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2013-04-26 08:18:55 AM
3 votes:
Now that he's in the prison system, just a few years from now he will be rehabilitated then he can rejoin society and become a responsible, productive American again.
2013-04-26 09:05:23 AM
2 votes:

stevarooni: a bowel movement of extended duration is cause for a Newsflash


This is nothing new. The New York Post has been a bowel movement of extended duration since its founding.
2013-04-26 08:32:04 AM
2 votes:

tuxq: A through-and-through bullet wound is treated the same as blunt force trauma, it's not that serious.

If it hits an organ or major artery, it's obviously more serious, but in this case, it did not.

He stuck a .223 rifle in his mouth and tried to kill himself. Little did he know, that only works if it goes into the brain. .223 isn't exactly the largest bullet (size can compensate for bad aim to some degree)


He then used a disintegrator ray to get rid of the .223 rifle before police could arrive to take him into custody. Investigators are still attempting to determine how he managed to get rid of all traces of the disintegrator ray.
2013-04-26 08:28:39 AM
2 votes:

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Frizbone: I hope they feed him pork....and only have the pages of the Koran used as toilet paper. Allah and Mohammad will be joining themselves inside the bowl of his toilet every day.

So, you're saying Muslims, out of all religious denominations, deserve special punishment if they commit a crime? Dude, insulting his religion isn't the way to go. Insult his intelligence, or just stick to soap jokes.


Dude, your soap is so ugly that dirt gets *SCARED* off you.
2013-04-26 08:22:43 AM
2 votes:
Not just any prison...

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2013-04-26 10:38:18 AM
1 votes:

whenIsayGO: maggoo: But no one will care to know if the Boston PD has the habit of shooting unarmed suspects, particularly those involved in terrorist attacks.

If that's what happened, I don't really blame them for shooting at someone who (or the person he was with) had already shot several cops and thrown bombs at them during the same chase.  If you shoot people while running from police, I think you forfeit your right to be assumed unarmed for the remainder of the pursuit.


I believe proper police protocol calls for the officer or officers to approach the boat deliberately and loudly while politely shouting, "Excuse me sir.  Boston Police Department here.  We're going to let bygones be bygones.  In fact, we thank you for murdering our citizens and fellow officers.  Now, would you be kind enough to indicate whether or not you are currently armed, and if at all possible would you describe the nature of your current arsenal?  Thanks in advance and have a wonderful day!"
2013-04-26 10:30:06 AM
1 votes:

Pichu0102: cheyanne9: Was he was called for Jury duty?

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Wow. This is the probably the worst political cartoon I've ever seen. Not only does it have no point, but it's just as offensive as hell.


I think its point is that we should strip all the rights away from anyone we don't like enough.  You know, the standard philosophy of inbred, ignorant, cave dwelling Americans, also known as the GOP.
2013-04-26 09:55:56 AM
1 votes:

Phineas: maggoo: Dr.Mxyzptlk.: Think prisoners are a black ops team for true justice.

Tsarnaev will be treated with utmost respect by the system. He'll have visits from a Iman and fellow muslims to pray with and share his jihad journey. In time he'll have ghost writers visiting to tell his story.

Hell he already had a judge come and visit him at bedside.

The way this country perverts everything, next year at the Boston marathon will probably see the  Chechen flag paraded down the route.

You are confusing the fact that US citizens do have rights with some sort of pampering.

Your country is only as good as how well it treats its worse citizens.

Since we hand out free food and phones to all the lazy ones, we must be the best country ever


Many of us do think America is the best country ever (although we are hardly unique in not allowing our poor to starve) - I guess you prefer Nazi Germany, Mr. Hitler? :D
2013-04-26 09:51:58 AM
1 votes:

maggoo: Theaetetus: If you just tried to kill yourself by shooting a rifle into the back of your throat and you're crawling into a boat to die, you probably aren't taking the time to bury a rifle. So how come it hasn't been found?

Plus, he also received at least a gunshot to a leg.  I wonder how they can spin this into something a fugitive does intentionally, or to commit suicide.


He just wanted to even up the odds to make it more sporting.  Wounding himself in the leg and throat was a convenient way to do it.
2013-04-26 09:37:40 AM
1 votes:

meatsack_01: This little guy had an entire lifetime ahead of him.


Not with those teeth. Here's a digital projection indicating that, at that rate, he'd be dead within three years:
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2013-04-26 09:36:55 AM
1 votes:
he might get a 5 star room with a HDTV and a Xbox. discuss ..
2013-04-26 09:16:15 AM
1 votes:

dittybopper: Point02GPA: YixilTesiphon: dittybopper: jso2897: willfullyobscure: farkin white guys. so typical, you know?

People are the product of their experiences - a fact that applies to you and me both, pal.

Actually, I'm the sum of my experiences.

I'm the integral over the path of my experiences.

I'm the sum of stardust.

STENDEC


OMG!!!!! What a reference...U rock big time.
2013-04-26 09:15:57 AM
1 votes:

Mentalpatient87: This seems like a rather uneventful thing to write a news article about. Sure, the subject is big news, but who cares that they're moving him to a different place?


We have 8 stories a day on Fark about goddamn cats. I think this is a lot more newsworthy that a lot of the crap that goes across my screen on a daily basis.
2013-04-26 09:02:01 AM
1 votes:

YixilTesiphon: dittybopper: jso2897: willfullyobscure: farkin white guys. so typical, you know?

People are the product of their experiences - a fact that applies to you and me both, pal.

Actually, I'm the sum of my experiences.

I'm the integral over the path of my experiences.


Ah, but at your root, you're as irrational as the rest of us.

/I just used math puns to call you a toddler.
2013-04-26 08:58:29 AM
1 votes:

dittybopper: jso2897: willfullyobscure: farkin white guys. so typical, you know?

People are the product of their experiences - a fact that applies to you and me both, pal.

Actually, I'm the sum of my experiences.


I'm the integral over the path of my experiences.
2013-04-26 08:58:13 AM
1 votes:

jso2897: cheyanne9: Was he was called for Jury duty?

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Ramirez - lol.


You know who else didn't care for Ramirez?

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2013-04-26 08:48:15 AM
1 votes:
I heard he posted bail.
2013-04-26 08:36:54 AM
1 votes:

Theaetetus: tuxq: A through-and-through bullet wound is treated the same as blunt force trauma, it's not that serious.

If it hits an organ or major artery, it's obviously more serious, but in this case, it did not.

He stuck a .223 rifle in his mouth and tried to kill himself. Little did he know, that only works if it goes into the brain. .223 isn't exactly the largest bullet (size can compensate for bad aim to some degree)

He then used a disintegrator ray to get rid of the .223 rifle before police could arrive to take him into custody. Investigators are still attempting to determine how he managed to get rid of all traces of the disintegrator ray.


Obviously the disintegrator ray was made from frozen blood, so it melted by the time they got there. Duh.
2013-04-26 08:36:20 AM
1 votes:
Thought this meant he died.

Anyway I'm confused and amazed that if he really shot himself then it had to be before he got in the boat without weapons which means he layed there for 6 hours bleeding without dying.
Even my 13-year-old said "you were supposed to point UP dude".
2013-04-26 08:33:49 AM
1 votes:

Theaetetus: tuxq: A through-and-through bullet wound is treated the same as blunt force trauma, it's not that serious.

If it hits an organ or major artery, it's obviously more serious, but in this case, it did not.

He stuck a .223 rifle in his mouth and tried to kill himself. Little did he know, that only works if it goes into the brain. .223 isn't exactly the largest bullet (size can compensate for bad aim to some degree)

He then used a disintegrator ray to get rid of the .223 rifle before police could arrive to take him into custody. Investigators are still attempting to determine how he managed to get rid of all traces of the disintegrator ray.


A mirror?
2013-04-26 08:26:58 AM
1 votes:

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Frizbone: I hope they feed him pork....and only have the pages of the Koran used as toilet paper. Allah and Mohammad will be joining themselves inside the bowl of his toilet every day.

So, you're saying Muslims, out of all religious denominations, deserve special punishment if they commit a crime? Dude, insulting his religion isn't the way to go. Insult his intelligence, or just stick to soap jokes.


Yes I do. 99.999% of Muslims are in fact terrorists...Nothing is good about that religion.
2013-04-26 08:26:54 AM
1 votes:

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Frizbone: I hope they feed him pork....and only have the pages of the Koran used as toilet paper. Allah and Mohammad will be joining themselves inside the bowl of his toilet every day.

So, you're saying Muslims, out of all religious denominations, deserve special punishment if they commit a crime? Dude, insulting his religion isn't the way to go. Insult his intelligence, or just stick to soap jokes.


I'm sure if he were any religion, Fark would find a way to insult it.
2013-04-26 08:24:39 AM
1 votes:

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Wow, that sure was a fast recovery from a bullet to the neck.

Is that normal, or was there even more media bullshiat out there we'll spend years debunking?


A self-inflicted bullet to the neck while not in possession of a firearm.
2013-04-26 08:24:28 AM
1 votes:

Frizbone: I hope they feed him pork....and only have the pages of the Koran used as toilet paper. Allah and Mohammad will be joining themselves inside the bowl of his toilet every day.


Yes, because feeding into religious persecution fantasies is the best way to deal with militants and surely won't inspire more violence from others.
2013-04-26 08:20:04 AM
1 votes:
Let the rape commence!

In before the "prison rape isn't funny" comments.
 
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