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(NYPost)   Boston Marathon bombers didn't just want to party and get bombed in New York after their bombing spree, they wanted to bomb New York   (nypost.com) divider line 110
    More: Scary, Boston Marathon, New York, Tamerlan Tsarnaev, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev  
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2013-04-25 03:39:28 PM
I knew Bloomberg would figure out a way to get in on the action.
 
2013-04-25 03:42:49 PM
Can you get any more cliched?

No wonder it closed before it got to Broadway.
 
2013-04-25 03:43:20 PM

Triumph: I knew Bloomberg would figure out a way to get in on the action.


Same thing I thought: someone is feeling left out.
 
2013-04-25 03:56:45 PM
Everyone wants to make it in the city that never sleeps
 
2013-04-25 04:04:29 PM
i want to have sex with Emmy Rossum.

Doesn't mean it is going to happen.
 
2013-04-25 04:13:36 PM
Ah, the Great White Way. If you can make it here, you can make anywhere.
 
2013-04-25 04:42:47 PM
Leave New York alone you farking assholes.
 
2013-04-25 04:57:47 PM
What the last Mad Bomber to take Manhattan  looked like

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-04-25 05:11:57 PM
Didn't this story break like... 2 days ago?
 
2013-04-25 05:11:57 PM
The third bomber was already at the zoo
images.wikia.com
 
2013-04-25 05:14:55 PM
But since this is the New York Post reporting it, the brothers could really have been planning to run to Canada.
 
2013-04-25 05:17:44 PM

Tatsuma: Leave New York alone you farking assholes.


www.dw.de

I heard that.
 
2013-04-25 05:17:47 PM
Gee. Imagine how terrible it would have been if something terrible that didn't happen, happened. Let's all sit around and think about it, until we are really frightened and angry at whoever we don't like.
Then, let's go kill them. Really expensively.
 
2013-04-25 05:18:22 PM
Did someone say bomb?

www.ciaobabyequipmentrentals.com
 
2013-04-25 05:19:13 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Everyone wants to make it in the city that never sleeps


Don't you mean the city by the bay?
 
2013-04-25 05:19:33 PM
If NYC was a *plan* and not just an impulse blathered out loud, you'd think they'd have headed there sooner.
 
2013-04-25 05:22:38 PM
You know who else wanted to bomb NY?
 
2013-04-25 05:24:38 PM

ringersol: If NYC was a *plan* and not just an impulse blathered out loud, you'd think they'd have headed there sooner.


Is there any evidence of anything even approximating to a plan in these two dumbfarks entire enterprise? The more we learn the more I'm astonished that the story of the Tsarnaev brothers didn't end with them blowing themselves up in their kitchen.
 
2013-04-25 05:26:15 PM

Triumph: I knew Bloomberg would figure out a way to get in on the action.


He wanted to trademark "New York Strong!"

I dunno about NYC it's too obvious and cliche to bomb. If I were a mad bomber I would switch it up and bomb Detroit. I could cause millions of dollars in improvments.
 
2013-04-25 05:26:57 PM
Wait, so even after the New York Post got shown to have made up every single story they posted related to this, we're still citing them as if they had the first farking clue what was going on?
 
2013-04-25 05:29:27 PM
Happily, their stupidity foiled their plans.

First 9-11 and then Bloomberg... New York has suffered enough.
 
2013-04-25 05:30:14 PM
who doesn't want to bomb New York?
 
2013-04-25 05:31:02 PM
ESPN must be drumming up the Yankees, Sox rivalry.
 
2013-04-25 05:32:21 PM

FarkinNortherner: ringersol: If NYC was a *plan* and not just an impulse blathered out loud, you'd think they'd have headed there sooner.

Is there any evidence of anything even approximating to a plan in these two dumbfarks entire enterprise? The more we learn the more I'm astonished that the story of the Tsarnaev brothers didn't end with them blowing themselves up in their kitchen.


They went from master bomb makers and terrorists to being a couple of tools with a nebulous, poorly-thought-out plan.
 
2013-04-25 05:34:10 PM
Are NY Post headlines generated with the Brion Gysin cut-up method, using a special set of words, 75% of which are inflammatory, sensational, kneejerk, craptastic or just plain wharbl?

The other 25% of the words being triggers and false flag indicators?
 
2013-04-25 05:34:31 PM

Carolus99: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Everyone wants to make it in the city that never sleeps

Don't you mean the city by the bay?


the town that Billy Sunday could not shut down?
 
2013-04-25 05:36:25 PM

skinink: But since this is the New York Post reporting it, the brothers could really have been planning to run to Canada.


This. The Post has less credibility than the Enquirer. The Onion is more accurate.
 
2013-04-25 05:36:26 PM

pxlboy: FarkinNortherner: ringersol: If NYC was a *plan* and not just an impulse blathered out loud, you'd think they'd have headed there sooner.

Is there any evidence of anything even approximating to a plan in these two dumbfarks entire enterprise? The more we learn the more I'm astonished that the story of the Tsarnaev brothers didn't end with them blowing themselves up in their kitchen.

They went from master bomb makers and terrorists to being a couple of tools with a nebulous, poorly-thought-out plan.


 Benghazi went from a few pissed protesters to an organized Army.
 
2013-04-25 05:36:32 PM

groppet: Triumph: I knew Bloomberg would figure out a way to get in on the action.

He wanted to trademark "New York Strong!"

I dunno about NYC it's too obvious and cliche to bomb. If I were a mad bomber I would switch it up and bomb Detroit. I could cause millions of dollars in improvments.


Aww, can't we pick on Camden for once?

/It's arguably worse.
//And in Jersey.
///Hypothetical slashies.
 
2013-04-25 05:36:50 PM
You know who else was a Boston Bomber who became a Bronx Bomber?
boston.sportsthenandnow.com
 
2013-04-25 05:37:19 PM

YoOjo: Are NY Post headlines generated with the  Brion Gysin cut-up method, using a special set of words, 75% of which are inflammatory, sensational, kneejerk, craptastic or just plain wharbl?

The other 25% of the words being triggers and false flag indicators?


Beat poetry; that explains it.

Nothing like nonsense with an irregular meter (if any at all) spread across a page in a similarly-disorganized fashion.
 
2013-04-25 05:38:32 PM

Dr.Zom: skinink: But since this is the New York Post reporting it, the brothers could really have been planning to run to Canada.

This. The Post has less credibility than the Enquirer. The Onion is more accurate.


It's a sad time when the Onion seems more factually relevant (or honest) than today's publications.
 
2013-04-25 05:39:10 PM

Dr.Zom: skinink: But since this is the New York Post reporting it, the brothers could really have been planning to run to Canada.

This. The Post has less credibility than the Enquirer. The Onion is more accurate.


 Bloomberg gave a press conference with the announcement does that help?
 
2013-04-25 05:39:45 PM

Triumph: I knew Bloomberg would figure out a way to get in on the action.


Exactly why I posted this in the other thread. One is dead, one is mostly dead. There's was no reason to put this out there except narcissistic, martyr complex, attention whoring. So to the person that asked me "What is it about NY that you don't like?" in the other thread - there ya go. Not every farking think is about you, New York.
 
2013-04-25 05:39:49 PM
So they don't flee Boston immediately after setting off the bomb, and then they decide to target one the most policed public spaces in the United States that is on high alert? I guess it really doesn't take much brains to be a terrorist.
 
2013-04-25 05:41:37 PM

gweilo8888: Wait, so even after the New York Post got shown to have made up every single story they posted related to this, we're still citing them as if they had the first farking clue what was going on?


i18.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-25 05:42:39 PM
"Terrorist masterminds" that managed to rack up a death toll of 3 and several hundred injuries.  Congratulations, you're qualified to run Amtrak.

What next?  Some nefarious device to make it rain on a three-day weekend?  Maybe a terrible plot to create gridlock at some time other than twice a farking day?
 
2013-04-25 05:43:41 PM

abhorrent1: Triumph: I knew Bloomberg would figure out a way to get in on the action.

Exactly why I posted this in the other thread. One is dead, one is mostly dead. There's was no reason to put this out there except narcissistic, martyr complex, attention whoring. So to the person that asked me "What is it about NY that you don't like?" in the other thread - there ya go. Not every farking think is about you, New York.


In the conference they said there is a need to purchase lots of new sophisticated cameras "Democrats" never let a crisis go to waste.
 
2013-04-25 05:45:12 PM
NYPost, eh?

[Citation Needed]
 
2013-04-25 05:45:58 PM

FarkinNortherner: Is there any evidence of anything even approximating to a plan in these two dumbfarks entire enterprise? The more we learn the more I'm astonished that the story of the Tsarnaev brothers didn't end with them blowing themselves up in their kitchen.


With their string of luck they should have just picked up some lottery tickets and stayed home with their billion dollar payout.
 
2013-04-25 05:46:58 PM

MBooda: You know who else was a Boston Bomber who became a Bronx Bomber?
[boston.sportsthenandnow.com image 242x300]


You're beautiful.
 
2013-04-25 05:47:19 PM

Tatsuma: Leave New York alone you farking assholes.


If all the assholes left, who would be left?
 
2013-04-25 05:48:06 PM
So why the fark did they loiter in the Boston area long enough to get caught?  I guess that's the thing about extremists that act on their extremism, they're too stupid to think beyond the next 5 mins.
 
2013-04-25 05:48:36 PM

smitty04: "Democrats" never let a crisis go to waste.


"Republicans" aren't exactly known for their policy of increasing freedoms after a tragedy.
 
2013-04-25 05:49:20 PM

LL316: Tatsuma: Leave New York alone you farking assholes.

If all the assholes left, who would be left?


The homeless. Lucky for us, Bloomburg has a plan.

Its a ..... Sinister plan.
 
2013-04-25 05:49:20 PM
So, I read in some article that they on the spot decided to drive to NYC to do this, but they were running out of gas so they had to stop, and that's when the hostage escaped. My question is, how unlucky are they that the car they jacked didn't have enough gas to get more than 5 miles away? Or why did they stop so close to MIT where they just shot a guy? Idiots.
 
2013-04-25 05:50:58 PM

Noticeably F.A.T.: smitty04: "Democrats" never let a crisis go to waste.

"Republicans" aren't exactly known for their policy of increasing freedoms after a tragedy.


However, I do think it would be good if we passed a law making it mandatory to always place the names of political parties in quotes. It somehow seems appropriate.
 
2013-04-25 05:51:07 PM

Mercutio74: So why the fark did they loiter in the Boston area long enough to get caught?  I guess that's the thing about extremists that act on their extremism, they're too stupid to think beyond the next 5 mins.


They had no idea they would be caught on camera, idiots.
 
2013-04-25 05:54:34 PM
If they really wanted to do that, then why didn't they leave a few hours after?

Why wait until the cops have pictures and are hunting them down?
 
2013-04-25 05:55:14 PM
The parents were on TV saying the blood was paint, the brothers were set up, etc., etc.  Then they said they are coming over to bring back their sons body.

Is there any way we can stop them from coming into the US?
 
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