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2013-04-25 10:18:17 PM  

sherpa18: OlderGuy: ....  hope sherpa and Alien join us.. also Haruko...

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/ point of interest ... 3 weeks ago when i was having isp issues and was unable to participate in the thread, Alien showed up :o)
// the following week, i was all over the place, and - no Alien  :o(
/// last week, i was not around since i was not feeling well, and Alien showed up again :o)
//// i must be doing it wrong :o(


Nah.. it will all work out.. think positive....   gotta go feed Fred ad the crew... bbs..
 
2013-04-25 10:19:37 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Puki is gone, and I don't expect to see him alive again.....


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/ paws crossed that Puki comes home soon!
 
2013-04-25 10:19:40 PM  
haha the BF just shared this one.  NSFW word in it, so ya know...

/not taking chances & stuff
 
2013-04-25 10:20:34 PM  

xanadian: haha the BF just shared this one.  NSFW word in it, so ya know...

/not taking chances & stuff


lulz

Welcome to Caturday :-D
 
2013-04-25 10:21:30 PM  
Puki!!! Go Home, that's an order (as if you'll mind, but your staff person MaudlinMutantMollusk would be sooo happy if you'll please oblige him --)
Typed at ft of pg 1, means I'll be up a bit longer.


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May be able to get this goggie from a Hills Flea Prevention slick ad to chase you home ---
 
2013-04-25 10:28:15 PM  
Ripley (upper right) and Jasper (lower left) are still not getting along, but Jasper is getting fixed 5/1. Hopefully that will calm things down.
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2013-04-25 10:31:49 PM  

John Buck 41: Ripley (upper right) and Jasper (lower left) are still not getting along, but Jasper is getting fixed 5/1. Hopefully that will calm things down.
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I bet Jasper will behave in a much more socially acceptable way once his testosterone-poisoningtm is taken care of.  Very pretty kitties!
 
2013-04-25 10:36:16 PM  
Hi EVERYBUDDY! I have pictures of Mollie... and it says the 403 file too big.... now what??!!
 
2013-04-25 10:42:35 PM  
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credit lajimi last Aug.
Have eyes & all appendages, available or not, crossed for Puki's safe return.
Stop making your staffie fret, you naughty cat, gitcherself home ASAP!
MMM, you please get some shuteye too if you can, tho it's earlier out where you are. Can you leave something open for him to get back in, or is that an invite for the undesired varmints?
Need to turn in, & Edit more on the daylit morrow --
 
2013-04-25 10:45:09 PM  

lilyspad: Yay!! Sherpa's in da house!! :D HI!!!!!

professional_vampire: Sherpa's here! Yay!

spinach gunk: OH HAI!!! How you doin'?

OlderGuy: Hey !! Glad you made it in... hope that you feel better...

yobbery: ['sup pic]

akimbotoo: Hi Sherpa!  Hope you're feeling better and your internet problems have been resolved! //Sherpies too? :D


Thanks guise, it's nice to know that I was missed. But I'm back....
/ be afraid
// be very afraid....
:o)
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2013-04-25 10:45:52 PM  

micromedic: Hi EVERYBUDDY! I have pictures of Mollie... and it says the 403 file too big.... now what??!!


Did you preview first?  mine get resized when I do....  haven't heard from you yet......
 
2013-04-25 10:47:16 PM  
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2013-04-25 10:47:49 PM  
micromedic:
Hi EVERYBUDDY! I have pictures of Mollie... and it says the 403 file too big.... now what??!!

Hi Micromedic...
My best guess is to make them less too big
*ducks*
 
2013-04-25 10:49:33 PM  
OlderGuy sigh.. I previewed, and that's when I got the error.. I am truly sorry I haven't communicated... it's been a LOOONG week.... and a new computer due to time constraints.... : (
 
2013-04-25 10:50:27 PM  
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2013-04-25 10:51:03 PM  

akimbotoo: John Buck 41: Ripley (upper right) and Jasper (lower left) are still not getting along, but Jasper is getting fixed 5/1. Hopefully that will calm things down.
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I bet Jasper will behave in a much more socially acceptable way once his testosterone-poisoningtm is taken care of.  Very pretty kitties!


Testosterone is poison? WHO KNEW?
 
2013-04-25 10:53:20 PM  
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2013-04-25 10:58:46 PM  
micromedic, was gonna try to e you but my e not working now.  sherpa recommended
www.online-image-editor.com  for that.  Just attempted & that is  right one.  gd night & gd night fm
 
2013-04-25 10:59:51 PM  
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2013-04-25 11:02:08 PM  
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2013-04-25 11:04:02 PM  
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2013-04-25 11:05:40 PM  

John Buck 41: akimbotoo: John Buck 41: Ripley (upper right) and Jasper (lower left) are still not getting along, but Jasper is getting fixed 5/1. Hopefully that will calm things down.
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I bet Jasper will behave in a much more socially acceptable way once his testosterone-poisoningtm is taken care of.  Very pretty kitties!

Testosterone is poison? WHO KNEW?



That is just a phrase I use to describe the behavior of teen-aged boys and un-fixed male cats.  ;D
 
2013-04-25 11:07:31 PM  
Hi, this is a message to an anonymous person who mailed a delicious care package of treats.

I just want to say Thank you!
 
2013-04-25 11:12:24 PM  

micromedic: Hi EVERYBUDDY! I have pictures of Mollie... and it says the 403 file too big.... now what??!!


*puts on helpful sherpa hat*
email the pics to me (my login@gmail) and I'll see what I can do....
/ damn, it feels so good to be back!

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2013-04-25 11:13:58 PM  
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2013-04-25 11:14:20 PM  
Gotta get to sleep, even though round 1 of the NFL draft is still going...

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See you guys tomorrow.
 
2013-04-25 11:14:57 PM  
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2013-04-25 11:16:44 PM  
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2013-04-25 11:20:35 PM  

Gotta go get some noms, bbl....

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2013-04-25 11:26:48 PM  
sherpa18:
/ damn, it feels so good to be back!

Damn, it feels good to have you back! ;-)
 
2013-04-25 11:27:39 PM  
Like two peas in a pod!
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2013-04-25 11:32:39 PM  
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2013-04-25 11:33:14 PM  
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2013-04-25 11:35:15 PM  
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2013-04-25 11:37:21 PM  
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2013-04-25 11:40:33 PM  
This is a great money shot!

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2013-04-25 11:40:41 PM  

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2013-04-25 11:43:00 PM  
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2013-04-25 11:44:08 PM  
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2013-04-25 11:44:46 PM  
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2013-04-25 11:47:01 PM  
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2013-04-25 11:55:36 PM  
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2013-04-25 11:56:33 PM  
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2013-04-25 11:57:23 PM  
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2013-04-25 11:58:13 PM  
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2013-04-25 11:59:25 PM  
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2013-04-26 01:00:11 AM  
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So that's the conversation between me and my husband last night before I went searching for the first-aid kit. CSB TL;DR LOL OMG:

So we bought a used washer and dryer since we're a bit broke and just moved to a place that has hookups for such. The washer plugged in just fine, but the dryer had a 4-prong plug and the wall was 3-prong. So I bought a 3-prong cable, and last night pulled out the toolbox and prepared to spend hours changing them out. Surprise, it was a simple ten-minute job, and nothing caught fire, got electrocuted, or broken. Hurrah! So I sent my victory text as I pulled out the bits to hook up the exhaust vent. Well, I didn't have good light and I wasn't quite paying attention, so in trying to connect the vent tubing my hand slipped and I sorta "punched" the dryer port. The aluminum, very SHARP port. "Whoops," I thought to myself, "it doesn't go like that. Well, I'll just try- Hunh, my hand's leaking." I sent the second text and spent the next ten minutes figuring out where the hell I'd misplaced the first aid kit. Bonus: holding a pressure bandage on my hand as I wandered the aisles at the store within walking distance (luckily still open at that time at night) looking for neosporin and bandages.

I must be a bit broken, because I giggled like a doofus the entire time, especially when the hubby got home later that night and helped me apply a better dressing. It won't be a buy-me-a-beer type of scar, but it will be one that makes people go, "how did you manage that?" I got a fairly good pic of it a few minutes after it happened that has made two people cringe so far; a nifty V-shaped gouge just above the third knuckle on my right index finger that was a b*tch to bandage properly. :P

Ah well, we have a functional washer and dryer now, which makes Sassy very happy, as his favorite place to sleep is in a laundry basket full of (clean or dirty) clothes.

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Speaking of, time to run another load. Trying to get dishes washed may be another thing, I don't think I've got any gloves under the sink. I think I'll let my husband deal with that for the next couple of days, as I'm worried about breaking a glass and slicing myself open again. :D
 
2013-04-26 01:19:42 AM  
UPDATE: CAT WARS: RETURN OF THE PUKI
Round 1
Unable to sit still, I kept going out and walking around calling my little lost pal about every 10 minutes. Around 8:30, I spotted a movement in the brush across the road, and Puk trotted out into the road. Fortunately, there was a rare break in the traffic.
So I coaxed him across the rest of the way, and he decided to be an idiot an run around every direction but towards me. But at least I knew the little sh*tbird was still alive.
After about 5 minutes of calling and pleading, I got him to come within reach and grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and gathered him into my arms. Just then, 4 cars in a row came screaming down the hillbilly highway at about 60 MPH (this is 10 feet away from me) and sent him into full cat-sh*t panic. I tried to endure the pain of my ripped flesh, but I failed. Torn from elbow to fingertip, and wearing a newly shredded t-shirt, I had to let go, and he was gone again in an instant.
End of round 1.
Round 2.
I knew the little bastard was still close by, so I kept going out and walking around calling. Once again, I heard his familiar plaintive mew, and spotted him at the neighbors door looking at me and crying. Now, why that dumbass cat goes to the wrong door and then cries to me next door is a complete other mystery, but I digress...
After another 10 minutes of coaxing, cajoling, and generally making myself sound like a complete idiot to anyone listening, I managed to get hold of him again, and before anything else sent him into hysterics, get him back in the house.
End of round 2.

So... to recap...

Puki is safe at home again for the nonce.
I'm having a drink and trying to staunch the bleeding. Right hand got the worst of it, but both hands and arms sustained serious damage.
I discovered that I need to pick up some bandaids tomorrow.

/thank you all for your good wishes and thoughts; I have to admit I was pretty upset over that dumbass cat
//now... anyone want to donate blood?
 
2013-04-26 01:31:50 AM  
Hello everybodeee!

 ^-^
='.'=

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Puki goes walkabout :-(
/I think my little buddy is gone forever
//I has a really serious sad right now


Puki...turn your furry little arse around, look BOTH ways, ask your mother's (Bast) blessing, and GET HOME!
~~~~~

I don't think my neighbor's cats are getting enough to eat. They look OK, but the way Abbey hit some scraps I'd tossed out into the yard for birds made me wonder. Then there's my lot; so pampered and catered-to that they can afford to have preferences with their gushyfud treats (the 'delicate' sauce is favorite, and the 'savory' sauce is a waste of time).

I wish there was something I could do so D'Artagnan would be a happier kitty...stay home a bit more, and get along better with his clowdermates. I bend over backwards for him to let him know he's loved and wanted; attention on HIS terms when he's home, his own treats (he gets sauteed chicken breast because he doesn't like gushyfud), catnip...I don't know what to do. It's like I have 3.5 cats...he comes home about once a day or so, eats, drinks, picks up his messages and is gone again. He wants nothing to do with his clowder mates, and rarely anything to do with me.
It's easier to love someone when they're THERE, you know?
...aaannnnd onto page 2...
 
2013-04-26 01:40:13 AM  

L33t Squirrel: I must be a bit broken, because I giggled like a doofus the entire time, especially when the hubby got home later that night and helped me apply a better dressing. It won't be a buy-me-a-beer type of scar, but it will be one that makes people go, "how did you manage that?" I got a fairly good pic of it a few minutes after it happened that has made two people cringe so far; a nifty V-shaped gouge just above the third knuckle on my right index finger that was a b*tch to bandage properly. :P

Ah well, we have a functional washer and dryer now, which makes Sassy very happy, as his favorite place to sleep is in a laundry basket full of (clean or dirty) clothes.


Get some Butterfly bandages, they work great for cuts like that. Short of stitches that's your best bet for a gouge.
Hope it heals clean and WOOT!! for getting a washer/dryer, that's a really good feeling to not have to drag clothes to the laundromat (I'd rather spend time on the wrong end of an artillery range than go to another laundromat in this lifetime).
CSB:
Got some nice scars on my hand from a year old German Shepard that decided to attack me while I was sitting in a park reading a book. It's owner was a complete pants on head dick. When all was said and done, I had more respect for the poorly socialized dog than I did for the owner.
 
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