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2013-04-26 08:16:00 AM  
pffft.... not in the Elvis sense, so STFU and GBTW...
 
2013-04-26 08:17:33 AM  
Good.  Maybe reality will start to sink in for him that he is now completely farked.
 
2013-04-26 08:18:55 AM  
Now that he's in the prison system, just a few years from now he will be rehabilitated then he can rejoin society and become a responsible, productive American again.
 
2013-04-26 08:20:04 AM  
Let the rape commence!

In before the "prison rape isn't funny" comments.
 
2013-04-26 08:20:59 AM  
This seems like a rather uneventful thing to write a news article about. Sure, the subject is big news, but who cares that they're moving him to a different place?
 
2013-04-26 08:21:14 AM  
I hope they feed him pork....and only have the pages of the Koran used as toilet paper. Allah and Mohammad will be joining themselves inside the bowl of his toilet every day.
 
2013-04-26 08:21:16 AM  
So how many articles about these assholes and their little stunt will get greened today?
 
2013-04-26 08:21:17 AM  
Wow, that sure was a fast recovery from a bullet to the neck.

Is that normal, or was there even more media bullshiat out there we'll spend years debunking?
 
2013-04-26 08:22:43 AM  
Not just any prison...

archive.heinessen.com
 
2013-04-26 08:22:51 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: Let the rape commence!

In before the "prison rape isn't funny" comments.


It is funny, in the sense that 99% of it exists only in your overactive, homoerotic imagination.
 
2013-04-26 08:23:14 AM  

Frizbone: I hope they feed him pork....and only have the pages of the Koran used as toilet paper. Allah and Mohammad will be joining themselves inside the bowl of his toilet every day.


So, you're saying Muslims, out of all religious denominations, deserve special punishment if they commit a crime? Dude, insulting his religion isn't the way to go. Insult his intelligence, or just stick to soap jokes.
 
2013-04-26 08:23:22 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Wow, that sure was a fast recovery from a bullet to the neck.

Is that normal, or was there even more media bullshiat out there we'll spend years debunking?


I'm sure that was a rhetorical question.
 
2013-04-26 08:24:26 AM  

nekom: Good.  Maybe reality will start to sink in for him that he is now completely farked.


I'm guessing he thought that while being chased around all day with gunshot wounds.
 
2013-04-26 08:24:28 AM  

Frizbone: I hope they feed him pork....and only have the pages of the Koran used as toilet paper. Allah and Mohammad will be joining themselves inside the bowl of his toilet every day.


Yes, because feeding into religious persecution fantasies is the best way to deal with militants and surely won't inspire more violence from others.
 
2013-04-26 08:24:36 AM  
Of course, the soap could have been made from pig fat.

Actually, how common is that? How do they make soap nowadays?
 
2013-04-26 08:24:36 AM  
Hope they kill him before becoming a celebrity.
 
2013-04-26 08:24:39 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Wow, that sure was a fast recovery from a bullet to the neck.

Is that normal, or was there even more media bullshiat out there we'll spend years debunking?


A self-inflicted bullet to the neck while not in possession of a firearm.
 
2013-04-26 08:25:17 AM  

jso2897: It is funny, in the sense that 99% of it exists only in your overactive, homoerotic imagination.


Check the stats, prison rape is a very real thing. Aside from those that are reported, there are most likely 10 times more not reported because "snitches get stitches".
 
2013-04-26 08:25:30 AM  
CNN considers this breaking news. Everything is now breaking news.
 
2013-04-26 08:25:32 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Wow, that sure was a fast recovery from a bullet to the neck.

Is that normal, or was there even more media bullshiat out there we'll spend years debunking?


thats what i thought until i read it was a long term care prison for prisoners. so i guess hes well enough to go there now.
 
2013-04-26 08:26:02 AM  

MacWizard: omnibus_necanda_sunt: Wow, that sure was a fast recovery from a bullet to the neck.

Is that normal, or was there even more media bullshiat out there we'll spend years debunking?

I'm sure that was a rhetorical question.


Wait, what? I was told he had a bullet wound to his neck, which is why there was blood all over the boat.
 
2013-04-26 08:26:35 AM  
Hey, I went to Fort Devens for dittybopper school, back when the USAISD was there (United States Army Intelligence School, Fort Devens).

I wonder if he's being held in the barracks I used to live in?

(runs and checks Google Earth).

Nope.  The barracks I was in are right next to the "Fort Devens Museum", which used to be our old mess hall.   The blatantly obvious prison facility is about 1,600 yards due south of there.
 
2013-04-26 08:26:54 AM  

YixilTesiphon: omnibus_necanda_sunt: Wow, that sure was a fast recovery from a bullet to the neck.

Is that normal, or was there even more media bullshiat out there we'll spend years debunking?

A self-inflicted bullet to the neck while not in possession of a firearm.


Suicide by cop?
 
2013-04-26 08:26:54 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Frizbone: I hope they feed him pork....and only have the pages of the Koran used as toilet paper. Allah and Mohammad will be joining themselves inside the bowl of his toilet every day.

So, you're saying Muslims, out of all religious denominations, deserve special punishment if they commit a crime? Dude, insulting his religion isn't the way to go. Insult his intelligence, or just stick to soap jokes.


I'm sure if he were any religion, Fark would find a way to insult it.
 
2013-04-26 08:26:58 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Frizbone: I hope they feed him pork....and only have the pages of the Koran used as toilet paper. Allah and Mohammad will be joining themselves inside the bowl of his toilet every day.

So, you're saying Muslims, out of all religious denominations, deserve special punishment if they commit a crime? Dude, insulting his religion isn't the way to go. Insult his intelligence, or just stick to soap jokes.


Yes I do. 99.999% of Muslims are in fact terrorists...Nothing is good about that religion.
 
2013-04-26 08:27:10 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Of course, the soap could have been made from pig fat.

Actually, how common is that? How do they make soap nowadays?


Animal tallow is very commonly used at chemical plants, including ones that make cosmetics/toiletries.

Sometimes it spills. But that 250,000 gallon tank mentioned in the story probably supplied the multitude of chemical plants along the Houston Ship Channel.
 
2013-04-26 08:27:38 AM  
Well, April is almost over. Here's to a return to normalcy.
 
2013-04-26 08:28:39 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Frizbone: I hope they feed him pork....and only have the pages of the Koran used as toilet paper. Allah and Mohammad will be joining themselves inside the bowl of his toilet every day.

So, you're saying Muslims, out of all religious denominations, deserve special punishment if they commit a crime? Dude, insulting his religion isn't the way to go. Insult his intelligence, or just stick to soap jokes.


Dude, your soap is so ugly that dirt gets *SCARED* off you.
 
2013-04-26 08:29:07 AM  
A through-and-through bullet wound is treated the same as blunt force trauma, it's not that serious.

If it hits an organ or major artery, it's obviously more serious, but in this case, it did not.

He stuck a .223 rifle in his mouth and tried to kill himself. Little did he know, that only works if it goes into the brain. .223 isn't exactly the largest bullet (size can compensate for bad aim to some degree)
 
2013-04-26 08:29:58 AM  
FTA, "has been charged with federal crimes including conspiring to use a weapon of mass destruction..."

I guess we found plenty of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, now.
 
2013-04-26 08:31:00 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: jso2897: It is funny, in the sense that 99% of it exists only in your overactive, homoerotic imagination.

Check the stats, prison rape is a very real thing. Aside from those that are reported, there are most likely 10 times more not reported because "snitches get stitches".


Don't stop believin', sweet-cheeks.
 
2013-04-26 08:31:31 AM  

Freakin Rican: omnibus_necanda_sunt: Wow, that sure was a fast recovery from a bullet to the neck.

Is that normal, or was there even more media bullshiat out there we'll spend years debunking?

thats what i thought until i read it was a long term care prison for prisoners. so i guess hes well enough to go there now.


That and now well enough for the FBI can start their interrogation without the hospital medical yelling 'No, you'll rip out his stitches' or 'Stop, he can't lose more blood'.  Can't have civilians always stopping the fun you are having competing with the CIA.  You need FBI doctors and nurses who are cleared for FBI 'medical' needs.
 
2013-04-26 08:32:04 AM  

tuxq: A through-and-through bullet wound is treated the same as blunt force trauma, it's not that serious.

If it hits an organ or major artery, it's obviously more serious, but in this case, it did not.

He stuck a .223 rifle in his mouth and tried to kill himself. Little did he know, that only works if it goes into the brain. .223 isn't exactly the largest bullet (size can compensate for bad aim to some degree)


He then used a disintegrator ray to get rid of the .223 rifle before police could arrive to take him into custody. Investigators are still attempting to determine how he managed to get rid of all traces of the disintegrator ray.
 
2013-04-26 08:32:39 AM  

Freakin Rican: thats what i thought until i read it was a long term care prison for prisoners. so i guess hes well enough to go there now.


More like a hospital built like a prison I think. It makes sense to put him somewhere where he can get medical tratment that doesn't require an ICU or trauma unit and can be easily secured (unlike a hospital with multiple entries and exits). BPD must have been paying out a fortune in overtime over the last week guarding the hospital that he was in. Not so much to keep him in but to keep pissed off people out.
 
2013-04-26 08:32:43 AM  

Frizbone: omnibus_necanda_sunt: Frizbone: I hope they feed him pork....and only have the pages of the Koran used as toilet paper. Allah and Mohammad will be joining themselves inside the bowl of his toilet every day.

So, you're saying Muslims, out of all religious denominations, deserve special punishment if they commit a crime? Dude, insulting his religion isn't the way to go. Insult his intelligence, or just stick to soap jokes.

Yes I do. 99.999% of Muslims are in fact terrorists...Nothing is good about that religion.


Plonked.

Do yourselves a favor and plonk PopcornJohnny, too.

If you want to be proactive, plonk atomicmask, B.L.Z. Bub, canyoneer, CigaretteSmokingMan, depmode98, MJMaloney187, seadoo2006, The Face of Oblivion, and ZzeusS.
 
2013-04-26 08:33:14 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: FTA, "has been charged with federal crimes including conspiring to use a weapon of mass destruction..."

I guess we found plenty of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, now.


These 2 bastards had more WMD's than Iraq and we spent trillions and killed half a million Iraqi civilians in the process. Go figure!

We all know it was funded by secretive contracts with oil companies to get oil field rights and land for the pipeline ... or do we?

/my kevlar helmet is lined with foil, just in case
//just regurgitating the crap i hear, not really standing by any of it
 
2013-04-26 08:33:16 AM  

Theaetetus: tuxq: A through-and-through bullet wound is treated the same as blunt force trauma, it's not that serious.

If it hits an organ or major artery, it's obviously more serious, but in this case, it did not.

He stuck a .223 rifle in his mouth and tried to kill himself. Little did he know, that only works if it goes into the brain. .223 isn't exactly the largest bullet (size can compensate for bad aim to some degree)

He then used a disintegrator ray to get rid of the .223 rifle before police could arrive to take him into custody. Investigators are still attempting to determine how he managed to get rid of all traces of the disintegrator ray.


Disintegrator ray registration now!
 
2013-04-26 08:33:49 AM  

Theaetetus: tuxq: A through-and-through bullet wound is treated the same as blunt force trauma, it's not that serious.

If it hits an organ or major artery, it's obviously more serious, but in this case, it did not.

He stuck a .223 rifle in his mouth and tried to kill himself. Little did he know, that only works if it goes into the brain. .223 isn't exactly the largest bullet (size can compensate for bad aim to some degree)

He then used a disintegrator ray to get rid of the .223 rifle before police could arrive to take him into custody. Investigators are still attempting to determine how he managed to get rid of all traces of the disintegrator ray.


A mirror?
 
2013-04-26 08:34:08 AM  

Mentalpatient87: This seems like a rather uneventful thing to write a news article about. Sure, the subject is big news, but who cares that they're moving him to a different place?


In a 24/7 news environment, a bowel movement of extended duration is cause for a Newsflash.  It isn't important, but it's something they can talk about that's New™...so that's what news is, right?  :D
 
2013-04-26 08:34:54 AM  

Theaetetus: tuxq: A through-and-through bullet wound is treated the same as blunt force trauma, it's not that serious.

If it hits an organ or major artery, it's obviously more serious, but in this case, it did not.

He stuck a .223 rifle in his mouth and tried to kill himself. Little did he know, that only works if it goes into the brain. .223 isn't exactly the largest bullet (size can compensate for bad aim to some degree)

He then used a disintegrator ray to get rid of the .223 rifle before police could arrive to take him into custody. Investigators are still attempting to determine how he managed to get rid of all traces of the disintegrator ray.


So, if you fail so bad that you can't even kill yourself, would you continue carrying the rifle before finding a resting place to rest/die? I wouldn't bother.
 
2013-04-26 08:36:20 AM  
Thought this meant he died.

Anyway I'm confused and amazed that if he really shot himself then it had to be before he got in the boat without weapons which means he layed there for 6 hours bleeding without dying.
Even my 13-year-old said "you were supposed to point UP dude".
 
2013-04-26 08:36:51 AM  

lack of warmth: That and now well enough for the FBI can start their interrogation without the hospital medical yelling 'No, you'll rip out his stitches' or 'Stop, he can't lose more blood'.  Can't have civilians always stopping the fun you are having competing with the CIA.


How right you areA federal magistrate judge has set off a firestorm of criticism for ending the interrogation of the  surviving Boston Marathon bombing suspect before, lawmakers contend, law enforcement officials had concluded their initial interview.
On Monday morning, Magistrate Judge Marianne B. Bowler visited Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's hospital bedside to preside over his first court appearance, reading him his Miranda rights and informing him of his right to remain silent. That ended the suspect's cooperation in questioning that the Department of Justice's High-Value Interrogation Group had begun under a public safety exception to Miranda, when it can legally question a suspect without a lawyer present.

"The interrogation ended, and yet my understanding is that the FBI wanted to continue doing it," said [Rep. Pete] King.  "This certainly was cut short and why it was done by the attorney general and why the FBI wasn't notified about it in advance, why it wasn't discussed, I just don't have the answer."
 
2013-04-26 08:36:54 AM  

Theaetetus: tuxq: A through-and-through bullet wound is treated the same as blunt force trauma, it's not that serious.

If it hits an organ or major artery, it's obviously more serious, but in this case, it did not.

He stuck a .223 rifle in his mouth and tried to kill himself. Little did he know, that only works if it goes into the brain. .223 isn't exactly the largest bullet (size can compensate for bad aim to some degree)

He then used a disintegrator ray to get rid of the .223 rifle before police could arrive to take him into custody. Investigators are still attempting to determine how he managed to get rid of all traces of the disintegrator ray.


Obviously the disintegrator ray was made from frozen blood, so it melted by the time they got there. Duh.
 
2013-04-26 08:36:58 AM  

dittybopper: Hey, I went to Fort Devens for dittybopper school, back when the USAISD was there (United States Army Intelligence School, Fort Devens).


Did they succeed or are you just as dumb as ever?
 
2013-04-26 08:36:59 AM  

lack of warmth: Freakin Rican: omnibus_necanda_sunt: Wow, that sure was a fast recovery from a bullet to the neck.

Is that normal, or was there even more media bullshiat out there we'll spend years debunking?

thats what i thought until i read it was a long term care prison for prisoners. so i guess hes well enough to go there now.

That and now well enough for the FBI can start their interrogation without the hospital medical yelling 'No, you'll rip out his stitches' or 'Stop, he can't lose more blood'.  Can't have civilians always stopping the fun you are having competing with the CIA.  You need FBI doctors and nurses who are cleared for FBI 'medical' needs.


lol oh god.

quick question for anyone:
why not qitmo bay? isnt that for "terriorist"? or just for federal terrorist? is it still open?

 time to google
 
2013-04-26 08:37:21 AM  

tuxq: Theaetetus: tuxq: A through-and-through bullet wound is treated the same as blunt force trauma, it's not that serious.

If it hits an organ or major artery, it's obviously more serious, but in this case, it did not.

He stuck a .223 rifle in his mouth and tried to kill himself. Little did he know, that only works if it goes into the brain. .223 isn't exactly the largest bullet (size can compensate for bad aim to some degree)

He then used a disintegrator ray to get rid of the .223 rifle before police could arrive to take him into custody. Investigators are still attempting to determine how he managed to get rid of all traces of the disintegrator ray.

So, if you fail so bad that you can't even kill yourself, would you continue carrying the rifle before finding a resting place to rest/die? I wouldn't bother.


And this too
 
2013-04-26 08:37:31 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: Let the rape commence!

In before the "prison rape isn't funny" comments.


Or, in before the "prison rape" is largely an urban myth comments?
 
2013-04-26 08:37:35 AM  

stevarooni: Mentalpatient87: This seems like a rather uneventful thing to write a news article about. Sure, the subject is big news, but who cares that they're moving him to a different place?

In a 24/7 news environment, a bowel movement of extended duration is cause for a Newsflash.  It isn't important, but it's something they can talk about that's New™...so that's what news is, right?  :D


That's how we get shiat that's a local, or at most a regional, news story occupying national news.  I'm not talking about this particular case, which is clearly a national story, but stuff like "AMWG" stories (Attractive Missing White Girl), or some relatively minor case of violence that gets blown out of proportion because there is an angle that the news media can work.
 
2013-04-26 08:40:41 AM  
Think prisoners are a black ops team for true justice.

Tsarnaev will be treated with utmost respect by the system. He'll have visits from a Iman and fellow muslims to pray with and share his jihad journey. In time he'll have ghost writers visiting to tell his story.

Hell he already had a judge come and visit him at bedside.

The way this country perverts everything, next year at the Boston marathon will probably see the  Chechen flag paraded down the route.
 
2013-04-26 08:41:59 AM  

tuxq: Theaetetus: tuxq: A through-and-through bullet wound is treated the same as blunt force trauma, it's not that serious.

If it hits an organ or major artery, it's obviously more serious, but in this case, it did not.

He stuck a .223 rifle in his mouth and tried to kill himself. Little did he know, that only works if it goes into the brain. .223 isn't exactly the largest bullet (size can compensate for bad aim to some degree)

He then used a disintegrator ray to get rid of the .223 rifle before police could arrive to take him into custody. Investigators are still attempting to determine how he managed to get rid of all traces of the disintegrator ray.

So, if you fail so bad that you can't even kill yourself, would you continue carrying the rifle before finding a resting place to rest/die? I wouldn't bother.


If you just tried to kill yourself by shooting a rifle into the back of your throat and you're crawling into a boat to die, you probably aren't taking the time to bury a rifle. So how come it hasn't been found?

/also, where are you getting your info? Believe it or not, your comment in this thread is the first relevant hit on Google for ".223 rifle Tsarnaev".
 
2013-04-26 08:42:48 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Wow, that sure was a fast recovery from a bullet to the neck.

Is that normal, or was there even more media bullshiat out there we'll spend years debunking?


Are we sure it was a bullet, and not, say, a piece of the flashbang the cops chucked in the boat?

Just curious.
 
2013-04-26 08:42:52 AM  
Was he was called for Jury duty?

www.investors.com
 
2013-04-26 08:43:01 AM  

Great_Milenko: Popcorn Johnny: Let the rape commence!

In before the "prison rape isn't funny" comments.

Or, in before the "prison rape" is largely an urban myth comments?


Well, you certainly aren't going to get in before a bunch of suburban white boys posting from their mommy's basements about what goes on in a place they've never been, based on "statistics" tabulated by sob-sister "inmate's rights" groups.
Yeah, there's rape in prison. There's also plenty of rape outside of prison. It just isn't the everyday event some would have you believe.
But then - people believe what they want to believe, and there's no changing that.
/My contribution to this "discussion" - over. Y'all keep fapping to your fantasy.
 
2013-04-26 08:43:03 AM  

WhoopAssWayne: dittybopper: Hey, I went to Fort Devens for dittybopper school, back when the USAISD was there (United States Army Intelligence School, Fort Devens).

Did they succeed or are you just as dumb as ever?


You've got it backwards.  Successful training in military intelligence decreases said intelligence.

/I keed; my sister's MOS at one time was 35G
 
2013-04-26 08:44:38 AM  

WhoopAssWayne: dittybopper: Hey, I went to Fort Devens for dittybopper school, back when the USAISD was there (United States Army Intelligence School, Fort Devens).

Did they succeed or are you just as dumb as ever?


Hell, I'm dumb as ever.  But I've learned enough over the years to know that I'm dumb, and to recognize that most people are just as dumb as I, if not more so.  The difference is that I acknowledge it, while most people are confident in the face of their own ignorance.

But I didn't learn that at Fort Devens, which was a school for signals intelligence, or SIGINT.   Mostly, I just learned Morse code, how to operate a KSR "mill" and an R-390 receiver (both of which were long obsolete), and some classified stuff I can't talk about.

But the majority of it was just learning Morse, and getting up to 20 WPM on random code groups, with a 97% accuracy rate.  That's what you needed to pass.  And you wanted to pass, because if you didn't, the Army could put you in whatever specialty they needed you in.  Rarely does that sort of thing work out for the better.
 
2013-04-26 08:44:46 AM  
The article deliberately mentions that his heart monitor didn't make a blip when they told him about the death penalty. That's a sly way of calling him heartless. Fine journalism there, Lou.
 
2013-04-26 08:45:28 AM  
farkin white guys. so typical, you know?
 
2013-04-26 08:45:49 AM  

dyfsunctional: The article deliberately mentions that his heart monitor didn't make a blip when they told him about the death penalty. That's a sly way of calling him heartless. Fine journalism there, Lou.


I assume you make peace with impending death when you're bleeding out in a boat in a driveway.
 
2013-04-26 08:46:26 AM  

dittybopper: Hey, I went to Fort Devens for dittybopper school, back when the USAISD was there (United States Army Intelligence School, Fort Devens).

I wonder if he's being held in the barracks I used to live in?

(runs and checks Google Earth).

Nope.  The barracks I was in are right next to the "Fort Devens Museum", which used to be our old mess hall.   The blatantly obvious prison facility is about 1,600 yards due south of there.


Heh, my Dad processed through Devens back in the 50's...he and his squad got housed in barracks that had been condemned as unsafe to hold prisoners from WWII...

Btw, the other thread closed out, I was gonna say, your arrowheads looked pretty good.
A buddy used to know an anthropologist down in RI who knapped arrowheads out of ceramics like old TV magnets, etc...razor sharp.
 
2013-04-26 08:47:18 AM  

willfullyobscure: farkin white guys. so typical, you know?


People are the product of their experiences - a fact that applies to you and me both, pal.
 
2013-04-26 08:48:15 AM  
I heard he posted bail.
 
2013-04-26 08:48:40 AM  

cheyanne9: Was he was called for Jury duty?

[www.investors.com image 800x562]


Ramirez - lol.
 
2013-04-26 08:51:18 AM  
Whoa, how did that California guy get released.
 
2013-04-26 08:52:22 AM  

tommyl66: Theaetetus: tuxq: A through-and-through bullet wound is treated the same as blunt force trauma, it's not that serious.

If it hits an organ or major artery, it's obviously more serious, but in this case, it did not.

He stuck a .223 rifle in his mouth and tried to kill himself. Little did he know, that only works if it goes into the brain. .223 isn't exactly the largest bullet (size can compensate for bad aim to some degree)

He then used a disintegrator ray to get rid of the .223 rifle before police could arrive to take him into custody. Investigators are still attempting to determine how he managed to get rid of all traces of the disintegrator ray.

Obviously the disintegrator ray was made from frozen blood, so it melted by the time they got there. Duh.


Most disintegrator rays will overload and self disintegrate if you short the j-channel resistor array with something like 00 steel wool.
 
2013-04-26 08:52:47 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Wow, that sure was a fast recovery from a bullet to the neck.

Is that normal, or was there even more media bullshiat out there we'll spend years debunking?


Also, it occurs to me, if he DID shoot himself in the neck, there's a chance a handgun (not a rifle, of course) could still be IN the boat, if the kid dropped it.

I've got a big-ass screwdriver in the bilge of my 25 footer where I dropped it a couple years ago...you'd have to cut the hull apart to get it out, or put a big magnet on something like a plumber's snake...
 
2013-04-26 08:53:30 AM  
Looks as if our bedside Judge has a long interest in international affairs :
http://www.mad.uscourts.gov/bbc/pdf/BOWLERMarianne.pdf


GovernmentofKuwait,KuwaitCity (1997‐firstUSwomanjudgetospeak in
Kuwait
GovernmentofEgypt(2012)‐presentationonenforcementofforeigncourt
ordersincrossborderfinancialinvestigations,presentationsbefore
the Court of Cassation and CairoUniversity Law School
JudicialInstituteoftheUnitedArabEmiratesatSharjah(2011)‐presentation
on copyright and trademark law

Massachusetts Bar Association
Massachusetts Continuing Legal Education
Massachusetts Federal Bar Association
Open World
Practicing LawInstitute,NYC(Understanding IntellectualProperty License)
UnitedStatesDepartmentofJustice,Washington,D.C. ‐ AttorneyGeneral's
Advocacy Institute
Women's Bar Association
U.S. Embassy, Belgrade, Serbia 2012
In addition, numerous law schools, foreign judges, prosecutors, law
enforcement agents and civic organizations
 
2013-04-26 08:55:23 AM  
PunGent:
Heh, my Dad processed through Devens back in the 50's...he and his squad got housed in barracks that had been condemned as unsafe to hold prisoners from WWII...

Yeah, I bet those were the old wooden "T" barracks we used to do some training in (and by the looks of it on GE, have been torn down).

Back in the mid-80's, when I was there, they still seemed in decent enough condition to temporarily house soldiers, so long as you did traditional stuff like keep a fire watch.  Not that I'd want to live there for any length of time, but it would have been OK for a week or so.

As for holding prisoners?  No, they wouldn't have been secure enough.

Btw, the other thread closed out, I was gonna say, your arrowheads looked pretty good.
A buddy used to know an anthropologist down in RI who knapped arrowheads out of ceramics like old TV magnets, etc...razor sharp.


When ever my wife breaks one of our Pfaltzgraff dishes (Yorktowne pattern, if you must know), I scavenge up the bigger pieces to knap with.  Best material for that, though, is either obsidian, or glass:  They knap the easiest, and they make the sharpest edge, much more sharp than any steel blade.

If you want to start, practice with the bottoms of beer bottles.  Cheap and available material, attractive color (green or brown), and it knaps easier than flint, chert, or dacite.  Busted up porcelain from old toilets is supposed to be another good source.

/sorry for the thread jack.
 
2013-04-26 08:56:28 AM  

jso2897: willfullyobscure: farkin white guys. so typical, you know?

People are the product of their experiences - a fact that applies to you and me both, pal.


Actually, I'm the sum of my experiences.
 
2013-04-26 08:58:13 AM  

jso2897: cheyanne9: Was he was called for Jury duty?

[www.investors.com image 800x562]

Ramirez - lol.


You know who else didn't care for Ramirez?

static.comicvine.com
 
2013-04-26 08:58:29 AM  

dittybopper: jso2897: willfullyobscure: farkin white guys. so typical, you know?

People are the product of their experiences - a fact that applies to you and me both, pal.

Actually, I'm the sum of my experiences.


I'm the integral over the path of my experiences.
 
2013-04-26 08:59:26 AM  

PunGent: omnibus_necanda_sunt: Wow, that sure was a fast recovery from a bullet to the neck.

Is that normal, or was there even more media bullshiat out there we'll spend years debunking?

Also, it occurs to me, if he DID shoot himself in the neck, there's a chance a handgun (not a rifle, of course) could still be IN the boat, if the kid dropped it.

I've got a big-ass screwdriver in the bilge of my 25 footer where I dropped it a couple years ago...you'd have to cut the hull apart to get it out, or put a big magnet on something like a plumber's snake...


I'm sure they've either taken that boat apart, or are still in the process of doing so.  If there was a gun there, they would have found it, whether it was in the bilges or not.
 
2013-04-26 09:00:34 AM  

Theaetetus: tuxq: Theaetetus: tuxq: A through-and-through bullet wound is treated the same as blunt force trauma, it's not that serious.

If it hits an organ or major artery, it's obviously more serious, but in this case, it did not.

He stuck a .223 rifle in his mouth and tried to kill himself. Little did he know, that only works if it goes into the brain. .223 isn't exactly the largest bullet (size can compensate for bad aim to some degree)

He then used a disintegrator ray to get rid of the .223 rifle before police could arrive to take him into custody. Investigators are still attempting to determine how he managed to get rid of all traces of the disintegrator ray.

So, if you fail so bad that you can't even kill yourself, would you continue carrying the rifle before finding a resting place to rest/die? I wouldn't bother.

If you just tried to kill yourself by shooting a rifle into the back of your throat and you're crawling into a boat to die, you probably aren't taking the time to bury a rifle. So how come it hasn't been found?

/also, where are you getting your info? Believe it or not, your comment in this thread is the first relevant hit on Google for ".223 rifle Tsarnaev".


Google tailors your results to websites you visit the most often.

The kid was walking around for quite some time, they will eventually find the rifle...hopefully. That, or someone has already found it and kept it. It's going to be worth a lot of money one day.
 
2013-04-26 09:02:01 AM  

YixilTesiphon: dittybopper: jso2897: willfullyobscure: farkin white guys. so typical, you know?

People are the product of their experiences - a fact that applies to you and me both, pal.

Actually, I'm the sum of my experiences.

I'm the integral over the path of my experiences.


Ah, but at your root, you're as irrational as the rest of us.

/I just used math puns to call you a toddler.
 
2013-04-26 09:02:05 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Wow, that sure was a fast recovery from a bullet to the neck.


Well, it's not like he took an arrow to the knee. I hear that's the kind of injury that lasts a lifetime.
 
2013-04-26 09:02:43 AM  
Good.  Now all the press vehicles next to Beth Israel can GTFO.  Was next to a CNN vehicle at a stoplight this morning.  Hopefully they were GTFO of Boston.  There really was no reason for them to be there.
 
2013-04-26 09:02:44 AM  

YixilTesiphon: dittybopper: jso2897: willfullyobscure: farkin white guys. so typical, you know?

People are the product of their experiences - a fact that applies to you and me both, pal.

Actually, I'm the sum of my experiences.

I'm the integral over the path of my experiences.


Yeah, well I'm the vector point of my experience.
 
2013-04-26 09:05:23 AM  

stevarooni: a bowel movement of extended duration is cause for a Newsflash


This is nothing new. The New York Post has been a bowel movement of extended duration since its founding.
 
2013-04-26 09:06:09 AM  

YixilTesiphon: dittybopper: jso2897: willfullyobscure: farkin white guys. so typical, you know?

People are the product of their experiences - a fact that applies to you and me both, pal.

Actually, I'm the sum of my experiences.

I'm the integral over the path of my experiences.


Which is the tangent line to reality.
 
2013-04-26 09:06:12 AM  

jso2897: Popcorn Johnny: Let the rape commence!

In before the "prison rape isn't funny" comments.

It is funny, in the sense that 99% of it exists only in your overactive, homoerotic imagination.


Are you saying there's something wrong with homoerotic imaginations?  Check that attitude mister, it's not 1990 any more.
 
2013-04-26 09:08:17 AM  

YixilTesiphon: dittybopper: jso2897: willfullyobscure: farkin white guys. so typical, you know?

People are the product of their experiences - a fact that applies to you and me both, pal.

Actually, I'm the sum of my experiences.

I'm the integral over the path of my experiences.


I'm the sum of stardust.
 
2013-04-26 09:08:18 AM  

jso2897: YixilTesiphon: dittybopper: jso2897: willfullyobscure: farkin white guys. so typical, you know?

People are the product of their experiences - a fact that applies to you and me both, pal.

Actually, I'm the sum of my experiences.

I'm the integral over the path of my experiences.

Yeah, well I'm the vector point of my experience.


Particle Man, Particle Man...
 
2013-04-26 09:08:30 AM  
Frizbone
Yes I do. 99.999% of Muslims are in fact terrorists...Nothing is good about that religion.


I think Obama would like to have a word with you over that statement. He's kinda partial to them mooslims.
 
2013-04-26 09:09:00 AM  

Point02GPA: YixilTesiphon: dittybopper: jso2897: willfullyobscure: farkin white guys. so typical, you know?

People are the product of their experiences - a fact that applies to you and me both, pal.

Actually, I'm the sum of my experiences.

I'm the integral over the path of my experiences.

I'm the sum of stardust.


STENDEC
 
2013-04-26 09:09:53 AM  

ga362: Frizbone
Yes I do. 99.999% of Muslims are in fact terrorists...Nothing is good about that religion.

I think Obama would like to have a word with you over that statement. He's kinda partial to them mooslims.


What do skinny cows have to do with it?
 
2013-04-26 09:10:41 AM  

dittybopper: jso2897: cheyanne9: Was he was called for Jury duty?

[www.investors.com image 800x562]

Ramirez - lol.

You know who else didn't care for Ramirez?

[static.comicvine.com image 320x288]


RAMIREZ!  DISARM ALL THOSE BOMBS AND SEARCH ALL OF WATERTOWN FOR THOSE SUSPECTS!
 
2013-04-26 09:15:30 AM  
"...and his heart monitor didn't register a blip when he was told he could be could be facing the death penalty..."

Im not a doctor but I don't think that means anything.
 
2013-04-26 09:15:57 AM  

Mentalpatient87: This seems like a rather uneventful thing to write a news article about. Sure, the subject is big news, but who cares that they're moving him to a different place?


We have 8 stories a day on Fark about goddamn cats. I think this is a lot more newsworthy that a lot of the crap that goes across my screen on a daily basis.
 
2013-04-26 09:16:15 AM  

dittybopper: Point02GPA: YixilTesiphon: dittybopper: jso2897: willfullyobscure: farkin white guys. so typical, you know?

People are the product of their experiences - a fact that applies to you and me both, pal.

Actually, I'm the sum of my experiences.

I'm the integral over the path of my experiences.

I'm the sum of stardust.

STENDEC


OMG!!!!! What a reference...U rock big time.
 
2013-04-26 09:27:03 AM  
What you see here are human pieces of garbage. Their lives were and are worth less than nothing. They  do not deserve your sympathy. They are not victims, they are villains. One is  already dead, thank God. The other I hope will join him as  soon we can extract every scrap of information that we need.

Your religion or absence thereof does not give you the right to shatter the lives of others.

cbsbos.images.worldnow.com

This little guy had an entire lifetime ahead of him.
assets.nydailynews.com


Rest In Peace Martin Richard, Krystle Campbell, Sean Collier and Lu Lingzi.
 
2013-04-26 09:30:43 AM  

meatsack_01: What you see here are human pieces of garbage. Their lives were and are worth less than nothing. They  do not deserve your sympathy. They are not victims, they are villains. One is  already dead, thank God. The other I hope will join him as  soon we can extract every scrap of information that we need.

Your religion or absence thereof does not give you the right to shatter the lives of others.

[cbsbos.images.worldnow.com image 640x360]

This little guy had an entire lifetime ahead of him.
[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x730]


Rest In Peace Martin Richard, Krystle Campbell, Sean Collier and Lu Lingzi.


Even the biggest piece of shiat has rights (and these idiots are up there). That's the only way for anybody to have rights.
 
2013-04-26 09:33:37 AM  

Point02GPA: dittybopper: Point02GPA: YixilTesiphon: dittybopper: jso2897: willfullyobscure: farkin white guys. so typical, you know?

People are the product of their experiences - a fact that applies to you and me both, pal.

Actually, I'm the sum of my experiences.

I'm the integral over the path of my experiences.

I'm the sum of stardust.

STENDEC

OMG!!!!! What a reference...U rock big time.


Best part:  Because I'm intimately familiar with Morse code, it's not really a mystery to me.  I pretty much know what it means:

BT END AR

If you drop the leading 'dah' off of the common prosign BT (which means "Break Text", a way to separate thoughts), you end up with ST (BT = -.../-  ST = .../- ).  The common prosign AR has the exact same pattern as EC (.-/.-. for AR, ./-.-. for EC), and in fact prosigns are "run together" so you it *COULD* be AR, EC, or RN (but by convention it's AR).  Through in a radio operator who is sending in a bouncing airplane*, combined with less than perfect signals, and you've got a mystery.

Alternatively, the "ST" could have actually been a "V", which has the same pattern (V = ...-).  Radio operators commonly send a V, or multiple ones, when warming up or trying to get attention.

Anyway, my theory is that the operator on StarDust was letting the operator in Santiago know he was signing out because they expected to be on the ground in a few minutes, and a combination of funky conditions, both propagation-wise and some jostling on the plane, led to the op at SCTI to mis-hear what was actually sent.

Had StarDust not gone all CFIT, it wouldn't have made any difference, no one would have ever questioned STENDEC as anything other than normal radio chatter misinterpreted.

*I do this while driving:  When I send Morse while driving on a bumpy road, I make mistakes.  It would be the same in turbulence over mountains
 
2013-04-26 09:33:53 AM  

tuxq: He stuck a .223 rifle in his mouth and tried to kill himself. Little did he know, that only works if it goes into the brain. .223 isn't exactly the largest bullet (size can compensate for bad aim to some degree)


You are imagining stuff.  He was unarmed, and the gunshot wounds were inflicted by a third party.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/no_gun_found_with_tsarnaev_in_ bo at_MECHAXxa58dXmgZO8cIgrK
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/24/boston-bombing-suspect-unar me d_n_3150723.html
 
2013-04-26 09:35:07 AM  

dittybopper: Through throw in a radio operator who is sending in a bouncing airplane


FTFM.
 
2013-04-26 09:36:55 AM  
he might get a 5 star room with a HDTV and a Xbox. discuss ..
 
2013-04-26 09:37:09 AM  

YixilTesiphon: Even the biggest piece of shiat has rights (and these idiots are up there). That's the only way for anybody to have rights.


So very much *THIS*.

The rules apply to everyone.  You may have the best of intentions when carving out limited exceptions, but as we all know, the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.
 
2013-04-26 09:37:40 AM  

meatsack_01: This little guy had an entire lifetime ahead of him.


Not with those teeth. Here's a digital projection indicating that, at that rate, he'd be dead within three years:
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-26 09:37:57 AM  

tuxq: So, if you fail so bad that you can't even kill yourself, would you continue carrying the rifle before finding a resting place to rest/die? I wouldn't bother.


No one tries to commit suicide by shooting themselves in the throat and leg.

http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2013/0421/Bombing-suspect-throat-injury -p revents-questioning-Dzhokhar-Tsarnaev-for-now-video

Facts: how do they work?
 
2013-04-26 09:41:11 AM  

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: Think prisoners are a black ops team for true justice.

Tsarnaev will be treated with utmost respect by the system. He'll have visits from a Iman and fellow muslims to pray with and share his jihad journey. In time he'll have ghost writers visiting to tell his story.

Hell he already had a judge come and visit him at bedside.

The way this country perverts everything, next year at the Boston marathon will probably see the  Chechen flag paraded down the route.


You are confusing the fact that US citizens do have rights with some sort of pampering.

Your country is only as good as how well it treats its worse citizens.
 
2013-04-26 09:42:22 AM  

maggoo: You are confusing the fact that US citizens do have rights with some sort of pampering.


Not just US citizens. Everybody within the United States is supposed to have those rights of theirs respected.
 
2013-04-26 09:42:40 AM  

Theaetetus: If you just tried to kill yourself by shooting a rifle into the back of your throat and you're crawling into a boat to die, you probably aren't taking the time to bury a rifle. So how come it hasn't been found?


Plus, he also received at least a gunshot to a leg.  I wonder how they can spin this into something a fugitive does intentionally, or to commit suicide.
 
2013-04-26 09:42:45 AM  

Theory Of Null: he might get a 5 star room with a HDTV and a Xbox. discuss ..


Jessica Alba might knock on your door in five minutes and offer to give you some head.
Probably not, though.
 
2013-04-26 09:43:01 AM  
Wow... didn't know there was a FPMITAP in Devens... drive by it every day on the way home from work.

Guess I'll have to make sure to gice an appropriate flying bird salute when I drive by everyday now.

boringpittsburgh.com
 
2013-04-26 09:43:54 AM  

Theaetetus: meatsack_01: This little guy had an entire lifetime ahead of him.

Not with those teeth. Here's a digital projection indicating that, at that rate, he'd be dead within three years:
[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x374]


Lighten up - it takes some people a while to get all the melodrama out of their systems.
 
2013-04-26 09:46:04 AM  

maggoo: Dr.Mxyzptlk.: Think prisoners are a black ops team for true justice.

Tsarnaev will be treated with utmost respect by the system. He'll have visits from a Iman and fellow muslims to pray with and share his jihad journey. In time he'll have ghost writers visiting to tell his story.

Hell he already had a judge come and visit him at bedside.

The way this country perverts everything, next year at the Boston marathon will probably see the  Chechen flag paraded down the route.

You are confusing the fact that US citizens do have rights with some sort of pampering.

Your country is only as good as how well it treats its worse citizens.


Since we hand out free food and phones to all the lazy ones, we must be the best country ever
 
2013-04-26 09:46:52 AM  

tuxq: Google tailors your results to websites you visit the most often.

The kid was walking around for quite some time, they will eventually find the rifle...hopefully. That, or someone has already found it and kept it. It's going to be worth a lot of money one day.


It's more likely that an overzealous cop took a couple of pop shots at him, because he is a terrorist and all.

But no one will care to know if the Boston PD has the habit of shooting unarmed suspects, particularly those involved in terrorist attacks.  It may mean that the entire judicial process is a sham, but no one will actually care.

Mob vengeance FTW.
 
2013-04-26 09:51:58 AM  

maggoo: Theaetetus: If you just tried to kill yourself by shooting a rifle into the back of your throat and you're crawling into a boat to die, you probably aren't taking the time to bury a rifle. So how come it hasn't been found?

Plus, he also received at least a gunshot to a leg.  I wonder how they can spin this into something a fugitive does intentionally, or to commit suicide.


He just wanted to even up the odds to make it more sporting.  Wounding himself in the leg and throat was a convenient way to do it.
 
2013-04-26 09:54:13 AM  

Phineas: Since we hand out free food and phones to all the lazy ones, we must be the best country ever


There is an entire world beyond the borders of your country.

And FYI, the US does not rank as the top country in terms of quality of life.

nor 2nd

nor 5th.

In 2005, it ranked 13th.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quality-of-life_Index
 
2013-04-26 09:55:56 AM  

Phineas: maggoo: Dr.Mxyzptlk.: Think prisoners are a black ops team for true justice.

Tsarnaev will be treated with utmost respect by the system. He'll have visits from a Iman and fellow muslims to pray with and share his jihad journey. In time he'll have ghost writers visiting to tell his story.

Hell he already had a judge come and visit him at bedside.

The way this country perverts everything, next year at the Boston marathon will probably see the  Chechen flag paraded down the route.

You are confusing the fact that US citizens do have rights with some sort of pampering.

Your country is only as good as how well it treats its worse citizens.

Since we hand out free food and phones to all the lazy ones, we must be the best country ever


Many of us do think America is the best country ever (although we are hardly unique in not allowing our poor to starve) - I guess you prefer Nazi Germany, Mr. Hitler? :D
 
2013-04-26 09:57:54 AM  

YixilTesiphon:
Even the biggest piece of shiat has rights (and these idiots are up there). That's the only way for anybody to have rights.



Exactly. It's farking sickening to listen to the FoxNews airheads and their ilk bemoaning the fact that Tsarnaev's rights are being respected. That's the entire point of our country; it doesn't matter what you do, you will not simply be spirited away in the night, thrown in a hole and forgotten about.
 
2013-04-26 10:00:28 AM  

dittybopper: maggoo: Theaetetus: If you just tried to kill yourself by shooting a rifle into the back of your throat and you're crawling into a boat to die, you probably aren't taking the time to bury a rifle. So how come it hasn't been found?

Plus, he also received at least a gunshot to a leg.  I wonder how they can spin this into something a fugitive does intentionally, or to commit suicide.

He just wanted to even up the odds to make it more sporting.  Wounding himself in the leg and throat was a convenient way to do it.


Makes sense... He had been going for over 12 hours with 4 stars. At some point, you get bored and start sniping at the helicopters.
www.gtaiv4.estranky.cz
 
2013-04-26 10:01:22 AM  
I wonder how they can spin this into something a fugitive does intentionally, or to commit suicide.


Who says they're spinning it?  Who's they?  The reports that he had a weapon in the boat were debunked via statements from the police officers at the scene.  The statement was that he had shrapnel (was not described as a bullet) in his neck.

Also, just to keep you all up to date, it wasn't the brown Brown kid, it wasn't the Moroccan kid in blue, it wasn't the Tea Party and it wasn't Zooey Deschanel.  Much of the misinformation was a result of and apologized for by Reddit.
 
2013-04-26 10:11:24 AM  

maggoo: tuxq: So, if you fail so bad that you can't even kill yourself, would you continue carrying the rifle before finding a resting place to rest/die? I wouldn't bother.

No one tries to commit suicide by shooting themselves in the throat and leg.

http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2013/0421/Bombing-suspect-throat-injury -p revents-questioning-Dzhokhar-Tsarnaev-for-now-video

Facts: how do they work?


Maybe he was just having a moment of self-actualization?

cdnl.complex.com
 
2013-04-26 10:20:09 AM  

maggoo: But no one will care to know if the Boston PD has the habit of shooting unarmed suspects, particularly those involved in terrorist attacks.


If that's what happened, I don't really blame them for shooting at someone who (or the person he was with) had already shot several cops and thrown bombs at them during the same chase.  If you shoot people while running from police, I think you forfeit your right to be assumed unarmed for the remainder of the pursuit.
 
2013-04-26 10:20:59 AM  

cheyanne9: Was he was called for Jury duty?

[www.investors.com image 800x562]


Wow. This is the probably the worst political cartoon I've ever seen. Not only does it have no point, but it's just as offensive as hell.
 
2013-04-26 10:30:06 AM  

Pichu0102: cheyanne9: Was he was called for Jury duty?

[www.investors.com image 800x562]

Wow. This is the probably the worst political cartoon I've ever seen. Not only does it have no point, but it's just as offensive as hell.


I think its point is that we should strip all the rights away from anyone we don't like enough.  You know, the standard philosophy of inbred, ignorant, cave dwelling Americans, also known as the GOP.
 
2013-04-26 10:35:03 AM  

gambitsgirl: Thought this meant he died.

Anyway I'm confused and amazed that if he really shot himself then it had to be before he got in the boat without weapons which means he layed there for 6 hours bleeding without dying.
Even my 13-year-old said "you were supposed to point UP dude".


kidsts an unusual thing to discuss with your kids.
 
2013-04-26 10:37:42 AM  

StrangeQ: Pichu0102: cheyanne9: Was he was called for Jury duty?

[www.investors.com image 800x562]

Wow. This is the probably the worst political cartoon I've ever seen. Not only does it have no point, but it's just as offensive as hell.

I think its point is that we should strip all the rights away from anyone we don't like enough.  You know, the standard philosophy of inbred, ignorant, cave dwelling Americans, also known as the GOP.


So why is the guy with the bag saying that, as if some sort of witty retort to someone who is dead?
Dumbass cartoon.
 
2013-04-26 10:38:18 AM  

whenIsayGO: maggoo: But no one will care to know if the Boston PD has the habit of shooting unarmed suspects, particularly those involved in terrorist attacks.

If that's what happened, I don't really blame them for shooting at someone who (or the person he was with) had already shot several cops and thrown bombs at them during the same chase.  If you shoot people while running from police, I think you forfeit your right to be assumed unarmed for the remainder of the pursuit.


I believe proper police protocol calls for the officer or officers to approach the boat deliberately and loudly while politely shouting, "Excuse me sir.  Boston Police Department here.  We're going to let bygones be bygones.  In fact, we thank you for murdering our citizens and fellow officers.  Now, would you be kind enough to indicate whether or not you are currently armed, and if at all possible would you describe the nature of your current arsenal?  Thanks in advance and have a wonderful day!"
 
2013-04-26 10:46:15 AM  

jso2897: Many of us do think America is the best country ever (although we are hardly unique in not allowing our poor to starve) - I guess you prefer Nazi Germany, Mr. Hitler? :D


Well, that you consider that a valid argument points to the massive failure that is our education system, if you are indeed presenting that false dichotomy with a straight face and not just trolling.
 
2013-04-26 10:55:34 AM  

Frizbone: I hope they feed him pork....and only have the pages of the Koran used as toilet paper. Allah and Mohammad will be joining themselves inside the bowl of his toilet every day.


Wow you are a piece of shiat
 
2013-04-26 10:57:46 AM  

BalugaJoe: CNN considers this breaking news. Everything is now breaking news.


Yeah i finally had to unsub from their breaking news alerts it was getting so ridiculous
 
2013-04-26 11:00:38 AM  

Theaetetus: tuxq: A through-and-through bullet wound is treated the same as blunt force trauma, it's not that serious.

If it hits an organ or major artery, it's obviously more serious, but in this case, it did not.

He stuck a .223 rifle in his mouth and tried to kill himself. Little did he know, that only works if it goes into the brain. .223 isn't exactly the largest bullet (size can compensate for bad aim to some degree)

He then used a disintegrator ray to get rid of the .223 rifle before police could arrive to take him into custody. Investigators are still attempting to determine how he managed to get rid of all traces of the disintegrator ray.


if you outlaw disintegrators, only outlaws will disintegrate the wabbit.

/ sensible pressure cooker control now
 
2013-04-26 11:02:17 AM  

whenIsayGO: maggoo: But no one will care to know if the Boston PD has the habit of shooting unarmed suspects, particularly those involved in terrorist attacks.

If that's what happened, I don't really blame them for shooting at someone who (or the person he was with) had already shot several cops and thrown bombs at them during the same chase.  If you shoot people while running from police, I think you forfeit your right to be assumed unarmed for the remainder of the pursuit.


Problem is, they shot at the boat while he was inside it.

In other words, they shot at a target they couldn't see.  That is *NEVER* OK.  Ever.  It violates every single police use of deadly force

There is no way that shooting at a completely obscured person is ever constitutional.  The police, at that point, don't have enough information to say whether the person is in fact armed, and they can't say that they have probable cause for, well, *ANYTHING*.  They couldn't even say with 100% certainty that the person in boat was Tsarnaev.  It could have been a runaway or a homeless person for all they knew at that point.

Now, had Tsarnaev been shooting at them at the time, or visibly trying to escape, or even just visibly doing something other than raising his hands in surrender, I'd give them the benefit of the doubt.

Just shooting at a boat that contains an unidentified person in it that they can't see, but they are 80% sure is the guy they are looking for, is not OK.
 
2013-04-26 11:05:25 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: jso2897: It is funny, in the sense that 99% of it exists only in your overactive, homoerotic imagination.

Check the stats, prison rape is a very real thing. Aside from those that are reported, there are most likely 10 times more not reported because "snitches get stitches".


And so does your asshole after being raped...
 
2013-04-26 11:14:19 AM  

Phineas: Now that he's in the prison system, just a few years from now he will be rehabilitated then he can rejoin society and become a responsible, productive American again.


Ironically, I think that he actually can be rehabilitated.  He is a mostly normal person, who got caught up in his brother's antics.

But that is not how our justice system works, and he'll surely be executed, or possibly get a life sentence in Florence, Colorado.
 
2013-04-26 11:14:52 AM  

Pichu0102: StrangeQ: Pichu0102: cheyanne9: Was he was called for Jury duty?

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Wow. This is the probably the worst political cartoon I've ever seen. Not only does it have no point, but it's just as offensive as hell.

I think its point is that we should strip all the rights away from anyone we don't like enough.  You know, the standard philosophy of inbred, ignorant, cave dwelling Americans, also known as the GOP.

So why is the guy with the bag saying that, as if some sort of witty retort to someone who is dead?
Dumbass cartoon.


Oh I agree, it's completely moronic.  Maybe it's supposed to be mocking?  Who knows...Republicans aren't really known for having a well developed sense of wit.
 
2013-04-26 11:17:00 AM  

dittybopper: whenIsayGO: maggoo: But no one will care to know if the Boston PD has the habit of shooting unarmed suspects, particularly those involved in terrorist attacks.

If that's what happened, I don't really blame them for shooting at someone who (or the person he was with) had already shot several cops and thrown bombs at them during the same chase.  If you shoot people while running from police, I think you forfeit your right to be assumed unarmed for the remainder of the pursuit.

Problem is, they shot at the boat while he was inside it.

In other words, they shot at a target they couldn't see.  That is *NEVER* OK.  Ever.  It violates every single police use of deadly force

www.cbc.ca


Between this and the infrared images, this is arguable.  I'm more interested in the typical accuracy of their weapons vs. their results : 0 direct hits, though the did get the boat a few times.
 
2013-04-26 11:33:17 AM  

Myria: Ironically, I think that he actually can be rehabilitated. He is a mostly normal person, who got caught up in his brother's antics.


That is just wishful thinking on your( and a lot of other people's) part. His brother may have been the one to go all fanatical, but this is a kid who didn't even try to hide his face as he placed a bomb next to some children. He then went out and partied with his friends like nothing happened before carjacking someone and then lobbing more bombs. His brother's actions at least seem to show some inner turmoil over the actions that he was taking( outbursts in mosque, trying to hide his face, moodiness etc).
He is a sociopath and no one wants to believe it because he's an innocent looking kid.
 
2013-04-26 11:46:45 AM  

Frizbone: I hope they feed him pork....and only have the pages of the Koran used as toilet paper. Allah and Mohammad will be joining themselves inside the bowl of his toilet every day.


The fact that he was in Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center was probably enough to mess him up.
 
2013-04-26 12:11:10 PM  

Phineas: Now that he's in the prison system, just a few years from now he will be rehabilitated then he can rejoin society and become a responsible, productive American again.

 
2013-04-26 12:31:28 PM  
There are times that I wonder how so many Americans can be convinced by bullshiat, Faux News, and the right-wing derposphere.  And then I see threads like this one.

Increasingly, other than the way the sites look on my computer, I can't tell the difference between a Fark thread and Free Republic or WND comments section.
 
2013-04-26 01:38:49 PM  
Jesus christ. 3 farking people died. It was bad, but worse atrocities and disasters have already happened since. it's been 2 weeks. get the fark over it.
 
2013-04-26 02:24:35 PM  

Phineas: Now that he's in the prison system, just a few years from now he will be rehabilitated then he can rejoin society and become a responsible, productive American again.


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2013-04-26 02:40:02 PM  
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2013-04-26 03:22:13 PM  

tuxq: He stuck a .223 rifle in his mouth and tried to kill himself. Little did he know, that only works if it goes into the brain.


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dittybopper: That's how we get shiat that's a local, or at most a regional, news story occupying national news. I'm not talking about this particular case, which is clearly a national story, but stuff like "AMWG" stories (Attractive Missing White Girl), or some relatively minor case of violence that gets blown out of proportion because there is an angle that the news media can work.


That's why everyone is so convinced that the world is such a more dangerous and violent place these days than it ever used to be, when the reality of the situation is that violence has been going down steadily...
 
2013-04-26 03:43:52 PM  

RobSeace: That's why everyone is so convinced that the world is such a more dangerous and violent place these days than it ever used to be, when the reality of the situation is that violence has been going down steadily...


Bingo.

Violence has never been lower in my lifetime, and I'm in my mid-40's.  When I was a kid, the homicide rate was more than *DOUBLE* what it is today.
 
2013-04-26 03:44:17 PM  

dittybopper: PunGent: omnibus_necanda_sunt: Wow, that sure was a fast recovery from a bullet to the neck.

Is that normal, or was there even more media bullshiat out there we'll spend years debunking?

Also, it occurs to me, if he DID shoot himself in the neck, there's a chance a handgun (not a rifle, of course) could still be IN the boat, if the kid dropped it.

I've got a big-ass screwdriver in the bilge of my 25 footer where I dropped it a couple years ago...you'd have to cut the hull apart to get it out, or put a big magnet on something like a plumber's snake...

I'm sure they've either taken that boat apart, or are still in the process of doing so.  If there was a gun there, they would have found it, whether it was in the bilges or not.


You would think so...but never underestimate landlubbers.

Lots of cops around here fish, though, so I bet they thought of it.
 
2013-04-26 03:45:55 PM  

dittybopper: PunGent:
Heh, my Dad processed through Devens back in the 50's...he and his squad got housed in barracks that had been condemned as unsafe to hold prisoners from WWII...

Yeah, I bet those were the old wooden "T" barracks we used to do some training in (and by the looks of it on GE, have been torn down).

Back in the mid-80's, when I was there, they still seemed in decent enough condition to temporarily house soldiers, so long as you did traditional stuff like keep a fire watch.  Not that I'd want to live there for any length of time, but it would have been OK for a week or so.

As for holding prisoners?  No, they wouldn't have been secure enough.

Btw, the other thread closed out, I was gonna say, your arrowheads looked pretty good.
A buddy used to know an anthropologist down in RI who knapped arrowheads out of ceramics like old TV magnets, etc...razor sharp.

When ever my wife breaks one of our Pfaltzgraff dishes (Yorktowne pattern, if you must know), I scavenge up the bigger pieces to knap with.  Best material for that, though, is either obsidian, or glass:  They knap the easiest, and they make the sharpest edge, much more sharp than any steel blade.

If you want to start, practice with the bottoms of beer bottles.  Cheap and available material, attractive color (green or brown), and it knaps easier than flint, chert, or dacite.  Busted up porcelain from old toilets is supposed to be another good source.

/sorry for the thread jack.


The toilets, I hear, you've GOT to make sure they're VERY clean, AND wear gloves while you work; good way to catch something nasty.  Never tried it myself.

/end threadjack
 
2013-04-26 09:40:11 PM  

PunGent: The toilets, I hear, you've GOT to make sure they're VERY clean, AND wear gloves while you work; good way to catch something nasty.  Never tried it myself.

/end threadjack


Well, you've got to wear good thick leather gloves, or use a thick leather pad anyway, because otherwise you will cut your hand to shreds.

You have no idea how easily you can be cut, and if you knap, you will get cut.
 
2013-04-26 10:15:40 PM  

dittybopper: RobSeace: That's why everyone is so convinced that the world is such a more dangerous and violent place these days than it ever used to be, when the reality of the situation is that violence has been going down steadily...

Bingo.

Violence has never been lower in my lifetime, and I'm in my mid-40's.  When I was a kid, the homicide rate was more than *DOUBLE* what it is today.


They said that lead poisoning might have caused the super high murder rates.

Also people robbing and stealing and screwing people over so they could get money for illegal abortions were a major contributor.

/thank god for Roe v Wade
 
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