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(E! Online)   Suing a celebrity for "hand pain" after he smacks your camera away? Yep, that's a good use of our legal system   (eonline.com) divider line 29
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2013-04-25 07:59:22 PM
If you can sue a celebrity for hand pain, I have a legitimate case against Barbara Eden, Dick Van Dyke-era Mary Tyler Moore, and Jeri Ryan.
 
2013-04-25 08:01:53 PM
Let the records show Emma Watson owes the entire workd's population of 20 somethings a LOT of money.
 
2013-04-25 08:56:48 PM
According to my math Jenna Jameson would have to work until she's 462 to settle her class action suit.
 
2013-04-25 08:57:47 PM
Farking celebs and their camera smacking.

One day you'd want to oral their genitals so they would take a photo of you shopping.
 
2013-04-25 08:58:31 PM
He should count himself fortunate.  It could have been much worse:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-25 09:00:53 PM

FirstNationalBastard: If you can sue a celebrity for hand pain, I have a legitimate case against Barbara Eden, Dick Van Dyke-era Mary Tyler Moore, and Jeri Ryan.


If you have hand pain for that, you're doing it wrong...
 
2013-04-25 09:25:07 PM

diaphoresis: FirstNationalBastard: If you can sue a celebrity for hand pain, I have a legitimate case against Barbara Eden, Dick Van Dyke-era Mary Tyler Moore, and Jeri Ryan.

If you have hand pain for that, you're doing it wrong...


Carpal Tunnel.
 
2013-04-25 09:25:27 PM
FTFA:

No word whether the photographer will file a civil suit.

God dammit fark. Stop.
 
2013-04-25 09:46:51 PM

Wise_Guy: He should count himself fortunate.  It could have been much worse:


Ahhhhhh. I can't even look at that picture. I always skip that scene in the movie. I saw a skinhead curbstomp a dude when I was 14 and it made me vomit. To this day I can't unsee it and it makes my stomach turn.
 
2013-04-25 10:04:09 PM
This paparazzi guy wouldn't last a minute in Fight Club.
 
2013-04-25 10:15:05 PM

MrEricSir: This paparazzi guy wouldn't last a minute in Fight Club.


You seem to be talking about something I know nothing about.
 
2013-04-25 10:44:09 PM

doglover: Let the records show Emma Watson Stone owes the entire workd's population of 20 somethings a LOT of money.


FTFY
 
2013-04-25 11:28:21 PM
If the cameratard tried that with Ted Nugent his next of kin would be presented with a bowl of lumpy red material littered with chunks of lead.

I'm only saying, sometimes it pays to be known for being batshiat crazy.
 
2013-04-25 11:36:26 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: If the cameratard tried that with Ted Nugent his next of kin would be presented with a bowl of lumpy red material littered with chunks of lead.

I'm only saying, sometimes it pays to be known for being batshiat crazy.


Nugent is crazy, but he's also chickenshiat.
 
2013-04-25 11:44:42 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: If the cameratard tried that with Ted Nugent his next of kin would be presented with a bowl of lumpy red material littered with chunks of lead.

I'm only saying, sometimes it pays to be known for being batshiat crazy.


Everyone knows he is a  pussy chicken hawk.
 
2013-04-25 11:46:37 PM
I hope the judge finds a settlement of $3.50 for a bottle of aspirin.
 
2013-04-25 11:52:04 PM
I'm okay with this. Just because you're an actor doesn't mean you get a free pass to assault people.
 
2013-04-26 12:23:40 AM
It's almost as if getting right up in a stranger's face while doing something they hate is risky.
 
2013-04-26 12:49:11 AM
Paparazzi are like that annoying fly that keeps buzzing you when you are trying to go to sleep.  Eventually you jump out of bed in a fury and spend the next hour tracking the little f*cker down so you can smoosh it with a rolled up newspaper.  Punching paparazzi in the face should be treated exactly the same in the eyes of the law.
 
2013-04-26 12:50:42 AM

titwrench: Wise_Guy: He should count himself fortunate.  It could have been much worse:

Ahhhhhh. I can't even look at that picture. I always skip that scene in the movie. I saw a skinhead curbstomp a dude when I was 14 and it made me vomit. To this day I can't unsee it and it makes my stomach turn.


Congratulations.  You are human.   You might also be suffering from a mild form of PTSD.
 
2013-04-26 12:52:21 AM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: If the cameratard tried that with Ted Nugent his next of kin would be presented with a bowl of lumpy red material littered with chunks of lead.


I'm trying to picture a paparazzo being interested in Ted Nugent, and I'm not having much luck.
 
2013-04-26 01:06:17 AM

FirstNationalBastard: If you can sue a celebrity for hand pain, I have a legitimate case against Barbara Eden, Dick Van Dyke-era Mary Tyler Moore, and Jeri Ryan.


The way I originally read that list of names made for a strange conclusion.

/NTTAWWT
 
2013-04-26 02:17:39 AM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: If the cameratard tried that with Ted Nugent his next of kin would be presented with a bowl of lumpy red material littered with chunks of lead., Ted Nugent would be blaming it on Obama and crying about how Obama was trying to kill him.

I'm only saying, sometimes it pays to be known for being batshiat crazy.


FTFY.
 
2013-04-26 02:29:45 AM

Theaetetus: I'm okay with this. Just because you're an actor doesn't mean you get a free pass to assault people.


I don't even get annoyed by you anymore It's just adorable.
 
2013-04-26 02:47:41 AM

OgreMagi: Paparazzi are like that annoying fly that keeps buzzing you when you are trying to go to sleep.  Eventually you jump out of bed in a fury and spend the next hour tracking the little f*cker down so you can smoosh it with a rolled up newspaper.  Punching paparazzi in the face should be treated exactly the same in the eyes of the law.


If someone puts their camera within arm's reach of you, you should be able to knock it out of their hands.
 
2013-04-26 08:00:16 AM
Following celebrities around literally sticking cameras in their faces? Yep, that's a good use of a life.
 
2013-04-26 08:55:41 AM

poot_rootbeer: Following celebrities around literally sticking cameras in their faces? Yep, that's a good use of a life.


Not that I am defending the intrusion but the market has spoken and it will pay good money for the shots
 
2013-04-26 10:19:48 AM
It has to sound pretty damn pathetic to file this one with the NYPD:

"I'd like to charge Edward Norton for hurting my hand."
"That name sounds familiar."
"He was in Death to Smoochy." (officer cocks eyebrow) "He played Worm in Rounders." (shakes head) "You know, the scrawny guy from Fight Club. I was trying to take his picture on my
phone and he hit my hand."
"Sir, you understand that we have several murders, rapes, assaults and robberies we could be investigating..."
"But he HURT my HAND!"
 
2013-04-26 02:37:05 PM

Barricaded Gunman: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: If the cameratard tried that with Ted Nugent his next of kin would be presented with a bowl of lumpy red material littered with chunks of lead.

I'm trying to picture a paparazzo being interested in Ted Nugent, and I'm not having much luck.


Why does everybody hate the Nuge?
 
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