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(CNN)   I think we can safely say where the Tsarnaev Brothers got their crazy from   (cnn.com) divider line 34
    More: Dumbass, Tamerlan Tsarnaev, Dagestan, Peter Schiff, Chechen, Russian Republic, Golden Gloves, Tamerlan  
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2013-04-25 12:09:58 PM  
6 votes:
Hey lady, this isn't the moon landing.
2013-04-25 12:36:52 PM  
5 votes:
static.someecards.com
2013-04-25 12:31:17 PM  
5 votes:

Ned Stark: What group has both the means and motivation to fake a bombing AND ALSO would be unwilling to just bomb the Marathon themselves and pin it on whoever they were going to pin the fake on?


WRONG. the bombing did happen. The conspiracy really started when the government found out that Zooey Deschanel was behind it. So, Obama had no choice but to set up to patsies. And I'm ok with that. If we have to frame and kill every Chechen in America, it would be worth it to protect our precious Zooey.
2013-04-25 01:07:13 PM  
4 votes:

kbronsito: Ned Stark: What group has both the means and motivation to fake a bombing AND ALSO would be unwilling to just bomb the Marathon themselves and pin it on whoever they were going to pin the fake on?

WRONG. the bombing did happen. The conspiracy really started when the government found out that Zooey Deschanel was behind it. So, Obama had no choice but to set up to patsies. And I'm ok with that. If we have to frame and kill every Chechen in America, it would be worth it to protect our precious Zooey.


i.qkme.me
2013-04-25 12:02:09 PM  
4 votes:
Their mother is a shoplifter and while fighting for Sharia. Charity starts at home. (Mom's right hand goes chop chop)
2013-04-25 11:59:34 AM  
4 votes:
Maybe someone can beat some sense into her with one of the victims' severed limbs.

"Does THAT feel staged!?  Does THAT feel staged!?   Does THAT feel staged!?"
2013-04-25 12:38:37 PM  
3 votes:

Kibbler: So, we're down to hating the mother, now?  After the two of them lived in the states for 10+ years?

We hate and blame and hate the mother?  Who is clearly cracked in two with grief and shame?

Seems legit.



We don't "hate" her.  She's just very vocal and VERY irrational - I wouldn't be surprised if her maiden name was Kardashian.
2013-04-25 12:20:30 PM  
3 votes:

Fibro: what_now: Fibro: what_now: Hey you know I'm going to give this lady a pass. She just found out that her son is not only dead, he was a monster who ruined her other son's life.

Good for you.  Maybe you should marry her?

...are you a five year old?

No, I'm not. You're sympathizing with a crazy biatch who spawned mass murdering children.

I was initially poking fun at your stupidity in a lighthearted manner, but apparently I should have been direct so you understood it.



So HURRRR DURRR! HURRR DURRR, I SAY!
2013-04-25 12:10:36 PM  
3 votes:

Fibro: what_now: Hey you know I'm going to give this lady a pass. She just found out that her son is not only dead, he was a monster who ruined her other son's life.

Good for you.  Maybe you should marry her?


...are you a five year old?
2013-04-25 12:44:13 PM  
2 votes:

that was my nickname in highschool: ...And that's why you never stick your dick in crazy.


Nooooooooooo!  You stick the dick in the crazy as much as you can.  You just wear a condom, and preferably nice protective head gear, and check under the pillows for any forgotten ice picks.
2013-04-25 12:27:57 PM  
2 votes:

PunGent: what_now: Fibro: what_now: Fibro: what_now: Hey you know I'm going to give this lady a pass. She just found out that her son is not only dead, he was a monster who ruined her other son's life.

Good for you.  Maybe you should marry her?

...are you a five year old?

No, I'm not. You're sympathizing with a crazy biatch who spawned mass murdering children.

I was initially poking fun at your stupidity in a lighthearted manner, but apparently I should have been direct so you understood it.

Yes. Yes I am. Because from everything I've read, these assholes picked this up on their own. This wasn't the family business.  I feel bad for her because I'm a human farking being and I understand how terrible it must be to have overwhelming grief as well as guilt.

Save your sympathy...she named her eldest after a guy who called himself the Sword of Islam and killed 5% of the planet's population in his time...she's just disappointed the loser didn't live up to his namesake.


Yeah, you know who I fng hate? People name Alexander.
2013-04-25 12:17:23 PM  
2 votes:

Ned Stark: What group has both the means and motivation to fake a bombing AND ALSO would be unwilling to just bomb the Marathon themselves and pin it on whoever they were going to pin the fake on?


The Lannisters of course.
2013-04-25 12:16:54 PM  
2 votes:

that was my nickname in highschool: ...And that's why you never stick your dick in crazy.


hungryhealthyhappy.files.wordpress.com
2013-04-25 12:14:20 PM  
2 votes:

Ned Stark: What group has both the means and motivation to fake a bombing AND ALSO would be unwilling to just bomb the Marathon themselves and pin it on whoever they were going to pin the fake on?


The Guild of Calamitous Intent?
2013-04-25 12:13:13 PM  
2 votes:
"America took my kids away from me."


...Sure, you say that now.  But I am sure when you first got here, you were all:

"Ooh-la-la...king in the castle, king in the castle.  I have a chair...go do this, go do this; king in the castle."
2013-04-25 12:09:45 PM  
2 votes:
...And that's why you never stick your dick in crazy.
2013-04-25 12:06:17 PM  
2 votes:

what_now: Hey you know I'm going to give this lady a pass. She just found out that her son is not only dead, he was a monster who ruined her other son's life.


Good for you.  Maybe you should marry her?
2013-04-25 11:58:53 AM  
2 votes:
"America took my kids away from me."... seriously, lady, I'm pretty sure everyone would have been happier if you'd taken them when you moved to Dagestan or where the fark ever.
2013-04-25 06:40:14 PM  
1 votes:

what_now: PunGent: what_now: Fibro: what_now: Fibro: what_now: Hey you know I'm going to give this lady a pass. She just found out that her son is not only dead, he was a monster who ruined her other son's life.

Good for you.  Maybe you should marry her?

...are you a five year old?

No, I'm not. You're sympathizing with a crazy biatch who spawned mass murdering children.

I was initially poking fun at your stupidity in a lighthearted manner, but apparently I should have been direct so you understood it.

Yes. Yes I am. Because from everything I've read, these assholes picked this up on their own. This wasn't the family business.  I feel bad for her because I'm a human farking being and I understand how terrible it must be to have overwhelming grief as well as guilt.

Save your sympathy...she named her eldest after a guy who called himself the Sword of Islam and killed 5% of the planet's population in his time...she's just disappointed the loser didn't live up to his namesake.

Yeah, you know who I fng hate? People name Alexander.


If they were blowing up people in Zeus' name, you'd be right to.
2013-04-25 02:13:01 PM  
1 votes:

Two16: Tatsuma: Cyberluddite: This is true. It's probably more along the lines of eungenics and not racism.

Eugenics? For fark's sake.

legion_of_doo: I'm guessing the uberjuden was referring to the uncle knowing what a dingbat the mom is, with no reference to the chosen race or eugenics or whatever.

Yeah, the uncle knowing that his brother, his wife and his sister were batshiat insane, nothing to do with Eugenics what in the fark.


If only we could find a place in society for people with this sort of family background,  A sort of "camp" system with plenty of "work"-like projects to keep them occupied.


and showers! people need showers, especially when they have been concentrating.

that would be quite the solution.
2013-04-25 01:41:28 PM  
1 votes:

Tatsuma: Cyberluddite: This is true. It's probably more along the lines of eungenics and not racism.

Eugenics? For fark's sake.

legion_of_doo: I'm guessing the uberjuden was referring to the uncle knowing what a dingbat the mom is, with no reference to the chosen race or eugenics or whatever.

Yeah, the uncle knowing that his brother, his wife and his sister were batshiat insane, nothing to do with Eugenics what in the fark.


What in the Fark, exactly... welcome to it, it's full of tards operating beyond the bounds of defensible logic and reason.

Which is why we all come here, of course.
2013-04-25 01:04:42 PM  
1 votes:
I think we can safely say where the Tsarnaev Brothers got their crazy from

Watching CNN?
2013-04-25 12:56:42 PM  
1 votes:

tarhammer: Nooooooooooo!  You stick the dick in the crazy as much as you can.  You just wear a condom, and preferably nice protective head gear, and check under the pillows for any forgotten ice picks.



(Sigh) it's true.  Crazy is a hell of a lay.
2013-04-25 12:54:23 PM  
1 votes:

Cyberluddite: Egoy3k: Bauer: Tatsuma: I think that when the uncle called them losers, he did it because he knew what stock they were from, clearly.

that's some fine racism you displayed there.

That's not even close to being racist.

This is true.  It's probably more along the lines of  eungenics and not racism.


I'm guessing the uberjuden was referring to the uncle knowing what a dingbat the mom is, with no reference to the chosen race or eugenics or whatever.
2013-04-25 12:44:06 PM  
1 votes:

what_now: Yeah, you know who I fng hate? People name Alexander.


sharetv.org
2013-04-25 12:36:21 PM  
1 votes:

kbronsito: Ned Stark: What group has both the means and motivation to fake a bombing AND ALSO would be unwilling to just bomb the Marathon themselves and pin it on whoever they were going to pin the fake on?

WRONG. the bombing did happen. The conspiracy really started when the government found out that Zooey Deschanel was behind it. So, Obama had no choice but to set up to patsies. And I'm ok with that. If we have to frame and kill every Chechen in America, it would be worth it to protect our precious Zooey.


You know, any conspiracy theory that includes Zooey Deschanel in pasties is one I'll root for.

Wait, patsies?  Never mind, I like my version better.
2013-04-25 12:25:39 PM  
1 votes:
you people do not know shiat.
2013-04-25 12:25:35 PM  
1 votes:

Kibbler: We hate and blame and hate the mother? Who is clearly cracked in two with grief and shame?


yeah.....can you imagine trying to process all that has happened in 10 days?  seems to be that the kids, specifically the older kid, did this on their own.  we like to blame the parents but i doubt mom was indoctrinating tthe kids into the shiat they got into.  give her time to process everything.  she may be a nutbag.  but blaming her seems just like, low hanging fruit divided by scapegoating times xenophobia.
2013-04-25 12:19:13 PM  
1 votes:
I wonder how Alex Jones feels about knowing that the two brothers read his website often and repeated his stuff
2013-04-25 12:13:15 PM  
1 votes:
You kids murder and main a bunch of Americans, so that earns you a free pass from the arrest warrant you have against you that you fled the country from? Only in America.
2013-04-25 12:12:09 PM  
1 votes:
I guess looking into the mirror and realizing she had raised two soulless monsters broke her brain.

Broke it further, probably.
2013-04-25 12:06:58 PM  
1 votes:
A mother knows.
It's instinct.
2013-04-25 12:05:49 PM  
1 votes:
So when is Glen Beck hiring her as a correspondent?
2013-04-25 12:03:52 PM  
1 votes:
I think that when the uncle called them losers, he did it because he knew what stock they were from, clearly.
 
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