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2013-04-25 12:45:35 PM
Yeah, and then the Nun says, "Not on Wednesdays!"

That is a good one!
 
2013-04-25 12:45:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN7_cCjEMes

First thing I thought of.

/I'm sorry...
 
2013-04-25 12:48:01 PM
Who did he get in a rock fight with, subby?
 
2013-04-25 12:49:04 PM
Love that they all got at least cited for something.

Cops:  "Fark you for wasting my time with this shiat."
 
2013-04-25 12:55:14 PM
Was he caught sayof?
 
2013-04-25 12:55:50 PM
You'd only have to say "reportedly" that one tie if you didn't make every sentence its own paragraph, journalist.
 
2013-04-25 12:58:33 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: You'd only have to say "reportedly" that one tie if you didn't make every sentence its own paragraph, journalist.


TFA hurt my head.
 
2013-04-25 12:58:57 PM
I was expecting there to be just one person, or maybe two.  Not a three-fer.
 
2013-04-25 01:21:21 PM

RatOmeter: Love that they all got at least cited for something.

Cops:  "Fark you for wasting my time with this shiat."


dunno, i feel bad for the girl. if some random dude tried to block me from driving down a public road based on his feeling i was driving too fast, my reaction would probably be described as disorderly conduct, and i'd feel pretty justified
 
2013-04-25 01:25:25 PM
Did they complete the ritual of c.h.u.d.?
 
2013-04-25 01:34:04 PM
"A school principal, a speeder and a sex offender..."

The bartender said, "Hi, Jeff!"

i35.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-25 01:54:05 PM

tlchwi02: RatOmeter: Love that they all got at least cited for something.

Cops:  "Fark you for wasting my time with this shiat."

dunno, i feel bad for the girl. if some random dude tried to block me from driving down a public road based on his feeling i was driving too fast, my reaction would probably be described as disorderly conduct, and i'd feel pretty justified


Don't have kids?

We've actually done that on my street.  Asshole came ripping around the corner, knocked down my mailbox, and my neighbor up the street got in the road and stopped their car by standing in front of them.

In roughly 30 seconds, the car was surrounded by 10 angry parents who live on the street.  We got their car keys and made them wait for the police to arrive.

Another time, someone was tear-assing down the street, and I yelled for him to slow down.  I may have used a mild profanity (but no f-bomb).  The guy actually stopped and got out of his car, and I got in his face and told him there are 10 kids that live between the stop sign he obviously blew threw and my house.  Guy was two inches taller and bigger than me, but fark it, it's *MY* kid he would run over, or one of my neighbors, and I let him know that I wasn't backing down.  Couple of the other fathers started coming down the street, and he apologized and left.  I don't think he drives down our street anymore.

So yeah, don't speed down my street.  Drive the limit, and watch for kids, and you won't have any problems.
 
2013-04-25 02:01:27 PM
Pedophiles never speed in school zones.
 
2013-04-25 02:03:26 PM

dittybopper: In roughly 30 seconds, the car was surrounded by 10 angry parents who live on the street. We got their car keys and made them wait for the police to arrive.


You're extremely lucky you weren't arrested.
 
2013-04-25 02:11:15 PM

Mr Guy: dittybopper: In roughly 30 seconds, the car was surrounded by 10 angry parents who live on the street. We got their car keys and made them wait for the police to arrive.

You're extremely lucky you weren't arrested.


No, I wasn't:  There was property damage (my mailbox), and a citizens arrest is completely proper in my state, especially when you are merely holding the person until the police arrive.
 
2013-04-25 02:13:05 PM

KimJ: "A school principal, a speeder and a sex offender..."

The bartender said, "Hi, Jeff!"

[i35.tinypic.com image 299x319]


Interesting that getting busted for child porn didn't kill his acting career.
 
2013-04-25 02:28:56 PM

Snargi: Interesting that getting busted for child porn didn't kill his acting career.


Performing porn-like sex acts on a child didn't kill Roman Polanski's directing career.

/things like that make me proud of my misanthropy
 
2013-04-25 02:37:47 PM

Mr Guy: dittybopper: In roughly 30 seconds, the car was surrounded by 10 angry parents who live on the street. We got their car keys and made them wait for the police to arrive.

You're extremely lucky you weren't arrested.


For what?
 
2013-04-25 02:40:27 PM

Mr Guy: dittybopper: In roughly 30 seconds, the car was surrounded by 10 angry parents who live on the street. We got their car keys and made them wait for the police to arrive.

You're extremely lucky you weren't arrested.


I met an asshole like you once.

 I worked at a shop just out of town and drove past a few acreages to get there usually around 6 am. A cop started showing up just around the bend nailing people for speeding. Every time I saw him I would go back, park and flash my lights at coworkers to let them know the cop was up ahead. One morning this jerk comes down his driveway and asks me what I'm doing so I tell him. He gets all outragy and shouts that there are kids living in these acreages and we are putting their lives at risk by driving past on the way to work. I ask him wtf are his stupid kids doing playing on the road at 6 am, maybe a Darwin award or two would smarten the rest up. So buddy jumps in his truck and tears asses down the road to tell the cop what I'm doing. 10 mins later I pull up to the cop and tell him every time I see him I am going to be back there warning my  coworkers that he is trapping. Never saw the cop again and fark that asshole for calling them on us and fark you for your sense of entitlement, dumb kids playing on a road are going to get run over.

 I would have hurt you pretty bad if I was that kid you pulled over. In self defense of course because you came at me all yodelling and stinky faced. Stupid facking  idiot.
 
2013-04-25 02:46:06 PM

dittybopper: tlchwi02: RatOmeter: Love that they all got at least cited for something.

Cops:  "Fark you for wasting my time with this shiat."

dunno, i feel bad for the girl. if some random dude tried to block me from driving down a public road based on his feeling i was driving too fast, my reaction would probably be described as disorderly conduct, and i'd feel pretty justified

Don't have kids?

We've actually done that on my street.  Asshole came ripping around the corner, knocked down my mailbox, and my neighbor up the street got in the road and stopped their car by standing in front of them.

In roughly 30 seconds, the car was surrounded by 10 angry parents who live on the street.  We got their car keys and made them wait for the police to arrive.

Another time, someone was tear-assing down the street, and I yelled for him to slow down.  I may have used a mild profanity (but no f-bomb).  The guy actually stopped and got out of his car, and I got in his face and told him there are 10 kids that live between the stop sign he obviously blew threw and my house.  Guy was two inches taller and bigger than me, but fark it, it's *MY* kid he would run over, or one of my neighbors, and I let him know that I wasn't backing down.  Couple of the other fathers started coming down the street, and he apologized and left.  I don't think he drives down our street anymore.

So yeah, don't speed down my street.  Drive the limit, and watch for kids, and you won't have any problems.


Maybe you should keep your kids out of the street.
 
2013-04-25 02:51:07 PM

Snargi: KimJ: "A school principal, a speeder and a sex offender..."

The bartender said, "Hi, Jeff!"

[i35.tinypic.com image 299x319]

Interesting that getting busted for child porn didn't kill his acting career.


Because the industry doesn't view it as 'child porn' with him, but rather that he's gay...he had a shiatload of GAY porn (with a lot of twink guys) and some of those younger twink guys were actually teenagers. Therefore he still gets work.

Have any of Traci Lord's early work in your porn drive? You have kiddie porn on your computer if you do.

Huge difference between someone who has a lot of porn and some of it mixed in are girls (or guys) with no 2257 (and therefore MIGHT be underage) and someone who is specifically seeking underage (or child) porn.

I'm personally picky with my porn, so I know I have nothing even remotely underage (no school girls with pigtails shiat), but when I stream porn I've clicked on a few links accidentally that I have ZERO interest in (none of it kiddie porn thank goodness I've never seen any on a streaming site, but some of it pretty much NOT anything I'd ever be watching for MY pleasure).

I've never actually seen kiddie porn on the 'net (and I'm NOT complaining) but I also don't ever d/l bulk torrent pr0n either or anything. I seriously hope I never see it, though if I did, I'd call the feds immediately.
 
2013-04-25 02:58:26 PM

dittybopper: So yeah, don't speed down my street. Drive the limit, and watch for kids, and you won't have any problems.


We are all very impressed with how many you are Ditty. Post more pictures of your flintlock and Mohawk please.

People like just got the speed limit in school zones reduced to 30kph around here. My car goes faster than that while idling on a flat road.
 
2013-04-25 03:11:14 PM

Ohlookabutterfly: Mr Guy: dittybopper: In roughly 30 seconds, the car was surrounded by 10 angry parents who live on the street. We got their car keys and made them wait for the police to arrive.

You're extremely lucky you weren't arrested.

I met an asshole like you once.

 I worked at a shop just out of town and drove past a few acreages to get there usually around 6 am. A cop started showing up just around the bend nailing people for speeding. Every time I saw him I would go back, park and flash my lights at coworkers to let them know the cop was up ahead. One morning this jerk comes down his driveway and asks me what I'm doing so I tell him. He gets all outragy and shouts that there are kids living in these acreages and we are putting their lives at risk by driving past on the way to work. I ask him wtf are his stupid kids doing playing on the road at 6 am, maybe a Darwin award or two would smarten the rest up. So buddy jumps in his truck and tears asses down the road to tell the cop what I'm doing. 10 mins later I pull up to the cop and tell him every time I see him I am going to be back there warning my  coworkers that he is trapping. Never saw the cop again and fark that asshole for calling them on us and fark you for your sense of entitlement, dumb kids playing on a road are going to get run over.

 I would have hurt you pretty bad if I was that kid you pulled over. In self defense of course because you came at me all yodelling and stinky faced. Stupid facking  idiot.


Yeah, you're one of the (many) reasons I have CCW
 
2013-04-25 03:14:38 PM

rkettens: Ohlookabutterfly: Mr Guy: dittybopper: In roughly 30 seconds, the car was surrounded by 10 angry parents who live on the street. We got their car keys and made them wait for the police to arrive.

You're extremely lucky you weren't arrested.

I met an asshole like you once.

 I worked at a shop just out of town and drove past a few acreages to get there usually around 6 am. A cop started showing up just around the bend nailing people for speeding. Every time I saw him I would go back, park and flash my lights at coworkers to let them know the cop was up ahead. One morning this jerk comes down his driveway and asks me what I'm doing so I tell him. He gets all outragy and shouts that there are kids living in these acreages and we are putting their lives at risk by driving past on the way to work. I ask him wtf are his stupid kids doing playing on the road at 6 am, maybe a Darwin award or two would smarten the rest up. So buddy jumps in his truck and tears asses down the road to tell the cop what I'm doing. 10 mins later I pull up to the cop and tell him every time I see him I am going to be back there warning my  coworkers that he is trapping. Never saw the cop again and fark that asshole for calling them on us and fark you for your sense of entitlement, dumb kids playing on a road are going to get run over.

 I would have hurt you pretty bad if I was that kid you pulled over. In self defense of course because you came at me all yodelling and stinky faced. Stupid facking  idiot.

Yeah, you're one of the (many) reasons I have CCW


You have CCW because you want to be able to physically intimidate people and then shoot them when they attempt to defend themselves from a perceived attack?
 
2013-04-25 03:21:28 PM

Odd Bird: TFA hurt my head.


Yes.
 
2013-04-25 03:22:02 PM
Paper beats rock.  Always carry paper.
 
2013-04-25 03:25:09 PM
Last rock fight I saw..

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2013-04-25 03:29:44 PM

dittybopper: Don't have kids?


cool story bro
 
2013-04-25 03:31:15 PM

duffblue: Maybe you should keep your kids out of the street.


Maybe it's not clear to you:  In order to knock down my mailbox, the car had to come on to my front lawn.
 
2013-04-25 03:35:02 PM

Egoy3k: We are all very impressed with how many you are Ditty.


I'm not manly.  I'm actually a bit of a wuss, and mostly try to avoid confrontation if at all possible (to the consternation of the distaffbopper, who has bigger metaphorical testicles than I).

Still, you do stupid shiat that puts my kid (and my neighbor's kids) in danger?  Yeah, I'm going to have a problem with that.  Wouldn't you?
 
2013-04-25 03:35:50 PM

dittybopper: Egoy3k: We are all very impressed with how many you are Ditty.

I'm not manly.  I'm actually a bit of a wuss, and mostly try to avoid confrontation if at all possible (to the consternation of the distaffbopper, who has bigger metaphorical testicles than I).

Still, you do stupid shiat that puts my kid (and my neighbor's kids) in danger?  Yeah, I'm going to have a problem with that.  Wouldn't you?


BTW, I was scared shiatless.  I thought I was going to get my ass kicked.
 
2013-04-25 03:39:04 PM

Snargi: Interesting that getting busted for child porn didn't kill his acting career.


He's had a little bit of voice work, one TV role (in Deadwood), and one credit film role in the 2007 flick "Who's Your Caddy".
His acting career isn't dead, but it's on life support.
 
2013-04-25 03:39:39 PM

rkettens: Ohlookabutterfly: Mr Guy: dittybopper: 

Yeah, you're one of the (many) reasons I have CC


...and you are one of the reasons I'm glad I live in a country that doesn't allow anyone to have a ccw licence let alone self-righteous little facks  like you that think they don't have to back up their mouths with their fists because they are packing deadly force.  Pretty sure I would recognize what you were reaching for, restrain that hand before you could pull and make you eat it. Maybe not, but it's possible and being an internet tough guy I could easily imagine myself doing so.  Your over-confidence is going to make you underestimate someone like me and it will not end well for you, gunsel.
 
2013-04-25 03:43:17 PM

dittybopper: Mr Guy: dittybopper: In roughly 30 seconds, the car was surrounded by 10 angry parents who live on the street. We got their car keys and made them wait for the police to arrive.

You're extremely lucky you weren't arrested.

No, I wasn't:  There was property damage (my mailbox), and a citizens arrest is completely proper in my state, especially when you are merely holding the person until the police arrive.


Because you were taking it on faith the cop would agree with you that property damage and a moving violation elevates to the level of breach of the peace, which is required for a citizen's arrest for misdemeanors, assuming you live in a place where citizen's arrest for a misdemeanor is legal at all.  Furthermore, you have no right to confiscate their keys, even if you have the right to detain.
 
2013-04-25 03:48:06 PM

Mr Guy: assuming you live in a place where citizen's arrest for a misdemeanor is legal at all.


Incidentally, I'm taking a wild guess you're from Vermont, where it looks like you need a felony punishable by over 1 year imprisonment for a citizen's arrest, from what I can find quickly on findlaw.  I stand by it, I think you were lucky not to have been the one arrested.  There's lots they could have nailed you for, from obstruction of traffic, to making threats, assault and simple battery (depending on how much contact there was to get his keys from him).  You have to be very careful when self enforcing the law.
 
2013-04-25 03:57:10 PM

dittybopper: Egoy3k: We are all very impressed with how many you are Ditty.

I'm not manly.  I'm actually a bit of a wuss, and mostly try to avoid confrontation if at all possible (to the consternation of the distaffbopper, who has bigger metaphorical testicles than I).

Still, you do stupid shiat that puts my kid (and my neighbor's kids) in danger?  Yeah, I'm going to have a problem with that.  Wouldn't you?


OK then. I will apologize then. Sorry I was harsh bro.
 
2013-04-25 04:05:43 PM

dittybopper: tlchwi02: RatOmeter: Love that they all got at least cited for something.

Cops:  "Fark you for wasting my time with this shiat."

dunno, i feel bad for the girl. if some random dude tried to block me from driving down a public road based on his feeling i was driving too fast, my reaction would probably be described as disorderly conduct, and i'd feel pretty justified

Don't have kids?

We've actually done that on my street.  Asshole came ripping around the corner, knocked down my mailbox, and my neighbor up the street got in the road and stopped their car by standing in front of them.

In roughly 30 seconds, the car was surrounded by 10 angry parents who live on the street.  We got their car keys and made them wait for the police to arrive.

Another time, someone was tear-assing down the street, and I yelled for him to slow down.  I may have used a mild profanity (but no f-bomb).  The guy actually stopped and got out of his car, and I got in his face and told him there are 10 kids that live between the stop sign he obviously blew threw and my house.  Guy was two inches taller and bigger than me, but fark it, it's *MY* kid he would run over, or one of my neighbors, and I let him know that I wasn't backing down.  Couple of the other fathers started coming down the street, and he apologized and left.  I don't think he drives down our street anymore.

So yeah, don't speed down my street.  Drive the limit, and watch for kids, and you won't have any problems.


CSB
I've never been one for speeding in residential areas. Years back when I delivered pizzas, I had to drive down a lengthy cul-de-sac that had rowhouses and apartments on it. About midway up the block there would always be children playing in the street, which was fine I slowed down and kept both eyes out for them. Except the parents encouraged their kids just to stay in the street. Maybe it was just that delivery driver hate some have or maybe they were looking for a good crack at a lawsuit. Anyway, this place was a pain in the ass and I made between 3-5 trips there most days I worked. One day was hectic and hot as hell but I still took it easy through this makeshift street park. I weaved around kids, dropped bikes, skateboards, basketballs at a crawl. But I didn't see an old paint tray the kids were using as their skateboard ramp. As I drove over it it cracked and 6 grown men on the lawn across the street stand up and start shouting obscenities at me, saying they'll sue the shiat out of me and I should get out of the car so they can kick my ass. I told them to wait, made my delivery, came back and they had the street blocked off (more-so) I wasted a half-hour explaining to these tough guy drunks how it's not my fault they let their kids run wild in the streets. They got all knuckle cracky until I told them I had no interest in fight but if if they felt like doing anything I could call a bylaw officer about their street then a cop about their child endangerment for encouraging their children not to yield to traffic. They backed off and I never had to deal with more than shouts after that.

My point is, so long as you're only looking out for your kids I don't mind you being a bit dickish with reckless drivers. But I sure hope you aren't like these arseholes and ganging up on someone for using the road as it was meant to be used.

/wall of text
 
2013-04-25 04:16:16 PM

Mr Guy: Mr Guy: assuming you live in a place where citizen's arrest for a misdemeanor is legal at all.

Incidentally, I'm taking a wild guess you're from Vermont, where it looks like you need a felony punishable by over 1 year imprisonment for a citizen's arrest, from what I can find quickly on findlaw.  I stand by it, I think you were lucky not to have been the one arrested.  There's lots they could have nailed you for, from obstruction of traffic, to making threats, assault and simple battery (depending on how much contact there was to get his keys from him).  You have to be very careful when self enforcing the law.


he's from upstate NY iirc. that said, his story has nothing to do with the article story. someone crashed into his property and destroyed it. in the story, the guy had just got it in his head that people were going to fast. doesn't say he had a speed gun, or used a stop watch, 2 lines and some math. he was just picking people that to his naked eye looked like they were going fast and blocking them from proceeding. And in that story, my attitude still stands. if a random civilian decided he didn't like the way i looked minding my own business and tried to detain me, you bet i'd raise a ruckus
 
2013-04-25 04:38:13 PM

tlchwi02: Mr Guy: Mr Guy: assuming you live in a place where citizen's arrest for a misdemeanor is legal at all.

Incidentally, I'm taking a wild guess you're from Vermont, where it looks like you need a felony punishable by over 1 year imprisonment for a citizen's arrest, from what I can find quickly on findlaw.  I stand by it, I think you were lucky not to have been the one arrested.  There's lots they could have nailed you for, from obstruction of traffic, to making threats, assault and simple battery (depending on how much contact there was to get his keys from him).  You have to be very careful when self enforcing the law.

he's from upstate NY iirc. that said, his story has nothing to do with the article story. someone crashed into his property and destroyed it. in the story, the guy had just got it in his head that people were going to fast. doesn't say he had a speed gun, or used a stop watch, 2 lines and some math. he was just picking people that to his naked eye looked like they were going fast and blocking them from proceeding. And in that story, my attitude still stands. if a random civilian decided he didn't like the way i looked minding my own business and tried to detain me, you bet i'd raise a ruckus


Oh believe me, I get where you'd think you had the right, especially with property damage.  I'd be upset if someone smashed my mailbox and took off down the street.  I'd be horrified if I then ended up in prison for illegal detainment.
 
2013-04-25 04:38:54 PM

Ohlookabutterfly: rkettens: Ohlookabutterfly: Mr Guy: dittybopper:

Yeah, you're one of the (many) reasons I have CC

...and you are one of the reasons I'm glad I live in a country that doesn't allow anyone to have a ccw licence let alone self-righteous little facks  like you that think they don't have to back up their mouths with their fists because they are packing deadly force.  Pretty sure I would recognize what you were reaching for, restrain that hand before you could pull and make you eat it. Maybe not, but it's possible and being an internet tough guy I could easily imagine myself doing so.  Your over-confidence is going to make you underestimate someone like me and it will not end well for you, gunsel.


I'm not gonna call you a farking idiot (don't need another time-out), but I bet you play one in real life. There are only three badasses in the whole world, and dittybopper gets postcards from two of them. He's not an ITG that I've ever seen, but I'd wager that if you tried him on, you might get dinner, but he's gonna get a sandwich.

Also, don't you speed down my road either, because I am an Internet Tough Guy, I know where you live, and I'm ready and willing to settle this outside. In fact, if I'm not out there in 5 minutes, you can start without me.
 
2013-04-25 04:43:19 PM

Ohlookabutterfly: Mr Guy: dittybopper: In roughly 30 seconds, the car was surrounded by 10 angry parents who live on the street. We got their car keys and made them wait for the police to arrive.

You're extremely lucky you weren't arrested.

I met an asshole like you once.

 I worked at a shop just out of town and drove past a few acreages to get there usually around 6 am. A cop started showing up just around the bend nailing people for speeding. Every time I saw him I would go back, park and flash my lights at coworkers to let them know the cop was up ahead. One morning this jerk comes down his driveway and asks me what I'm doing so I tell him. He gets all outragy and shouts that there are kids living in these acreages and we are putting their lives at risk by driving past on the way to work. I ask him wtf are his stupid kids doing playing on the road at 6 am, maybe a Darwin award or two would smarten the rest up. So buddy jumps in his truck and tears asses down the road to tell the cop what I'm doing. 10 mins later I pull up to the cop and tell him every time I see him I am going to be back there warning my  coworkers that he is trapping. Never saw the cop again and fark that asshole for calling them on us and fark you for your sense of entitlement, dumb kids playing on a road are going to get run over.

 I would have hurt you pretty bad if I was that kid you pulled over. In self defense of course because you came at me all yodelling and stinky faced. Stupid facking  idiot.


That story sounds made up.
 
2013-04-25 04:58:56 PM
Thread has too much testosterone.
 
2013-04-25 05:27:04 PM
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2013-04-25 05:47:16 PM

Ned Stark: Who did he get in a rock fight with, subby?


Well, the sex offender started throwing rocks, but the principal had a car, and the speeder...well it gets complicated you see.
 
2013-04-25 09:44:45 PM

Mr Guy: dittybopper: Mr Guy: dittybopper: In roughly 30 seconds, the car was surrounded by 10 angry parents who live on the street. We got their car keys and made them wait for the police to arrive.

You're extremely lucky you weren't arrested.

No, I wasn't:  There was property damage (my mailbox), and a citizens arrest is completely proper in my state, especially when you are merely holding the person until the police arrive.

Because you were taking it on faith the cop would agree with you that property damage and a moving violation elevates to the level of breach of the peace, which is required for a citizen's arrest for misdemeanors, assuming you live in a place where citizen's arrest for a misdemeanor is legal at all.  Furthermore, you have no right to confiscate their keys, even if you have the right to detain.


Oddly enough, I'm not the one who took the keys.  Technically, I'm not the one who detained them, either.

The guy was driving recklessly, without a license as it turned out, in a residential neighborhood where there are a lot of kids that play.
 
2013-04-25 10:20:58 PM
sounds like a Twisted Sister video to me.
 
2013-04-26 08:50:00 AM

noitsnot: Ohlookabutterfly: Mr Guy: dittybopper: In roughly 30 seconds, the car was surrounded by 10 angry parents who live on the street. We got their car keys and made them wait for the police to arrive.

You're extremely lucky you weren't arrested.

I met an asshole like you once.

 I worked at a shop just out of town and drove past a few acreages to get there usually around 6 am. A cop started showing up just around the bend nailing people for speeding. Every time I saw him I would go back, park and flash my lights at coworkers to let them know the cop was up ahead. One morning this jerk comes down his driveway and asks me what I'm doing so I tell him. He gets all outragy and shouts that there are kids living in these acreages and we are putting their lives at risk by driving past on the way to work. I ask him wtf are his stupid kids doing playing on the road at 6 am, maybe a Darwin award or two would smarten the rest up. So buddy jumps in his truck and tears asses down the road to tell the cop what I'm doing. 10 mins later I pull up to the cop and tell him every time I see him I am going to be back there warning my  coworkers that he is trapping. Never saw the cop again and fark that asshole for calling them on us and fark you for your sense of entitlement, dumb kids playing on a road are going to get run over.

 I would have hurt you pretty bad if I was that kid you pulled over. In self defense of course because you came at me all yodelling and stinky faced. Stupid facking  idiot.

That story sounds made up.


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