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(NYPost)   Boston Marathon bombers didn't just want to party and get bombed in New York after their bombing spree, they wanted to bomb New York   (nypost.com) divider line 22
    More: Scary, Boston Marathon, New York, Tamerlan Tsarnaev, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev  
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2013-04-25 05:29:27 PM
3 votes:
Happily, their stupidity foiled their plans.

First 9-11 and then Bloomberg... New York has suffered enough.
2013-04-25 05:26:57 PM
3 votes:
Wait, so even after the New York Post got shown to have made up every single story they posted related to this, we're still citing them as if they had the first farking clue what was going on?
2013-04-25 05:17:47 PM
3 votes:
Gee. Imagine how terrible it would have been if something terrible that didn't happen, happened. Let's all sit around and think about it, until we are really frightened and angry at whoever we don't like.
Then, let's go kill them. Really expensively.
2013-04-25 03:39:28 PM
3 votes:
I knew Bloomberg would figure out a way to get in on the action.
2013-04-25 09:27:22 PM
2 votes:

mekki: pxlboy: FarkinNortherner: ringersol: If NYC was a *plan* and not just an impulse blathered out loud, you'd think they'd have headed there sooner.

Is there any evidence of anything even approximating to a plan in these two dumbfarks entire enterprise? The more we learn the more I'm astonished that the story of the Tsarnaev brothers didn't end with them blowing themselves up in their kitchen.

They went from master bomb makers and terrorists to being a couple of tools with a nebulous, poorly-thought-out plan.

That's why I have to roll my eyes at anyone who calls these guys "terrorists" in the same way the 9/11 hijackers were terrorists. No, these two brothers were spree killers. Idiotic spree killers who plans were pretty much;

Dzhokhar: Okay, we've carjacked this guy and his SUV. Now what?
Tamerlan: How many explosives do we have left?
Dzhokhar: A few.
Tamerlan: Then fark it. Let's bomb New York.
Dzhokhar: New York?
Tamerlan: New York.
Dzhokhar: .....fark it, let's bomb New York.

I mean, the one thing that stopped them from getting to NYC to bomb the place was that they had ran out of gas! I have to say again what FarkinNorthener said. How did these two manage to not blow themselves up in their own kitchen?


And they fit the profile for spree killers too. Young, relatively privileged males, but disaffected with life for stupid reasons. If they weren't Muslim, nobody would be talking about them as anything other than not particularly successful spree killers.
2013-04-25 05:24:38 PM
2 votes:

ringersol: If NYC was a *plan* and not just an impulse blathered out loud, you'd think they'd have headed there sooner.


Is there any evidence of anything even approximating to a plan in these two dumbfarks entire enterprise? The more we learn the more I'm astonished that the story of the Tsarnaev brothers didn't end with them blowing themselves up in their kitchen.
2013-04-25 05:19:33 PM
2 votes:
If NYC was a *plan* and not just an impulse blathered out loud, you'd think they'd have headed there sooner.
2013-04-26 05:59:42 AM
1 votes:

Tobin_Lam: thenino85: You mean the lone Saudi-born teabagger terrorist that deployed 4 bombs, robbed a 7/11, had a violent shootout with police while holed up in a boat with multiple firearms and explosives, and attempted to commit suicide rather than being taken alive, was also planning on bombing New York?

Everyone panic!

What lone terrorist are you talking about? We're talking about 2 brothers. The one that survived probably wasn't even the one with the plan.


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He was listing the things the Post got wrong.
2013-04-25 08:49:42 PM
1 votes:
The Post said this? Excuse me if I don't believe it.
2013-04-25 07:20:22 PM
1 votes:
"An army of cops and vast network of security cameras would have greeted the brothers in Times Square had they made it to New York, Bloomberg said."

And had you shut your obnoxious f*cking piehole for like twenty seconds I wouldn't be nearly as annoyed as I am right now, A Shambling Mound said.
2013-04-25 07:10:45 PM
1 votes:
How can they believe anything he says? If he said he had a nuclear bomb would they believe him?
2013-04-25 06:49:52 PM
1 votes:

pxlboy: FarkinNortherner: ringersol: If NYC was a *plan* and not just an impulse blathered out loud, you'd think they'd have headed there sooner.

Is there any evidence of anything even approximating to a plan in these two dumbfarks entire enterprise? The more we learn the more I'm astonished that the story of the Tsarnaev brothers didn't end with them blowing themselves up in their kitchen.

They went from master bomb makers and terrorists to being a couple of tools with a nebulous, poorly-thought-out plan.


That's why I have to roll my eyes at anyone who calls these guys "terrorists" in the same way the 9/11 hijackers were terrorists. No, these two brothers were spree killers. Idiotic spree killers who plans were pretty much;

Dzhokhar: Okay, we've carjacked this guy and his SUV. Now what?
Tamerlan: How many explosives do we have left?
Dzhokhar: A few.
Tamerlan: Then fark it. Let's bomb New York.
Dzhokhar: New York?
Tamerlan: New York.
Dzhokhar: .....fark it, let's bomb New York.

I mean, the one thing that stopped them from getting to NYC to bomb the place was that they had ran out of gas! I have to say again what FarkinNorthener said. How did these two manage to not blow themselves up in their own kitchen?
2013-04-25 06:21:11 PM
1 votes:

No Expectations: The scary thing is, with a just a little more planning, they could still be exploding bombs.


Not really, no. Because their entire plan was flawed from the get-go. They made sure they would be identified by planting the bombs during the middle of the Boston Marathon, where they would have surely been noticed by people in the crowd if not on camera (this is one of the most wired sports events in America, you know.) In addition, they were stupid enough to do this while not only under watch by the Feds for possible connections to terrorism in Chechnya, but openly bragged about their ideologies on social media.

They wanted to be caught so they could go out in a blaze of glory for their cause.
2013-04-25 05:39:49 PM
1 votes:
So they don't flee Boston immediately after setting off the bomb, and then they decide to target one the most policed public spaces in the United States that is on high alert? I guess it really doesn't take much brains to be a terrorist.
2013-04-25 05:38:32 PM
1 votes:

Dr.Zom: skinink: But since this is the New York Post reporting it, the brothers could really have been planning to run to Canada.

This. The Post has less credibility than the Enquirer. The Onion is more accurate.


It's a sad time when the Onion seems more factually relevant (or honest) than today's publications.
2013-04-25 05:36:50 PM
1 votes:
You know who else was a Boston Bomber who became a Bronx Bomber?
boston.sportsthenandnow.com
2013-04-25 05:32:21 PM
1 votes:

FarkinNortherner: ringersol: If NYC was a *plan* and not just an impulse blathered out loud, you'd think they'd have headed there sooner.

Is there any evidence of anything even approximating to a plan in these two dumbfarks entire enterprise? The more we learn the more I'm astonished that the story of the Tsarnaev brothers didn't end with them blowing themselves up in their kitchen.


They went from master bomb makers and terrorists to being a couple of tools with a nebulous, poorly-thought-out plan.
2013-04-25 05:26:15 PM
1 votes:

Triumph: I knew Bloomberg would figure out a way to get in on the action.


He wanted to trademark "New York Strong!"

I dunno about NYC it's too obvious and cliche to bomb. If I were a mad bomber I would switch it up and bomb Detroit. I could cause millions of dollars in improvments.
2013-04-25 05:22:38 PM
1 votes:
You know who else wanted to bomb NY?
2013-04-25 05:14:55 PM
1 votes:
But since this is the New York Post reporting it, the brothers could really have been planning to run to Canada.
2013-04-25 04:42:47 PM
1 votes:
Leave New York alone you farking assholes.
2013-04-25 04:04:29 PM
1 votes:
i want to have sex with Emmy Rossum.

Doesn't mean it is going to happen.
 
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