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(University of Arizona)   This guy makes Westboro Baptist Church protest signs look sane   (wildcat.arizona.edu) divider line 53
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2013-04-25 11:51:37 AM  
16 votes:
Oh yes, my alma mater replete with angry Mall preachers. (The grass strip between buildings is called "the Mall").

Once I was confronted by a group of roving Christians:

Me- "How does anyone know for certain that God  exists?"
Head Pastor -"If you pray to God he will make himself known to you"
Me - grasps hands and prays "Dear Jesus, please let yourself be known to me for truth is more important than ignorance"
The group of roving x-tians look at me with their eyes wide. They were expecting a miracle.
Me -shrugs "Nope"
2013-04-25 01:53:50 PM  
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-04-25 01:10:21 PM  
5 votes:
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2013-04-25 12:56:43 PM  
5 votes:
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2013-04-25 12:10:11 PM  
5 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: Oh yes, my alma mater replete with angry Mall preachers. (The grass strip between buildings is called "the Mall").


Oh Brother Jed, splits his time between UA in the winter and UW-Madison in the summer.
Lead to my friend always yelling "WHERE IS JESUS WHEN IT'S -10*?" when he passed him.

Once asked him what his shirt was made of, he said "polyester and cotton." I told him he wore a tunic made of two cloth and the bible said I must stone him to death. He flipped the fark out saying that part of the bible didn't apply to him, it was fun
2013-04-25 12:01:48 PM  
5 votes:
Saxton, a junior studying classics and religious studies, said his sermon was meant to convey that "if you dress like a whore, act like a whore, you're probably going to get raped."

"I think that girls that dress and act like it," Saxton said, "they should realize that they do have partial responsibility, because I believe that they're pretty much asking for it."



I think what they meant was...

Saxton, an asshat, studying classics and religious studies, said his idiocy was meant to convey that "if you hold signs like a douche, act like a douche, you're probably going to get your ass kicked."

"I think that I'm a douche and act like it," Saxton said, "I should realize that I do have partial responsibility, because I believe that I'm pretty much asking for it."
2013-04-25 01:14:33 PM  
4 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: BillDozer357: I know it's stupid-simple, but I can't help but chuckle at the "You Deserve Grape" sign.

It's the shiat-eating grin on the face of the guy holding it.  I can't help but smile back at him.


It would be HELLA FUNNY if he was wearing THIS...

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2013-04-25 11:58:01 AM  
4 votes:
These are professional trolls.
Don't try this at home.
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2013-04-25 03:00:44 PM  
3 votes:
He's so deep in the closet he can see Narnia.
2013-04-25 12:05:02 PM  
3 votes:
He also makes their signs look professional by comparison. Did he spend a whole 25 seconds creating that thing? It's embarrassing. No flames or pictures of the hooded rape guy or rape Lincoln.

Zero creativity.
2013-04-25 01:43:02 PM  
2 votes:
Gee, a adult male who is proud of his virginity is also angry at women who dress sexy.  I wonder where this is going....
2013-04-25 01:07:49 PM  
2 votes:

Albert911emt: His face is punchable for so many different reasons, I'll need some new fangled technology to count them all.


The world's most punchable face belongs to George Osborne.

i.telegraph.co.uk

Punchability of others can be expressed as a percentage of Osborne. The one in TFA is about 75%.  Jedward clock in at about 90% each and Nick Griffin is about 98%. Hope this helps.
2013-04-25 01:04:33 PM  
2 votes:
I think he has sermon to be at in 26 minutes.


zedster: Once asked him what his shirt was made of, he said "polyester and cotton." I told him he wore a tunic made of two cloth and the bible said I must stone him to death. He flipped the fark out saying that part of the bible didn't apply to him, it was fun


Typical. Farking. Hypocrite.
2013-04-25 12:51:55 PM  
2 votes:

oldernell: OK by me as long as he is the rapee.


I have to say, were he raped, I wouldn't feel the least bit bad.  I would probably chortle a bit.
2013-04-25 12:43:10 PM  
2 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: brap: Every campus seems have one of these pay attention to me morans that say the derpiest thing they can to get a bit of attention.   And they always have a huge crowd.

Hell every fark thead seems to have one of these pay attention to me morans that say the derpiest thing they can to get a bit of attention.

I don't think either of these shirts will help a brother get laid:

[pbs.twimg.com image 478x846]

[pbs.twimg.com image 480x640]


That first shirt says that feminists 'make lousEy mothers' which I take to mean 'having many lice'.... interesting biological phenomenon.
2013-04-25 12:34:04 PM  
2 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: brap: Every campus seems have one of these pay attention to me morans that say the derpiest thing they can to get a bit of attention.   And they always have a huge crowd.

Hell every fark thead seems to have one of these pay attention to me morans that say the derpiest thing they can to get a bit of attention.

I don't think either of these shirts will help a brother get laid:

[pbs.twimg.com image 478x846]

[pbs.twimg.com image 480x640]


What an incredibly punchable face
2013-04-25 12:00:17 PM  
2 votes:
OK by me as long as he is the rapee.
2013-04-25 08:11:17 PM  
1 votes:
When he's punched in the face by someone who's been raped I'll say, "I think that guys who dress and act like that and carry those signs, they should realize that they do have partial responsibility, because I believe that they're pretty much asking for it."
2013-04-25 05:26:53 PM  
1 votes:

gunga galunga: elchupacabra: magicgoo: His sign makes him an advocate of an illegal act. My feelings would absolutely come in to play if I were a student there. I would feel threatened, and legally, that's all it would take to have him removed for fighting words/unprotected speech. I still say the school is not right. They're doing their own loose interpretation of what is covered. People throw "free speech" around as if it covers everything. If the words champion illegal acts, they are not protected.

Uh, no.  If that were the case, NORML would be in prison.

Forget NORML, look at NAMBLA.


Ugh, I try not to.
2013-04-25 04:46:46 PM  
1 votes:
www.explosm.net
2013-04-25 04:35:28 PM  
1 votes:
Ah.....so THERE is this "rape culture" I've been hearing about....it's THAT guy!

Good to know, remind me not to fall asleep when he's around.


/"Virgin pride", farking lulz.  I really do hope you're proud about it there guy, because it's pretty much guaranteed to continue.
2013-04-25 04:32:39 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

Sounds like a regular poster in 4chan's hourly "feminists~!" thread on /v/.
2013-04-25 04:20:50 PM  
1 votes:

magicgoo: jackrazz: Here's the problem that I have with these "rape culture" arguments...

But point out that a female should avoid getting shiat-face drunk around a bunch of strange men . . . .

There IS such a thing as assumption of risk.  This by no means excuses a criminal, but why would you intentionally put yourself into a bad or dangerous situation?  Do you lock your doors at night before you go to bed?  How about locking your car when you walk away from it?  You do these things because it's dangerous not to do them.  Why would you then decide that it's a great idea to get plastered around a bunch of drunk strangers and hope that things will work out in the end?

So you're saying women can no longer look sexy when they go to parties. And, if they go to any party, they must assume they will be raped. So, by your logic, chicks can't go to parties and can never get drunk because it is those actions that make them get raped. No drinking. No dress-up. No high heels. No make-up. Because the NATURAL STATE of a man is uncontrollable rapist. Yeah, good luck with that.


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What someone who doesn't want chicks to be at parties may look like.
2013-04-25 04:11:24 PM  
1 votes:

kwame: Theaetetus: /[control-f] "physiological"... really have no idea what you're still arguing about

Because the moderator deleted both your and my posts about it.

It's nice to see they still arbitrarily enforce rules when they feel like it.


Well, far be it from me to gaslight you. The important thing to remember here is that I was right and you agreed. Cheers.
2013-04-25 03:49:25 PM  
1 votes:
BillDozer357:
I know it's stupid-simple, but I can't help but chuckle at the "You Deserve Grape" sign.

I would go and buy a bunch of tape, and stand beside him offering pieces of it to passersby.  "You deserve tape!"  Make it into a competition.

... except that this isn't at all funny and telling women they deserve rape for how they dress is hate speech: the equivalent of telling gays they deserve to be bashed if they act flouncy.  Here in Canada this guy could be arrested for promoting violence (rape) against an identifiable group (women).
2013-04-25 03:02:21 PM  
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: Geez, it's been years since I've been to the ASU, and the last time I was there I didn't saw any douchebags like this guy.

/Not from ASU, though
//I'm an Owl :D


No, you're a swan.
Sawing douchebags would tend to get messy.
2013-04-25 02:33:35 PM  
1 votes:

Joshie: Wait.

*squints at him*

Uh.

That dude's gay. He isn't handling it particularly well, but he is.


pbs.twimg.com

cdn.popdust.com

Broke my gayday, anyway. Is this where I post that 4 out of 5 homophobes say they hate loooooove the D?
2013-04-25 02:23:11 PM  
1 votes:

demaL-demaL-yeH: kwame: Theaetetus

It's real difficult to decide here.
Theaetetus, an attorney, and kwame are fighting over social misfits and abnormality in a thread about an asshat UofA undergrad philosophy major who seems to be advertising his entrepreneurial offensive t-shirt business.

Who to mock first, fark?


Mock them all, and let Reddit sort them out.
2013-04-25 02:21:30 PM  
1 votes:

kwame: Theaetetus


It's real difficult to decide here.
Theaetetus, an attorney, and kwame are fighting over social misfits and abnormality in a thread about an asshat UofA undergrad philosophy major who seems to be advertising his entrepreneurial offensive t-shirt business.

Who to mock first, fark?
2013-04-25 02:15:47 PM  
1 votes:

Diogenes: Same mentality you see in conservative Islam.  Men can't keep it under control and in their pants, so the woman must conceal her body.

Sorry, your lack of control is your problem.  Not another's.


Tell that to the insurance company when you leave your keys in your car and leave the doors unlocked and it gets stolen. "Hey, their lack of control isn't MY problem!"
2013-04-25 01:57:22 PM  
1 votes:

RminusQ: Here's the thing. If someone were to take a lead pipe and beat the living snot out of this shiatbag, he would most certainly deserve it. And the person who did it would still be charged, convicted, and jailed for the offense. Why should rape be different?

I_Am_Weasel: He does have an exciting Twitter feed.

https://twitter.com/brodeanIV

and a blog

http://deansaxton.wordpress.com/

Fascinating stuff.

And by that I mean brain rattling derp.

As I said in the redlit thread, this word salad "FEMINISTS" image (right before "Virgin Pride" and "I'm a serial rapist" "Will you submit to me?" in the gallery) is truly inspired:
[pbs.twimg.com image 600x1064]


I have to congratulate whoever wrote that shirt. To have English as your second language with a bad case of Tourette's thrown in the mix is difficult to overcome--you can almost see a point in that shirt, and I'm sure as soon as he finishes therapy he'll be able to form coherent sentences.
2013-04-25 01:52:30 PM  
1 votes:
i34.tinypic.com
2013-04-25 01:38:56 PM  
1 votes:
pbs.twimg.com

Christ, what an asshole.
2013-04-25 01:38:45 PM  
1 votes:
images.wikia.com
2013-04-25 01:29:04 PM  
1 votes:

James!: So that's his problem, he needs to get laid.  Somebody needs to tell him that women do not want to hear that shiat. He needs to mellow out and leave the religious shiat at home.


no
his problem is that he is gay.
and his worship of false gods prevents him from living his life as god made him.
2013-04-25 01:24:45 PM  
1 votes:
Wait.

*squints at him*

Uh.

That dude's gay. He isn't handling it particularly well, but he is.
2013-04-25 01:17:33 PM  
1 votes:
If you got to this point, why are you even spending the money to go to college?  It's like when they try to integrate the "special" kids into mainstream classrooms.  All you end up doing is annoying the other students.
2013-04-25 01:11:32 PM  
1 votes:

undernova: This is Grade A Derp-a-troll. He's conning everyone.


He may be a dipshiat, but if we didn't protect the speech of the idiots, we'd never hear from Congress...wait. I may be onto something...
2013-04-25 01:10:14 PM  
1 votes:

Egoy3k: Seriously why hasn't anybody kicked the shiat out of him? I mean with the number of unbalanced people in the world I find it so hard to believe that no father/boyfriend/husband/brother of a rape victim with anger control issues hasn't taken a hefty swing at a guy holding a sign like that. Hell I'm a level headed guy and I had brief moment of rage when some asshat used the gap in traffic caused by an ambulance to pass me and 5 other cars yesterday. How has this guy not encountered somebody willing to take a swing?


Because anyone stupid enough to resort to violence over something like that probably agrees with him.
2013-04-25 01:06:12 PM  
1 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: Oh yes, my alma mater replete with angry Mall preachers. (The grass strip between buildings is called "the Mall").

Once I was confronted by a group of roving Christians:

Me- "How does anyone know for certain that God  exists?"
Head Pastor -"If you pray to God he will make himself known to you"
Me - grasps hands and prays "Dear Jesus, please let yourself be known to me for truth is more important than ignorance"
The group of roving x-tians look at me with their eyes wide. They were expecting a miracle.
Me -shrugs "Nope"


Hey, another Wildcat. Cool.

I always liked listening to Brother Jed while holding a "[citation needed]" sign. It gave me something to do in the afternoon in between classes and I got some fresh air.

/derpy people are amusing
2013-04-25 01:05:04 PM  
1 votes:

rickythepenguin: Because People in power are Stupid: Oh yes, my alma mater replete with angry Mall preachers. (The grass strip between buildings is called "the Mall").

ha.  99% sure the building behind him is the clinic.  he's standing right across from the planetarium, it appears.


Dude, it's Plane-arium.

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2013-04-25 01:04:33 PM  
1 votes:

Jument: You deserve a rape today?


Maybe he *misheard*....maybe he's a *HUGE McDonalds fan..




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/Clicky photo linky pops.
2013-04-25 01:03:54 PM  
1 votes:

Kibbler: I just watched "Ghandi" yesterday.  I'm in a more forgiving mood.  We need to simply say to these people, "I think you're wrong, and I think you have been hurt somehow, to think this way.  I hope you can get past the hurt and realize that you're speaking from hate, fear and anger.  I hope you find a better person in your head than that."

Quote from the movie:  An eye for eye just gives us a world where everyone is blind.


I'm in the same camp but I'm more like "Dude, I know you crave attention and punishment but pay for your own got-damned dom, these ladies have classes to get to."
2013-04-25 12:58:58 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-04-25 12:57:07 PM  
1 votes:
These guys completely agree with them.
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2013-04-25 12:56:40 PM  
1 votes:

timujin: oldernell: OK by me as long as he is the rapee.

I have to say, were he raped, I wouldn't feel the least bit bad.  I would probably chortle a bit.


I said with his sign.....
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No problem. SOMEBODY should Rape Him. He's just *asking* for it. He's apparently offering. (i.e "Rape" is a verb, you deserve to be able to rape, or have rape or "get your rape on"....ergo......"COME AT ME BRO!!!!"
2013-04-25 12:55:54 PM  
1 votes:
His face is punchable for so many different reasons, I'll need some new fangled technology to count them all.
2013-04-25 12:32:03 PM  
1 votes:

brap: Every campus seems have one of these pay attention to me morans that say the derpiest thing they can to get a bit of attention.   And they always have a huge crowd.

Hell every fark thead seems to have one of these pay attention to me morans that say the derpiest thing they can to get a bit of attention.


I don't think either of these shirts will help a brother get laid:

pbs.twimg.com

pbs.twimg.com
2013-04-25 12:29:39 PM  
1 votes:
pbs.twimg.com
2013-04-25 12:28:48 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-04-25 12:27:57 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-04-25 12:26:05 PM  
1 votes:
2013-04-25 11:57:06 AM  
1 votes:
Same mentality you see in conservative Islam.  Men can't keep it under control and in their pants, so the woman must conceal her body.

Sorry, your lack of control is your problem.  Not another's.
 
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