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(Yahoo)   Are you sitting down, Middle America? Good. I'm afraid that drugs and a stun gun were found on Justin Bieber's tour bus   (uk.news.yahoo.com ) divider line
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2013-04-25 11:24:24 AM  
whatever happens, that kid is going to be farked up.
 
2013-04-25 11:29:53 AM  
can he just go away now.  and take lohan with him
 
2013-04-25 11:45:07 AM  
If I were him I would smoke out all the time as well, to alleviate the guilt of what he does to the world.
 
2013-04-25 11:53:07 AM  
I would like to think if I were him I would have a "when my fan base turns 17 and is embarrassed to be part of my fan base and I'm a has been" retirement fund set up but I would probably just load up on drugs too. I'd like to think I wouldn't be such a farking coont though.
 
2013-04-25 11:53:59 AM  
But he has bad-ass tattoos and goes shirtless a lot!  He's obviously very very street.
 
2013-04-25 11:56:28 AM  
Since when is Justin Beiber a "middle America" thing?
 
2013-04-25 11:57:34 AM  

Fubini: Since when is Justin Beiber a "middle America" thing?


Unless you meant middle school...
 
2013-04-25 11:58:22 AM  
It was probably his handlers and I wouldn't blame them. After the concert get him on the bus, hit him with the stun gun, and smoke a joint...makes sense to me.
 
2013-04-25 12:02:43 PM  

Barfmaker: It was probably his handlers and I wouldn't blame them. After the concert get him on the bus, hit him with the stun gun, and smoke a joint...makes sense to me.


Most plausible explanation, IMHO.
 
2013-04-25 12:05:13 PM  
I think referring to "Flintstone Vitamins" as drugs is a little much.

And really, his Hello Kitty stun gun is not likely to scare anyone.
 
2013-04-25 12:08:54 PM  
"What should we do with all these gerbils, Chief?"
 
2013-04-25 12:11:20 PM  
Bieber dancing while heading from his hotel to his tour bus in Sweden with a friend while they both wear "onesies". Yep, definitely high as kites. The outfits alone should point that out.

i.dailymail.co.uk

i.dailymail.co.uk

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-04-25 12:22:45 PM  
What do you think he was doing in Amsterdam, visiting the Anne Frank House?
 
2013-04-25 12:26:37 PM  
Aaaaalll I neeeed is a stun gun and some weed to make my life compleeeeeeete.
 
2013-04-25 12:37:54 PM  
This explains why he always seems so stunned.
 
2013-04-25 12:56:41 PM  
Still have no f---ing clue what a Justin Bieber is, but unfortunately I have seen what his grown-up ways are starting to do to one fan of his who has suddenly started posting stuff about pot.  Wonder how many other teenage lemmings are following him off the cliff?

/its a friend's daughter who'll be 16 in a few months
//saddens me since I've known her since she was my oldest daughter's age
 
2013-04-25 01:01:52 PM  
Why is this little POS douche even relevant?
 
2013-04-25 01:13:44 PM  

offmymeds: Why is this little POS douche even relevant?


Because, for some ridiculous reason, tweens govern the economy. Or something.
 
2013-04-25 01:20:29 PM  
Waiting for him to OD and go the way of Amy Whinehouse.

/at least he can't vote here....yet
 
2013-04-25 01:27:00 PM  
If he's on drugs, why isn't he making better music?
 
2013-04-25 01:28:47 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Waiting for him to OD and go the way of Amy Whinehouse.

/at least he can't vote here....yet


Can't OD on weed.

And the last thing we need is to give the Beliebers a martyr. Two straight months where the only thing on the news is his death and his fans' reaction. Two straight months of tweens crying over someone they never met and who only cared about their money (I regard musicians of his caliber as scam artists).
 
2013-04-25 01:32:19 PM  
Can we please start a rumor that he does drugs and likes to taze his small scrotum for fun? Please? I would have preferred the drugs be a bit more hard core but hey, take what you can get!
 
2013-04-25 01:32:40 PM  

Walker: Bieber dancing while heading from his hotel to his tour bus in Sweden with a friend while they both wear "onesies". Yep, definitely high as kites. The outfits alone should point that out.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x645]

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x598]

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x584]


Josh Fenderman would be proud
 
2013-04-25 01:34:09 PM  
This is probably what Selena Gomez had to put up with every single day.
 
2013-04-25 01:35:54 PM  

Great_Milenko: If he's on drugs, why isn't he making better music?


Yeah this could be a positive development. Get that kid some acid.
 
2013-04-25 01:36:23 PM  

Walker: Bieber dancing while heading from his hotel to his tour bus in Sweden with a friend while they both wear "onesies". SPEED SUITS Yep, definitely high as kites. The outfits alone should point that out.


Look out world, I know what I'm wearing for the rest of my life!
 
2013-04-25 01:36:38 PM  

Gosling: This is probably what Selena Gomez had to put up with every single day.


Him dancing around with a friend in onesies while she's left behind to hold the weed and the stun gun? That would get annoying after awhile.
 
2013-04-25 01:44:29 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Walker: Bieber dancing while heading from his hotel to his tour bus in Sweden with a friend while they both wear "onesies". SPEED SUITS Yep, definitely high as kites. The outfits alone should point that out.

Look out world, I know what I'm wearing for the rest of my life!


They got them at a store called "One Piece" for 50% off. It was a bargain.
i.dailymail.co.uk
i.dailymail.co.uk

Easily peeled down when you head to the club and stand on chairs to show how thug life you are:
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-04-25 01:44:53 PM  
Welp, that settles it.  He's cool now.
 
2013-04-25 01:47:04 PM  
WTF does this have to do with Middle America?
 
2013-04-25 01:49:29 PM  
The only middle that I associate with Bieber is:

www.silberstudios.tv
 
2013-04-25 01:50:41 PM  

FlashHarry: whatever happens, that kid is going to be farked up.


Sky is blue, water wet.....

;)
 
2013-04-25 01:53:37 PM  
lemme guess
www.healthdimension.com
ofad.org
 
2013-04-25 02:03:06 PM  

Walker: Bieber dancing while heading from his hotel to his tour bus in Sweden with a friend while they both wear "onesies". Yep, definitely high as kites. The outfits alone should point that out.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x645]

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x598]

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x584]


Is that Urkel?
 
2013-04-25 02:09:54 PM  

Turfshoe: Walker: Bieber dancing while heading from his hotel to his tour bus in Sweden with a friend while they both wear "onesies". Yep, definitely high as kites. The outfits alone should point that out.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x645]

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x598]

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x584]

Is that Urkel?


Which one?
 
2013-04-25 02:15:57 PM  

offmymeds: Why is this little POS douche even relevant?


Because he's an easy target for gossip rags to throw up to drive page views.

That's why you hate Justin Bieber, BTW folks: Because TMZ told you to. You don't listen to his music, you're not in his target demographic, you don't really care about the stupid stuff he says or does. It's basically your Two Minutes of Hate.
 
2013-04-25 02:17:19 PM  

Walker: Bieber dancing while heading from his hotel to his tour bus in Sweden with a friend while they both wear "onesies". Yep, definitely high as kites. The outfits alone should point that out.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x645]

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x598]

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x584]


Just when I thought he couldn't be a bigger douche, he puts on a Miami Heat hat.
 
2013-04-25 02:25:15 PM  
Just look at all the smart fashion choices he's making, as well as his exemplary behavior in public! There is just no way is he on drugs!
 
2013-04-25 02:26:18 PM  
Deport him to Canada. Please.
 
2013-04-25 02:27:35 PM  

PsyLord: The only middle that I associate with Bieber is:


www.silberstudios.tv WHAAA RADIO WON'T PLAY MY STUF!!!!
 
2013-04-25 02:30:41 PM  
Well the whatever the fark he's wearing in the above pictures is better than those pants that make him look like he's shiat himself.
 
2013-04-25 02:31:50 PM  

busy chillin': WTF does this have to do with Middle America?


Fubini: Since when is Justin Beiber a "middle America" thing?


Seriously

TMZ: Justin Bieber this, Justin Bieber that
Middle America: So?
Fark:
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-04-25 02:32:34 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

You should at least wait until you get on the bus and take your clothes off before you have buttsex, Justin.
 
2013-04-25 02:38:41 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-04-25 02:38:48 PM  
Oh! My nipples are smoking!

/obscure?
 
2013-04-25 02:39:50 PM  
Quick, somebody post a pic of the Anal Intruder.
 
2013-04-25 02:40:38 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

img.buzznet.com

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-25 02:42:18 PM  

With no actual talent to fall back on, the true beauty of Justin Bieber's career is that he will never appeal to a fan base over the age of 14 (tops).  This means, when he is thirty years old, he will be prancing around on stage singing "Baby, baby" to a bunch of pre-teen and early-teenage girls at some shopping mall in middle America.

When he hit his 20's, Justin Timberlake realized this and had the talent (acting, Hilarious SNL skits, etc) to actually make some drastic changes to his career to try and appeal to an older, more age-appropriate market.

It ends one of two ways for the Biebs:



m4.wayin.us


Or:


mesfilmclub.com



Either way, it's going to be goddamn spectacular watching him fight this inevitable slide into complete irrelevance.
 
2013-04-25 02:45:21 PM  
Know someone who worked on his tour.

Take your impression of how much of a prick he is.  Now multiply by Avogadro's number.

That's how big of a prick he is.
 
2013-04-25 02:48:19 PM  
If this kid spirals, he's going to go Full Corey Haim.
 
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