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(Tampa Bay Online)   While it's always neat to get your name in the paper, you should really hope the story doesn't involve the phrase "elevator mishap"   ( divider line
    More: Sad, elevator mishap, St. Pete Beach, Tampa International Airport, elevators, Pinellas County Sheriff's Office, phrases  
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6121 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Apr 2013 at 4:14 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-25 03:33:11 PM  
3 votes:
I would just like it if people could call me "Sir" without the "you are making a scene".
2013-04-25 04:26:41 PM  
2 votes:
Being questioned-
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2013-04-25 08:35:17 PM  
1 vote:
I read that headline in the voice of Jack Handy.
2013-04-25 06:05:16 PM  
1 vote:
Gotta split!
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2013-04-25 04:55:40 PM  
1 vote:

rkiller1: He was on Shindler's list.

Shindler's lift
2013-04-25 04:50:16 PM  
1 vote:
The most hilarious elevator death ever.

/What did he think was behind the doors?
2013-04-25 04:33:48 PM  
1 vote:
Didn't pass up the opportunity to drag someone's name through the mud in an unrelated story:

Last month, a Pennsylvania man fell to his death at Tampa International Airport. Investigators still have not conclusively said how 31-year-old Chad Wolfe fell down the shaft of the No. 21 elevator at the Armstrong Blue section of the airport, though airport police have said Wolfe may have tried to pry open the elevator door on the short-term parking garage's seventh floor. Airport officials said Wolfe may have been under the influence of drugs and alcohol after arriving from Atlanta, and state inspectors, after examining the elevator, noted that a locking device was broken on the elevator door leading to the shaft.

-Johnson!  I need 250 words about this.  150 on the story, and then I want you to use the last 100 making fun of my dead brother in law

-Sure thing, chief.
2013-04-25 04:22:00 PM  
1 vote:
"Onto some bullets" is also a phrase that hopefully will not appear.

2013-04-25 04:21:47 PM  
1 vote:
Mark Allen Johnson, 45, worked for SWS Environmental Services

I guess you could say...

...he got the shaft.

2013-04-25 04:20:07 PM  
1 vote:
 The pair had been servicing the elevator for about 40 minutes when it happened.

That elevator has pretty good staying power.
2013-04-25 04:18:35 PM  
1 vote:
He was on Shindler's list.
2013-04-25 04:18:19 PM  
1 vote:

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2013-04-25 04:09:43 PM  
1 vote:
...vacuuming oil out of the bottom of the shaft, according to authorities.

Well isn't he Mr. Fancy?  What happened to a plain old tissue or washcloth?
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