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2013-04-25 02:04:02 PM
2013-04-25 02:27:02 PM
2013-04-25 02:33:10 PM
2013-04-25 02:34:49 PM  
why is "the help" touching me.
2013-04-25 03:16:52 PM  
Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?
2013-04-25 03:20:46 PM  
Have you ever seen The Antichrist and Grendel's Mother together?
2013-04-25 03:27:44 PM  
Aren't you the punk who stabbed my son in the back?
2013-04-25 05:59:06 PM
2013-04-25 07:20:09 PM
2013-04-25 08:04:12 PM

The event was attended by presidents George H. W. Bush, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, and (above) Barack Obama and George Washington.
2013-04-25 08:12:15 PM
Yes, Barack, I get it.  "White" House doesn't really fit anymore.  Very funny."
2013-04-25 10:03:27 PM
"He touched me. Oh shiat, do I have AIDS?"
2013-04-25 10:05:29 PM  
"And after the'll love this part...we're handing him over to the ICC!  He's going to The Hague!  In chains!"
2013-04-25 10:07:45 PM  
I just saw that picture and thought it should be on fark. Come back and saw it been green lighted. Good jobs farkers!
2013-04-25 10:08:42 PM  
"It ain't easy being white...."
"It ain't easy being brown...."
2013-04-25 10:09:12 PM  
Coming to theaters this fall; "Driving Ms. Daisy II: The Bushining."
2013-04-25 10:10:16 PM
2013-04-25 10:11:12 PM  
See my wife's legs over there? Isn't that awesome?
2013-04-25 10:11:56 PM  
"Found where the white women be at"
2013-04-25 10:13:10 PM  
"I just love the way your son pronounced Terrorist as Tourist, cracks me up every time!"
2013-04-25 10:14:11 PM  
"And my son's dick is bigger than yours, too."
2013-04-25 10:14:29 PM  
"I'm just kidding, Mrs Bush. I won't investigate your son for war crimes."
2013-04-25 10:16:00 PM  
Your son thought he was a good president? Let me laugh harder.
2013-04-25 10:18:04 PM  
"Your crotchfruit have caused more human suffering than smallpox, and Vanilla Ice, combined."
2013-04-25 10:20:58 PM  
"Dumb and Ugly"

In that order.
2013-04-25 10:21:22 PM  
Your son can read?
2013-04-25 10:21:46 PM  
"Sorry, It's just so funny that you and you husband will be dead soon."
2013-04-25 10:25:32 PM  
"Don't worry, Mrs. Bush, I'll lend him a book. In fact, I'll lend him ten. Bin Laden's yearly diaries for every year between him attacking America on your son's watch, and him being caught on mine."
2013-04-25 10:27:42 PM
Barbara's thought bubble: "That joke would be a lot funnier if he wasn't my son."

2013-04-25 10:29:11 PM
Three seconds earlier...
*tap shoulder*
Mrs. Bush: *looks to her left*
2013-04-25 10:35:12 PM  
" He didn't want to tell her the J was silent in Django . . ."
2013-04-25 10:35:45 PM  
Mother of the worst President since Warren G.Harding says what...
2013-04-25 10:38:53 PM  
You must've been something before electricity.
2013-04-25 10:39:26 PM  
"Wanna see my tartar sauce impression, Barry?"
2013-04-25 10:40:47 PM  
Da-am!  I ain't never seen me some white bush before.
2013-04-25 10:42:39 PM  
Someday I hope to have my face on Mount Rushmore next to yours.
2013-04-25 10:44:01 PM  
You're a doodle, Mama.
2013-04-25 10:45:17 PM  
Paris1127, Y U no 'shop?
2013-04-25 10:46:15 PM

Barbara Bush: [to Obama] Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da rebound on da med side.

Obama: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!

Barbara Bush: Cut me some slack, Barrack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!

Obama: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!

Barbara Bush : Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiaat.
2013-04-25 10:46:36 PM  
"shiat, biatch just farted..hehe"
2013-04-25 10:50:41 PM  
BO: "Hey ol' lady!  I've written more books than your silver-spoon, party-boy son has even read!  Hahahahhaaa!  And I caught Bin Laden.  Hahahhahahaha!"
BB: "Shut up and get me a drink, boy."
BO: "Sho'nuf, missus.  I makes a mean 'Katrina Martini' - one part gin, 8 trillion parts swamp water.  Garnished wiff a dead black man.  Ya'll gonna love it!  Hahahahahhaaa!"
BB: "God I hate you!"
BO: "Mission Accomplished, biatch."
2013-04-25 10:57:31 PM  

::drop mic::
2013-04-25 11:06:06 PM  
Bitte, baby.
2013-04-25 11:06:51 PM  
I got 99 problems but a Bush ain't one.
2013-04-25 11:07:05 PM  
Bitte, baby.

/voting-enabled this time
2013-04-25 11:08:27 PM  
I got 99 problems but a Bush ain't one...

(Now with blah blah dang it.)
2013-04-25 11:09:59 PM
No that doesn't smell good, Barack.
2013-04-25 11:12:36 PM  
Barbara: I would had voted for you in 2004.
2013-04-25 11:23:46 PM
2013-04-25 11:26:45 PM  
Barbara: Oh dear, he is now doing the Macarena. When is he going to stop embarrassing me?
2013-04-25 11:32:17 PM  
Obama:  I'm a failure.

Barbara: We know!
2013-04-25 11:34:48 PM  
Barbara: Oh dear, he is now doing the Macarena. When is he going to stop embarrassing me?

With voting option.
2013-04-25 11:34:48 PM
"Oh, no, Mrs. Bush, your son was a great President! Really!"

2013-04-25 11:35:14 PM
2013-04-25 11:43:26 PM  
Tonight... I want to get freaky with you!
2013-04-25 11:50:00 PM  
Ohhh THAT Barbara Bush! Those farkers got me good this time! Guess I don't need this pocket full of rubbers.........or don't I?
2013-04-25 11:55:19 PM  
Want a lewinsky?
2013-04-26 12:11:41 AM

"Why did they seat me next to the colored guy?"
2013-04-26 12:19:32 AM  
Are they doing a remake of Driving Miss Daisy?
2013-04-26 12:24:17 AM  
2013-04-26 12:26:46 AM  
Barbara: Thank you for being here Mr. President.
Obama: No problem, and thank you Mrs. Bush. Without your son, I wouldn't be where I am today...
2013-04-26 12:31:29 AM  
"And isn't it a lovely morning?"
2013-04-26 12:40:08 AM  
"Why is the waiter  sitting next to me"
2013-04-26 12:40:49 AM  
"Why is the waiter sitting next to me"
2013-04-26 12:55:27 AM
In a surprise move, Barack Obama brought his white slaves to the ceremony in chains.
2013-04-26 01:05:37 AM  
hahahhahaha did you see his face when he saw all those books? He totally thought liebury meant something else bahahhaha
2013-04-26 01:56:48 AM  
'Cut me some slack, Jack!'
2013-04-26 04:41:16 AM  
Barbreezy: that wasn't my bellybutton!

Obeezy: that wasn't my finger!
2013-04-26 04:43:33 AM  
"Sorry I ment to pull out"
2013-04-26 07:15:10 AM  
Give a man a watch, so he can learn to tell time. Give a man a library. See where I'm headed with this?
2013-04-26 07:59:19 AM  
Barbara: If I could go back in time... Make George stay in the CIA and finish out his twenty. Then get him started in a career selling cars. Them foreign cars would just be taking off. Get him in to Nissan/Datsun. Get the boys in on it. Maybe George could sell Mitsubishi, Preston Mazda and Jeb could handle Subarus. Set up a Bush Autoplex out by the interstate. I'd make sure all the commercials stay classy.

That's a pretty honorable life and that way, I wouldn't wind up here with this thing touching me.
2013-04-26 08:14:47 AM  
Oh no! I suddenly have the strangest desire to eat overly prepared poor qualities of meat and listen to music with a strange, heavy beat. I can feel myself becoming... Africanized.

Must... get... to... Kennebunkport

Too late! The conversion in complete! I suddenly feel the desire to help people in social strata I've never even acknowledged. Why should defense get so much money when it's been proven that investment in schools and education help the most people for the long term! Tax cuts for the wealthy do little to stimulate the economy.

And thus begins the tales of that latest super hero enemy of the neo-con - The Black Bush!
Coming Soon! The Black Bush verses Mecca Reagan!
2013-04-26 08:20:56 AM
2013-04-26 08:25:01 AM  
BO: "Enough about me Mrs. Bush, let's talk about you.  What do you think of me?"
2013-04-26 08:36:55 AM  
Obama: "A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush." If you know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.
2013-04-26 10:03:44 AM
2013-04-26 12:11:56 PM  
Ha Ha Ha.  Biatch, please....
2013-04-26 12:33:09 PM

WTF? He pulled my finger and Michelle farted
2013-04-26 10:51:35 PM  
Yeah, I know. They're all idiots. I makes me sad ... but we only learned the male Bushes are missing a chromosome after we had Number Four Son. It's just the Burden that God gave me to bear.
2013-04-26 10:55:01 PM  
Watch that wandering hand, Mr. President, or I'll snap it off. The only Presidents that have been allowed to go there are Poppy and Calvin Coolidge.
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