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(The Sun)   Michael Jackson's ghost is tap dancing and watching over his children. This according to one of his sisters who has been using a psychic to keep in touch   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 46
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2013-04-26 05:18:32 AM
Which sister?  HAAAA, he asked which sister................
 
2013-04-26 09:30:47 AM
watching over his children

I bet.
 
2013-04-26 09:32:34 AM
Where does a ghost get tap shoes?
 
2013-04-26 09:33:04 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

go on...
 
2013-04-26 09:33:07 AM
Is it the crazy sister with all the plastic surgery or the crazy sister with all the plas....never mind.
 
2013-04-26 09:33:32 AM
<sees headline> thinks: LaToya?
<reads article> says: yup, LaToya.
 
2013-04-26 09:33:43 AM
What a dancing ghost might look like:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-26 09:33:54 AM

HotWingConspiracy: Where does a ghost get tap shoes?


From Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ of course.
 
2013-04-26 09:35:42 AM
Didn't even RTFA to know it was LaToya..

//She a crazy biatch...
 
2013-04-26 09:36:39 AM

Tom_Slick: HotWingConspiracy: Where does a ghost get tap shoes?

From Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ of course.


Haha, I don't know how I overlooked that.
 
2013-04-26 09:39:05 AM

colinspooky: Which sister?  HAAAA, he asked which sister................


Cupajo: <sees headline> thinks: LaToya?
<reads article> says: yup, LaToya.


Subby could have saved himself a lot of words:  LaToya cray cray.
 
2013-04-26 09:41:40 AM
Sigh.  I'm not sure if I'm more disappointed in people who fall for this stuff or more angry at the charlatans who make a living doing this.  I find it funny that in the few times I've watched "Long Island Medium" half of the amazing revelations that are released to the rubes are expressed to the TV audience through the rube recounting the reading in a talking head format.  I wonder why that is?  Perhaps there was too much guessing during the reading for the editors to try and minimize it.

Oh well, people will continue to exist in ignorance until they educate themselves.
 
2013-04-26 09:41:54 AM
I know I'm supposed to point and laugh...but I found this rather sad.

She obviously misses her brother.
 
2013-04-26 09:42:14 AM
Man--that's a LONG commute from the bowels of HELL each night!

/or do child molesters go somewhere worse?
 
2013-04-26 09:42:59 AM
This is what happens when you and your siblings are raised by the worst father this side of Gendo Ikari and Heihachi Mishima.
 
2013-04-26 09:44:01 AM
Please show us on the doll where the ghost of Michael Jackson touched you.


/Wonders, should ghost have been capitalized?
 
2013-04-26 09:44:33 AM

BravadoGT: Man--that's a LONG commute from the bowels of HELL each night!

/or do child molesters go somewhere worse?


I assume wherever god keeps the souls of Catholic priests.
 
2013-04-26 09:47:58 AM

BravadoGT: Man--that's a LONG commute from the bowels of HELL each night!

/or do child molesters go somewhere worse?


It's just the 405. Jump into traffic and push in the clutch. You'll get there.
 
2013-04-26 09:51:58 AM
A colored guy tap dancing?

Huh, who'd'a thunk it!
 
2013-04-26 09:54:13 AM
Is it Rebbie Jackson?

Goshdarnit, it isn't!
 
2013-04-26 09:57:54 AM

syzygy whizz: I know I'm supposed to point and laugh...but I found this rather sad.

She obviously misses profiting from her brother.


You were missing 2 words in that sentence.
 
2013-04-26 09:59:08 AM

BravadoGT: Man--that's a LONG commute from the bowels of HELL each night!

/or do child molesters go somewhere worse?


Where are they supposed to go, Detroit?
 
2013-04-26 10:06:02 AM

Mercutio74: Sigh.  I'm not sure if I'm more disappointed in people who fall for this stuff or more angry at the charlatans who make a living doing this.  I find it funny that in the few times I've watched "Long Island Medium" half of the amazing revelations that are released to the rubes are expressed to the TV audience through the rube recounting the reading in a talking head format.  I wonder why that is?  Perhaps there was too much guessing during the reading for the editors to try and minimize it.

Oh well, people will continue to exist in ignorance until they educate themselves.


I think that the whole telephone psychic/medium thing, is the best job for any college kid who is going through psychology courses.  It would give them a lot of insight.

Remember those commercials from the 80's/90's?  where the people would say stuff like, "My telephone psychic says that I'm a grandfather.... And I AM!", or "My telephone psychic told me I have kids...... And I do!!!!".

Just once I wanted to see a commercial where a guy said, "My Telephone psychic says I'm a total dick.... And SHE WAS RIGHT!"

//God bless you Miss Cleo.  You made loads of money off of the gullible and desperate..
 
2013-04-26 10:13:25 AM

Cupajo: <sees headline> thinks: LaToya?
<reads article> says: yup, LaToya.


This^

/my sister's fiance's daughter from a previous relationship is named LaToya, was NOT his choice.
//i was like is she really named after? He was like "yeah"
 
2013-04-26 10:23:35 AM
she's obviously as nuts as he was.
 
2013-04-26 10:38:08 AM

BravadoGT: Man--that's a LONG commute from the bowels of HELL each night!

/or do child molesters go somewhere worse?


Fiddler's Green
 
2013-04-26 10:55:37 AM
Wait, did she say tap dancing, or lap dancing?
 
2013-04-26 11:08:30 AM
That's ignorant. Don't be ignorant.
 
2013-04-26 11:33:01 AM
I use to use a psychotic but I ended up divorcing her.
 
2013-04-26 11:36:28 AM
Maybe he's not dancing it could be moss code.
 
2013-04-26 11:37:44 AM
Go ahead and laugh, scoffers. Here is CLEAR, INDISPUTABLE PROOF that Michael Jackson's ghost still haunts his Neverland mansion.

www.hauntedamericatours.com

It was on CNN and everything! How much more reliable can you get?
 
2013-04-26 11:38:07 AM

Mercutio74: Sigh.  I'm not sure if I'm more disappointed in people who fall for this stuff or more angry at the charlatans who make a living doing this.  I find it funny that in the few times I've watched "Long Island Medium" half of the amazing revelations that are released to the rubes are expressed to the TV audience through the rube recounting the reading in a talking head format.  I wonder why that is?  Perhaps there was too much guessing during the reading for the editors to try and minimize it.

Oh well, people will continue to exist in ignorance until they educate themselves.


I am not a violent man, but if ever a woman deserved to be punched in the face its her. It is one thing to tell gullible morons that evil spirits are haunting their money so they better get rid of it, but it is quite another to dangle false hope in front of the grief stricken. I have lost close family members and I know how easy it is, in grief, to believe any crazy and irrational thing that allows you to think they are not gone.

What she does is utterly indefensible.
 
2013-04-26 11:47:42 AM
Not just his own children. He's watching over many other people's children as well.

While having a wank.
 
2013-04-26 11:52:09 AM
The former Celebrity Big Brother star said: "You don't see anything but you feel a presence."

La Toya has also been using a psychic to speak to her brother, who died of an overdose in 2009 aged 50. She said: "If Michael wants to tell me something, I want to know."


/Yes, you dont see, hear, feel, or know that anything is there at all, but yet you think it's there. Hmmmm..
 
2013-04-26 11:55:08 AM
LaToya is completely batshiat insane, but I can't hate her.  Poor woman was emotionally and physically abused for much of her life.  Of course she is going to be farked in the head.  At least she's harmless.
 
2013-04-26 11:58:21 AM

TheSelphie: LaToya is completely batshiat insane, but I can't hate her.  Poor woman was emotionally and physically abused for much of her life.  Of course she is going to be farked in the head.  At least she's harmless.


True, so damn true.
 
2013-04-26 12:31:24 PM
Michael tap-dancing Jackson on a cracker!
 
2013-04-26 12:52:58 PM

Bloody William: This is what happens when you and your siblings are raised by the worst father this side of Gendo Ikari and Heihachi Mishima.


Nice.
 
2013-04-26 12:56:11 PM
What your dearly beloved tell psychics

First visit: It's always free!
1. I am happy.

Second visit: It's not terribly expensive!
2. Everybody is happy here.

Third visit: Extra special service costs $$$!
3. It's so lovely here and everybody is happy.

Fourth visit: It's time to start milking the suckers for all they're worth!
4. Happy, happy, happy.

Fifth visit: Having separated the skeptics from the gullibles, Ka-ching! This is where it starts to pay off--for the Medium or Psychic!
5. Your money and valuables are cursed. Give them to the Medium. They will purify them for you by passing them through their secret bank accounts or credit cards or merchants.
 
2013-04-26 12:57:13 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Where does a ghost get tap shoes?


Same place everybody else gets tap shoes: HELL.
 
2013-04-26 01:34:39 PM

TheSelphie: LaToya is completely batshiat insane, but I can't hate her.  Poor woman was emotionally and physically abused for much of her life.  Of course she is going to be farked in the head.  At least she's harmless.


Plus, didn't she do 'Penthouse' or something back in the early 90's?  I ...umm... seem to vaguely remember 'reading' that issue....
 
2013-04-26 01:41:08 PM
No. No that's ignorant! He's a little boy. Wheeeeeee!
 
2013-04-26 01:51:42 PM

ObscureNameHere: TheSelphie: LaToya is completely batshiat insane, but I can't hate her.  Poor woman was emotionally and physically abused for much of her life.  Of course she is going to be farked in the head.  At least she's harmless.

Plus, didn't she do 'Penthouse' or something back in the early 90's?  I ...umm... seem to vaguely remember 'reading' that issue....


Yes, and I believe she was forced to do so by her ex-husband, who abused her for years and years while her family was for the most part complicit.  Her wikipedia article is really tragic, goes into a ton of detail about what happened to her.
 
2013-04-26 02:23:21 PM
Jackson's stuck in Hell. That ghost is obviously Gregory Hines.
 
2013-04-26 03:14:36 PM

offmymeds: Go ahead and laugh, scoffers. Here is CLEAR, INDISPUTABLE PROOF that Michael Jackson's ghost still haunts his Neverland mansion.

[www.hauntedamericatours.com image 600x354]

It was on CNN and everything! How much more reliable can you get?


Enhanced video
 
2013-04-27 11:59:41 AM

LewDux: offmymeds: Go ahead and laugh, scoffers. Here is CLEAR, INDISPUTABLE PROOF that Michael Jackson's ghost still haunts his Neverland mansion.

[www.hauntedamericatours.com image 600x354]

It was on CNN and everything! How much more reliable can you get?

Enhanced video


Ooooo...SPOOOOKYYY!!! I may never sleep again! LOL :)
 
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