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2013-04-25 08:04:12 PM  
47 votes:
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The event was attended by presidents George H. W. Bush, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, and (above) Barack Obama and George Washington.
2013-04-25 02:27:02 PM  
30 votes:
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2013-04-25 10:46:15 PM  
23 votes:
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Barbara Bush: [to Obama] Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da rebound on da med side.

Obama: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!

Barbara Bush: Cut me some slack, Barrack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!

Obama: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!

Barbara Bush : Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiaat.
2013-04-25 02:04:02 PM  
19 votes:
img197.imageshack.us
2013-04-25 10:29:11 PM  
14 votes:
i.imgur.com
Three seconds earlier...
Obama:
*tap shoulder*
Mrs. Bush: *looks to her left*
2013-04-25 03:16:52 PM  
13 votes:
Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?
2013-04-25 10:14:29 PM  
10 votes:
"I'm just kidding, Mrs Bush. I won't investigate your son for war crimes."
2013-04-25 10:45:17 PM  
9 votes:
Paris1127, Y U no 'shop?

lh3.googleusercontent.com
2013-04-25 10:21:22 PM  
8 votes:
Your son can read?
2013-04-25 10:03:27 PM  
8 votes:
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"He touched me. Oh shiat, do I have AIDS?"
2013-04-25 02:33:10 PM  
8 votes:
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2013-04-26 08:20:56 AM  
7 votes:
i.qkme.me
2013-04-25 11:35:14 PM  
7 votes:
img19.imageshack.us
2013-04-25 11:34:48 PM  
7 votes:

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"Oh, no, Mrs. Bush, your son was a great President! Really!"

2013-04-26 12:26:46 AM  
6 votes:
Barbara: Thank you for being here Mr. President.
Obama: No problem, and thank you Mrs. Bush. Without your son, I wouldn't be where I am today...
2013-04-25 10:18:04 PM  
6 votes:
"Your crotchfruit have caused more human suffering than smallpox, and Vanilla Ice, combined."
2013-04-25 02:34:49 PM  
6 votes:
why is "the help" touching me.
2013-04-25 10:13:10 PM  
5 votes:
"I just love the way your son pronounced Terrorist as Tourist, cracks me up every time!"
2013-04-25 05:59:06 PM  
5 votes:
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2013-04-26 12:55:27 AM  
4 votes:
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In a surprise move, Barack Obama brought his white slaves to the ceremony in chains.
2013-04-26 12:40:49 AM  
4 votes:
"Why is the waiter sitting next to me"
2013-04-25 10:27:42 PM  
4 votes:

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Barbara's thought bubble: "That joke would be a lot funnier if he wasn't my son."

2013-04-25 10:10:16 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-04-26 12:24:17 AM  
3 votes:
2013-04-25 11:09:59 PM  
3 votes:
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No that doesn't smell good, Barack.
2013-04-25 11:08:27 PM  
3 votes:
I got 99 problems but a Bush ain't one...

(Now with blah blah dang it.)
2013-04-25 10:50:41 PM  
3 votes:
BO: "Hey ol' lady!  I've written more books than your silver-spoon, party-boy son has even read!  Hahahahhaaa!  And I caught Bin Laden.  Hahahhahahaha!"
BB: "Shut up and get me a drink, boy."
BO: "Sho'nuf, missus.  I makes a mean 'Katrina Martini' - one part gin, 8 trillion parts swamp water.  Garnished wiff a dead black man.  Ya'll gonna love it!  Hahahahahhaaa!"
BB: "God I hate you!"
BO: "Mission Accomplished, biatch."
2013-04-25 10:25:32 PM  
3 votes:
"Don't worry, Mrs. Bush, I'll lend him a book. In fact, I'll lend him ten. Bin Laden's yearly diaries for every year between him attacking America on your son's watch, and him being caught on mine."
2013-04-25 10:09:12 PM  
3 votes:
Coming to theaters this fall; "Driving Ms. Daisy II: The Bushining."
2013-04-25 07:20:09 PM  
3 votes:
i277.photobucket.com
2013-04-26 08:14:47 AM  
2 votes:
Oh no! I suddenly have the strangest desire to eat overly prepared poor qualities of meat and listen to music with a strange, heavy beat. I can feel myself becoming... Africanized.

Must... get... to... Kennebunkport

Too late! The conversion in complete! I suddenly feel the desire to help people in social strata I've never even acknowledged. Why should defense get so much money when it's been proven that investment in schools and education help the most people for the long term! Tax cuts for the wealthy do little to stimulate the economy.

And thus begins the tales of that latest super hero enemy of the neo-con - The Black Bush!
Coming Soon! The Black Bush verses Mecca Reagan!
2013-04-26 12:31:29 AM  
2 votes:
"And isn't it a lovely morning?"
2013-04-25 11:32:17 PM  
2 votes:
Obama:  I'm a failure.

Barbara: We know!
2013-04-25 10:14:11 PM  
2 votes:
"And my son's dick is bigger than yours, too."
2013-04-25 10:05:29 PM  
2 votes:
"And after the ceremony...you'll love this part...we're handing him over to the ICC!  He's going to The Hague!  In chains!"
2013-04-26 12:33:09 PM  
1 vote:
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WTF? He pulled my finger and Michelle farted
2013-04-26 07:59:19 AM  
1 vote:
Barbara: If I could go back in time... Make George stay in the CIA and finish out his twenty. Then get him started in a career selling cars. Them foreign cars would just be taking off. Get him in to Nissan/Datsun. Get the boys in on it. Maybe George could sell Mitsubishi, Preston Mazda and Jeb could handle Subarus. Set up a Bush Autoplex out by the interstate. I'd make sure all the commercials stay classy.

That's a pretty honorable life and that way, I wouldn't wind up here with this thing touching me.
2013-04-26 07:15:10 AM  
1 vote:
Give a man a watch, so he can learn to tell time. Give a man a library. See where I'm headed with this?
2013-04-26 04:43:33 AM  
1 vote:
"Sorry I ment to pull out"
2013-04-26 04:41:16 AM  
1 vote:
Barbreezy: that wasn't my bellybutton!

Obeezy: that wasn't my finger!
2013-04-26 01:56:48 AM  
1 vote:
'Cut me some slack, Jack!'
2013-04-26 01:05:37 AM  
1 vote:
hahahhahaha did you see his face when he saw all those books? He totally thought liebury meant something else bahahhaha
2013-04-26 12:19:32 AM  
1 vote:
Are they doing a remake of Driving Miss Daisy?
2013-04-26 12:11:41 AM  
1 vote:
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"Why did they seat me next to the colored guy?"
2013-04-25 11:26:45 PM  
1 vote:
Barbara: Oh dear, he is now doing the Macarena. When is he going to stop embarrassing me?
2013-04-25 11:12:36 PM  
1 vote:
Barbara: I would had voted for you in 2004.
2013-04-25 11:06:51 PM  
1 vote:
I got 99 problems but a Bush ain't one.
2013-04-25 10:57:31 PM  
1 vote:
GOT TWO PEARL CHAINS
BIRTHED A PRESIDENT
YOU WANNA ARGUE WITH HIM
BUT MY BOY SET PRECEDENT


::drop mic::
2013-04-25 10:38:53 PM  
1 vote:
You must've been something before electricity.
2013-04-25 10:35:45 PM  
1 vote:
Mother of the worst President since Warren G.Harding says what...
2013-04-25 10:16:00 PM  
1 vote:
Your son thought he was a good president? Let me laugh harder.
2013-04-25 10:11:56 PM  
1 vote:
"Found where the white women be at"
2013-04-25 10:11:12 PM  
1 vote:
See my wife's legs over there? Isn't that awesome?
2013-04-25 10:08:42 PM  
1 vote:
"It ain't easy being white...."
"It ain't easy being brown...."
2013-04-25 08:12:15 PM  
1 vote:
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Yes, Barack, I get it.  "White" House doesn't really fit anymore.  Very funny."
2013-04-25 03:27:44 PM  
1 vote:
Aren't you the punk who stabbed my son in the back?
 
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