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2013-04-26 08:16:00 AM
pffft.... not in the Elvis sense, so STFU and GBTW...
 
2013-04-26 08:17:33 AM
Good.  Maybe reality will start to sink in for him that he is now completely farked.
 
2013-04-26 08:18:55 AM
Now that he's in the prison system, just a few years from now he will be rehabilitated then he can rejoin society and become a responsible, productive American again.
 
2013-04-26 08:20:04 AM
Let the rape commence!

In before the "prison rape isn't funny" comments.
 
2013-04-26 08:20:59 AM
This seems like a rather uneventful thing to write a news article about. Sure, the subject is big news, but who cares that they're moving him to a different place?
 
2013-04-26 08:21:14 AM
I hope they feed him pork....and only have the pages of the Koran used as toilet paper. Allah and Mohammad will be joining themselves inside the bowl of his toilet every day.
 
2013-04-26 08:21:16 AM
So how many articles about these assholes and their little stunt will get greened today?
 
2013-04-26 08:21:17 AM
Wow, that sure was a fast recovery from a bullet to the neck.

Is that normal, or was there even more media bullshiat out there we'll spend years debunking?
 
2013-04-26 08:22:43 AM
Not just any prison...

archive.heinessen.com
 
2013-04-26 08:22:51 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Let the rape commence!

In before the "prison rape isn't funny" comments.


It is funny, in the sense that 99% of it exists only in your overactive, homoerotic imagination.
 
2013-04-26 08:23:14 AM

Frizbone: I hope they feed him pork....and only have the pages of the Koran used as toilet paper. Allah and Mohammad will be joining themselves inside the bowl of his toilet every day.


So, you're saying Muslims, out of all religious denominations, deserve special punishment if they commit a crime? Dude, insulting his religion isn't the way to go. Insult his intelligence, or just stick to soap jokes.
 
2013-04-26 08:23:22 AM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Wow, that sure was a fast recovery from a bullet to the neck.

Is that normal, or was there even more media bullshiat out there we'll spend years debunking?


I'm sure that was a rhetorical question.
 
2013-04-26 08:24:26 AM

nekom: Good.  Maybe reality will start to sink in for him that he is now completely farked.


I'm guessing he thought that while being chased around all day with gunshot wounds.
 
2013-04-26 08:24:28 AM

Frizbone: I hope they feed him pork....and only have the pages of the Koran used as toilet paper. Allah and Mohammad will be joining themselves inside the bowl of his toilet every day.


Yes, because feeding into religious persecution fantasies is the best way to deal with militants and surely won't inspire more violence from others.
 
2013-04-26 08:24:36 AM
Of course, the soap could have been made from pig fat.

Actually, how common is that? How do they make soap nowadays?
 
2013-04-26 08:24:36 AM
Hope they kill him before becoming a celebrity.
 
2013-04-26 08:24:39 AM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Wow, that sure was a fast recovery from a bullet to the neck.

Is that normal, or was there even more media bullshiat out there we'll spend years debunking?


A self-inflicted bullet to the neck while not in possession of a firearm.
 
2013-04-26 08:25:17 AM

jso2897: It is funny, in the sense that 99% of it exists only in your overactive, homoerotic imagination.


Check the stats, prison rape is a very real thing. Aside from those that are reported, there are most likely 10 times more not reported because "snitches get stitches".
 
2013-04-26 08:25:30 AM
CNN considers this breaking news. Everything is now breaking news.
 
2013-04-26 08:25:32 AM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Wow, that sure was a fast recovery from a bullet to the neck.

Is that normal, or was there even more media bullshiat out there we'll spend years debunking?


thats what i thought until i read it was a long term care prison for prisoners. so i guess hes well enough to go there now.
 
2013-04-26 08:26:02 AM

MacWizard: omnibus_necanda_sunt: Wow, that sure was a fast recovery from a bullet to the neck.

Is that normal, or was there even more media bullshiat out there we'll spend years debunking?

I'm sure that was a rhetorical question.


Wait, what? I was told he had a bullet wound to his neck, which is why there was blood all over the boat.
 
2013-04-26 08:26:35 AM
Hey, I went to Fort Devens for dittybopper school, back when the USAISD was there (United States Army Intelligence School, Fort Devens).

I wonder if he's being held in the barracks I used to live in?

(runs and checks Google Earth).

Nope.  The barracks I was in are right next to the "Fort Devens Museum", which used to be our old mess hall.   The blatantly obvious prison facility is about 1,600 yards due south of there.
 
2013-04-26 08:26:54 AM

YixilTesiphon: omnibus_necanda_sunt: Wow, that sure was a fast recovery from a bullet to the neck.

Is that normal, or was there even more media bullshiat out there we'll spend years debunking?

A self-inflicted bullet to the neck while not in possession of a firearm.


Suicide by cop?
 
2013-04-26 08:26:54 AM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Frizbone: I hope they feed him pork....and only have the pages of the Koran used as toilet paper. Allah and Mohammad will be joining themselves inside the bowl of his toilet every day.

So, you're saying Muslims, out of all religious denominations, deserve special punishment if they commit a crime? Dude, insulting his religion isn't the way to go. Insult his intelligence, or just stick to soap jokes.


I'm sure if he were any religion, Fark would find a way to insult it.
 
2013-04-26 08:26:58 AM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Frizbone: I hope they feed him pork....and only have the pages of the Koran used as toilet paper. Allah and Mohammad will be joining themselves inside the bowl of his toilet every day.

So, you're saying Muslims, out of all religious denominations, deserve special punishment if they commit a crime? Dude, insulting his religion isn't the way to go. Insult his intelligence, or just stick to soap jokes.


Yes I do. 99.999% of Muslims are in fact terrorists...Nothing is good about that religion.
 
2013-04-26 08:27:10 AM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Of course, the soap could have been made from pig fat.

Actually, how common is that? How do they make soap nowadays?


Animal tallow is very commonly used at chemical plants, including ones that make cosmetics/toiletries.

Sometimes it spills. But that 250,000 gallon tank mentioned in the story probably supplied the multitude of chemical plants along the Houston Ship Channel.
 
2013-04-26 08:27:38 AM
Well, April is almost over. Here's to a return to normalcy.
 
2013-04-26 08:28:39 AM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Frizbone: I hope they feed him pork....and only have the pages of the Koran used as toilet paper. Allah and Mohammad will be joining themselves inside the bowl of his toilet every day.

So, you're saying Muslims, out of all religious denominations, deserve special punishment if they commit a crime? Dude, insulting his religion isn't the way to go. Insult his intelligence, or just stick to soap jokes.


Dude, your soap is so ugly that dirt gets *SCARED* off you.
 
2013-04-26 08:29:07 AM
A through-and-through bullet wound is treated the same as blunt force trauma, it's not that serious.

If it hits an organ or major artery, it's obviously more serious, but in this case, it did not.

He stuck a .223 rifle in his mouth and tried to kill himself. Little did he know, that only works if it goes into the brain. .223 isn't exactly the largest bullet (size can compensate for bad aim to some degree)
 
2013-04-26 08:29:58 AM
FTA, "has been charged with federal crimes including conspiring to use a weapon of mass destruction..."

I guess we found plenty of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, now.
 
2013-04-26 08:31:00 AM

Popcorn Johnny: jso2897: It is funny, in the sense that 99% of it exists only in your overactive, homoerotic imagination.

Check the stats, prison rape is a very real thing. Aside from those that are reported, there are most likely 10 times more not reported because "snitches get stitches".


Don't stop believin', sweet-cheeks.
 
2013-04-26 08:31:31 AM

Freakin Rican: omnibus_necanda_sunt: Wow, that sure was a fast recovery from a bullet to the neck.

Is that normal, or was there even more media bullshiat out there we'll spend years debunking?

thats what i thought until i read it was a long term care prison for prisoners. so i guess hes well enough to go there now.


That and now well enough for the FBI can start their interrogation without the hospital medical yelling 'No, you'll rip out his stitches' or 'Stop, he can't lose more blood'.  Can't have civilians always stopping the fun you are having competing with the CIA.  You need FBI doctors and nurses who are cleared for FBI 'medical' needs.
 
2013-04-26 08:32:04 AM

tuxq: A through-and-through bullet wound is treated the same as blunt force trauma, it's not that serious.

If it hits an organ or major artery, it's obviously more serious, but in this case, it did not.

He stuck a .223 rifle in his mouth and tried to kill himself. Little did he know, that only works if it goes into the brain. .223 isn't exactly the largest bullet (size can compensate for bad aim to some degree)


He then used a disintegrator ray to get rid of the .223 rifle before police could arrive to take him into custody. Investigators are still attempting to determine how he managed to get rid of all traces of the disintegrator ray.
 
2013-04-26 08:32:39 AM

Freakin Rican: thats what i thought until i read it was a long term care prison for prisoners. so i guess hes well enough to go there now.


More like a hospital built like a prison I think. It makes sense to put him somewhere where he can get medical tratment that doesn't require an ICU or trauma unit and can be easily secured (unlike a hospital with multiple entries and exits). BPD must have been paying out a fortune in overtime over the last week guarding the hospital that he was in. Not so much to keep him in but to keep pissed off people out.
 
2013-04-26 08:32:43 AM

Frizbone: omnibus_necanda_sunt: Frizbone: I hope they feed him pork....and only have the pages of the Koran used as toilet paper. Allah and Mohammad will be joining themselves inside the bowl of his toilet every day.

So, you're saying Muslims, out of all religious denominations, deserve special punishment if they commit a crime? Dude, insulting his religion isn't the way to go. Insult his intelligence, or just stick to soap jokes.

Yes I do. 99.999% of Muslims are in fact terrorists...Nothing is good about that religion.


Plonked.

Do yourselves a favor and plonk PopcornJohnny, too.

If you want to be proactive, plonk atomicmask, B.L.Z. Bub, canyoneer, CigaretteSmokingMan, depmode98, MJMaloney187, seadoo2006, The Face of Oblivion, and ZzeusS.
 
2013-04-26 08:33:14 AM

StoPPeRmobile: FTA, "has been charged with federal crimes including conspiring to use a weapon of mass destruction..."

I guess we found plenty of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, now.


These 2 bastards had more WMD's than Iraq and we spent trillions and killed half a million Iraqi civilians in the process. Go figure!

We all know it was funded by secretive contracts with oil companies to get oil field rights and land for the pipeline ... or do we?

/my kevlar helmet is lined with foil, just in case
//just regurgitating the crap i hear, not really standing by any of it
 
2013-04-26 08:33:16 AM

Theaetetus: tuxq: A through-and-through bullet wound is treated the same as blunt force trauma, it's not that serious.

If it hits an organ or major artery, it's obviously more serious, but in this case, it did not.

He stuck a .223 rifle in his mouth and tried to kill himself. Little did he know, that only works if it goes into the brain. .223 isn't exactly the largest bullet (size can compensate for bad aim to some degree)

He then used a disintegrator ray to get rid of the .223 rifle before police could arrive to take him into custody. Investigators are still attempting to determine how he managed to get rid of all traces of the disintegrator ray.


Disintegrator ray registration now!
 
2013-04-26 08:33:49 AM

Theaetetus: tuxq: A through-and-through bullet wound is treated the same as blunt force trauma, it's not that serious.

If it hits an organ or major artery, it's obviously more serious, but in this case, it did not.

He stuck a .223 rifle in his mouth and tried to kill himself. Little did he know, that only works if it goes into the brain. .223 isn't exactly the largest bullet (size can compensate for bad aim to some degree)

He then used a disintegrator ray to get rid of the .223 rifle before police could arrive to take him into custody. Investigators are still attempting to determine how he managed to get rid of all traces of the disintegrator ray.


A mirror?
 
2013-04-26 08:34:08 AM

Mentalpatient87: This seems like a rather uneventful thing to write a news article about. Sure, the subject is big news, but who cares that they're moving him to a different place?


In a 24/7 news environment, a bowel movement of extended duration is cause for a Newsflash.  It isn't important, but it's something they can talk about that's New™...so that's what news is, right?  :D
 
2013-04-26 08:34:54 AM

Theaetetus: tuxq: A through-and-through bullet wound is treated the same as blunt force trauma, it's not that serious.

If it hits an organ or major artery, it's obviously more serious, but in this case, it did not.

He stuck a .223 rifle in his mouth and tried to kill himself. Little did he know, that only works if it goes into the brain. .223 isn't exactly the largest bullet (size can compensate for bad aim to some degree)

He then used a disintegrator ray to get rid of the .223 rifle before police could arrive to take him into custody. Investigators are still attempting to determine how he managed to get rid of all traces of the disintegrator ray.


So, if you fail so bad that you can't even kill yourself, would you continue carrying the rifle before finding a resting place to rest/die? I wouldn't bother.
 
2013-04-26 08:36:20 AM
Thought this meant he died.

Anyway I'm confused and amazed that if he really shot himself then it had to be before he got in the boat without weapons which means he layed there for 6 hours bleeding without dying.
Even my 13-year-old said "you were supposed to point UP dude".
 
2013-04-26 08:36:51 AM

lack of warmth: That and now well enough for the FBI can start their interrogation without the hospital medical yelling 'No, you'll rip out his stitches' or 'Stop, he can't lose more blood'.  Can't have civilians always stopping the fun you are having competing with the CIA.


How right you areA federal magistrate judge has set off a firestorm of criticism for ending the interrogation of the  surviving Boston Marathon bombing suspect before, lawmakers contend, law enforcement officials had concluded their initial interview.
On Monday morning, Magistrate Judge Marianne B. Bowler visited Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's hospital bedside to preside over his first court appearance, reading him his Miranda rights and informing him of his right to remain silent. That ended the suspect's cooperation in questioning that the Department of Justice's High-Value Interrogation Group had begun under a public safety exception to Miranda, when it can legally question a suspect without a lawyer present.

"The interrogation ended, and yet my understanding is that the FBI wanted to continue doing it," said [Rep. Pete] King.  "This certainly was cut short and why it was done by the attorney general and why the FBI wasn't notified about it in advance, why it wasn't discussed, I just don't have the answer."
 
2013-04-26 08:36:54 AM

Theaetetus: tuxq: A through-and-through bullet wound is treated the same as blunt force trauma, it's not that serious.

If it hits an organ or major artery, it's obviously more serious, but in this case, it did not.

He stuck a .223 rifle in his mouth and tried to kill himself. Little did he know, that only works if it goes into the brain. .223 isn't exactly the largest bullet (size can compensate for bad aim to some degree)

He then used a disintegrator ray to get rid of the .223 rifle before police could arrive to take him into custody. Investigators are still attempting to determine how he managed to get rid of all traces of the disintegrator ray.


Obviously the disintegrator ray was made from frozen blood, so it melted by the time they got there. Duh.
 
2013-04-26 08:36:58 AM

dittybopper: Hey, I went to Fort Devens for dittybopper school, back when the USAISD was there (United States Army Intelligence School, Fort Devens).


Did they succeed or are you just as dumb as ever?
 
2013-04-26 08:36:59 AM

lack of warmth: Freakin Rican: omnibus_necanda_sunt: Wow, that sure was a fast recovery from a bullet to the neck.

Is that normal, or was there even more media bullshiat out there we'll spend years debunking?

thats what i thought until i read it was a long term care prison for prisoners. so i guess hes well enough to go there now.

That and now well enough for the FBI can start their interrogation without the hospital medical yelling 'No, you'll rip out his stitches' or 'Stop, he can't lose more blood'.  Can't have civilians always stopping the fun you are having competing with the CIA.  You need FBI doctors and nurses who are cleared for FBI 'medical' needs.


lol oh god.

quick question for anyone:
why not qitmo bay? isnt that for "terriorist"? or just for federal terrorist? is it still open?

 time to google
 
2013-04-26 08:37:21 AM

tuxq: Theaetetus: tuxq: A through-and-through bullet wound is treated the same as blunt force trauma, it's not that serious.

If it hits an organ or major artery, it's obviously more serious, but in this case, it did not.

He stuck a .223 rifle in his mouth and tried to kill himself. Little did he know, that only works if it goes into the brain. .223 isn't exactly the largest bullet (size can compensate for bad aim to some degree)

He then used a disintegrator ray to get rid of the .223 rifle before police could arrive to take him into custody. Investigators are still attempting to determine how he managed to get rid of all traces of the disintegrator ray.

So, if you fail so bad that you can't even kill yourself, would you continue carrying the rifle before finding a resting place to rest/die? I wouldn't bother.


And this too
 
2013-04-26 08:37:31 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Let the rape commence!

In before the "prison rape isn't funny" comments.


Or, in before the "prison rape" is largely an urban myth comments?
 
2013-04-26 08:37:35 AM

stevarooni: Mentalpatient87: This seems like a rather uneventful thing to write a news article about. Sure, the subject is big news, but who cares that they're moving him to a different place?

In a 24/7 news environment, a bowel movement of extended duration is cause for a Newsflash.  It isn't important, but it's something they can talk about that's New™...so that's what news is, right?  :D


That's how we get shiat that's a local, or at most a regional, news story occupying national news.  I'm not talking about this particular case, which is clearly a national story, but stuff like "AMWG" stories (Attractive Missing White Girl), or some relatively minor case of violence that gets blown out of proportion because there is an angle that the news media can work.
 
2013-04-26 08:40:41 AM
Think prisoners are a black ops team for true justice.

Tsarnaev will be treated with utmost respect by the system. He'll have visits from a Iman and fellow muslims to pray with and share his jihad journey. In time he'll have ghost writers visiting to tell his story.

Hell he already had a judge come and visit him at bedside.

The way this country perverts everything, next year at the Boston marathon will probably see the  Chechen flag paraded down the route.
 
2013-04-26 08:41:59 AM

tuxq: Theaetetus: tuxq: A through-and-through bullet wound is treated the same as blunt force trauma, it's not that serious.

If it hits an organ or major artery, it's obviously more serious, but in this case, it did not.

He stuck a .223 rifle in his mouth and tried to kill himself. Little did he know, that only works if it goes into the brain. .223 isn't exactly the largest bullet (size can compensate for bad aim to some degree)

He then used a disintegrator ray to get rid of the .223 rifle before police could arrive to take him into custody. Investigators are still attempting to determine how he managed to get rid of all traces of the disintegrator ray.

So, if you fail so bad that you can't even kill yourself, would you continue carrying the rifle before finding a resting place to rest/die? I wouldn't bother.


If you just tried to kill yourself by shooting a rifle into the back of your throat and you're crawling into a boat to die, you probably aren't taking the time to bury a rifle. So how come it hasn't been found?

/also, where are you getting your info? Believe it or not, your comment in this thread is the first relevant hit on Google for ".223 rifle Tsarnaev".
 
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