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(CNN)   I think we can safely say where the Tsarnaev Brothers got their crazy from   (cnn.com) divider line 156
    More: Dumbass, Tamerlan Tsarnaev, Dagestan, Peter Schiff, Chechen, Russian Republic, Golden Gloves, Tamerlan  
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2013-04-25 11:58:53 AM
"America took my kids away from me."... seriously, lady, I'm pretty sure everyone would have been happier if you'd taken them when you moved to Dagestan or where the fark ever.
 
2013-04-25 11:59:34 AM
Maybe someone can beat some sense into her with one of the victims' severed limbs.

"Does THAT feel staged!?  Does THAT feel staged!?   Does THAT feel staged!?"
 
2013-04-25 12:02:09 PM
Their mother is a shoplifter and while fighting for Sharia. Charity starts at home. (Mom's right hand goes chop chop)
 
2013-04-25 12:03:52 PM
I think that when the uncle called them losers, he did it because he knew what stock they were from, clearly.
 
2013-04-25 12:05:15 PM
Hey you know I'm going to give this lady a pass. She just found out that her son is not only dead, he was a monster who ruined her other son's life.
 
2013-04-25 12:05:49 PM
So when is Glen Beck hiring her as a correspondent?
 
2013-04-25 12:06:17 PM

what_now: Hey you know I'm going to give this lady a pass. She just found out that her son is not only dead, he was a monster who ruined her other son's life.


Good for you.  Maybe you should marry her?
 
2013-04-25 12:06:58 PM
A mother knows.
It's instinct.
 
2013-04-25 12:07:57 PM
And apparently the parents were listeners of Alex Jones.
 
2013-04-25 12:09:45 PM
...And that's why you never stick your dick in crazy.
 
2013-04-25 12:09:58 PM
Hey lady, this isn't the moon landing.
 
2013-04-25 12:10:27 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Their mother is a shoplifter and while they were fighting for Sharia. Charity starts at home. (Mom's right hand goes chop chop)


This is why I don't proofreed
 
2013-04-25 12:10:36 PM

Fibro: what_now: Hey you know I'm going to give this lady a pass. She just found out that her son is not only dead, he was a monster who ruined her other son's life.

Good for you.  Maybe you should marry her?


...are you a five year old?
 
2013-04-25 12:11:48 PM
What group has both the means and motivation to fake a bombing AND ALSO would be unwilling to just bomb the Marathon themselves and pin it on whoever they were going to pin the fake on?
 
2013-04-25 12:12:09 PM
I guess looking into the mirror and realizing she had raised two soulless monsters broke her brain.

Broke it further, probably.
 
2013-04-25 12:13:04 PM

Diogenes: Maybe someone can beat some sense into her with one of the victims' severed limbs.

"Does THAT feel staged!?  Does THAT feel staged!?   Does THAT feel staged!?"


I kind of feel for her; she's just lost a son and the other son looks to be heading for life in prison, if not the gallows.

Of course she'd say that they didn't do it; she's their mom! I imagine that the majority of mothers would react similarly in that situation.

/ your number 1 fan will always be your mom
 
2013-04-25 12:13:13 PM
"America took my kids away from me."


...Sure, you say that now.  But I am sure when you first got here, you were all:

"Ooh-la-la...king in the castle, king in the castle.  I have a chair...go do this, go do this; king in the castle."
 
2013-04-25 12:13:15 PM
You kids murder and main a bunch of Americans, so that earns you a free pass from the arrest warrant you have against you that you fled the country from? Only in America.
 
2013-04-25 12:13:22 PM
I am just amazed.  So this is the new trend? Comparable to the the Sandy Hook "truthers".
If you don't like the truth, make up a conspiracy story.
WTF is wrong with people? Glad it's not just Americans.
 
2013-04-25 12:13:48 PM

Ned Stark: What group has both the means and motivation to fake a bombing AND ALSO would be unwilling to just bomb the Marathon themselves and pin it on whoever they were going to pin the fake on?


The FBI?
 
2013-04-25 12:13:54 PM
She's wanted on 2012 felony charges of shoplifting and property damage in Massachusetts, according to court officials.

The family lived there before she jumped bail, and they moved the same year to Dagestan, a semiautonomous region of Russia, officials said.


Is there a reason she can't be extradited?
 
2013-04-25 12:14:20 PM
Is she in some sort of delusion due to denial over the horrible things her sons have done? Or is her local news media really twisting things around in this story, and she's just believing what they're telling her?
 
2013-04-25 12:14:20 PM

Ned Stark: What group has both the means and motivation to fake a bombing AND ALSO would be unwilling to just bomb the Marathon themselves and pin it on whoever they were going to pin the fake on?


The Guild of Calamitous Intent?
 
2013-04-25 12:15:17 PM

what_now: Fibro: what_now: Hey you know I'm going to give this lady a pass. She just found out that her son is not only dead, he was a monster who ruined her other son's life.

Good for you.  Maybe you should marry her?

...are you a five year old?


No, I'm not. You're sympathizing with a crazy biatch who spawned mass murdering children.

I was initially poking fun at your stupidity in a lighthearted manner, but apparently I should have been direct so you understood it.
 
2013-04-25 12:15:20 PM

Ackbarican_Idol: She's wanted on 2012 felony charges of shoplifting and property damage in Massachusetts, according to court officials.

The family lived there before she jumped bail, and they moved the same year to Dagestan, a semiautonomous region of Russia, officials said.

Is there a reason she can't be extradited?


Extradite a shop lifter?
 
2013-04-25 12:15:28 PM
yeah, no blood.  tell that to the dude in photo #8.
 
2013-04-25 12:15:40 PM
Apparently she spends a lot of time reading Infowars and listening to Glenn Beck.
 
2013-04-25 12:16:46 PM

what_now: Fibro: what_now: Hey you know I'm going to give this lady a pass. She just found out that her son is not only dead, he was a monster who ruined her other son's life.

Good for you.  Maybe you should marry her?

...are you a five year old?


I agree, this is a woman who obviously has spent her whole life being treated like property and I doubt she has the education to understand half of all the information being thrown at her.  Yes, she shoplifted, my bet would be under direction of  a man. Why would you leave the US to hide from a shoplifting charge? Aren't lots of people there trying like hell to get here?
 
2013-04-25 12:16:54 PM

that was my nickname in highschool: ...And that's why you never stick your dick in crazy.


hungryhealthyhappy.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-25 12:17:23 PM

Ned Stark: What group has both the means and motivation to fake a bombing AND ALSO would be unwilling to just bomb the Marathon themselves and pin it on whoever they were going to pin the fake on?


The Lannisters of course.
 
2013-04-25 12:17:29 PM
it's been pointed out by various people who know such things that Chechens are much more inclined to believe the government is behind terrible things and constantly lying about it because Soviet Russia did just that.

This woman is still nuts though. Also a tactless biatch. No wonder Ruslan cut himself off from them.
 
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2013-04-25 12:18:54 PM

what_now: Hey you know I'm going to give this lady a pass. She just found out that her son is not only dead, he was a monster who ruined her other son's life.


The parents of the young kid that was killed had a rough time and they didn't go on TV saying apeshiat crazy things.

This whole family (minus the Uncle who told it like it is) have some sort of mental difficulties... or we involved in said "radicalization" itself.
 
2013-04-25 12:18:57 PM
just a mom expressing disbelief that the loving little boys she gave birth to and took care of could do this. Plus a whole lotta crazy.
 
2013-04-25 12:18:59 PM

jaybeezey: Ned Stark: What group has both the means and motivation to fake a bombing AND ALSO would be unwilling to just bomb the Marathon themselves and pin it on whoever they were going to pin the fake on?

The Guild of Calamitous Intent?


Hey hey ney now.  When we in the Guild bomb someone, we take credit for it!

Well, unless we're trying to frame another guild member for it, or our Protagonist, and as far as I know, the Tsarnaevs are neither.
 
2013-04-25 12:19:02 PM

Fibro: what_now: Fibro: what_now: Hey you know I'm going to give this lady a pass. She just found out that her son is not only dead, he was a monster who ruined her other son's life.

Good for you.  Maybe you should marry her?

...are you a five year old?

No, I'm not. You're sympathizing with a crazy biatch who spawned mass murdering children.

I was initially poking fun at your stupidity in a lighthearted manner, but apparently I should have been direct so you understood it.


Yep, he's 5.
 
2013-04-25 12:19:13 PM
I wonder how Alex Jones feels about knowing that the two brothers read his website often and repeated his stuff
 
2013-04-25 12:19:32 PM
Ackbarican_Idol:  She's wanted on 2012 felony charges of shoplifting and property damage in Massachusetts, according to court officials.
The family lived there before she jumped bail, and they moved the same year to Dagestan, a semiautonomous region of Russia, officials said.
Is there a reason she can't be extradited?


A lot of countries won't extradite for worse than that.
 
2013-04-25 12:20:08 PM

Cyberluddite: Apparently she spends a lot of time reading Infowars and listening to Glenn Beck.


Uh, those two are basically at antipodes. Also Alex Jones hates the shiat out of Glenn Beck, and Glenn Beck constantly ridicules Alex Jones
 
2013-04-25 12:20:21 PM

Fibro: what_now: Fibro: what_now: Hey you know I'm going to give this lady a pass. She just found out that her son is not only dead, he was a monster who ruined her other son's life.

Good for you.  Maybe you should marry her?

...are you a five year old?

No, I'm not. You're sympathizing with a crazy biatch who spawned mass murdering children.

I was initially poking fun at your stupidity in a lighthearted manner, but apparently I should have been direct so you understood it.


Yes. Yes I am. Because from everything I've read, these assholes picked this up on their own. This wasn't the family business.  I feel bad for her because I'm a human farking being and I understand how terrible it must be to have overwhelming grief as well as guilt.
 
2013-04-25 12:20:30 PM

Fibro: what_now: Fibro: what_now: Hey you know I'm going to give this lady a pass. She just found out that her son is not only dead, he was a monster who ruined her other son's life.

Good for you.  Maybe you should marry her?

...are you a five year old?

No, I'm not. You're sympathizing with a crazy biatch who spawned mass murdering children.

I was initially poking fun at your stupidity in a lighthearted manner, but apparently I should have been direct so you understood it.



So HURRRR DURRR! HURRR DURRR, I SAY!
 
2013-04-25 12:20:59 PM

Ackbarican_Idol: She's wanted on 2012 felony charges of shoplifting and property damage in Massachusetts, according to court officials.

The family lived there before she jumped bail, and they moved the same year to Dagestan, a semiautonomous region of Russia, officials said.

Is there a reason she can't be extradited?



2.bp.blogspot.com
Well when you steal $1600 dollars you can just disappear.  But when you steal 600 million they will find you unless they think you're already dead.

//would laugh my ass off if they arrested her if she comes back.
///authorities already said they wouldn't...
 
2013-04-25 12:21:17 PM

Ned Stark: What group has both the means and motivation to fake a bombing AND ALSO would be unwilling to just bomb the Marathon themselves and pin it on whoever they were going to pin the fake on?


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-04-25 12:21:37 PM

Ackbarican_Idol: She's wanted on 2012 felony charges of shoplifting and property damage in Massachusetts, according to court officials.

The family lived there before she jumped bail, and they moved the same year to Dagestan, a semiautonomous region of Russia, officials said.

Is there a reason she can't be extradited?


For felony shoplifting? There's very rarely any prison time associated with a first timer. They usually get to hang out at jail for a couple of days; then they usually get a ticket and are required to make recompense. It's one of the least serious felonies around.

/ now, if she's a frequent flier or if she pissed off the judge, she might get 6 months in jail
 
2013-04-25 12:22:12 PM
So, we're down to hating the mother, now?  After the two of them lived in the states for 10+ years?

We hate and blame and hate the mother?  Who is clearly cracked in two with grief and shame?

Seems legit.
 
2013-04-25 12:23:21 PM

Tatsuma: I think that when the uncle called them losers, he did it because he knew what stock they were from, clearly.


that's some fine racism you displayed there.
 
2013-04-25 12:25:01 PM

Tatsuma: I wonder how Alex Jones feels about knowing that the two brothers read his website often and repeated his stuff


you can stop with being a major tool.

anytime.
 
2013-04-25 12:25:35 PM

Kibbler: We hate and blame and hate the mother? Who is clearly cracked in two with grief and shame?


yeah.....can you imagine trying to process all that has happened in 10 days?  seems to be that the kids, specifically the older kid, did this on their own.  we like to blame the parents but i doubt mom was indoctrinating tthe kids into the shiat they got into.  give her time to process everything.  she may be a nutbag.  but blaming her seems just like, low hanging fruit divided by scapegoating times xenophobia.
 
2013-04-25 12:25:38 PM

what_now: Fibro: what_now: Fibro: what_now: Hey you know I'm going to give this lady a pass. She just found out that her son is not only dead, he was a monster who ruined her other son's life.

Good for you.  Maybe you should marry her?

...are you a five year old?

No, I'm not. You're sympathizing with a crazy biatch who spawned mass murdering children.

I was initially poking fun at your stupidity in a lighthearted manner, but apparently I should have been direct so you understood it.

Yes. Yes I am. Because from everything I've read, these assholes picked this up on their own. This wasn't the family business.  I feel bad for her because I'm a human farking being and I understand how terrible it must be to have overwhelming grief as well as guilt.


Save your sympathy...she named her eldest after a guy who called himself the Sword of Islam and killed 5% of the planet's population in his time...she's just disappointed the loser didn't live up to his namesake.
 
2013-04-25 12:25:39 PM
you people do not know shiat.
 
2013-04-25 12:26:18 PM
They got their crazy from Religion.  They got Religion from their parents.

Religion = Preventable Mental Illness.
 
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