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(Mohave Daily News)   Stop me if you've heard this one before. A school Principal, a speeder and a sex offender get into a rock fight outside of school   (mohavedailynews.com) divider line 11
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2013-04-25 09:44:45 PM  
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Mr Guy: dittybopper: Mr Guy: dittybopper: In roughly 30 seconds, the car was surrounded by 10 angry parents who live on the street. We got their car keys and made them wait for the police to arrive.

You're extremely lucky you weren't arrested.

No, I wasn't:  There was property damage (my mailbox), and a citizens arrest is completely proper in my state, especially when you are merely holding the person until the police arrive.

Because you were taking it on faith the cop would agree with you that property damage and a moving violation elevates to the level of breach of the peace, which is required for a citizen's arrest for misdemeanors, assuming you live in a place where citizen's arrest for a misdemeanor is legal at all.  Furthermore, you have no right to confiscate their keys, even if you have the right to detain.


Oddly enough, I'm not the one who took the keys.  Technically, I'm not the one who detained them, either.

The guy was driving recklessly, without a license as it turned out, in a residential neighborhood where there are a lot of kids that play.
2013-04-25 03:39:39 PM  
1 votes:

rkettens: Ohlookabutterfly: Mr Guy: dittybopper: 

Yeah, you're one of the (many) reasons I have CC


...and you are one of the reasons I'm glad I live in a country that doesn't allow anyone to have a ccw licence let alone self-righteous little facks  like you that think they don't have to back up their mouths with their fists because they are packing deadly force.  Pretty sure I would recognize what you were reaching for, restrain that hand before you could pull and make you eat it. Maybe not, but it's possible and being an internet tough guy I could easily imagine myself doing so.  Your over-confidence is going to make you underestimate someone like me and it will not end well for you, gunsel.
2013-04-25 03:35:02 PM  
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Egoy3k: We are all very impressed with how many you are Ditty.


I'm not manly.  I'm actually a bit of a wuss, and mostly try to avoid confrontation if at all possible (to the consternation of the distaffbopper, who has bigger metaphorical testicles than I).

Still, you do stupid shiat that puts my kid (and my neighbor's kids) in danger?  Yeah, I'm going to have a problem with that.  Wouldn't you?
2013-04-25 03:21:28 PM  
1 votes:

Odd Bird: TFA hurt my head.


Yes.
2013-04-25 03:14:38 PM  
1 votes:

rkettens: Ohlookabutterfly: Mr Guy: dittybopper: In roughly 30 seconds, the car was surrounded by 10 angry parents who live on the street. We got their car keys and made them wait for the police to arrive.

You're extremely lucky you weren't arrested.

I met an asshole like you once.

 I worked at a shop just out of town and drove past a few acreages to get there usually around 6 am. A cop started showing up just around the bend nailing people for speeding. Every time I saw him I would go back, park and flash my lights at coworkers to let them know the cop was up ahead. One morning this jerk comes down his driveway and asks me what I'm doing so I tell him. He gets all outragy and shouts that there are kids living in these acreages and we are putting their lives at risk by driving past on the way to work. I ask him wtf are his stupid kids doing playing on the road at 6 am, maybe a Darwin award or two would smarten the rest up. So buddy jumps in his truck and tears asses down the road to tell the cop what I'm doing. 10 mins later I pull up to the cop and tell him every time I see him I am going to be back there warning my  coworkers that he is trapping. Never saw the cop again and fark that asshole for calling them on us and fark you for your sense of entitlement, dumb kids playing on a road are going to get run over.

 I would have hurt you pretty bad if I was that kid you pulled over. In self defense of course because you came at me all yodelling and stinky faced. Stupid facking  idiot.

Yeah, you're one of the (many) reasons I have CCW


You have CCW because you want to be able to physically intimidate people and then shoot them when they attempt to defend themselves from a perceived attack?
2013-04-25 03:11:14 PM  
1 votes:

Ohlookabutterfly: Mr Guy: dittybopper: In roughly 30 seconds, the car was surrounded by 10 angry parents who live on the street. We got their car keys and made them wait for the police to arrive.

You're extremely lucky you weren't arrested.

I met an asshole like you once.

 I worked at a shop just out of town and drove past a few acreages to get there usually around 6 am. A cop started showing up just around the bend nailing people for speeding. Every time I saw him I would go back, park and flash my lights at coworkers to let them know the cop was up ahead. One morning this jerk comes down his driveway and asks me what I'm doing so I tell him. He gets all outragy and shouts that there are kids living in these acreages and we are putting their lives at risk by driving past on the way to work. I ask him wtf are his stupid kids doing playing on the road at 6 am, maybe a Darwin award or two would smarten the rest up. So buddy jumps in his truck and tears asses down the road to tell the cop what I'm doing. 10 mins later I pull up to the cop and tell him every time I see him I am going to be back there warning my  coworkers that he is trapping. Never saw the cop again and fark that asshole for calling them on us and fark you for your sense of entitlement, dumb kids playing on a road are going to get run over.

 I would have hurt you pretty bad if I was that kid you pulled over. In self defense of course because you came at me all yodelling and stinky faced. Stupid facking  idiot.


Yeah, you're one of the (many) reasons I have CCW
2013-04-25 02:11:15 PM  
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Mr Guy: dittybopper: In roughly 30 seconds, the car was surrounded by 10 angry parents who live on the street. We got their car keys and made them wait for the police to arrive.

You're extremely lucky you weren't arrested.


No, I wasn't:  There was property damage (my mailbox), and a citizens arrest is completely proper in my state, especially when you are merely holding the person until the police arrive.
2013-04-25 01:54:05 PM  
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tlchwi02: RatOmeter: Love that they all got at least cited for something.

Cops:  "Fark you for wasting my time with this shiat."

dunno, i feel bad for the girl. if some random dude tried to block me from driving down a public road based on his feeling i was driving too fast, my reaction would probably be described as disorderly conduct, and i'd feel pretty justified


Don't have kids?

We've actually done that on my street.  Asshole came ripping around the corner, knocked down my mailbox, and my neighbor up the street got in the road and stopped their car by standing in front of them.

In roughly 30 seconds, the car was surrounded by 10 angry parents who live on the street.  We got their car keys and made them wait for the police to arrive.

Another time, someone was tear-assing down the street, and I yelled for him to slow down.  I may have used a mild profanity (but no f-bomb).  The guy actually stopped and got out of his car, and I got in his face and told him there are 10 kids that live between the stop sign he obviously blew threw and my house.  Guy was two inches taller and bigger than me, but fark it, it's *MY* kid he would run over, or one of my neighbors, and I let him know that I wasn't backing down.  Couple of the other fathers started coming down the street, and he apologized and left.  I don't think he drives down our street anymore.

So yeah, don't speed down my street.  Drive the limit, and watch for kids, and you won't have any problems.
2013-04-25 12:58:33 PM  
1 votes:

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: You'd only have to say "reportedly" that one tie if you didn't make every sentence its own paragraph, journalist.


TFA hurt my head.
2013-04-25 12:55:50 PM  
1 votes:
You'd only have to say "reportedly" that one tie if you didn't make every sentence its own paragraph, journalist.
2013-04-25 12:49:04 PM  
1 votes:
Love that they all got at least cited for something.

Cops:  "Fark you for wasting my time with this shiat."
 
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