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2013-04-25 11:32:17 PM  
Obama:  I'm a failure.

Barbara: We know!
2013-04-25 11:34:48 PM  
Barbara: Oh dear, he is now doing the Macarena. When is he going to stop embarrassing me?

With voting option.
2013-04-25 11:34:48 PM  

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"Oh, no, Mrs. Bush, your son was a great President! Really!"

2013-04-25 11:35:14 PM  
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2013-04-25 11:43:26 PM  
Tonight... I want to get freaky with you!
2013-04-25 11:50:00 PM  
Ohhh THAT Barbara Bush! Those farkers got me good this time! Guess I don't need this pocket full of rubbers.........or don't I?
2013-04-25 11:55:19 PM  
Want a lewinsky?
2013-04-26 12:11:41 AM  
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"Why did they seat me next to the colored guy?"
2013-04-26 12:19:32 AM  
Are they doing a remake of Driving Miss Daisy?
2013-04-26 12:24:17 AM  
2013-04-26 12:26:46 AM  
Barbara: Thank you for being here Mr. President.
Obama: No problem, and thank you Mrs. Bush. Without your son, I wouldn't be where I am today...
2013-04-26 12:31:29 AM  
"And isn't it a lovely morning?"
2013-04-26 12:40:08 AM  
"Why is the waiter  sitting next to me"
2013-04-26 12:40:49 AM  
"Why is the waiter sitting next to me"
2013-04-26 12:55:27 AM  
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In a surprise move, Barack Obama brought his white slaves to the ceremony in chains.
2013-04-26 01:05:37 AM  
hahahhahaha did you see his face when he saw all those books? He totally thought liebury meant something else bahahhaha
2013-04-26 01:56:48 AM  
'Cut me some slack, Jack!'
2013-04-26 04:41:16 AM  
Barbreezy: that wasn't my bellybutton!

Obeezy: that wasn't my finger!
2013-04-26 04:43:33 AM  
"Sorry I ment to pull out"
2013-04-26 07:15:10 AM  
Give a man a watch, so he can learn to tell time. Give a man a library. See where I'm headed with this?
2013-04-26 07:59:19 AM  
Barbara: If I could go back in time... Make George stay in the CIA and finish out his twenty. Then get him started in a career selling cars. Them foreign cars would just be taking off. Get him in to Nissan/Datsun. Get the boys in on it. Maybe George could sell Mitsubishi, Preston Mazda and Jeb could handle Subarus. Set up a Bush Autoplex out by the interstate. I'd make sure all the commercials stay classy.

That's a pretty honorable life and that way, I wouldn't wind up here with this thing touching me.
2013-04-26 08:14:47 AM  
Oh no! I suddenly have the strangest desire to eat overly prepared poor qualities of meat and listen to music with a strange, heavy beat. I can feel myself becoming... Africanized.

Must... get... to... Kennebunkport

Too late! The conversion in complete! I suddenly feel the desire to help people in social strata I've never even acknowledged. Why should defense get so much money when it's been proven that investment in schools and education help the most people for the long term! Tax cuts for the wealthy do little to stimulate the economy.

And thus begins the tales of that latest super hero enemy of the neo-con - The Black Bush!
Coming Soon! The Black Bush verses Mecca Reagan!
2013-04-26 08:20:56 AM  
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2013-04-26 08:25:01 AM  
BO: "Enough about me Mrs. Bush, let's talk about you.  What do you think of me?"
2013-04-26 08:36:55 AM  
Obama: "A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush." If you know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.
2013-04-26 10:03:44 AM  
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2013-04-26 12:11:56 PM  
Ha Ha Ha.  Biatch, please....
2013-04-26 12:33:09 PM  
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WTF? He pulled my finger and Michelle farted
2013-04-26 10:51:35 PM  
Yeah, I know. They're all idiots. I makes me sad ... but we only learned the male Bushes are missing a chromosome after we had Number Four Son. It's just the Burden that God gave me to bear.
2013-04-26 10:55:01 PM  
Watch that wandering hand, Mr. President, or I'll snap it off. The only Presidents that have been allowed to go there are Poppy and Calvin Coolidge.
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