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(Daily Mail)   Amanda Bynes shaves half her head and now looks like Miley Cyrus. That ought to solve all her problems   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-04-25 11:37:55 PM  
Did I miss a memo? Are we tracking the lives of the homeless now?
 
2013-04-26 12:00:03 AM  

cdn01.cdn.justjared.com
"This is 'street urchin chic', hateful paps! Get the shiat right!"

 
2013-04-26 12:01:17 AM  
I dunno about you guys, but I farking love the half shaved head look.
 
2013-04-26 12:11:50 AM  
Why does anyone think that cheek piercings are a good idea?
 
2013-04-26 12:21:45 AM  
I don't think there's anything funny about her situation, she is clearly having a huge mental breakdown and it looks like no one is helping her
 
2013-04-26 12:23:13 AM  
She is actually hitable in that pic
 
2013-04-26 12:37:11 AM  

cman: She is actually hitable in that pic


But the damn cheek piercings!  Doesn't she realize that's a permanent injury?  When she loses the baby fat in her face, there's going to be a dent where both of those things were.  More importantly, the skin will never grow back correctly.
 
2013-04-26 02:31:45 AM  
Here's how I entered this

1) Who is Amanda Bynes?
2) *GIS Amanda Bynes*
3) Ohhh! Yeah. I remember wondering who Amanda Bynes was before, and GISing her. A few times in fact.
4) Wait. I've done this at least 2 or 3 times before, and still haven't figured out who the hell she is.
 
2013-04-26 02:34:06 AM  

ZeroCorpse: Why does anyone think that cheek piercings are a good idea?


This. Cheeks, lips, nose... I always want to hand them a tissue.
And don't get me started with guys putting hoops in their lobes.
 
2013-04-26 02:35:07 AM  
girl needs a gay man in her life to dress her before she leaves the house. I understand that celebrities are people too but when you are trying to get your career back on track, going outside dressed like a trailer park daytime hooker isnt helping.
 
2013-04-26 02:36:15 AM  
The first pic in the link isn't bad.. and pixelated enough that the cheek studs don't show up well.
 
2013-04-26 02:38:47 AM  
Any bets on how long before she goes full Britney?
 
2013-04-26 02:43:39 AM  
She probably is bipolar. She probably needs a psychiatrist and medication. She also needs good friends to help her out.
 
2013-04-26 02:58:15 AM  

Lsherm: When she loses the baby fat in her face


She's 27.  That's not baby fat, it's fat fat.  She's gained noticeable weight since she went insane.
 
2013-04-26 03:06:14 AM  
I'll tell you what gets my goat with all these pictures of movie stars.
 
2013-04-26 03:12:15 AM  
Does she actually do anything in particular anymore? I know she used to be vaguely famous for "acting". She seems like a much less interesting/attractive/talented person than Lohan was before she completely derailed.
 
2013-04-26 03:13:11 AM  
Maybe I'm just jaded but why do I get feeling she's pulling some sort of Joaquin Phoenix - I'm Still Here stunt?

I'm just waiting for her appearance on Letterman...
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2013-04-26 03:21:10 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Lsherm: When she loses the baby fat in her face

She's 27.  That's not baby fat, it's fat fat.  She's gained noticeable weight since she went insane.


Munchies will do that.
 
2013-04-26 03:27:19 AM  

SolomonKing: Maybe I'm just jaded but why do I get feeling she's pulling some sort of Joaquin Phoenix - I'm Still Here stunt?


Or you've read what countless others, including me (but I certainly wasn't anywhere near the first) said when she started this stuff. Or maybe, yeah, sure, it's just you, genius.

Anyway. Why don't all these women get rid of those nasty extensions? That long hair just looks like sh*t. Blaargh. Cut it, crop it, shave it. Do something slightly non-1970s.
 
2013-04-26 03:32:20 AM  

SolomonKing: Maybe I'm just jaded but why do I get feeling she's pulling some sort of Joaquin Phoenix - I'm Still Here stunt?

I'm just waiting for her appearance on Letterman...
[img2.virgula.uol.com.br image 300x255]


No one wants to believe more than I that Chipmunk Girl is simply an inept performance artist. I...just can't do it.
 
2013-04-26 03:33:29 AM  

MadAzza: Or maybe, yeah, sure, it's just you, genius.


Thank You!
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2013-04-26 04:03:32 AM  

SolomonKing: MadAzza: Or maybe, yeah, sure, it's just you, genius.

Thank You!
[rlv.zcache.com image 512x512]


You have a button? Nobody told me there was a button. I want a button!
 
2013-04-26 04:19:35 AM  
Looks like the corn harvest will be especially good this year.
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2013-04-26 04:26:39 AM  
It's like this
Amanda like Drake
Drake liked Rihanna a few months ago
Rihanna had a half shaved head
So Amanda shaves head like Rihanna's half shaved head from months ago
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-26 04:28:29 AM  

SolomonKing: Maybe I'm just jaded but why do I get feeling she's pulling some sort of Joaquin Phoenix - I'm Still Here stunt?

I'm just waiting for her appearance on Letterman...
[img2.virgula.uol.com.br image 300x255]


Yes, but he is an actor working on his craft. Go figure.
 
2013-04-26 04:29:31 AM  
Sorry Rihanna did it 2009 also
 
2013-04-26 04:38:38 AM  

SolomonKing: Maybe I'm just jaded but why do I get feeling she's pulling some sort of Joaquin Phoenix - I'm Still Here stunt?

I'm just waiting for her appearance on Letterman...
[img2.virgula.uol.com.br image 300x255]


Except that with Joaquin Phoenix we had the advantage from the start of knowing that he was being followed around by Casey Affleck with a camera, so it was easy to be suspicious right away. So far, there's no evidence that anyone's assisting Amanda with this shiat (it's all "selfies").
 
2013-04-26 05:17:40 AM  
 
2013-04-26 05:22:02 AM  
Pull those farking metal things out of her face and she might be kinda cute.

I'll get the pliars.
 
2013-04-26 05:24:58 AM  

ZeroCorpse: Why does anyone think that cheek piercings are a good idea?


That's what you get for going to the Stevie Wonder Ear Piercing Salon
 
2013-04-26 06:11:10 AM  
She looks...better.
 
2013-04-26 06:42:07 AM  
I hate to be a buzzkill, but these celebrity trainwreck threads aren't really amusing anymore...they're just sad.  This woman needs help or we're going to see a thread where they find her dead in a motel room from an overdose.
 
2013-04-26 07:45:35 AM  
On a scale of 1 to Margot Kidder, she's now at Britney Spears plus 2.
 
2013-04-26 07:49:12 AM  
I know you shouldn't stick it in crazy, but I think she might be a fantastic romp.


//Before she pulls out the machete, that is.
 
2013-04-26 07:49:31 AM  

Lsherm: cman: She is actually hitable in that pic

But the damn cheek piercings!  Doesn't she realize that's a permanent injury?  When she loses the baby fat in her face, there's going to be a dent where both of those things were.  More importantly, the skin will never grow back correctly.


She needs them for her future job as a professional blow jobber.  You know when you take a container and fill it with water and flip it up side down?  IF you put one hole into it (mouth) it might dribble out.  If you put a bunch of holes (piercings) it just flows out?

Same deal, she needs those holes in her cheeks to allow her better suction as she deep throats all comers for 25 dollars.  She's just planning for the future when she's a crack whore.
 
2013-04-26 07:57:27 AM  
Miley Cyrus is way hotter, sorry
 
2013-04-26 08:03:55 AM  
That actually looks a hell of a lot better than the ratty damaged hair and exposed extensions she'd been wearing lately.
 
2013-04-26 08:05:10 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: It's like this
Amanda like Drake
Drake liked Rihanna a few months ago
Rihanna had a half shaved head
So Amanda shaves head like Rihanna's half shaved head from months ago
[i.imgur.com image 570x238]


THIS

"Like Cassie" or Miley my ass.
 
2013-04-26 08:08:39 AM  

Lsherm: When she loses the baby fat in her face


She's 27.  Her face is what it is.  I mean, the studs are going to leave a mark, but her face isn't changing much more unless she takes up meth.

Which she very well might.

Tat'dGreaser: Miley Cyrus is way hotter, sorry


Amen.
 
2013-04-26 08:12:11 AM  
Considering that she actually had a pretty decent career prior to her current situation, she is a pretty tragic character. With all that money and no one to help her when she loses it. Bi-polar is a wicked disorder.
 
2013-04-26 08:15:24 AM  

Tatsuma: I don't think there's anything funny about her situation, she is clearly having a huge mental breakdown and it looks like no one is helping her


THIS!!!!
 
2013-04-26 08:20:22 AM  

kwame: Lsherm: When she loses the baby fat in her face

She's 27.  Her face is what it is.  I mean, the studs are going to leave a mark, but her face isn't changing much more unless she takes up meth.

Which she very well might.

Tat'dGreaser: Miley Cyrus is way hotter, sorry

Amen.


She could have a kid and then exercise to get back in shape and then lose the "baby fat."

Ex: Jennifer Connely
 
2013-04-26 08:33:09 AM  

GalFriday: Tatsuma: I don't think there's anything funny about her situation, she is clearly having a huge mental breakdown and it looks like no one is helping her

THIS!!!!


Pretty much. Ive run out of laughter for the lindsey lohan and Bynes types. Its just depressing now.
 
2013-04-26 08:36:52 AM  

Tatsuma: I don't think there's anything funny about her situation, she is clearly having a huge mental breakdown and it looks like no one is helping her


That's the problem with a lot of celebrities, they don't have a lot of friends who tell them "no"

She needs help
 
2013-04-26 08:41:38 AM  

farkingismybusiness: I dunno about you guys, but I farking love the half shaved head look.




It looks good on a fat face.
 
2013-04-26 08:49:32 AM  
I remember when "rivetheads" had this hair back in the early '90s. And probably a bunch of punkers in the late '70s.
 
2013-04-26 08:53:49 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: farkingismybusiness: I dunno about you guys, but I farking love the half shaved head look.

It looks good on a fat face.


Harkens back to the Bow Wow Wow days
 
2013-04-26 08:55:36 AM  

Apos: [cdn01.cdn.justjared.com image 817x1222]
"This is 'street urchin chic', hateful paps! Get the shiat right!"


Wow, great set of DSL on that girl...
 
2013-04-26 08:56:00 AM  

FullMetalPanda: She needs them for her future job as a professional blow jobber.


I believe the proper term is fluffer.
 
2013-04-26 09:18:46 AM  
That's not the only place she shaved half her hair off of.......if you know what I mean.
 
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