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(CNBC)   Final warning: stocks set to collapse tomorrow on inaccurate Q1 GDP estimates. Forecasts average 3.2%. Reality is zero growth. Investors will crowd the exits in a mass panic   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Final Warning, Bundesbank, mass panic, gross domestic product, a.m. ET, slow downs, smart growth  
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4474 clicks; posted to Business » on 26 Apr 2013 at 8:29 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-26 05:02:44 PM  
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So the stock market is open on Saturdays now?
2013-04-26 12:47:06 PM  
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born_yesterday: What did Jim Kramer advise?  I need to know, so I can do the opposite.

He smashed a coffee cup with a baseball bat and said to buy Bear Stearns.
2013-04-26 11:26:53 AM  
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What did Jim Kramer advise?  I need to know, so I can do the opposite.
2013-04-26 09:18:37 AM  
1 vote:
In other news, markets drop on reports that the markets will drop.
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