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(CNN)   Ricin suspect Curtis to FBI agents: "Well, I don't eat rice, and I don't have any rice in the house"   (cnn.com) divider line 80
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2013-04-25 11:52:26 AM
Simple man, or criminal genius?
 
2013-04-25 11:59:06 AM
That there is exactly the sort of terrorist mastermind we keep locked up in Guantanamo because they're too dangerous to be allowed to set foot on the continent.
Yessir.
 
2013-04-25 12:03:57 PM
Oblig:

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2013-04-25 12:37:57 PM
Well, they dropped the charges against the original crazy guy, so they must not have much to go on.
 
2013-04-25 01:01:33 PM
aka-img-1.h-img.com

Obscure?
 
2013-04-25 01:03:09 PM

Lsherm: Well, they dropped the charges against the original crazy guy, so they must not have much to go on.


Curtis IS the guy they dropped charges against.
 
2013-04-25 01:03:25 PM
Well this is a little different from the article where he convinced police that his martial arts rival was framing him
 
2013-04-25 01:04:15 PM
I thought he was accused of an excessively big wing on his Honda.....
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2013-04-25 01:04:38 PM
img1.fark.net img1.fark.net  Ricin delivered to 300-million Americans
 
2013-04-25 01:05:54 PM
This is one of those cases that I find myself more and more confused by the more information I read about it.
 
2013-04-25 01:08:03 PM
Begoggle: Obscure?

LOL, no

Millions and millions of kids watched ABC on Saturday morning. And this was the sort of thing that gets stuck in your head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pndel4GrThw
 
2013-04-25 01:08:23 PM
It was someone who didn't like an opinion Elvis posted on FaceBook, and tried to do something about it.

/had it happen to me a few times too
//I'm still posting and they're not even allowed access to the internet any more, so apparently I'm pretty good at defending myself
///first rule of hack club, let people call you a liar before you share any details, because there's no defense that can't be penetrated once enough people know how it works
 
2013-04-25 01:08:31 PM
Officially declared too stupid to have done the crime. Good news/bad news situation.
 
2013-04-25 01:09:37 PM
What kind of person doesn't keep some rice in their pantry?
 
2013-04-25 01:10:05 PM
Karate kicking, side burn wearing, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
 
2013-04-25 01:13:46 PM

AGremlin: Karate kicking, side burn wearing, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.


Elvis was the KING.
 
2013-04-25 01:18:23 PM
Bubba ho tep sequel?
 
2013-04-25 01:18:52 PM
It's good to be the king
 
2013-04-25 01:19:15 PM
I like that the feds are involved in a idiotic hillbilly feud.  On one side you have a kung fu fighting mensa self-proclaimed 'genius', and the other a dimwitted elvis impersonator.  It's like Pinky and the Brain
 
2013-04-25 01:20:35 PM
Elvis had the dining room at Graceland arranged so that he had a good view of the t.v. set.
 
2013-04-25 01:22:12 PM
I feel him. I only like brown or wild rice. White rice is gross.
 
2013-04-25 01:23:02 PM
Sounds almost too stupid. Obviously FBI wasn't looking for rice.

He was playing dumb... either from guilt or because he was innocent and thought playing dumb would help.

Even if he were only of the three adults in America that didn't know what ricin was... anyone would be smart enough to know the FBI wasn't looking for rice.
 
2013-04-25 01:23:02 PM
Before last week, if you wasked me, I wouldn't have known what ricin was.

I'd have more self respect than this guy, though. I'd gush about their performance at Coachella.
 
2013-04-25 01:25:21 PM
His interview after he was released was really strange. He rambled on for five minutes about how he once was an up-and-coming singer in Nashville and some Japanese magazine wrote a story about him, but his dreams were ruined because of one thing he said at a hospital.

Then again, he is an Elvis impersonator, so I guess his weirdness shouldn't be that surprising.
 
2013-04-25 01:26:13 PM
Oh crap. My pantry is full of rice. BRB, going to clean up evidence.
 
2013-04-25 01:28:57 PM

Lsherm: Well, they dropped the charges against the original crazy guy, so they must not have much to go on.


Oh no, they had him dead to rights. But the people responsible for implementing Agenda 21 in the US gave him a free pass. This is all part of ensuring that the timetable for ocassional urban planning reaches its benchmarks. We WILL have roundabouts in this country, dammit!
 
2013-04-25 01:29:09 PM
Rice in Bomb???

kitchen.apartmenttherapy.com
 
2013-04-25 01:32:32 PM

CleanAndPure: Sounds almost too stupid. Obviously FBI wasn't looking for rice.

He was playing dumb... either from guilt or because he was innocent and thought playing dumb would help.

Even if he were only of the three adults in America that didn't know what ricin was... anyone would be smart enough to know the FBI wasn't looking for rice.


From the sound of it, KC has focus issues, so I doubt he could actually cook up a batch of ricin.  Guys like him normally top out at crazy, steam of conscious manifesto.
 
2013-04-25 01:33:26 PM
FBI are now on the lookout for these three suspects:

changeoffaces.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-25 01:33:41 PM
FBI needs one of these...

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2013-04-25 01:38:11 PM
I better keep an eye on my dad, then. He farking LOVES rice.
 
2013-04-25 01:39:06 PM
He would be even dumber if he'd have said "oh ricin yeah I got buch of castor beans at the house."
 
2013-04-25 01:39:14 PM
Make sure you never send peanut butter or olive oil thru the mail, lest you get nailed for an aflatoxin attack.
 
2013-04-25 01:39:38 PM
Even if he knows that ricin is a poison maybe he thought it was derived from rice.

Or maybe ricing, which requires liberal application of Type R stickers.
 
2013-04-25 01:49:18 PM
Anthrax? I don't even listen to Metal.
 
2013-04-25 01:55:35 PM
"A train has been lifted off my shoulder."

I love mixed metaphors.
 
2013-04-25 01:56:00 PM

SovietCanuckistan: Anthrax? I don't even listen to Metal.


FBI seizes massive anthrax stockpile

o.onionstatic.com
 
2013-04-25 01:57:19 PM
i live about 5-10 miles from where they're currently searching right now.  that dutschke guy is also accused of fondling a 7 year old girl at his martial arts studio.

not everyone from MS is crazy.
 
2013-04-25 02:02:48 PM
All I've gathered from this investigation, at this point, is that I should really avoid getting a Mensa membership. I'll settle for Triple Nine Society, I guess.
 
2013-04-25 02:03:45 PM

Begoggle: [aka-img-1.h-img.com image 400x300]

Obscure?


That's nice!
 
2013-04-25 02:07:58 PM

Begoggle: [aka-img-1.h-img.com image 400x300]

Obscure?


NICE!!!! btw we are old
 
2013-04-25 02:16:26 PM

Mega Steve: I better keep an eye on my dad, then. He farking LOVES rice.


LOL

does Rice-a-roni count?
 
2013-04-25 02:25:50 PM
I was thinking of planting castor beans around the perimeter of my garden to keep the pests away. I have since decided not to do that.

/will still eat rice, though
//likes rice
 
2013-04-25 02:30:49 PM
James Everett Dutschke  is the arch-rival of Paul Kevin Curtis.

Dutschke is a Carl Perkins impersonator.
 
2013-04-25 02:33:01 PM
"This has restored my faith in our justice system," he said Wednesday

He spent several days in jail getting sweated down for no good reason, and somehow this gives him faith?

Holy crap.
 
2013-04-25 02:38:55 PM

CleanAndPure: Sounds almost too stupid. Obviously FBI wasn't looking for rice.

He was playing dumb... either from guilt or because he was innocent and thought playing dumb would help.

Even if he were only of the three adults in America that didn't know what ricin was... anyone would be smart enough to know the FBI wasn't looking for rice.


Did you even see the 13 question survey on the geek tab yesterday?
 
2013-04-25 02:41:00 PM

Marcus Aurelius: He spent several days in jail getting sweated down for no good reason, and somehow this gives him faith?


Well, they had plenty of good reason to look at the guy in the first place if someone indeed said it was him.
 
2013-04-25 02:43:52 PM

kindms: AGremlin: Karate kicking, side burn wearing, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Elvis was the KING.


What do you mean, 'was'?
 
2013-04-25 02:48:43 PM
So, it is still safe to eat Rice-A-Roni?  The San Francisco Treat?  Do they still make it?

/Resists urge to go to go to a grocery and find out by munching some Wheat Thins.  Wheat's still cool, right?

//No allergic or other adverse reactions?
 
2013-04-25 03:02:13 PM

shifty lookin bleeder: What kind of person doesn't keep some rice in their pantry?


The kind - like my wife - who has read the Consumer's Report on the levels of arsenic found in rice and wants none o' that stuff around.
 
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