health issues in prison.

Unless we're willing to go all Nurse Ratchet on these people, this is going to keep happening.
 
2013-04-26 03:54:49 PM
"Honest parole board..."

"Honest, parole board,"

Punctuation is your friend.  Eats, shoots, and leaves.
 
2013-04-26 04:01:39 PM
Fool me 396 times, shame on you.
 
2013-04-26 07:35:33 PM

fat_free: Anyone know that one farking movie about prison with the white dude (who was like a banker or tax accountant or something) who gets thrown in the joint and befriends this black lifer? Then the banker dude escapes and goes to, like, Puerto Rico and the lifer ends up getting out and hanging himself? They show this farker like once a week on TNT...

Anyhoo, if memory serves correct, the scene where the lifer finally gets paroled is really powerful. Anyone ever see it?


Is that right after he receives the Ludovico treatment?
 
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