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(Yahoo)   Mean sorority girl quit the sorority. DID YOU F*CKING HEAR ME? ARE YOU SLOW? SHE F*CKING QUIT THE SORORITY   (shine.yahoo.com) divider line 300
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2013-04-25 03:44:04 PM
What's funny is women like that don't even like each other. Ah, well.
 
2013-04-25 03:46:52 PM
I KNEW it was Becky.

/it's *always* Becky
 
2013-04-25 03:48:18 PM
I guess the guys at Sigma Nu will miss her.  I bet she was really {ahem} "friendly" with those boys.
 
2013-04-25 04:00:52 PM
She'll be a professional politician within 5 years.
 
2013-04-25 04:07:43 PM
The only thing that surprised me about this whole event was how few people have heard the phrase "c*nt punt."
 
2013-04-25 04:10:39 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: She'll be a professional politician within 5 years.


fox news host.
 
2013-04-25 04:10:45 PM
Looks like Becky finally took Marge's advice.
 
2013-04-25 04:15:44 PM
O.M.G.
B.F.D.
 
2013-04-25 04:30:57 PM
 
2013-04-25 04:45:41 PM
Her little rant is rather consistent with my experience with Delta Gams.

It always amazed me at how varied some Greek orgs were across campuses, and how similar others were.  Mine was all over the place.  Our neighbors were dicks regardless of campus.
 
2013-04-25 04:46:16 PM
CSS: Waaaayyyy back when dial up internet was still a thing, a sorority sister of mine posted some nasty things on a popular "greek" blog about all the other fraternities and sororities at NYU. We asked for her resignation. I felt bad about it, but its really not in the spirit of things.
 
2013-04-25 04:49:54 PM

Lollipop165: CSS: Waaaayyyy back when dial up internet was still a thing, a sorority sister of mine posted some nasty things on a popular "greek" blog about all the other fraternities and sororities at NYU. We asked for her resignation. I felt bad about it, but its really not in the spirit of things.


Whatever happened to keeping your house's affairs secret?  I ran a very tight ship in that regard.  (PDT prez, VP twice)
 
2013-04-25 04:51:55 PM
repeat from main page ??
 
2013-04-25 04:52:02 PM
I saw a picture of the sorority building and my heart skipped a beat thinking hell I dated a woman from that sorority, and then I remembered, they really do all look the same.
 
2013-04-25 04:52:02 PM

Diogenes: Lollipop165: CSS: Waaaayyyy back when dial up internet was still a thing, a sorority sister of mine posted some nasty things on a popular "greek" blog about all the other fraternities and sororities at NYU. We asked for her resignation. I felt bad about it, but its really not in the spirit of things.

Whatever happened to keeping your house's affairs secret?  I ran a very tight ship in that regard.  (PDT prez, VP twice)


We had no idea. It was the other fraternities and sororities that informed us of this matter during a Greek Council meeting and they figured out who it was.
 
2013-04-25 04:52:26 PM
One thing I've learned as a 30 yr old stoner undergrad at UGA: anyone who is president of anything on campus is probably a shiathead.
 
2013-04-25 04:53:46 PM
I'm not sure how academically useful going to what is, ostensibly, an institution of higher learning - just to make up little pretendy societies with f*cked up rules actually is in the long haul, but if you're just going to make more money later, I can see how being equipped to live in a pretendy society can help.
 
2013-04-25 04:53:58 PM

namatad: repeat from main page ??


dammit - facebook - fark - same thing
/note to self: repost everything that you see on FB to fark and win more greenlights
 
2013-04-25 04:55:23 PM

Altair: One thing I've learned as a 30 yr old stoner undergrad at UGA: anyone who is president of anything on campus is probably a shiathead.


I kinda am.  But at least I kept us in good graces with the school and town so we could do the fun shiat we wanted to do.
 
2013-04-25 04:55:24 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: She'll be a professional politician within 5 years.


or pole dancer ... same thing
 
2013-04-25 04:57:54 PM

bunner: I'm not sure how academically useful going to what is, ostensibly, an institution of higher learning - just to make up little pretendy societies with f*cked up rules actually is in the long haul, but if you're just going to make more money later, I can see how being equipped to live in a pretendy society can help.


Everyone has their own reasons.  I don't judge.  In my experience, I met people who were involved in many different facets of U. life, and it spurred me on to try things I probably wouldn't have.
 
2013-04-25 05:01:25 PM

BunkyBrewman: I KNEW it was Becky.

/it's *always* Becky


If Becky had just looked at that girl's butt, she wouldn't have been yelled at.
 
2013-04-25 05:02:11 PM
... so I read the full email.

What is so wrong about it? Why did it deserve to make the news all over the world?
 
2013-04-25 05:02:18 PM
 
2013-04-25 05:02:29 PM

bunner: What's funny is women like that don't even like each other. Ah, well.


I would bet big money she's a royal biatch regardless.  The sorority is just an excellent growth medium for her flaws.
 
2013-04-25 05:04:09 PM

Diogenes: Her little rant is rather consistent with my experience with Delta Gams.

It always amazed me at how varied some Greek orgs were across campuses, and how similar others were.  Mine was all over the place.  Our neighbors were dicks regardless of campus.



Yeah, the DGs I knew were all friendly and laid back. Then again, that was twenty years ago.
 
2013-04-25 05:07:58 PM

Diogenes: Lollipop165: CSS: Waaaayyyy back when dial up internet was still a thing, a sorority sister of mine posted some nasty things on a popular "greek" blog about all the other fraternities and sororities at NYU. We asked for her resignation. I felt bad about it, but its really not in the spirit of things.

Whatever happened to keeping your house's affairs secret?  I ran a very tight ship in that regard.  (PDT prez, VP twice)


huh. Neeeeever had you pegged as a frat guy.

Inneresting.
 
2013-04-25 05:09:23 PM
The DGs at my school were the types of girls who had their hair and makeup perfect for 1st period classes.  Big hair, lots of make up and short-shorts. They tended to hang-out with the ATOs who thought they were the big men on campus, so it was a perfect pairing.
 
2013-04-25 05:11:57 PM

TheDumbBlonde: The DGs at my school were the types of girls who had their hair and makeup perfect for 1st period classes.  Big hair, lots of make up and short-shorts. They tended to hang-out with the ATOs who thought they were the big men on campus, so it was a perfect pairing.


We called 'em Dick Grabbers. For some reason there wasn't one over 5'6", they were all so short.
 
2013-04-25 05:12:25 PM
If Rebecca Martinson's 15 minutes of fame means anything, I hope it's the popularization of the term "c*nt punt."
 
2013-04-25 05:12:33 PM
The Michael Shannon reading (a greenlight a couple days ago) was epic.

I'm not surprised she resigned (I figured she'd be forced to resign).

She looks totally hittable until you figure out she's a crazy high-maintenance biatch.  But if she's crazy, she's probably great in the sack.  College guys beware....she'll fark you up if you don't have a solid exit strategy.
 
2013-04-25 05:13:13 PM

gilgigamesh: Diogenes: Lollipop165: CSS: Waaaayyyy back when dial up internet was still a thing, a sorority sister of mine posted some nasty things on a popular "greek" blog about all the other fraternities and sororities at NYU. We asked for her resignation. I felt bad about it, but its really not in the spirit of things.

Whatever happened to keeping your house's affairs secret?  I ran a very tight ship in that regard.  (PDT prez, VP twice)

huh. Neeeeever had you pegged as a frat guy.

Inneresting.


Phi Delta Theta at Colgate.

Amazing what you can accomplish while still in the closet, eh?  ;-)
 
2013-04-25 05:13:42 PM

eraser8: If Rebecca Martinson's 15 minutes of fame means anything, I hope it's the popularization of the term "c*nt punt."


that phrase is as old as the nut stains on Martinson's sheets
 
2013-04-25 05:17:01 PM
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?

The article said she resigned from  the sorority, not quite school.  She'll graduate, get married, change her name, and most people she meets later in life will never know that she had to deal with a bunch of boring, whiny, daddy girls.

Anyway, you can only get 3 fingers into a bowling ball.
 
2013-04-25 05:20:25 PM

scottydoesntknow: TheDumbBlonde: The DGs at my school were the types of girls who had their hair and makeup perfect for 1st period classes.  Big hair, lots of make up and short-shorts. They tended to hang-out with the ATOs who thought they were the big men on campus, so it was a perfect pairing.

We called 'em Dick Grabbers. For some reason there wasn't one over 5'6", they were all so short.


I have heard that one, too. They were mostly really attractive blondes, in a peacock sort of way. No one I knew pledged that house...we tended to be pretty regional at Big Ass State University. They did have a huge anchor in their front yard, and more than one  drunk-ass fraternity pledge was tied to it half naked during Hell Week, which was funny.
 
2013-04-25 05:22:50 PM

minoridiot: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?

The article said she resigned from  the sorority, not quite school.  She'll graduate, get married, change her name, and most people she meets later in life will never know that she had to deal with a bunch of boring, whiny, daddy girls.

Anyway, you can only get 3 fingers into a bowling ball.


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And it's from the future, too
 
2013-04-25 05:24:37 PM
i38.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-25 05:24:51 PM
She c#nt punted herself right outta there.
 
2013-04-25 05:30:07 PM

Tatsuma: ... so I read the full email.

What is so wrong about it? Why did it deserve to make the news all over the world?


Nothing more than being the latest target on the internet gossip machine. The internet was invented for cats, and apparently, cattiness.
 
2013-04-25 05:31:29 PM

palladiate: Tatsuma: ... so I read the full email.

What is so wrong about it? Why did it deserve to make the news all over the world?

Nothing more than being the latest target on the internet gossip machine. The internet was invented for cats, and apparently, cattiness.


I can haz cheesybiatch?
 
2013-04-25 05:36:30 PM

palladiate: Nothing more than being the latest target on the internet gossip machine. The internet was invented for cats, and apparently, cattiness.


Yeah seriously before the internet being so widespread, that stuff would have been said in person during a meeting and everyone would have gone on their merry way.

That is such a stupid non-story. I'm also gonna bet that this girl was probably right on many points, too.
 
2013-04-25 05:38:53 PM

CaptSacto: minoridiot: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?

The article said she resigned from  the sorority, not quite school.  She'll graduate, get married, change her name, and most people she meets later in life will never know that she had to deal with a bunch of boring, whiny, daddy girls.

Anyway, you can only get 3 fingers into a bowling ball.

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And it's from the future, too


I suppose I could have gone with "you can't fit a sorority girl inside a bowling ball".
 
2013-04-25 05:42:40 PM

minoridiot: CaptSacto: minoridiot: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?

The article said she resigned from  the sorority, not quite school.  She'll graduate, get married, change her name, and most people she meets later in life will never know that she had to deal with a bunch of boring, whiny, daddy girls.

Anyway, you can only get 3 fingers into a bowling ball.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x480]
And it's from the future, too

I suppose I could have gone with "you can't fit a sorority girl inside a bowling ball".


*LOL*
Nice.
 
2013-04-25 05:43:10 PM

Tatsuma: palladiate: Nothing more than being the latest target on the internet gossip machine. The internet was invented for cats, and apparently, cattiness.

Yeah seriously before the internet being so widespread, that stuff would have been said in person during a meeting and everyone would have gone on their merry way.

That is such a stupid non-story. I'm also gonna bet that this girl was probably right on many points, too.


My grandmother used to tell me, never put anything into writing you wouldn't want printed on the front-page of a newspaper. This lesson is even more important in the digital age. This girl needed my grandmother. My grandmother would never have tolerated a granddaughter that spoke like that to anyone, much less her "sisters". She was crass and vulgar and she demonstrated extremely poor judgement. It's also not news, but this is Fark. We love this sort of thing.
 
2013-04-25 05:44:33 PM
If nothing else, she certainly got he "eau muy gahd, I.  Am.  Such. A.  B*tch" cred sorted out til, like, forever.  It takes a lot of work to wear that much.
 
2013-04-25 05:44:51 PM

TheDumbBlonde: My grandmother used to tell me, never put anything into writing you wouldn't want printed on the front-page of a newspaper. This lesson is even more important in the digital age. This girl needed my grandmother. My grandmother would never have tolerated a granddaughter that spoke like that to anyone, much less her "sisters". She was crass and vulgar and she demonstrated extremely poor judgement.


I don't think I've ever agreed with you about ANYTHING...but, you're right in this case.  Or, at least, your grandmother is.
 
2013-04-25 05:45:24 PM
swear that much.  Sorority like typing detected.
 
2013-04-25 05:52:55 PM

eraser8: TheDumbBlonde: My grandmother used to tell me, never put anything into writing you wouldn't want printed on the front-page of a newspaper. This lesson is even more important in the digital age. This girl needed my grandmother. My grandmother would never have tolerated a granddaughter that spoke like that to anyone, much less her "sisters". She was crass and vulgar and she demonstrated extremely poor judgement.

I don't think I've ever agreed with you about ANYTHING...but, you're right in this case.  Or, at least, your grandmother is.


Truth!  I sent a rude email to a co-worker and he forwarded it to everyone.  I got what I deserved and learned an important lesson in the process. Luckily, it didn't go viral...
 
2013-04-25 06:22:02 PM

Altair: One thing I've learned as a 30 yr old stoner undergrad at UGA: anyone who is president of anything on campus is probably a shiathead.


Hell, you aren't far from me at all.
When I get released next week, let's burn one.
I vape in here. SSSHHHHH

/No, not in jail
 
2013-04-25 06:25:08 PM
She was well in the bounds of appropriate. You don't join a sorority to do what you want - you join to follow a pre-programmed social program with a group of like minded people. If you're not doing that then why are you there?

And I'd show her the 5 most disappointing minutes of her life. Hell, I'd probably date her. Love me some biatchy women.
 
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