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(LA Times)   Is $300 really worth it just for "front of line" privileges at your local amusement park?   (latimes.com) divider line 17
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2013-04-26 08:36:16 AM
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markie_farkie: People who have no contextual awareness of their surroundings, and wander aimlessly, 2 feet in front of you, stopping randomly every 3 feet, and somehow managing to anticipate your every evasive move to get around their stupid farking asses...


My wife and I call these people Meanderthals.
2013-04-26 07:53:23 AM
4 votes:
During a honeymoon trip to Los Angeles, Chris Hansen and his new wife, Shoni, decided not to skimp on their visit to Universal Studios Hollywood

I wonder how young she is...
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2013-04-26 12:52:47 AM
4 votes:
I would gladly pay $300 to have the following people perma-banned from any public setting:

1.  People who congregate in groups in the MIDDLE of a farking walkway, full-well knowing they are blocking traffic.

2.  People who STOP AT THE TOP of a farking escalator, staring off in to space, oblivious to the fact that there are uncontrolled masses of people behind them that can't reverse course.

3.  People who, after standing in line for 15 minutes at a concession stand, with all that time available to review the menus posted every 6 inches, get to the front of the line and then take 10 more minutes to figure out what the fark they want to order.

4.  People who have no contextual awareness of their surroundings, and wander aimlessly, 2 feet in front of you, stopping randomly every 3 feet, and somehow managing to anticipate your every evasive move to get around their stupid farking asses...

/end of rant.
2013-04-26 03:42:40 PM
2 votes:
I hear the $1000 package offers the option to literally shiat on the waiting customers instead of figuratively.
2013-04-26 10:54:09 AM
2 votes:
hmm...

The only line that comes to mind that would be worth paying $300 to be at the front of would have to be the line for a train...

...if you're into that sort of thing.
2013-04-26 10:14:15 AM
2 votes:
Running past the same patrons over and over again was well worth the price of the upgrade.
2013-04-26 09:14:06 AM
2 votes:
No one goes there anymore; it's too crowded.
2013-04-26 08:51:49 AM
2 votes:

WhoopAssWayne: markie_farkie: I would gladly pay $300 to have the following people perma-banned from any public setting:

7. thin-skinned whiners


8.  WhoopAssWayne
2013-04-26 08:49:32 AM
2 votes:

kingdd: You know you're screwed when the line wraps around the building before the doors even open. This place is just a lake of fire away from being actual hell on earth.


The Lake of Fire is still under construction, opening in June 2013.

I'd suggest you get the Fast Pass for it, new attractions always have long lines.
2013-04-26 06:14:31 AM
2 votes:

markie_farkie: I would gladly pay $300 to have the following people perma-banned from any public setting:

1.  People who congregate in groups in the MIDDLE of a farking walkway, full-well knowing they are blocking traffic.

2.  People who STOP AT THE TOP of a farking escalator, staring off in to space, oblivious to the fact that there are uncontrolled masses of people behind them that can't reverse course.

3.  People who, after standing in line for 15 minutes at a concession stand, with all that time available to review the menus posted every 6 inches, get to the front of the line and then take 10 more minutes to figure out what the fark they want to order.

4.  People who have no contextual awareness of their surroundings, and wander aimlessly, 2 feet in front of you, stopping randomly every 3 feet, and somehow managing to anticipate your every evasive move to get around their stupid farking asses...


5. People who walk through crowds while texting/surfing/playing on their phones, never bothering to look up and forcing people to dodge them or be trampled.

6. People who wear large backpacks and have no concept of how this affects their girth and who turn quickly, without looking who will be smashed in the face by their Quasimodoesque protrusion.
2013-04-26 11:42:36 AM
1 votes:
I am made of money and bought the VIP pass for Great America last summer.  It was worth it just to look at the poors' faces as I cut through the lines.
2013-04-26 08:49:49 AM
1 votes:

offacue: markie_farkie: People who have no contextual awareness of their surroundings, and wander aimlessly, 2 feet in front of you, stopping randomly every 3 feet, and somehow managing to anticipate your every evasive move to get around their stupid farking asses...

My wife and I call these people Meanderthals.


You too?

We have discovered that people who are bovinely wandering down an aisle, blocking all access to anyone else don't like it when you come up behind them and moo.
2013-04-26 08:21:15 AM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: markie_farkie: I would gladly pay $300 to have the following people perma-banned from any public setting:

1.  People who congregate in groups in the MIDDLE of a farking walkway, full-well knowing they are blocking traffic.

2.  People who STOP AT THE TOP of a farking escalator, staring off in to space, oblivious to the fact that there are uncontrolled masses of people behind them that can't reverse course.

3.  People who, after standing in line for 15 minutes at a concession stand, with all that time available to review the menus posted every 6 inches, get to the front of the line and then take 10 more minutes to figure out what the fark they want to order.

4.  People who have no contextual awareness of their surroundings, and wander aimlessly, 2 feet in front of you, stopping randomly every 3 feet, and somehow managing to anticipate your every evasive move to get around their stupid farking asses...

5. People who walk through crowds while texting/surfing/playing on their phones, never bothering to look up and forcing people to dodge them or be trampled.

6. People who wear large backpacks and have no concept of how this affects their girth and who turn quickly, without looking who will be smashed in the face by their Quasimodoesque protrusion.


All this is why I live in a rural area and don't leave the house unless I have to. People...they're the WORST!
2013-04-26 08:20:31 AM
1 votes:
I would pay $300 for the permission to punch every person in those huge groups wearing the same t-shirts that take up the entire walkway.
2013-04-26 08:20:08 AM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: It's pretty disgusting to see how the rich buy their way through life, stepping all over the poor every day. It's a slap in the face of the very concept of equality.


The poor should rise up and fight there way to the front of the line.
2013-04-26 08:19:33 AM
1 votes:

markie_farkie: I would gladly pay $300 to have the following people perma-banned from any public setting:


7. thin-skinned whiners
2013-04-26 08:03:03 AM
1 votes:

TheSelphie: Fark it, if you're going on vacation, may as well splurge.  The $300 price for Universal sounds reasonable.  The $300 PER HOUR at Disney is absurd though.


FTFY.
 
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