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(CBS 46 Atlanta)   Well groomed thief steals $2,600 worth of teeth-whitening strips, weight-loss pills, probiotics, condoms and Rogaine   (cbsatlanta.com) divider line 25
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2013-04-26 06:34:32 AM  
Sounds like the makings of a really weird bomb. Someone call DHS!
 
2013-04-26 06:46:49 AM  
Add in baby formula and I think that covers all the most commonly stolen items in one shot.
 
2013-04-26 06:47:34 AM  
I heard taking Rogaine and weight loss pills together can get a guy pregnant.
 
2013-04-26 06:50:32 AM  

squibbits: Sounds like the makings of a really weird [redacted]. Someone call [REDACTED]!


Enjoy your stay in the Gitmo gulag, citizen.

/I hear the wifi is spotty
 
2013-04-26 07:06:53 AM  
So I've been wondering, do probiotics actually do anything?
 
2013-04-26 07:13:11 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: So I've been wondering, do probiotics actually do anything?


yes, they raise the price by 10%
 
2013-04-26 07:14:33 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: So I've been wondering, do probiotics actually do anything?


also, it allows companies to allow foreign bacteria to grow on their food and give it a spiffy label instead of packaging cleaner food...
 
2013-04-26 07:16:22 AM  
regretfully, the fine shampannya was not in stock, my darlings.

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2013-04-26 07:18:33 AM  
Headline: thief steals $2,600 worth of teeth-whitening strips, weight-loss pills, probiotics, condoms and Rogaine

So they can sell it at the flea market/dirt mall
 
2013-04-26 07:37:12 AM  
It should be easy to find a super skinny, hairy guy with teeth you can see from space.
 
2013-04-26 07:43:33 AM  

SpdrJay: I heard taking Rogaine and weight loss pills together can get a guy pregnant.


That's probably why he stole the condoms too.
 
2013-04-26 07:55:02 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: So I've been wondering, do probiotics actually do anything?


ImE, yogurt 1x day has been more effective when needed. If anything the probiotics were good for me as a placebo.

I think they're one of those things where the doc will be like "hey if it works for you...'
 
2013-04-26 08:09:54 AM  
Forget it Boomer, you're old.
 
2013-04-26 08:13:09 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: So I've been wondering, do probiotics actually do anything?


Yes, they are very important, especially for those that have taken antibiotics or had an illness. Losing useful intestinal bacteria can have immediate and long term effects on your health. Yogurt and kefir is fine but we use the powder kind you get from the cooler at whole foods. My 3yo has a GI disorder, I wasn't always interested in poop science.
 
2013-04-26 08:14:47 AM  
Why the Strange tag, subby? Wait 'till your 40's.
 
2013-04-26 08:15:23 AM  
Obviously someone wants to get with the ladies.  Someone wants to be a playa.
 
2013-04-26 09:19:52 AM  
Shoot... a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Las Vegas with all that stuff.
 
2013-04-26 09:51:19 AM  
Normally for that kind of haul I'd suggest the fuzz try to find out if there are any TF members in the area but the need for condoms makes TF involvement unlikely

/unless the condoms are a red herring to throw the cops off the scent?
 
2013-04-26 10:01:10 AM  
Police think something is hairy going on with the Rogaine.
 
2013-04-26 10:16:09 AM  
I may have a lead on the suspect.
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2013-04-26 10:24:42 AM  
Was the get away car a Corvette?
 
2013-04-26 10:26:39 AM  
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"I'm not sure what you had planned for this evening . . ."
 
2013-04-26 10:46:54 AM  
Sounds like he's just planning a nice evening with my future ex-wife.
 
2013-04-26 12:56:52 PM  
well he's an idiot, only the condoms work...
 
2013-04-27 02:27:58 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: So I've been wondering, do probiotics actually do anything?


YES, they make me want to choke the arseholes who make the TV commercials.
"I CANT POOP",  here, take this pill.........
 
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