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(Lexington Herald Leader)   Somewhere in Kentucky is a horse with no name....or a condom   (kentucky.com ) divider line
    More: Strange, Kentucky, Marilyn Montavon, Kentucky State Police, Scott County, Centerville, Churchill Downs  
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2013-04-26 11:25:41 AM  
It feels good to get out of the rain?
 
2013-04-26 11:27:07 AM  
On the stud farm you can't remember your name.
 
2013-04-26 11:27:59 AM  
Cause there ain't no cause to give you no pain.
 
2013-04-26 11:28:49 AM  
After three days of the horse's cum
My skin began to turn red

/so, so sorry
 
2013-04-26 11:29:24 AM  
laaaa laaaaaaaaa laaaa laa la la laaa
 
2013-04-26 11:29:29 AM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

would like a word with you

// That is one big pile of sh*t
 
2013-04-26 11:30:15 AM  
This story could be about either a wandering horse or a random NBA player...
 
2013-04-26 11:30:40 AM  
Really?  You have a stallion amongst the mares for a year or so, and don't notice him?  On 50 acres?  Stop hiring dumbasses, maybe.
 
2013-04-26 11:31:45 AM  
Are there plants and birds and rocks and things?
 
2013-04-26 11:35:43 AM  
♫ Wild, wild horses...couldn't drag me awaaaay...♫
 
2013-04-26 11:38:01 AM  

J.Shelby: Really?  You have a stallion amongst the mares for a year or so, and don't notice him?  On 50 acres?  Stop hiring dumbasses, maybe.


Yeah, that. Even if the farmhand(s) did miss a stud amongst the mare herd in the course of 11 months (I just got dumber just by typing that...),
surely a vet  or a farrier would've noticed the big, swinging difference in one horse. I sense, ummm, horseplay.
 
2013-04-26 11:44:40 AM  
Worst Neil Young song evar.
 
2013-04-26 11:45:21 AM  
A quick call to Alpo and his problems are solved.
 
2013-04-26 11:49:23 AM  
If it turns out that Barbaro or some other dead champion is the frozen papa of these foals what happens?  Are they banned from racing?
 
2013-04-26 11:53:21 AM  
I blame those sluts. Strutting around wagging there tails.
 
2013-04-26 11:55:54 AM  
They  never noticed the big smile on this horse's face.
 
2013-04-26 11:58:52 AM  

dryknife: Worst Neil Young song evar.


Got mashed potatoes.... ain't got no t-bone
 
2013-04-26 11:58:59 AM  
With attention to detail like that, who's to say that stud isn't the offspring of one of the mares in the paddock? Would be interesting to see if the DNA results come back to the same herd.
 
2013-04-26 11:59:07 AM  

DaddyRat: J.Shelby: Really?  You have a stallion amongst the mares for a year or so, and don't notice him?  On 50 acres?  Stop hiring dumbasses, maybe.

Yeah, that. Even if the farmhand(s) did miss a stud amongst the mare herd in the course of 11 months (I just got dumber just by typing that...),
surely a vet  or a farrier would've noticed the big, swinging difference in one horse. I sense, ummm, horseplay.


That was my first idea.  If the horses are so valuable then why the hell would you not check on them?  How would you know if a few came up missing or got taken by coyotes? How would you miss the very randy and happy male horse for almost a year?

Got to admit, the fella had a hell of a run and a good year, only his good year was rubber free.
 
2013-04-26 12:00:43 PM  
In all fairness, can you imagine trying to roll on a condom with just hooves?

And just to get it out of the way and over with, I post a pony looking lecherously.

th07.deviantart.net
 
2013-04-26 12:03:38 PM  
CSB:

When I was about 12 or so, I was hiking in an Arizona desert with my mom and brother when a guy came by with two horses and offered for us to ride them.  We took his offer and asked what the horses names were, and he said they didn't have names.

tl;dr - I rode through the desert on a horse with no name
 
2013-04-26 12:04:37 PM  

stuffy: I blame those sluts. Strutting around wagging there tails.


Sorry I just couldn't resist.
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2013-04-26 12:09:56 PM  

Bruxellensis: CSB:

When I was about 12 or so, I was hiking in an Arizona desert with my mom and brother when a guy came by with two horses and offered for us to ride them.  We took his offer and asked what the horses names were, and he said they didn't have names.

tl;dr - I rode through the desert on a horse with no name


Some random dude just offered to let you mount his mighty steed, and you accepted?
 
2013-04-26 12:10:27 PM  
Picture of the suspect was just released...
cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-04-26 12:11:00 PM  

TNel: stuffy: I blame those sluts. Strutting around wagging there tails.

Sorry I just couldn't resist.
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Where tails?
 
2013-04-26 12:12:47 PM  
I hate it when bands name themselves after places...every time I hear this song I blurt out "God I f*cking hate America" before I can catch myself, and people look at me funny.
 
2013-04-26 12:16:08 PM  

Bondith: Bruxellensis: CSB:

When I was about 12 or so, I was hiking in an Arizona desert with my mom and brother when a guy came by with two horses and offered for us to ride them.  We took his offer and asked what the horses names were, and he said they didn't have names.

tl;dr - I rode through the desert on a horse with no name

Some random dude just offered to let you mount his mighty steed, and you accepted?


He held the reins for both horses, and walked in front with my mom (he was quite possibly hitting on her).  Neither my bro nor I had any control over the horses.
 
2013-04-26 12:32:27 PM  
No sir, I dont like it.
 
2013-04-26 12:37:09 PM  
naturally Bourbon was involved
 
2013-04-26 12:40:41 PM  
BS. This is pure BS. I don't care how big your fields are, you'll notice a new horse. The OTHER horses will tell you about the new horse. OK,  I get why she wasn't there, but her farm manager didn't catch this?  No way. He either knew about it or gave the owner permission, and now that there's ramifications he's playing dumb. In any event he should be fired.
 
2013-04-26 12:45:56 PM  

Bondith: After three days of the horse's cum
My skin began to turn red

/so, so sorry


s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2013-04-26 02:26:06 PM  
Alligator lizards in the air!
 
2013-04-26 03:46:44 PM  

Loaf's Tray: I hate it when bands name themselves after places...every time I hear this song I blurt out "God I f*cking hate America" before I can catch myself, and people look at me funny.


They should look at you funny no matter how they interpret what you said, because clearly your taste in music sucks.

/Stop not liking what I like!
 
2013-04-26 04:30:13 PM  
A sixth mare, Snuggles, had a dead foal inside her, and Montavon said she and a veterinarian agreed it was more humane to euthanize her than to try to remove the foal from the womb.

Can someone explain to me how killing the mare is more humane?  If they mean 'less expensive' then yes I could agree with the statement. Can horses just not recover from things like that?

Read more here: http://www.kentucky.com/2013/04/23/2612602/mystery-horse-impregnates- f ive.html#storylink=cpy
 
TWX
2013-04-26 04:45:22 PM  
White people problems...
 
2013-04-26 05:50:24 PM  

pag1107: If it turns out that Barbaro or some other dead champion is the frozen papa of these foals what happens?  Are they banned from racing?


No frozen papas allowed in the Thoroughbred breed.  Live cover only.

Maybe I misread this, and I agree there are holes in the story, but I thought the colt was sent to Illinois before the foals were born.
 
2013-04-26 07:27:32 PM  
If she finds out that the stallion wandered in from Indiana, she could name the offspring "Hoosier Daddy ___?".

Got nothin.
 
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