MaudlinMutantMollusk: Doug?/oh, wait... FLUTE//nevermind
cretinbob: Well, I know who's going to get the most dates
basemetal: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 321x157]This too shall pass.
gweilo8888: FTFA: "'She came with it in a bio-hazard bag and it wasn't even cleaned,' said Joy Pierson, the store's other partner."Really? REALLY? What the fark is wrong with people in this world -- you can't rinse your own fecal matter off before you take it to be tested?
anotar: My thoughts as well, can't even put it in the sink and run water on it? I guess after a some kids I'm a battle hardened vet, but how did they put it in the bag in the first place?
ambercat: gweilo8888: FTFA: "'She came with it in a bio-hazard bag and it wasn't even cleaned,' said Joy Pierson, the store's other partner."Really? REALLY? What the fark is wrong with people in this world -- you can't rinse your own fecal matter off before you take it to be tested?Yeah, you'd think a person would understand that's not part of that person's normal job, and that you are a disgusting asshole for even asking them to do that, let alone just expecting it. 'Oh, you inspect diamonds, do you? Well why don't you just inspect the one inside this giant bag of my poop.'I'm a little sad the store manager didn't tell her to eff off and quit bringing in poop bags. Asking people who aren't doctors, nurses, or janitors to deal with poop is just wrong. Good customer service is one thing, but NO ONE in any job should have to handle customer's poop if they didn't sign up to do that as part of the job. But I'm guessing she's one of those people who views people she pays to do anything as 'one of the poors' and expects it's okay to treat them like servants. I have dealt with some pretty stuck up assholes in my day but this still amazes me, though sadly there are some people I can think of even now who would in fact try something like this if the situation came up. Too good for their own poop.
Britney Spear's Speculum: Swallowed you say?[i181.photobucket.com image 224x149]
sonorangal: I can understand the lady being 80 years old not cleaning it. Why didn't the doctor clean it up?
Weidermeijer: Tampa Women's Club? They ALL swallow.
gweilo8888: sonorangal: I can understand the lady being 80 years old not cleaning it. Why didn't the doctor clean it up?I'm sorry, but if you can attend a party, slug back champagne like it's going out of fashion, and then haul ass to the jewelers to find out if you hit paydirt, you can probably close a drain plug down to a diamond-blocking crack, hit the plunger on some antibacterial soap, turn the tap on, tip the ziploc into the sink, and then stir the whole mess around with your arthritic claw until the sparkle and the poo have gone their separate ways.
quickdraw: In any event I know I wouldn't hand a tiny valuable item to an 80 year old to clean. Their eye to hand coordination is often not very good.
gweilo8888: quickdraw: In any event I know I wouldn't hand a tiny valuable item to an 80 year old to clean. Their eye to hand coordination is often not very good.Good enough to get champagne to face. If she passes that test, she passes the "cleaning up your own poo" test./my gran is coming up on 88 and she'd give you a royal bolocking if you tried to stop her cleaning up after herself
Nidiot: I'm still trying to figure out what sort of club gives away a $5,000 diamond, and I'm sure the cubic zirconia weren't totally worthless either./wants a valuable gem stone for nothing
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